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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel so bad for this team.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this
      who the frick thought it was a good idea to make a game for fricking gollum

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I find it difficult to feel bad for a dev that calls that a gameplay trailer.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want an Orc game.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing Middle-earth pimped out to corporations and turned into some soulless franchise the likes of Star Wars, Star Trek and capeshit hurts me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh please, it's the fate of anything popular to be pimped out by corpos. Nothing will ever hurt your precious books, so get over it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The soul of the work will be lost because of them though. From Jackson's movies, to the games, to the shows. Too many are too dumb and ADHD ridden to read the books now so rely on the movies only to get the same experience but its far from it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Good, Tolkien's been above criticism for a bit too long. I'm happy to see more young, progressive people come in and tear his bullshit apart.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ive read the books twice along with immediately comparing them to the movies and while the movies have a good amount of Hollywood fluff, a lot of the dialogue is ripped straight from the books, the order events. Its a pretty faithful recreation asides from a few little bits here and there. Honestly those movies are masterpieces. The books are great and its a different experience, but the movies are likely the closest thing to a decent adaptation we’ll ever see, I dont think it can be topped. You can see how solid LotR is compared to the dogshit hobbit movies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lets be honest though
      theres no way no one saw this coming even after the relatively well done original trilogy movies in the early 2000s
      tolkien has been a cash cow for grabs by the corporatism for no small amount of time that still hasn't been fully exploited unfortunately
      it will only get worse anon, only worse
      i gaurantee you the rings of power writers neven even read any of his works let alone cared beyond the money at the end of the tunnel of the job they got hired for

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I actually did read the books and I thought ROP was pretty good.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          read more then.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kys doomsayer moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >shadow of mordor
          >unnecessary game
          >unnecessary sequel
          >lorebreaking and just bullshit for the sake of a new game engine and existing IP marketing strength
          >the hobbit trilogy shitshow
          >this abomination that looks like it came out of 2005
          >the current state of hollywood and games industry remaking and remastering everything because they are incapable of creating satisfying new IPs
          >being this blind to the past 10 years
          anon are you actually moronic?? even chris is dead now do you really think the world of middle earth will sit unsullied for the next few decades?? are you moronic? please take a fricking iq test and show the rest of the class at show and tell anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            and just bullshit for the sake of a new game engine and existing IP marketing strength
            Interesting thing about Tolkien lore: It has the illusion of depth. An actually proper adaptation of content outside the books would run out of steam almost immediately because Tolkien either didn't care about anything outside Rohan and Gondor or he died before he could elaborate. Mordor comes to mind, despit ebeing the setting of half of ROTK, we know next to nothing about it.

            Lore breaking is essential.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            talionverse is necessary wether you like them or not.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The plus side is that, due to amazon severely overplaying their hand, it’s all in the fan fiction category.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You zoomer or somethin? This is hardly new, Two Towers/ROTK EA games, the fellowship adventure game, BFME1/2, Conquest, the MMO, War in the North, The Third Age just off the top of my head.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >20secs of cut up gameplay clips spread through 1min of cinematics
    >gameplay trailer
    why are they like this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because they showed all the gameplay in that trailer.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fromchads laughing at Tolkien virgins tonight!!!

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >have shitty jank game on your hands that nobody asked for or wants
    >delay it one more time just to see if anyone cares
    man these devs must be sweating just cancel this shit its better off

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whose fricking bright idea was it to make a game about fricking gollum of all things? Nobody wants to have to look at that gremlin for more than 5 seconds. What were they thinking?

    It also pisses me off that the previous most recent LotR fames were all in Mordor focused around the orcs. There’s just so much more they could do with this franchise when it comes to games, it legitimately pisses me off how it’s been handled. No one gives a frick about GOLLUM for fricks sake why didnt you just let us have a real hobbit simulator and not crackhead adventure

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's the problem with baiters these days. They are about as subtle as a sledgehammer.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >get the lord of the rings IP
    >let's make a stealth game featuring Gollum! that's what will make us rich!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They announced it like 8 years ago, it was probably meant to be a fun little side project that went on too long.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and? Regardless of the execution, that sounds like a cool idea

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >THE UNTOLD STORY
    >Gollum just hanging out in caves jerking off and eating fish for centuries

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >still haven’t made a Conquest sequel
    Frick you WB

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I AM SO FRICKING
    SICK
    OF GOLLUM

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >there are anons here that never heard of the White Council cancelled game
    >still no middle earth open world game with multiple races except LOTRO

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you wanna play a game about a weak creature that has to rely on hiding and shanking people in their sleep to get ahead, just play the Styx games.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't click. Is this gonna be walk-simulator piloting Gollum?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yep

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They know their chickens. If people are gonna buy interactive movies then let them do it I guess

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      huum you get to hide in tall grass and throw stuff to kite baddies, it's revolutionary stuff

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >another uglymc

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no games trilogy based purely on the books

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the first fellowship of the ring for the ps2

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fromtroons are going to hoist this piece of shit up like a trophy and celebrate yet another Tolkien desecration

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