Hero, your willpower is low. Watch that!

Hero, your willpower is low. Watch that!

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Your health is low... *rummaging through your fridge* you have any potions? Or food?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >where are the cheetos
      >wheres the mountain dew
      >ogres? i've got an ogre slaying knife, its got a +9 against ogres

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YOU'RE NOT THERE, YOU'RE AT THE TAVERN GETTING DRUNK

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ARE THERE CHICKS THERE?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    farmboy

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right! Got you, you little ruffian!

    I've heard reports of you making bad posts:

    "Not work safe image on work safe board."

    "Off-topic posts."

    "Spamming/flooding."

    "Extremely low quality posts."

    That sort of behavior is not acceptable!

    If it were American hours, you'd be pruned and banned by the janitors.

    You need to decide if behaving like that is worth it, my young friend.

    I'll leave it at that for now, but think about what I've said.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Janitors can't ban.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yu joz going to stand there loike a leh'mon

    Why british people speak like retards?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OUCH that hurt! AHH wha joz 'it me or?!

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LIGHTS OUT YEW ORRIBLE LOT

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't mess with the goods!

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was fable ever good? I remember playing 1 or 2 when a long time about on my 360 but I never beat them. I always liked the concept more than the execution

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure the only people who played it were 13 year olds. they just have nostalgia over it, fable was never that good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's really good. but it's short, it's limited, too straightforward. there's no exploration, you walk on trails the whole game. the Lost Chapters is a shitty DLC addon which fucked up several things, ruined the epic finale of the original, nerfed the macguffin sword, made JoB's iconic voice generic.

      2 is just bad all up and down, no rerelease required to ruin that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also it's far too easy if you have even slight clue on what to do. Still, I keep replaying it occasionally because it's still one of the most fun and comfy games I've played.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anniversary has a high difficulty mode that filters something fierce. even normally you can self impose no resurrection phials

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but it's the anniversary edition

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's not as bad as it's made out to be. provided you play with a controller and not with kbm.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's a dead horse. it's honestly not even that bad looking, sure the original looks good and nostalgia, but Anniversary is all the gay shit Lost Chapters adds, and some more actually useful stuff. you can set the controller to play like Fable 2 even.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there's no exploration, you walk on trails the whole game
        as much as I agree, there's a lot of shit I've missed in the game, from pages to find the non-shit version of the secret weapon, to things to open demon doors, and probbaly several other things I cant remember or just dont know about. granted, I havent put a full playthrough in as an adult

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's very fun. 1 & 2 are great to play, even if 2s ending is trash.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't say it was good nor bad. But it was my introduction to the cacophony that is the English accent and "humour". And that great, even in the trashpit that is 3.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 and 2 were comfy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The gameplay had issues and combat was hilariously easy to break, and there are some truly baffling decisions like tying aging to levels which resulted in you being older than your own mother when you met her, but the atmosphere and tone was top notch

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Fable 1 does hold up on charm alone, but 2 and 3 are garbage unless you have really thick nostalgia glasses

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Replayed 2 recently after many years. I think it's still pretty good. I miss the magic from 1 though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fable 1-2 is similar to mass effect's progression.
        2 isn't soulless, but 1 is far superior to it in that regard, while 2 does away with a lot of pointless tedium but throws the baby out with the bathwater.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They always looked cool as fuck from the M rating and the cover art, but the games themselves looked like shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just finished a replay of Fable Anniversary. It still has nostalgic value to me but overall it's a very shallow and unimmersive game. I'm playing Fable 2 and that game is pretty much what they probably had in mind for the first game. Still, Fable 2 also has its missteps.

      I think the reason Fable 4 is taking so long is because the devs realized that Fable 1-3 are overall not so good so they can't just base their new game on what was done before.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. Fable 1 does hold up on charm alone, but 2 and 3 are garbage unless you have really thick nostalgia glasses

        pretty sure the only people who played it were 13 year olds. they just have nostalgia over it, fable was never that good.

        I feel like people are way too extreme in judging games whether it be to praise or shit on them.
        Fable definitely isn't anything great but melee hits feel meaty and spells are broken enough in fun ways to be interesting. Otherwise, you have plenty of keys, demon doors, quests and other shit packed into an otherwise short game to keep you consistently active all the way to the end.
        I consider it the same way I consider Hit and Run where, neither are particularly amazing at anything, they are just short solid games that have enough packed into relatively small spaces to be consistently good throughout.
        Everything that Fable does is pretty solid, just not outstanding.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fable 1 is a fun game
      fable 2 makes 5 steps forward but 6 steps backward, but it's my personal favorite due to nostalgia
      fable 3 is shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The setting and music is peak comfy and oozes SOUL. Even though Peter Molyman is an exaggerating liar, I'd take a thousand half baked dream projects over the corporate cookie cutter slop we get today.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 was good although not as great as people tend to think
      2 was good except for the fucktarded ending. seriously what a retarded "choice"
      >you can't revive both the workers and your family because.......you just can't okay!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >revive family
        >no, you cant see them, you didnt buy the DLC

