>he's in his mid 20s and STILL can't cook better than mama

>he's in his mid 20s and STILL can't cook better than mama
You disappoint Mama!

  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I can put a bun in her oven.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Here’s a plum for your beaver

      I taught your mom how to use the toaster to defrost her Patties

      cooking mama is actually really fun, too bad that one cryptominer game killed the series

      You need to Fuck. Off. and stop sexualizing every single fucking thing that you come across, disgusting pig. Every single cute and wholesome thing just gets degraded by you nasty chuds. Get off the porn addiction and get a grip in your fucking life.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with that last one. The image is cute and the anon only talked about the games.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Her chest is accentuated and it is clearly sexualized.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            That's how aprons work

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              It's more realistic. Besides the apron is literally tied just below it to make that shape.

              It's not that lewd.

              Fuck off.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Wants a cooking mama thread
                >OMG BUT DON'T LUST OVER MAMARINA
                Ok then, enjoy 404, fag

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            It's more realistic. Besides the apron is literally tied just below it to make that shape.

            It's not that lewd.

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    yes i can

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s a plum for your beaver

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I played these games, am I losing my manliness or I should flex that I don't think so?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's fine. Back then I used to borrow my sister NDS to play this game, it's pretty fun.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I love when you "fail" parts that are practically impossible to fail irl, like preparing the pizza pasta
        lmao

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >he's in his mid 20s
    haha

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 36 and only use the microwave.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm over 30 and have never cooked a single meal in my life.

      You're in for it now.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm over 30 and have never cooked a single meal in my life.

      post weight

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        145 I think, I don't actively weight myself because I'm not a fat bastard. 6'3" btw.

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm over 30 and have never cooked a single meal in my life.

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I taught your mom how to use the toaster to defrost her Patties

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I only have cooked chicken soup
    Steaks, fried eggs with ham
    That's all
    Also I remember you can make a sandwich in the DS games

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I miss souplantation

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Im going to guess why they shut it down

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >he's in his mid 20s
    I'm 42 and you're here forever

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I can make eggs.

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a chef so hopefully

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Can you make a chicken alfredo without making some kitchen drama?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Alfredo isn't dramatic. If the hollandaise separates, I will get dramatic.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao
          I am now imagining chef anon playing cooking mama and getting angry when the shrimps fucking burn
          >REAL CHEF REACTS TO COOKING MAMA

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I have a takeout/fast food addiction. I am trying to get rid of it by learning how to cook. So I ordered hellofresh.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      JUST GO TO THE GROCERY STORE

      FUCK

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    cooking mama is actually really fun, too bad that one cryptominer game killed the series

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Which cryptominer game?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        The one on switch and ps4 named cookstar, i think it was poorly optimized or something but people freaked out when it got removed and someone said it had a bitcoin miner.
        Apparently it got removed because it was made without the approval of the owners of the Cooking Mama IP.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Holy fuck

          but mama will fix it...

          Can mama fix my virginity?

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    but mama will fix it...

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck you, cooking mama for bricking my switch when the new Game came out. I also read that it was a crypto miner.

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