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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    never heard of it.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he made maybe $50k which is pretty good for a side gig. also that face killed my boner so I'm not jerking off anymore.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should print out his picture, frame it, and put it on your desk. now, finally, you will be able to practice semen retention and become a demigod

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >learn to do anything
    >miss the train and now I'm left with a useless skill
    Not falling for it, israelite.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All know all about your “self improvement” trick israelite. I’ll save the white race by wasting my (worthless) life

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >auto battle roguelike

    Yikes, literally anyone can make this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >auto battle
      I don't even know what that is.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        game plays itself and you just watch.
        Its the cope game design when gameplay is boring so you have give a bot function.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for reminding me i need to jerk off. wonder what i should look at.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dicky

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      muscle girls

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      adult-child sexual material

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is your mom hot?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have to set a lot of filters to clean THE front page of Steam from Hentai Hiltler and same shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hentai hitler
      this reminds me of a trip to germany near new years. We turned TV on somewhere 1-3am and there was BDSM porn with hitler. The text said it was made in the 60s or something and they still ran it. Never let anyone tell you they aint weird.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Millions of what?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally millions of 1 cents, which is probably what this anon mentioned kek :

      he made maybe $50k which is pretty good for a side gig. also that face killed my boner so I'm not jerking off anymore.

      • 11 months ago
        Anon

        >millions of 1 cents
        so what 100k+ thats not bad

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He's making millions
    the game is like 4 bucks and isn't even in the top 1,000 best selling games on steam

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >earning money in a dying economy
    Not falling for it nor buying your game.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a virgin.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This random shit game only sold 1k copies.
    So this gay only made 3k in sales.
    Years of work for only 3k.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >millions
    Just googled a video on the gameplay and it looks terrible. I can see why he didn't know how to code. He also didn't know how to art as well. A couple years were not enough to fix it either.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just googled a video on the gameplay and it looks terrible
      Jealousy. Like you could make anything better. Dude made some EZ cash.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ez cash
        he spent st least a year making what most people make in less than a month dude. If you really wanted to troll by posting lazy pieces of shit who make millions doing literally nothing you should have just made a twitch thread.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          flappy bird. its not quality its timing the market.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jealousy
        lmao
        Lasse, is that you? holy shit your game is ass. Have some standards for once in your life.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No he didn't. Anyways it took a good decade but I've finally accepted that there's just nothing I care enough about to get autistically good at; once I get past the initial discovery phase and figure out the basics of anything: coding, cooking, woodworking, 3d modeling, etc., I lose interest within a day. Long before I get to the part where anything innovative could come out of my head. I've finally given up but I'm fortunate to have a well paying job, and my pseudo passion is pocketing enough money to get the frick out of the rat race by 50 and enjoy what time I have playing Age of Mythology or whatever catches my fleeting interest. Frick this guy and frick you OP I'm not letting these insincerity propped-up "success" stories cloud my self satisfaction anymore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Insincerely*

      Frick you again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >once I get past the initial discovery phase and figure out the basics of anything: coding, cooking, woodworking, 3d modeling, etc., I lose interest within a day. Long before I get to the part where anything innovative could come out of my head. I've finally given up but I'm fortunate to have a well paying job, and my pseudo passion is pocketing enough money to get the frick out of the rat race by 50 and enjoy what time I have playing Age of Mythology or whatever catches my fleeting interest.

      Are you me? Maybe it's just time to stop watching any and all kinds of social media, they just prop unhealthy comparison and make you feel bad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that you lose interest it's that you suck and know you're not gonna make it so you give up and recite this cope to yourself to diminish the feelings of being a loser who's stuck in his own head and never really does anything in his life.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >once I get past the initial discovery phase and figure out the basics of anything: coding, cooking, woodworking, 3d modeling, etc., I lose interest within a day. Long before I get to the part where anything innovative could come out of my head. I've finally given up but I'm fortunate to have a well paying job, and my pseudo passion is pocketing enough money to get the frick out of the rat race by 50 and enjoy what time I have playing Age of Mythology or whatever catches my fleeting interest.

      Are you me? Maybe it's just time to stop watching any and all kinds of social media, they just prop unhealthy comparison and make you feel bad.

      The real reason you quit is because you are probably thinking about your skill level.
      As in, "Well, I can /already/ do this and that, so it's no big accomplishment."
      You are self-sabotaging, robbing yourself of satisfication because your accomplishments are becoming a competition and you stop thinking of your skills as a personal journey.
      You also probably go into "autopilot" mode when practising those skills.

      The solution to it is simple. Stop thinking about how good you are, or how good others are.
      Just live in the moment and enjoy whatever you're doing on the level you're operating on.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm happy for you Hans but keep your shovelware off steam.
    I'm sick of these indie dudes releasing shitty games and expecting everyone to suck their dick because they worked so hard or their game has such an innovative mechanic. Meanwhile, every facet is half baked and unappealing.
    Steam is not a fricking charity.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't you tell by the look at his teeth that he's 100% pure Bri'ish?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what actually is the first step to "learn to code"? And how do you do it when you have a full time job and also want time to chill out and not grind yourself to death working and then going home to work even more?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just quit your job bro just stop paying your bills dude just become a neet and be homeless and starve

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's unironically already knowing how to code. Everyone I know who "learned to code" was already familiar with the very basics of programming. Usually through writing small scripts out of necessity or using something like SQL that only takes commands in the form of code. Learning to code is actually learning how to write code cleanly and professionally, manage the development environment, and use package managers and version control for collaboration.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      write some wow macros

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm using Udemy courses to learn C# with Unity. Pretty chill and fun and can do it whenever you want. They cost money but they aren't very expensive and are typically well constructed.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good old Slahser still making headlines.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He's making millions
    He's made less than $1500

    And that's assuming everyone paid full price for his game.

