>he's in his mid 20s and STILL can't cook better than mama

>he's in his mid 20s and STILL can't cook better than mama
You disappoint Mama!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can put a bun in her oven.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here’s a plum for your beaver

      I taught your mom how to use the toaster to defrost her Patties

      cooking mama is actually really fun, too bad that one cryptominer game killed the series

      You need to Frick. Off. and stop sexualizing every single fricking thing that you come across, disgusting pig. Every single cute and wholesome thing just gets degraded by you nasty chuds. Get off the porn addiction and get a grip in your fricking life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with that last one. The image is cute and the anon only talked about the games.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Her chest is accentuated and it is clearly sexualized.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's how aprons work

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's more realistic. Besides the apron is literally tied just below it to make that shape.

              It's not that lewd.

              Frick off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Wants a cooking mama thread
                >OMG BUT DON'T LUST OVER MAMARINA
                Ok then, enjoy 404, gay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's more realistic. Besides the apron is literally tied just below it to make that shape.

            It's not that lewd.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes i can

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s a plum for your beaver

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played these games, am I losing my manliness or I should flex that I don't think so?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's fine. Back then I used to borrow my sister NDS to play this game, it's pretty fun.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I love when you "fail" parts that are practically impossible to fail irl, like preparing the pizza pasta
        lmao

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he's in his mid 20s
    haha

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 36 and only use the microwave.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm over 30 and have never cooked a single meal in my life.

      You're in for it now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm over 30 and have never cooked a single meal in my life.

      post weight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        145 I think, I don't actively weight myself because I'm not a fat bastard. 6'3" btw.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm over 30 and have never cooked a single meal in my life.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I taught your mom how to use the toaster to defrost her Patties

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only have cooked chicken soup
    Steaks, fried eggs with ham
    That's all
    Also I remember you can make a sandwich in the DS games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss souplantation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Im going to guess why they shut it down

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he's in his mid 20s
    I'm 42 and you're here forever

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can make eggs.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a chef so hopefully

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can you make a chicken alfredo without making some kitchen drama?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Alfredo isn't dramatic. If the hollandaise separates, I will get dramatic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao
          I am now imagining chef anon playing cooking mama and getting angry when the shrimps fricking burn
          >REAL CHEF REACTS TO COOKING MAMA

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a takeout/fast food addiction. I am trying to get rid of it by learning how to cook. So I ordered hellofresh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      JUST GO TO THE GROCERY STORE

      FRICK

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cooking mama is actually really fun, too bad that one cryptominer game killed the series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which cryptominer game?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The one on switch and ps4 named cookstar, i think it was poorly optimized or something but people freaked out when it got removed and someone said it had a bitcoin miner.
        Apparently it got removed because it was made without the approval of the owners of the Cooking Mama IP.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Holy frick

          but mama will fix it...

          Can mama fix my virginity?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but mama will fix it...

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you, cooking mama for bricking my switch when the new Game came out. I also read that it was a crypto miner.

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