He's so cool!
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I watched Jurassic World today and it is just... just awful.
wow he's just like me!
Miyamoto is senile
How did he recover from this?
All the guidos thought it was funny.
Bowser is supposed to have a low-pitched voice and Jack Black has a high pitched voice.
Mario is supposed to have a high-pitched voice and Chris Pratt has a medium-pitched voice.
what baffles me about the bowser casting is they got kevin michael, who would've been fricking perfect, and got him to do fricking kamek, a character that should have one of those shitty nasally henchman voices instead. some of the actor roles could just be swapped around and make 100% more sense, jack black would've been a lot better as donkey kong as well. fricking bizarre, luigi is like the only one who feels like a hole-in-one pick
It's not that hard to change your pitch.
When you can avoid pitch changes, do so.
Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
What did the old man see in him anyway?
>The long running video game series Super Mario is being made into a big screen feature by Illumination. The producers have announced that the original voice actor for Mario, Charles Martinet, will have to pay $7.50 to see the movie just like everyone else.
>Amusingly enough, Chris Pratt will get paid more to voice Mario in a day than Charles Martinet in his life.
>The film guest stars O.J. Simpson who says he will not be attending the premiere because he has previous commitments. Killing people.
>*shuffles papers*
>You know, because he's a murderer.
>Well now we have word. We've just been informed of who will play Chargin' Chuck. You guessed it...
>Chargin' Chuck murders his way onto the screen next year.
>Toad looks like one of those guys with a short but thick penis.
>I tell you, I'm old enough to remember simpler times when the worst thing you'd hear about the news was airships crashing into castles.
Super Mario? More like B-O-R-I-O, AKA Box Office Poison.
He's in.
imagine they use the world's first resurrection technology to bring fricking norm macdonald back to life just so he can be in the mario movie
The worst part about Bowser is the hypocrisy.
Cmon, he's a good man.
>OUT, AM I?
>IMPRESSIVE, WAAAAA
Mario if he real
>Mario (to Bowser): C'MON BRO, DANCE OFF
What do you guys think
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