    Hope he's churning out a game every week.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >30% steam tax

      Oh no no no no indiebros were making less than a thousand dollars. Should have taken the epic deal.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        30% steam tax, then regular income tax on top of that (usually around 30%), plus i'm guessing he used Unity so $400 a year for that....so $1200 in Unity fees alone.

        Being an indie dev is fricking aids and I say that as someone who's "made" hundreds of thousands of dollars and is still worse off than if i'd just worked a regular 9-5.

        It's a great feeling seeing people enjoy something you've made, but holy frick if you're not willing to basically neet it up for the rest of your life whilst also working your ass off, don't bother.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unity is free as long as you make less than 50k right?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not since they went full juden, 2k a year if you want to do console shit now as well.

            https://unity.com/compare-plans

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nintendo and Microsoft fully reimburse the cost of Unity Plus if you publish on their platforms though. Sony doesn't but Sony are huge dicks to indie devs in general.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Answer seem simple to me. Don't use unity.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valve seriously need to make a separate platform for shovelware this shit has gone way past the point of ridiculous.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SLAHSER'S WAY

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    but i thought using unity is bad because it's now full with spyware

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have bong genetics so that is infinitely more valuable

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy annoys me so I don't even have to look at his game to know its uninspired trash.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you need a minimum of 130 IQ to program anything substantial.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The success of other people does not bother me. I pity you, and your miserable existence of comparative thinking.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What extent are you willing to take this to, you lying little homosexual? Will you spout that bullshit if you are living on the streets? Lying homosexual

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's just a Vampire Survivor clone
    Get the frick out of here.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coding requires math right? I'm no good with math

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      9th grade math is about as high as it goes.
      Though 90% not even that. 99% of coding is googling shit and sticking commands together. Its more like lego but you are blind and need to google every pieces shape

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn seriously? I never got into it because when I looked it up before people were talking about needing to know math to get into it, but now I'm actually interested, thanks

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          CS related degrees have math especially in machine learning/data science and in my bachelor 50% got filtered in pure math classes but programing software has mostly close to zero math beyond elementary school +-*/ .

          tldr: degree could filter you due math requirement if you really bad at it but you can learn programing without.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >animal avatar
    >game with humanized animals
    He's a furry, so I still win even if he will make billions.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been working on my 3D pokemon clone for 4 years now and I still have at least 3 years to go. I probably lost 1 full year just browsing this board, but man I have a job as well i'm not a fricking robot able to stay productive 100% of my waking hours

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >auto-battle
    >roguelite
    WHEEZE

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can code and jerk off at the same time

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It better not be some 2D pixel shit. There are enough no-skill devs making that already.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Recommend me a book to learn about coding sitting on the computer doesn’t help me to much side tracking

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would be cool to make a porn game to milk coomers on patreon I guess.
    How hard is it to code that penpy shit anyway?

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather play the hentai version

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This picture reminds me of MikeZ until he got his own creation stolen from under his nose

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    we really posting a reddit dota2 shitposter, aka slasher's way

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is Humankind worth it if it's at -80%?

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good for him, but I've never heard of his game, so it can't be that great.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI will make coding an obsolete skill anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      coding is like 5% of the work though. Call me when AI is able to make original art (as in not stolen from others work) that's actually appealing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        All art is semi-stolen. Everybody is inspired by someone, give or take 1 project out of thousands

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh great, another indie developer on the pipeline to complaining about why steam doesn't do more to make people buy their games

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's only one mage?

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats his game? some kind of idle game? You don't need to learn much coding for that.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dubs decide what game I'm going to make.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to mention if no one get dubs I close Unity and go jerk off to gay porn

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't get dubs on Ganker you moronic gay Black person

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          good

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        make a 3D RTS online features optional

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look up his game

    >Auto battler
    >"Roguelike"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the only reason it's on the front page is because he put it on sale
      >probably isn't even pushed to everyone else because of steam curation

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I learn to code? What should I learn to code? I just want to make a text based game where I can live the daily life of a woman, buying food and clothes, managing rent and working a job and dating sexy men. FRICK.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      renpy for visual novels
      or you can try your hand at unity

      this is a "full course" of it's language C#
      the early chapters should cover the basics
      if you've never written code before you might need to find an IDE
      according to your average uni professor, one should first learn programming concepts in a language agnostic manner since every one incorporates them slightly differently plus it builds pattern recognition and makes you more adept. Just mentioning that

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So am i, now brush your teeth

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have you know that I do play video games from time to time as well.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am waiting to move the frick out and to fix my life before I do any of that.

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