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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DF gets slightly easier controls
    >sois soi over it for a week before everyone drops the game after realizing the game isn't hard nor fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing DF has going for itself was the liquids physics system the rest is pointless bloat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dwarf fortress can no longer hide behind the mystique of keyboard shortcut controls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've always been more of an adventure mode guy. What bothers me about fortress mode is how everything just kinda slows down to nothingness once you're done with the basics unless you intentionally go out of your way to frick with it, the days of wacky bugs and insanity are long gone.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like caves of crud

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Qud is definitely a lot better than DF as a videogame. Also generally just much better writing and interesting setting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed.

      I agree. I watched and read all these gushing reviews and opinions of Qud, so I gave it a go. There is a reason video games have gameplay mechanics, graphics and animations. They are far too restrictive to "use your imagination" and the gameplay is non-existant so it isn't even like you're playing a tabletop RPG. It's not even like a digital boardgames because they actually employ artists for the cards, boards or minis, they are just these needlessly archaic calculator games. The video game equivalent of typing 8008s on a Casio.

      pic related, you might just be dumb

      I've always been more of an adventure mode guy. What bothers me about fortress mode is how everything just kinda slows down to nothingness once you're done with the basics unless you intentionally go out of your way to frick with it, the days of wacky bugs and insanity are long gone.

      I think the "new" conversation update killed adventure mode. Before the update you had actual shit to do and now it's always like this
      >spawn in hamlet
      >ask for quests
      >"idk buddy, but ask urist mcpurist, he should know"
      >ask for the whereabouts of Urist McPurist
      >"idk buddy, but ask Purist McUrist, he should know where you can find Urist McPurist"
      >ask for the whereabouts of Purist McUrist
      >"idk buddy"

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not DCSS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't say that without specifying which version, because it certainly doesn't apply to anything released in the past 5 years.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just release the source code, Tarn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want it? The Utilma Ratio Regum guy recreated like ...70% of Dorf fort in 1/5th of the time. The source code is a hodge podge of unreadable nonsense bullshit.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Qud's developer is a gay commie 🙁

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Must have made his dick tingle when he got that pat on the back, the homosexual.

      Reminder that the CoQ dev bans anyone asking to make the in-game Templar “bad guy” faction playable, calling them fascists. He also had a hand in the doxxing of Ssethtzeentach after he made a video review on the game that wasn’t 100% positive and made fun of the dev’s shoehorned unkillable OC companion in the game.

      troony Crossdress devs patting Troons of Goy on the back

      Man it's gotta suck putting your politics in the way of having fun with a good game. Keeeeek
      Couldn't be me

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    people who like these type of games are weird

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. I watched and read all these gushing reviews and opinions of Qud, so I gave it a go. There is a reason video games have gameplay mechanics, graphics and animations. They are far too restrictive to "use your imagination" and the gameplay is non-existant so it isn't even like you're playing a tabletop RPG. It's not even like a digital boardgames because they actually employ artists for the cards, boards or minis, they are just these needlessly archaic calculator games. The video game equivalent of typing 8008s on a Casio.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Graphics packs exist, you know

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony Crossdress devs patting Troons of Goy on the back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      take your meds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kills it for me is not the look of those games or their mechanics but the complete disregard to mouse as pointer device.
    The whole game when playing feels to me like a scrolling 4 way toilet paper roll.
    It was like that last time since I played so it might have changed since then.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Must have made his dick tingle when he got that pat on the back, the homosexual.

    Reminder that the CoQ dev bans anyone asking to make the in-game Templar “bad guy” faction playable, calling them fascists. He also had a hand in the doxxing of Ssethtzeentach after he made a video review on the game that wasn’t 100% positive and made fun of the dev’s shoehorned unkillable OC companion in the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody cares

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in the days of yore the Caves of QUD guy posted his game on the DF forums and i remember people shittalking it

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Keeeeek
    homosexual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not my hecking political identity NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      cope

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot your wojak pic, homosexual.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          wrong board chudcel

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the CoQ dev a known lolcow

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So is Tarn, people just aren't mean to him because he doesn't lash out at his audience.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So is Tarn, people just aren't mean to him because he doesn't lash out at his audience.

      Do you guys even know what that word means?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you not?
        The CoQ devs are pretty well known for their tantrums.

        Tarn is still a lolcow, he's just not a lolcow because of his negative interactions, but because he's just a wacky dude. They can't all be Chris-Chan.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >caves of chud
    It's over

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey the devs of that game that was fun for a week

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