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He's so tall
And handsome as hell
He's so bad
But he does it so well

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women so much

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just need to be tamed anon. Like a horse. Once tamed they are yours and a thing of beauty. Let them run wild and they will become a danger to everything around them. You also need to make sure they get plenty of exercise and eat right so they don't get fat, by force if you have to.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You crawled out of one Anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the only good thing a woman has ever produced, and I even then she still needed a man to make it happen

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You wish c**tlover

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OK Incel. I'm sure you will definitely get laid eventually with that attitude

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A moderate amount of disdain for women is necessary in getting laid

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >incel
        Only homosexuals and bitter meat curtains use this kind of language. Please, touch some grass.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now call him latinX

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You say that like being nice to women guarantees sex

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate trannies so much

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a woman

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you might actually be one of the most moronic people to ever post here

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Still not a woman

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, dude, same.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure you like boys.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    say you'll remember me
    standing in a nice dress
    staring at the sunset babe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that this song is literally about a b***h chasing Chad hoping for a relationship and getting pumped and dumped like the prostitute she is, next time a foid tries telling you this shit never happens

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most modern music is just chad boasting about his genetic luck, or c**ts rambling about how much they want to nail chad.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Abrupt shift from 3rd person to 1st person - I hate songs like that.

      Who is wearing the dress: her, or him? Depending on how you parse this, it could be either one.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She says babe referring to the guy

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a man's voice

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        100% proud mother instinct 🙂

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fatherly

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You noticed too? her human husband understood immediately what happened

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're sounding very gay(pejorative) about this

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just saying what i see anon, blame pokemon company for showing the purest form of love (human male on female pokemon)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >big V crest/mask
                That's just a male pokemon and his friend, dumb coomer

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The difference is in the feathers, not the crest/mask.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BLAZIKEN is so dimes that he comes back as a super hero 3 generations later

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry, we're not talking about that specific Blaziken

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dosen't matter since blaziken are 100% female 🙂

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          and you'll never be one

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, i'm not a troony stop projecting 🙂

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That Blazikens headcrest is a males

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that roosters have no dick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not "roosters have no wiener"
      You had ONE JOB...

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking HATE HATE HATE women so much its unreal

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my KFC (Kicking Fire Chicken)

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    red lips and rosy cheeks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      May? Or Blaziken?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just know

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew since 2005 dear Anon, thats why I'm so fricked up today. . .

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blaze my kin

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's so cool

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friendly reminder Blaziken is 6ft3 and Charizard is 5ft7.

      Charishart is a literal manlet.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's the average fricking height, including both genders
        >meaning that, there are just as many over 7 feet as there are under 6 feet, and some even 8 feet tall.
        >if you have a male Blaziken, it is basically guaranteed to be over average height, possibly by a considerable margin

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if you have a male Blaziken, it is basically guaranteed to be over average height, possibly by a considerable margin
          Source?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Since females are being included in the height average for the entire species, that lowers it overall. In order to meet that 6' 3" average mark, the males would have to be bigger.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              But what makes you say the males are larger? For all we know, the females could be the larger ones. And their size could not vary much from the average. What you stated was pure conjecture.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taylor Swift is built for B(ig)B(laziken)C(ock)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taylor Swift is a Blaziken.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        AI still has a way togo

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          works on my machine

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no moronic coombreasts
            Just like Tajiri-san always intended...

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Interested

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the sex

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what SHITerace lacks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinderace out of nowhere
      Glad the rabbit still lives rent free.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Begone trash

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he striked a nerve didn't he?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're good at digging, muddy boy
            Now dig a grave for Cindercuck

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yjk

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pic
        Cute shoujo style.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A cute trainer? Size? Unique design?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ANON NOOOOOOOO THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS!!!!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this better?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I should have seen this coming

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *cooming

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >handsome as hell
    pic unrelated? blaziken is pretty much chinless

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Small beaks are better for smooching.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just know

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    New meme?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk, you tell me

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This has been up for 2 days, holy shit
    I'm liking this current iteration of /vp/

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >it's still up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is also still up

      [...]

      mods love wiener confirmed?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cant really blame them

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cant really blame them

        >deleted shortly after that
        KEK

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Cinderace one is still up

          • 10 months ago
            Lycanroc

            I love /vp/'s moderation team now

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Give it up for day 2

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be honest, I was avoiding clicking it in the first place

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    blazingwiener

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      CARLOS!

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should Blaziken have foreskin?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He should have a literal boyclit that's only used to guide his spunk into a female's frickhole like a real rooster

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow there sure are a lot of wieners in this thread

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump for more wiener wiener

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump for more wiener wiener

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blaziken being added to unite
    WE DID IT wiener BROS!

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I really liked that mmd video of May giving blowjob to Blaziken but I forgot to save it.
    Not sure who's bigger winner there - Blaziken getting sloppy bj from the best girl or May tasting delicious spicy chicken meat.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Pokemon

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So... is anyone gonna post something or are we keeping this thread up for no reason?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blaziken is pure and not for sexuals

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought of blaziken as a girl, between the long hair, and the suspicious chest tuft
    it's supposed to be a rooster?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What part of wienerfighting do you not understand? But yeah, they do look kinda feminine. It's no wonder they used to be a popular waifu.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >long legs = feminine
        I'm killing you.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blaziken are svelte and have long "hair", traits usually associated with women. They also lack the trademark crest and tail of roosters, making them look like hens. And their hips don't lie.

          They can look masculine too but it's easier to make them look feminine.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They can look masculine too but it's easier to make them look feminine.
            Pic related.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              looks like a twink

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well it's not really a rooster in the generic sense. Shamo chickens are their own thing for the most part and they do lack the rooster mohawk. they are very tall and svelte. Combusken also had very large thighs, so maybe that was a way to connect the two

            They also probably wanted the design to have some elegance to it just in case any girls who started with Torchic still wanted a pretty Pokemon

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Blaziken mogs so many starters it's just ridiculous

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not mine.

                Feels good to be a ferali-champ.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >suspicious chest tuft
      That reminded me of this.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        MODS

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >suspicious chest tuft
      That reminded me of this.

      >this shit is older than an average nu-VP leak season tourist
      I want to die…

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's */vp/*, you wannabe.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    after seeing how mid femblaziken is I will stop herposting

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about DERPosting?

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Foghorn Leghorn?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humanbros how can we compete?

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