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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it gets good after the 6 hour mark

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was under 5 hours long

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          only if you speedrun it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, really boring

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why has this game mindbroken Ganker so hard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pc Black folk that can't run it, xgays that can't play it and shitch trannies that can't play it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shazzam troons still seething after every attempt to "kill" games has failed

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I love new popular thing!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its more of an npc to hate the new popular thing because its new and popular. Your campaign to make the game fail is pathetic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope, npcs like what they're told to like.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >thing can be popular in a vacuum
      moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >twitter secondaries have ruined Yakuza and Metal Gear Rising
      I will never not be mad
      What do you think they'll get their grubby hands on next? 10 bucks says Deadly Premomition is very likely to be discovered and ruined by them at some point.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I expect some new bug frickers to come out once this thing nears it's release

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >twittertard can't enjoy a game if its popular

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Twittertards don't play the games they post about. They just post out of context characters and cutscenes over and over repeatedly.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE I CANT PLAY THIS VIDEO GAME PEOPLE ON TWITTER ARE POSTING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >gatekeeping? RRRREEEEEE I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
              Go back

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >AAARGH STOP HATING FOTM MEME GAMERS
                Kek broke the redditor

                >mindbroken and shaking so much he can't play a video game because some evil twitter meme exists

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Go back

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                seethe
                cope
                get your phone and get ready to dial

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Go back

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                mindbroken

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Go back

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >AAARGH STOP HATING FOTM MEME GAMERS
              Kek broke the redditor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >redditurd can't enjoy a game unless it's popular

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why are reddit "jokes" always just random collections of words you recognize with no punchline?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I keep telling myself it's just their gay version of ironic shitposting.
          It's ironic shitposting, right?

          RIGHT?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Armored Core is next

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot Morrowind. Can you honestly blame zoomers for avoiding current gen games? It's been terrible.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is there an actual game here? Because everything they showed made it look like a walking simulator except cat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you expecting the cat to pick up a gun and start kickboxing?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        physics puzzles would be interesting but it's all just scripted events

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          there are the barrel puzzles as well as knocking shit off shelves

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            knocking something off a ledge to break a window isn't exactly a puzzle or physics really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I were a cat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's an adventure game, you have puzzles, stealth segments, some setpieces here and there, collectables etc

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i dont know what i wanted
        but i know i didn't want that

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gameplay-wise, whats the difference between this and the latest sony movie

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mousassins creed

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >absolutely zero clips of gameplay in all threads
    Really makes me think.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you take screenshots when the game is beautiful
      you play the game when there is gameplay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there is no gameplay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can't even jump manually, its context specific, it got old after an hour, there a torrent out there so go nuts, i finished it in about 4 hours, for 30 dollars its a bit steep

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't even jump manually, its context specific,
        pathetic.

        why are reddit "jokes" always just random collections of words you recognize with no punchline?

        its humor anyone can participate in
        kind of like how anyone can draw an MSPaint comic as long as we keep them shittily drawn

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes but mspaint jokes still tend to be funny, the unfunny shit doesn't get reposted over and over, and you get the really expressive drawings like wojak, trollface etc.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks comfy, I wouldn't have thought of playing it if it wasn't on the Switch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's not

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    meowy kitty

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