Here's your Spanish cuisine, bro

Here's your Spanish cuisine, bro

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >they showed off goomy, a purple dragon during the picnic, where you make subs
    finally, i can make the exodia image pokemon style

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ay mira el gringo no sabe lo que es una bocata jaja

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      CUIDADO LA INUNDACION AHHHH CORRAN!!!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Iñakis are gonna be fricking seething about no paella

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Could have made paella
      >Could have even made tapas
      >or even different turron (analogous to pokeblocks)

      >dude bocadillo lmao
      come on

      Paella is valencian and scatalan. Iñaki is a basque name.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bocadillos>paella
        sorry Miguelito

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Miguelito
          I'm a Patxi

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >and scatalan

        Nope. Just valencian. Paella in Barcelona is as alien as paella in malaga.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Scatalans always seem claim it as theirs.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's difficult to secede from a centuries old country without letting go of certain things it seems. Catalan food is good, but it's too similar to the rest of Spain's (since it's been the same fricking country for so long). So they need to pillage some staples you see.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Looks so bland and cheap as you would expect from an africain country

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That looks fricking disgusting

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT IS THE PORK MADE OF

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lechonk obviously

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oinkappleberries

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's a delicious looking jelly donut

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >burgers don't know bocadillos
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's a sub.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's a hoagie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      op already posted a sandwich, dumb esl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a normal sub to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would be ashamed if this was part of my cuisine. Couldn't they do tapas or paellas instead?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >dude just call your sandwich armadillos
      Childish made up culture localized in a miniscule 3rd world hole where nobody can speak English
      What's the point?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that they dont speak english intantly improves the chances of good food and delectable dishes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >intantly
          they speak english but you dont lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't know the difference between sandwich and bocadillo
        kek

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >The bocadillo or bocata, in Spain, is a sandwich made with Spanish bread
          >is a sandwich
          >a sandwich
          >sandwich

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Spanish bread
            >use baguette from France

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              our bread now

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You served me a shitty sausage pizza when I came over your shitty country that should've been annexed to mine 200 years ago
                Your women stink, it reminded me of Germany

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >go to poor restaurants
                >get shit food
                ???? stop being poor

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >go to AAA restaurants
                >kidney stolen
                stop being greedy

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >bread only exists in France

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >>good bread only exists in France

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >proving me right by showing how anglos don't know the difference

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              explain the difference

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No existe diferencia mamon

    • 1 year ago
      Rajesh

      My cuisine is better.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        DESIGNATED
        CURRY
        STREET

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hello, sir!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately your country is not, which is why GF doesn't want to make a region based on your country.

        Who knows, they might pick Pakistan next time. It's like India, without the DSS and toilet witches.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >toilet witches
          youre not convincing me it would be a bad region for a pokemon game. not with that kind of thing

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They don't exist anon, it's just one of the reasons the Poo fears the Loo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      get da fukk outta 'ear that just bread with some gabagool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bocadillos were invented 40 years after the Sub, the Sub is an American invention. Also, just because something is from another country doesn't stop that thing from being the same thing. Gazpacho is still a soup, and a bocadillo is still a sub sandwich. Get over it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know
        if you change the wikipedia's language to "Español", it says that the word Bocadillos has been registered by their official dictionary in 1983, however the dish (mostly its prior versions of it) was in fact invented by the Ancient Egyptians and the Sumerians

        ....and you know what that means, anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Wikipedia

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Bocadillos were invented 40 years after the Sub
        source?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bocadillo LITERALLY means "snack". What kind of moronic post is this?
      >burgers don't know "snacks"
      And you're laughing at THEM? You must be from some backwards place where they talk like gays and shits all moronic.

      Reminds me of that coastal country in south america where if you ask for a quesadilla (cheese taco, basically) they ask you if you want cheese on it, because for them it just means chicken taco or something for some moronic reason despite the name and dish involving cheese. This is like that, in your backwards hole they call sandwiches snacks and you thought that's what they were officially fricking called for some reason. What do you call snacks then, botanas? You do don't you you fricking cuck.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Bocadillo LITERALLY means "snack"
        hmmmm no

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Sp*niards eat an entire 12 inch sub as a snack
        oh no no no no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S RAW

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope there's bocata de calamares in the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a hero

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pardon me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Eating gas station subs
      You don't know what you're missing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Now add buffalo sauce and blue cheese crumbles.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Now add buffalo sauce and blue cheese crumbles.

