>he's an immortal badass...

>he's an immortal badass... and his best friend is a heckin' immortal hamster FROM SPACE!!!!!
jesus christ. peak millennial writing

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think you've made this thread like 3 times today at least?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    id ask OP to post a picture of what he looks like but he doesnt have the balls

    regardless, yes, the character is like 25 years old or some shit, it was a different time

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No fun allowed

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minsc was never a badass, he is literally retarded. He is a kind-hearted simpleton.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >written in the late 90s
    >millennial writing
    That’s gen X or boomer writing anon

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it is just a normal hamster

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minsc is redditer than karlach and that's saying somwthing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      minsc is reddit done right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >minsc is reddit from before the reddit stigma existed so I give him a pass
        FTFY

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he is unironically much better written than karlach. karlach is like "this was written by a redditor so it's stupid" but minsc is more like "this was written by a good writer trying to sound stupid"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            minsc is warcraft tier onions writing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >peak millennial writing
    D&D is now cringe beyond belief
    On pair with Larian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Modern D&D is for fringe women and self-identified gamers tbh. The franchise is dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just play on the 3.5E or 4E rule set with the same lore from those editions then. Absolutely nothing is stopping anyone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hush little homo, don't say a word.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fun character from the 90s
    >gets frozen in time
    >emerges exactly like he was and make zoomers like OP shit and piss and cum in their pants in frustration
    based

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's actually a miniature giant space hamster you twat

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Talk to Lae'zel
    >she confirms Giant space hamsters are real and she's eaten them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spelljammer has had them as a thing since a bit before Baldur's Gate came out, same with the miniature ones too. The implication has always been Minsc is right about Boo being a miniature giant space hamster but is wrong about him being any level of intelligent since the species is just an animal.
      Spelljammer is a wacky setting that ranges from silly space hamsters to the undead stillborn fetuses of gods as encounters.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i heh'd when the brain acknowledged lil Boo

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of wish it was a little more ambiguous as to whether Misnc was making it all up about Boo or not. Allt he dialogue questioning his sanity falls flat when he's obviously telling the truth.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's hard Gen X writing. He's your brain damaged based retard pal with anger issues who helps you save the region a bunch.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is this millienial writing scapegoat shit, you morons just use millennial to mean 'thing i dont like'
    its gen X gays that mysteriously manage to get off scott free that are actually doing this shit, these writers are in their mid 40s and 50s.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >peak millennial writing
    Are you retarded? millennials were toddlers or not even born when he was written.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's not immortal. They made an incredibly contrived excuse of how he got Petrified for a century to keep him alive.
    Once you're Petrified you're a rock until someone uses a Stone to Flesh scroll on you. BG1 had a cleric you could recruit who had been left Stoned by a basilisk the same way.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >summon le heckin wholesome best boy pupperino

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I gave up on bg3 during act 3. Jaheira is an half-elf, but what's the reason for Minsc to still be alive 100 years after 1/2?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minsc was petrified as a statue but was released in a comic series quite some years ago

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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