Here's your Spanish cuisine, bro

Here's your Spanish cuisine, bro

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they showed off goomy, a purple dragon during the picnic, where you make subs
    finally, i can make the exodia image pokemon style

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ay mira el gringo no sabe lo que es una bocata jaja

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      CUIDADO LA INUNDACION AHHHH CORRAN!!!

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iñakis are gonna be fucking seething about no paella

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Could have made paella
      >Could have even made tapas
      >or even different turron (analogous to pokeblocks)

      >dude bocadillo lmao
      come on

      Paella is valencian and scatalan. Iñaki is a basque name.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bocadillos>paella
        sorry Miguelito

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Miguelito
          I'm a Patxi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and scatalan

        Nope. Just valencian. Paella in Barcelona is as alien as paella in malaga.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Scatalans always seem claim it as theirs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's difficult to secede from a centuries old country without letting go of certain things it seems. Catalan food is good, but it's too similar to the rest of Spain's (since it's been the same fucking country for so long). So they need to pillage some staples you see.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks so bland and cheap as you would expect from an africain country

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That looks fucking disgusting

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT IS THE PORK MADE OF

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lechonk obviously

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oinkappleberries

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a delicious looking jelly donut

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >burgers don't know bocadillos
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a sub.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a hoagie.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      op already posted a sandwich, dumb esl

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a normal sub to me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would be ashamed if this was part of my cuisine. Couldn't they do tapas or paellas instead?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude just call your sandwich armadillos
      Childish made up culture localized in a miniscule 3rd world hole where nobody can speak English
      What's the point?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that they dont speak english intantly improves the chances of good food and delectable dishes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >intantly
          they speak english but you dont lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't know the difference between sandwich and bocadillo
        kek

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The bocadillo or bocata, in Spain, is a sandwich made with Spanish bread
          >is a sandwich
          >a sandwich
          >sandwich

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Spanish bread
            >use baguette from France

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              our bread now

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You served me a shitty sausage pizza when I came over your shitty country that should've been annexed to mine 200 years ago
                Your women stink, it reminded me of Germany

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >go to poor restaurants
                >get shit food
                ???? stop being poor

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >go to AAA restaurants
                >kidney stolen
                stop being greedy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bread only exists in France

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>good bread only exists in France

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >proving me right by showing how anglos don't know the difference

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              explain the difference

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No existe diferencia mamon

    • 2 months ago
      Rajesh

      My cuisine is better.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        DESIGNATED
        CURRY
        STREET

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hello, sir!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately your country is not, which is why GF doesn't want to make a region based on your country.

        Who knows, they might pick Pakistan next time. It's like India, without the DSS and toilet witches.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >toilet witches
          youre not convincing me it would be a bad region for a pokemon game. not with that kind of thing

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They don't exist anon, it's just one of the reasons the Poo fears the Loo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      get da fukk outta 'ear that just bread with some gabagool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bocadillos were invented 40 years after the Sub, the Sub is an American invention. Also, just because something is from another country doesn't stop that thing from being the same thing. Gazpacho is still a soup, and a bocadillo is still a sub sandwich. Get over it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know
        if you change the wikipedia's language to "Español", it says that the word Bocadillos has been registered by their official dictionary in 1983, however the dish (mostly its prior versions of it) was in fact invented by the Ancient Egyptians and the Sumerians

        ....and you know what that means, anon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Wikipedia

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bocadillos were invented 40 years after the Sub
        source?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bocadillo LITERALLY means "snack". What kind of retarded post is this?
      >burgers don't know "snacks"
      And you're laughing at THEM? You must be from some backwards place where they talk like fags and shits all retarded.

      Reminds me of that coastal country in south america where if you ask for a quesadilla (cheese taco, basically) they ask you if you want cheese on it, because for them it just means chicken taco or something for some retarded reason despite the name and dish involving cheese. This is like that, in your backwards hole they call sandwiches snacks and you thought that's what they were officially fucking called for some reason. What do you call snacks then, botanas? You do don't you you fucking cuck.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bocadillo LITERALLY means "snack"
        hmmmm no

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sp*niards eat an entire 12 inch sub as a snack
        oh no no no no

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S RAW

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope there's bocata de calamares in the game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a hero

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pardon me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eating gas station subs
      You don't know what you're missing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now add buffalo sauce and blue cheese crumbles.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now add buffalo sauce and blue cheese crumbles.