        Das the way, man. Had an Everroast last night, got twice the meat for free cause I used to work there, feels good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        As a Publix employee, I get tired of pub subs. They're good for a cheap lunch though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        a severe case of botulism?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Man of taste and culture.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >esl thinks he's special for posting a sandwich
    we're more of laughing at you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >still liking golem
      gottem uol

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Some of them aren't wrong, a bogadillo is just a sub with different bread.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO LECHONK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What happens if the timer runs out in the sandwich minigame?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the sandwich spontaneously combusts and you and your pokemon have to eat the charred remains of the sandwich

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        megalovania starts playing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Trying to pretend a bogadillo isn't a sandwich/sub/hoagie is like trying to say Sushi isn't Fish because its from Japan, it's moronic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A better example is Japs trying to claim ramen isn't Chinese.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >esl thinks he's special for posting a sandwich
    >we're more of laughing at you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >mutt STILL assblasted over a fricking bocadillo
      KEK, being made by bongs hurt your cuisine taste

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OH YEAH!? U HAVIN A GIGGLE M8
        WELL LET ME SHOW U SUM PROPA BRITISH FAIR

        THIS IS THE BONGADILLO
        SIMPLE RUSTIC BRILLIANT
        FINALLY SOME GOOD FRICKIN FOOD INNIT

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Im mexican, and i think that the Bocatas are the Spanish equivalent of our tacos

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does GF keep putting this stupid shit in, I don't want to make sandwiches, I wanna fight Pokemon you stupid buttholes.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a false claim on something ypu have no idea about.
    >Anon proves them wrong.
    >B-But you are E-ESL.
    >Even though anon is showing them what they want.
    Why are EOPs so moronic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >dude look at this sandwich lol (obviously making a joke)
      >uh akatckaually it's a *Sandwich in spanish*
      >lol we already know that
      >NO SHUT UP!!! CALL IT THIS REEEEEEEEE!!!
      Calm down moron esl.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >obviously making a joke
        kek. backtracking.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >bakctracking
          He posted a sandwich from subway, it's obviously meant to be tongue-in-cheek

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >i-i-it's not a sub because it has a baguette typically as b-b-bread, stupid american b-b-bakas

            Which one is it?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >i-i-it's not a sub because it has a baguette typically as b-b-bread, stupid american b-b-bakas

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are EOPs so moronic?
      This is their peak cuisine.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >implying you can't get a variety of bread in a variety of countries
        You anons do realize that most countries can just get whatever food they want typically right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So you're saying that Spanish cuisine is basically Subway with different bread? Wow man, peak cuisine, Subway. Imagine being proud of one of your dishes being Subway, but get this, we changed the bread. Ooo ahhhh, pathetic.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have uno beero with a bacon sarnie, lass.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh please, like they didn't just make the american one generic vanilla fricking ice cream.
    >literally the perfect food item was the black and white cookie sold in NYC
    >just make it ice cream instead

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Real Spaniard here, it's clearly a pizza guys, come on, silly Italians.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks a fastfood chain invented sandwiches
    patented burgerstan education at work

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Spain didn't invent sandwiches either.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The particular style that's referenced in the game was

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The sub was invented in america, not spain, that type of sub in spain was invented in the fricking 70s

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >woah dude we cut a baguette(French) lengthwise and put meat in it(like Americans did before us)
          Spaniards have no culture

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The French fricking made that style of sandwich you hack, which is based on a fricking American invention.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            what? sandwiches exist since the egypts

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >A french invention, based on an american invention, based on a british invention, based on an egyptian invention
              >But it's Spanish guys, trust me
              k

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                well it's just big here, just like curry is big in bongland

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The sub was invented in america, not spain, that type of sub in spain was invented in the fricking 70s

          >woah dude we cut a baguette(French) lengthwise and put meat in it(like Americans did before us)
          Spaniards have no culture

          The French fricking made that style of sandwich you hack, which is based on a fricking American invention.

