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>they showed off goomy, a purple dragon during the picnic, where you make subs
finally, i can make the exodia image pokemon style
Ay mira el gringo no sabe lo que es una bocata jaja
CUIDADO LA INUNDACION AHHHH CORRAN!!!
Iñakis are gonna be fricking seething about no paella
>Could have made paella
>Could have even made tapas
>or even different turron (analogous to pokeblocks)
>dude bocadillo lmao
come on
Paella is valencian and scatalan. Iñaki is a basque name.
bocadillos>paella
sorry Miguelito
>Miguelito
I'm a Patxi
>and scatalan
Nope. Just valencian. Paella in Barcelona is as alien as paella in malaga.
Scatalans always seem claim it as theirs.
It's difficult to secede from a centuries old country without letting go of certain things it seems. Catalan food is good, but it's too similar to the rest of Spain's (since it's been the same fricking country for so long). So they need to pillage some staples you see.
Looks so bland and cheap as you would expect from an africain country
That looks fricking disgusting
WHAT IS THE PORK MADE OF
Lechonk obviously
oinkappleberries
That's a delicious looking jelly donut
>burgers don't know bocadillos
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That's a sub.
That's a hoagie.
op already posted a sandwich, dumb esl
Looks like a normal sub to me.
I would be ashamed if this was part of my cuisine. Couldn't they do tapas or paellas instead?
>dude just call your sandwich armadillos
Childish made up culture localized in a miniscule 3rd world hole where nobody can speak English
What's the point?
The fact that they dont speak english intantly improves the chances of good food and delectable dishes.
>intantly
they speak english but you dont lmao
>doesn't know the difference between sandwich and bocadillo
kek
>The bocadillo or bocata, in Spain, is a sandwich made with Spanish bread
>is a sandwich
>a sandwich
>sandwich
>Spanish bread
>use baguette from France
our bread now
You served me a shitty sausage pizza when I came over your shitty country that should've been annexed to mine 200 years ago
Your women stink, it reminded me of Germany
>go to poor restaurants
>get shit food
???? stop being poor
>go to AAA restaurants
>kidney stolen
stop being greedy
>bread only exists in France
>>good bread only exists in France
>proving me right by showing how anglos don't know the difference
explain the difference
No existe diferencia mamon
My cuisine is better.
DESIGNATED
CURRY
STREET
Hello, sir!
Unfortunately your country is not, which is why GF doesn't want to make a region based on your country.
Who knows, they might pick Pakistan next time. It's like India, without the DSS and toilet witches.
>toilet witches
youre not convincing me it would be a bad region for a pokemon game. not with that kind of thing
They don't exist anon, it's just one of the reasons the Poo fears the Loo.
get da fukk outta 'ear that just bread with some gabagool
Bocadillos were invented 40 years after the Sub, the Sub is an American invention. Also, just because something is from another country doesn't stop that thing from being the same thing. Gazpacho is still a soup, and a bocadillo is still a sub sandwich. Get over it.
>he doesn't know
if you change the wikipedia's language to "Español", it says that the word Bocadillos has been registered by their official dictionary in 1983, however the dish (mostly its prior versions of it) was in fact invented by the Ancient Egyptians and the Sumerians
....and you know what that means, anon
>Wikipedia
>Bocadillos were invented 40 years after the Sub
source?
Bocadillo LITERALLY means "snack". What kind of moronic post is this?
>burgers don't know "snacks"
And you're laughing at THEM? You must be from some backwards place where they talk like gays and shits all moronic.
Reminds me of that coastal country in south america where if you ask for a quesadilla (cheese taco, basically) they ask you if you want cheese on it, because for them it just means chicken taco or something for some moronic reason despite the name and dish involving cheese. This is like that, in your backwards hole they call sandwiches snacks and you thought that's what they were officially fricking called for some reason. What do you call snacks then, botanas? You do don't you you fricking cuck.