        Das the way, man. Had an Everroast last night, got twice the meat for free cause I used to work there, feels good.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        As a Publix employee, I get tired of pub subs. They're good for a cheap lunch though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        a severe case of botulism?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man of taste and culture.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >esl thinks he's special for posting a sandwich
    we're more of laughing at you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still liking golem
      gottem uol

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Some of them aren't wrong, a bogadillo is just a sub with different bread.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO LECHONK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happens if the timer runs out in the sandwich minigame?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the sandwich spontaneously combusts and you and your pokemon have to eat the charred remains of the sandwich

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        megalovania starts playing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Trying to pretend a bogadillo isn't a sandwich/sub/hoagie is like trying to say Sushi isn't Fish because its from Japan, it's retarded.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A better example is Japs trying to claim ramen isn't Chinese.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >esl thinks he's special for posting a sandwich
    >we're more of laughing at you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mutt STILL assblasted over a fucking bocadillo
      KEK, being made by bongs hurt your cuisine taste

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH YEAH!? U HAVIN A GIGGLE M8
        WELL LET ME SHOW U SUM PROPA BRITISH FAIR

        THIS IS THE BONGADILLO
        SIMPLE RUSTIC BRILLIANT
        FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKIN FOOD INNIT

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im mexican, and i think that the Bocatas are the Spanish equivalent of our tacos

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does GF keep putting this stupid shit in, I don't want to make sandwiches, I wanna fight Pokemon you stupid assholes.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a false claim on something ypu have no idea about.
    >Anon proves them wrong.
    >B-But you are E-ESL.
    >Even though anon is showing them what they want.
    Why are EOPs so retarded?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude look at this sandwich lol (obviously making a joke)
      >uh akatckaually it's a *Sandwich in spanish*
      >lol we already know that
      >NO SHUT UP!!! CALL IT THIS REEEEEEEEE!!!
      Calm down retard esl.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >obviously making a joke
        kek. backtracking.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bakctracking
          He posted a sandwich from subway, it's obviously meant to be tongue-in-cheek

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i-i-it's not a sub because it has a baguette typically as b-b-bread, stupid american b-b-bakas

            Which one is it?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i-i-it's not a sub because it has a baguette typically as b-b-bread, stupid american b-b-bakas

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are EOPs so retarded?
      This is their peak cuisine.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying you can't get a variety of bread in a variety of countries
        You anons do realize that most countries can just get whatever food they want typically right?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you're saying that Spanish cuisine is basically Subway with different bread? Wow man, peak cuisine, Subway. Imagine being proud of one of your dishes being Subway, but get this, we changed the bread. Ooo ahhhh, pathetic.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have uno beero with a bacon sarnie, lass.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh please, like they didn't just make the american one generic vanilla fucking ice cream.
    >literally the perfect food item was the black and white cookie sold in NYC
    >just make it ice cream instead

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real Spaniard here, it's clearly a pizza guys, come on, silly Italians.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks a fastfood chain invented sandwiches
    patented burgerstan education at work

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spain didn't invent sandwiches either.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The particular style that's referenced in the game was

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The sub was invented in america, not spain, that type of sub in spain was invented in the fucking 70s

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >woah dude we cut a baguette(French) lengthwise and put meat in it(like Americans did before us)
          Spaniards have no culture

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The French fucking made that style of sandwich you hack, which is based on a fucking American invention.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            what? sandwiches exist since the egypts

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >A french invention, based on an american invention, based on a british invention, based on an egyptian invention
              >But it's Spanish guys, trust me
              k

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                well it's just big here, just like curry is big in bongland

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The sub was invented in america, not spain, that type of sub in spain was invented in the fucking 70s

          >woah dude we cut a baguette(French) lengthwise and put meat in it(like Americans did before us)
          Spaniards have no culture

          The French fucking made that style of sandwich you hack, which is based on a fucking American invention.