          Ancient Egyptians and Sumerians invented the first Sandwich.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Back to r/whoosh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >curry
    >england cuisine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It is.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they have us make burritos or fajitas instead? That'd be more authentic

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    4Kids-sama, I kneel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what even was this supposed to be originally?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A jelly donut

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        a giant riceball

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >durr everyone who doesn't know my latinx cuisine is a mutt
    Eat shit, miguel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Pokemon game based on Spain.
      >Anon makes a false claim on it not being spanish cuisine.
      >Another anon corrects him
      >E-Everyone who doesn't know...
      That's the point, moron. Don't talk about something you know nothing about.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      spain isn't latin

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes apart, you guys should try jamón ibérico. It's something else. The crunchy bread just makes it a hearty meal but it's not really about the bread or the sandwitch itself.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hostia menudas leches a que sois la caña

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      coño

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing
    >nothing
    >pokeblocks
    >poffins
    >nothing
    >pokepuffs
    >beans
    >curry
    >sandwiches

    Gen 3, 4, and 6 was the golden era for food, though rainbow beans in gen 7 felt nice. The sandwich making is even less fun than curry and I doubt they even made a sandwichdex for it. It truly seems like a peak lazy feature. Picnics look even worse than camps.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its ripped straight out of Cooking Mama.
      Sandwich physics and all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pokepuffs were the best food, no exceptions.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > no tapas
    It was right there, it would have been so easy to swap in.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can you put paella in bread like nips do with yakisoba

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    spanish people > muricans
    esl > mutts
    Murican people is filth of earth

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope some cr7 culture will be in

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They should have made PokeTacos

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's only a bocadillo if it's made in the paldea region, otherwise it's just a sub sandwich

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Like a typhoon?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sure, or champaign vs. sparkling wine

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sandwichs are pretty universal in modern times. I'm not sure why people are shitting themselves over it

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spanish Cuisine is literally just like Spain. Everyone in Europe laughs at it (Even the fricking UK) but Miguelandia pretend that everyone loves it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's called jealousy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's called picking a man as your most beautiful woman 4 years ago.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          say what?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >None of these abominations were picked as the most beautiful woman in the country.
            Now, name Miss Spain 2018. We'll wait

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              ok sis go wait sitting nex to the troony officers

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Pedro hirviendo ayayayay de paraguay

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                tu puta madre cancerosa en silla de ruedas lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                we got no trabajos here for you pedro, back to flamenco and paella

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sprigatito can has sandwich?

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This thread endes up being the latinx version of "Escargot is not snail"

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >American culture is so globally adopted that other countries fail to distinguish it from their own and claim America has no culture
    Many such cases.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the frick are those sandwiches? here in Portugal we don't have those toy-looking breads n shiet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ummm bifana delicia

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WHY THE FRICK WOULD YOU PUT A WHOLE STEAK ON A BREAD?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >HULK SMASHES BREAD
        >HULK SMASHES STEAK
        >HULK PUTS STEAK ON THE BREAD
        >HULK SMASHES STEAK BREAD
        the absolute state of Portuguese cuisine

        It looks pretty good tbqhdesu

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i will put your sandwich in my sandwich and make a big sandwich.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >HULK SMASHES BREAD
      >HULK SMASHES STEAK
      >HULK PUTS STEAK ON THE BREAD
      >HULK SMASHES STEAK BREAD
      the absolute state of Portuguese cuisine

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hey i think i see cheese too

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          or is that just grease?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            either grease or a scrambled egg

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WHY THE FRICK WOULD YOU PUT A WHOLE STEAK ON A BREAD?

      needs a slice of sharp cheddar

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that moldy ass breed
      Sorry we don't dine on 3rd world cuisine.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oh come on that bread looks fine, it just in a crude shape.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's flour moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        does 3rd word even have bread?

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Finally appealing to the Fogle audience which /vp/ is most definitely.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why not having a frenchie instead?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why are you soaking your sandwich on that oil?
      how does it taste like?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Spicy but godlike. It's cooked along with the oil in the hoven, tho

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I can't make one of these I riot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i used to get these from d'angelos

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not pans

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Italian BMT with double meat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      spicy italian with dub meat and dub cheese uwu

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Kronii thread in vp/
    what the frick?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      modern internet culture is so funny

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >galar gets curry
    >paldea gets a sandwich
    what did gamefreak mean by this?

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