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fable 1 was such an awesome game. Dear zoomers reading this, pick it up on steamsale when you can

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you get to kill every annoying cunt in this game
    what other games let you do that

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is your favorite demon door in the series?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never want to go back to that demon door

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like all the weird spooky shit in 2. I haven't played fable 2 in well over a decade and I still remember a lot of it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my first true jumpscare

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tough call, probably inclined to say the one holding Bluetane Cutlass, that was the toughest open

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit was a cool guy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one in Brightwood in 2 that makes you act like a retard for a tart skirt.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fable 1, the one that requires you to be evil to open, contains Wellow's Pickhammer. It's easy to satisfy its requirements and the Pickhammer is a decent weapon for a good portion of the game, easily lasting until you get something better.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one you have to flirt with, the room inside him is pretty comfy too
      The cutlass blutane room is also really cool

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that demon doors show glimpses of places and technology the series never shows otherwise is crazy

        Are demon doors just illusions or actually showing other realms

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think it must vary. See memory lane in 2.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they were created by the archons from the old kingdom (William Black and his descendants). so I'd assume they're artificial magical spaces

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spelled SHIT couple times and realized what I did wrong

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the one by the whorehouse that makes you sleep with all the broads and tell him about it

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thought lightning was shit as a kid
    >it's actually the best spell in the game when maxxed out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >max out lightning
      >get the fully powered frying pan
      >put in 5 mana augments due to the hidden augment bug
      >cast lightning for 5 minutes straight
      Too bad I had nothing but guards and hobs to use it on by that point.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get to the loredump talking heads in TLC
    >Apparently the old Guild of Heroes leadership did not accept quests like "Lets raid a farm" or "Lets kill all the merchants in this field"
    >This guy and Maze led a bloody revolution to become the new guild leader, so that murderers were free to enlist the guild's services
    but why
    what an asshole

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to give you even more reason to kill him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Albion Libertarian Hero's Party
      Weaver funded it all by selling drugs to kids

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Try to get your combat multiplier even higher
    ITS FUCKING HIGH LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE REEEEEE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Charge an arrow and hold it
      >Count to 60
      >Hit an enemy
      >Watch it die and laugh in 50+ Combat Multiplier
      >OPTIONAL: Use your experience potions before multiplier starts to decay for maximum gains

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The British don't really make games anymore do they?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The last game I heard of that was English was Tails of Iron. Really cute little game with satisfying combat and a great aesthetic. Not the best game ever made but a mostly enjoyable 8 hour romp.

      It has soul, like most genuinely British games(as in made by people of English, Scottish, Welsh or Potato ancestry). Which is rare for any game these days. Again it won't blow your mind but I imagine all of Ganker would enjoy a single playthrough.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Fable games unironically turned me into an Anglophile

    GOD SAVE KING GEORGE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most things people hate about 'Anglos' are usually the crimes of Normans, garden gnomes or Scots. When it comes to slavery or the opium wars or wealthy arseholes sucking regions dry or evil bankers; its never actually the English people themselves.

      The only people who are actually justified in hating Anglos are the Spanish, who have to put up with our actually English lower classes puking all over their beaches every summer.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 was the best game because of the coop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 has co-op

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 wouldn't be the best game if it came with a 100 dollar bill in the box. that shit was purely painful

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *100 dollar bill only redeemable for expression pack 1 and midnight dye

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hero, your willpower is low. What's that?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    back when games were fun, straightforward, no bs, just interesting gameplay

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.nexusmods.com/fableanniversary/mods/46

    Thoughts?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anniversary looks terrible and no amount of color saturation can fix it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mods like this can't fix this shit because each area has a VERY different color scheme.
      t. seasons Reshade chad, shit is literally impossible to salveage.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even need to look at the image to know it's shit.
      >hurr durr more saturation = more gooder

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >before and after cuts the image in half
      who started this shitty trend

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 had the best setting
    More fantasy RPGs need Enlightenment-era aesthetics
    I can only think of this and Greedfall

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Heroes Guild gone
      >only 4 left are the CHOSEN ones
      Obviously you're the chosen one in the first game, and you don't ever see heroes walking around in the first game despite the heroes guild being a thing, but I was still disappointed that they decided to just take out the guild and heroes altogether.
      Graduating the Heroes Guild, having your hooded robes, and doing your first few quests and starting to invest in skills and define your character is what stands out the most to me when replaying Fable. Fable II had several cool things of its own, but I was really hoping they would keep with, or improve upon that aspect.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 was trash. 1 was best because it was a comfy dark fairytale world.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was fable anniversary actually bad? because I only tried it on the 360 and it lagged like hell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's the exact same game but looks arguably uglier and has menus that are optimized for controllers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        some exploits are fixed too