          Ancient Egyptians and Sumerians invented the first Sandwich.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back to r/whoosh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >curry
    >england cuisine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they have us make burritos or fajitas instead? That'd be more authentic

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4Kids-sama, I kneel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what even was this supposed to be originally?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A jelly donut

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        a giant riceball

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >durr everyone who doesn't know my latinx cuisine is a mutt
    Eat shit, miguel.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pokemon game based on Spain.
      >Anon makes a false claim on it not being spanish cuisine.
      >Another anon corrects him
      >E-Everyone who doesn't know...
      That's the point, retard. Don't talk about something you know nothing about.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      spain isn't latin

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes apart, you guys should try jamón ibérico. It's something else. The crunchy bread just makes it a hearty meal but it's not really about the bread or the sandwitch itself.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hostia menudas leches a que sois la caña

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      coño

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing
    >nothing
    >pokeblocks
    >poffins
    >nothing
    >pokepuffs
    >beans
    >curry
    >sandwiches

    Gen 3, 4, and 6 was the golden era for food, though rainbow beans in gen 7 felt nice. The sandwich making is even less fun than curry and I doubt they even made a sandwichdex for it. It truly seems like a peak lazy feature. Picnics look even worse than camps.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its ripped straight out of Cooking Mama.
      Sandwich physics and all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokepuffs were the best food, no exceptions.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > no tapas
    It was right there, it would have been so easy to swap in.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you put paella in bread like nips do with yakisoba

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    spanish people > muricans
    esl > mutts
    Murican people is filth of earth

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope some cr7 culture will be in

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have made PokeTacos

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's only a bocadillo if it's made in the paldea region, otherwise it's just a sub sandwich

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like a typhoon?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        sure, or champaign vs. sparkling wine

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sandwichs are pretty universal in modern times. I'm not sure why people are shitting themselves over it

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spanish Cuisine is literally just like Spain. Everyone in Europe laughs at it (Even the fucking UK) but Miguelandia pretend that everyone loves it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's called jealousy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's called picking a man as your most beautiful woman 4 years ago.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          say what?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >None of these abominations were picked as the most beautiful woman in the country.
            Now, name Miss Spain 2018. We'll wait

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok sis go wait sitting nex to the chud officers

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pedro hirviendo ayayayay de paraguay

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                tu puta madre cancerosa en silla de ruedas lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                we got no trabajos here for you pedro, back to flamenco and paella

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sprigatito can has sandwich?

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread endes up being the latinx version of "Escargot is not snail"

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >American culture is so globally adopted that other countries fail to distinguish it from their own and claim America has no culture
    Many such cases.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fuck are those sandwiches? here in Portugal we don't have those toy-looking breads n shiet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ummm bifana delicia

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT A WHOLE STEAK ON A BREAD?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >HULK SMASHES BREAD
        >HULK SMASHES STEAK
        >HULK PUTS STEAK ON THE BREAD
        >HULK SMASHES STEAK BREAD
        the absolute state of Portuguese cuisine

        It looks pretty good tbqhdesu

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i will put your sandwich in my sandwich and make a big sandwich.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HULK SMASHES BREAD
      >HULK SMASHES STEAK
      >HULK PUTS STEAK ON THE BREAD
      >HULK SMASHES STEAK BREAD
      the absolute state of Portuguese cuisine

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey i think i see cheese too

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          or is that just grease?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            either grease or a scrambled egg

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT A WHOLE STEAK ON A BREAD?

      needs a slice of sharp cheddar

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that moldy ass breed
      Sorry we don't dine on 3rd world cuisine.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh come on that bread looks fine, it just in a crude shape.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's flour retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        does 3rd word even have bread?

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally appealing to the Fogle audience which Ganker is most definitely.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not having a frenchie instead?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you soaking your sandwich on that oil?
      how does it taste like?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hispanicy but godlike. It's cooked along with the oil in the hoven, tho

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I can't make one of these I riot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i used to get these from d'angelos

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not pans

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Italian BMT with double meat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hispanicy italian with dub meat and dub cheese uwu

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kronii thread in vp/
    what the fuck?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      modern internet culture is so funny

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >galar gets curry
    >paldea gets a sandwich
    what did gamefreak mean by this?

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