>Bocadillo LITERALLY means "snack"
hmmmm no
>Sp*niards eat an entire 12 inch sub as a snack
oh no no no no
IT'S RAW
I hope there's bocata de calamares in the game
Thats a hero
Pardon me
>Eating gas station subs
You don't know what you're missing.
Now add buffalo sauce and blue cheese crumbles.
Das the way, man. Had an Everroast last night, got twice the meat for free cause I used to work there, feels good.
As a Publix employee, I get tired of pub subs. They're good for a cheap lunch though.
a severe case of botulism?
Man of taste and culture.
>esl thinks he's special for posting a sandwich
we're more of laughing at you.
>still liking golem
gottem uol
Some of them aren't wrong, a bogadillo is just a sub with different bread.
OH NO LECHONK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What happens if the timer runs out in the sandwich minigame?
the sandwich spontaneously combusts and you and your pokemon have to eat the charred remains of the sandwich
megalovania starts playing
Trying to pretend a bogadillo isn't a sandwich/sub/hoagie is like trying to say Sushi isn't Fish because its from Japan, it's moronic.
A better example is Japs trying to claim ramen isn't Chinese.
>esl thinks he's special for posting a sandwich
>we're more of laughing at you.
>mutt STILL assblasted over a fricking bocadillo
KEK, being made by bongs hurt your cuisine taste
OH YEAH!? U HAVIN A GIGGLE M8
WELL LET ME SHOW U SUM PROPA BRITISH FAIR
THIS IS THE BONGADILLO
SIMPLE RUSTIC BRILLIANT
FINALLY SOME GOOD FRICKIN FOOD INNIT
Im mexican, and i think that the Bocatas are the Spanish equivalent of our tacos
Why does GF keep putting this stupid shit in, I don't want to make sandwiches, I wanna fight Pokemon you stupid buttholes.
>Make a false claim on something ypu have no idea about.
>Anon proves them wrong.
>B-But you are E-ESL.
>Even though anon is showing them what they want.
Why are EOPs so moronic?
>dude look at this sandwich lol (obviously making a joke)
>uh akatckaually it's a *Sandwich in spanish*
>lol we already know that
>NO SHUT UP!!! CALL IT THIS REEEEEEEEE!!!
Calm down moron esl.
>obviously making a joke
kek. backtracking.
>bakctracking
He posted a sandwich from subway, it's obviously meant to be tongue-in-cheek
Which one is it?
>i-i-it's not a sub because it has a baguette typically as b-b-bread, stupid american b-b-bakas
>Why are EOPs so moronic?
This is their peak cuisine.
>implying you can't get a variety of bread in a variety of countries
You anons do realize that most countries can just get whatever food they want typically right?
So you're saying that Spanish cuisine is basically Subway with different bread? Wow man, peak cuisine, Subway. Imagine being proud of one of your dishes being Subway, but get this, we changed the bread. Ooo ahhhh, pathetic.
I'll have uno beero with a bacon sarnie, lass.
Oh please, like they didn't just make the american one generic vanilla fricking ice cream.
>literally the perfect food item was the black and white cookie sold in NYC
>just make it ice cream instead
Real Spaniard here, it's clearly a pizza guys, come on, silly Italians.
>thinks a fastfood chain invented sandwiches
patented burgerstan education at work
Spain didn't invent sandwiches either.
The particular style that's referenced in the game was
The sub was invented in america, not spain, that type of sub in spain was invented in the fricking 70s
>woah dude we cut a baguette(French) lengthwise and put meat in it(like Americans did before us)
Spaniards have no culture
The French fricking made that style of sandwich you hack, which is based on a fricking American invention.
what? sandwiches exist since the egypts
>A french invention, based on an american invention, based on a british invention, based on an egyptian invention
>But it's Spanish guys, trust me
k
well it's just big here, just like curry is big in bongland
Ancient Egyptians and Sumerians invented the first Sandwich.