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love becoming completely broken before even completing the first quest to kill the wasp.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy all a trader's stock of one item
    >can immediately sell it all back to him for more than you paid
    Literally nobody playtested this game and I love it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Investing in guile may have been an overall waste but stealing an item, selling it to the same merchant and then immediately stealing it again was funny.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you emulate 2nd game already?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kinda

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your mileage may vary. it was broken until last year I think.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to use the janky clock graphic to sacrifice a follower at exactly midnight to get skorm's bow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The trick is to use the clock as a rough guide, and when the follower takes a payment as the actual timing. Every time I remember doing it, doing the sacrifice right after you pay out the follower did the trick.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now that you mention it, i remember coming to that realization when i was younger but i'd forgotten all about it until I read your post

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if you skip the credits in TLC you start from your last save
    >have to sit through them to play in a post-jack world
    Cheeky.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Talking to him after the game ends only has him mouth out words without saying anything
    >every other named character is dead/gone
    I honestly liked hearing him talk over the guild seal post game since it was pretty quiet and lonely not hearing
    >You've received a new quest card
    >Check the guild for more quests

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After game is tough.... Makes you remember you are by yourself...

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AURGH
    MY EYES ARE BURNING, WHAT FOUL CREATURE CRAWLED UP YOUR BEHIND AND DIED
    AURGH
    MY EYES ARE BURNING, WHAT FOUL CREATURE CRAWLED UP YOUR BEHIND AND DIED
    AURGH
    MY EYES ARE BURNING, WHAT FOUL CREATURE CRAWLED UP YOUR BEHIND AND DIED
    AURGH
    MY EYES ARE BURNING, WHAT FOUL CREATURE CRAWLED UP YOUR BEHIND AND DIED
    AURGH
    MY EYES ARE BURNING, WHAT FOUL CREATURE CRAWLED UP YOUR BEHIND AND DIED
    AURGH
    MY EYES ARE BURNING, WHAT FOUL CREATURE CRAWLED UP YOUR BEHIND AND DIED

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >INTRUDER! CLOSE THE GATE!

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey what if we make the menu the mansion from resident evil and the expressions are tied to your level and you can only have 1 expression at a time and spend 300 million dollars on the voice cast
    >ship it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is this post?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's talking about the shitty inventory and upgrade system from fable 3

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fable 3

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be a giant brick shithouse of a man
    >put on a wig to convince brothel owner that I'm a woman so I can fuck him and steal his deed to the brothel

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You fucked my daughter without a condom... watch that!

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't make em like they used to, thats for damn sure.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forgot image

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the design of her dress in the concept art is pure fucking sex
        >the exposed hips
        >the ring around her navel
        >the obvious absense of panties

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          forgot image

          Who was her foil again? Like the 'not prestigious but is actually a loving wife' character? Or was there not one of those?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not counting her sister she had killed, there was also a random villager in the rich part of town that would spell out for you what you needed to do for each of Lady Grey's quests. You can talk to her to marry her instead at the end of Lady Grey's questline.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >manly shoulders
          >big ass hands
          >big ass chin
          >choker hiding the adams apple
          you a fag

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you need to stop thinking about trannies so much, bro

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            another mindbroken shellshocked retard... god help you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >permavirgin resurrects her in fable 2 so she can be his wife
        >you can cuck him and take her for yourself

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Too bad she's the buggiest (lol) wife in the game.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cast max level blades on her
          >she does an animation and starts howling but otherwise does nothing
          What a weird easter egg that was.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despite being sparse I really like the background lore of the setting. Mostly. The Journey really fucked it up beyond repair in my opinion. Good thing nobody gives a fuck about that game.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE ME FABLE 2 & 3 ON PC AGAIN!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why? they're both horrible.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        b/c i want to play it on my PC, what other reason do i need

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fair enough

          are repeating 0's still allowed, or has that been changed too now?

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't realize so many people disliked 2. Weird.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I dunno why. I think it's better than 1 except for the main story but that's not very good in either game.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mods just delete a GET instead of a public banning and mocking the stupid chud.
      Holy shit no fun allowed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i mean, all it would've done would be a thread full of two things
        >fuck da trannies
        >gahahaha get dunked by trannies
        nothing new would've came out of it.
        same schizo shit, different day

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Her review will be so bad it gets sent to the shadow realm confirmed

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHICKEN CHASER!

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