Back to r/whoosh
>curry
>england cuisine
It is.
Why didn't they have us make burritos or fajitas instead? That'd be more authentic
4Kids-sama, I kneel
what even was this supposed to be originally?
A jelly donut
a giant riceball
>durr everyone who doesn't know my latinx cuisine is a mutt
Eat shit, miguel.
>Pokemon game based on Spain.
>Anon makes a false claim on it not being spanish cuisine.
>Another anon corrects him
>E-Everyone who doesn't know...
That's the point, moron. Don't talk about something you know nothing about.
spain isn't latin
Jokes apart, you guys should try jamón ibérico. It's something else. The crunchy bread just makes it a hearty meal but it's not really about the bread or the sandwitch itself.
hostia menudas leches a que sois la caña
coño
>nothing
>nothing
>pokeblocks
>poffins
>nothing
>pokepuffs
>beans
>curry
>sandwiches
Gen 3, 4, and 6 was the golden era for food, though rainbow beans in gen 7 felt nice. The sandwich making is even less fun than curry and I doubt they even made a sandwichdex for it. It truly seems like a peak lazy feature. Picnics look even worse than camps.
Its ripped straight out of Cooking Mama.
Sandwich physics and all.
Pokepuffs were the best food, no exceptions.
> no tapas
It was right there, it would have been so easy to swap in.
Can you put paella in bread like nips do with yakisoba
spanish people > muricans
esl > mutts
Murican people is filth of earth
I hope some cr7 culture will be in
They should have made PokeTacos
It's only a bocadillo if it's made in the paldea region, otherwise it's just a sub sandwich
Like a typhoon?
sure, or champaign vs. sparkling wine
Sandwichs are pretty universal in modern times. I'm not sure why people are shitting themselves over it
Spanish Cuisine is literally just like Spain. Everyone in Europe laughs at it (Even the fricking UK) but Miguelandia pretend that everyone loves it.
it's called jealousy
It's called picking a man as your most beautiful woman 4 years ago.
say what?
>None of these abominations were picked as the most beautiful woman in the country.
Now, name Miss Spain 2018. We'll wait
ok sis go wait sitting nex to the troony officers
Pedro hirviendo ayayayay de paraguay
tu puta madre cancerosa en silla de ruedas lmao
we got no trabajos here for you pedro, back to flamenco and paella
Sprigatito can has sandwich?
This thread endes up being the latinx version of "Escargot is not snail"
>American culture is so globally adopted that other countries fail to distinguish it from their own and claim America has no culture
Many such cases.
the frick are those sandwiches? here in Portugal we don't have those toy-looking breads n shiet
ummm bifana delicia
WHY THE FRICK WOULD YOU PUT A WHOLE STEAK ON A BREAD?
It looks pretty good tbqhdesu
i will put your sandwich in my sandwich and make a big sandwich.
>HULK SMASHES BREAD
>HULK SMASHES STEAK
>HULK PUTS STEAK ON THE BREAD
>HULK SMASHES STEAK BREAD
the absolute state of Portuguese cuisine
hey i think i see cheese too
or is that just grease?
either grease or a scrambled egg
needs a slice of sharp cheddar
>that moldy ass breed
Sorry we don't dine on 3rd world cuisine.
oh come on that bread looks fine, it just in a crude shape.
that's flour moron
does 3rd word even have bread?
Finally appealing to the Fogle audience which /vp/ is most definitely.
Why not having a frenchie instead?
why are you soaking your sandwich on that oil?
how does it taste like?
Spicy but godlike. It's cooked along with the oil in the hoven, tho
If I can't make one of these I riot
i used to get these from d'angelos
>not pans
For me it's the Italian BMT with double meat
spicy italian with dub meat and dub cheese uwu
>Kronii thread in vp/
what the frick?
modern internet culture is so funny
>galar gets curry
>paldea gets a sandwich
what did gamefreak mean by this?