>Hey anon good to see you! it's been years!
>So how are ya??
>Oh.. you still into video games?
>Hey anon good to see you!
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>Hey anon good to see you! it's been years!
>So how are ya??
>Oh.. you still into video games?
Yeah
You know my son loves it too.
Oh yeah? How you been anyway man?
I’m going to have gay sex with your son. We’re both going to wear girl clothes & put on make up and have TONS of gay sex
>not just having the son wear girl clothes while you fuck him until he moans like a girl loud enough for his parents to hear
I feel like a Purple Pikmin
But I play mature games for mature gamers such as myself.
Reggie was never into video games anyway, you braindead tendie.
my boaty is ready
why do rich people love boats so much?
You don't have to pay taxes if you're in the water.
luxury item you can actually do things with
the implication
Literal peer pressure. My uncle owned a small yacht simply because everyone else at the country club had one. It's docked most of the time and it goes to waste.
>he's retired and far away from this ecosystem
He's literally the face of Nintendo for most Americans. It's why Geoff Keighley keeps in contact with him. Doug Bowser will be retired before he could ever reach that level of exposure.
Water connects you with the earth and boats are the best way
If I was rich enough id buy a plane too
save me reggie please god get me out of this nightmare
Can you believe that Americans consider this guy black? I mean imagine looking at a picture of Reggie and then looking at a picture of George Floyd and thinking they're the same race lmfao!
>everyone must look the same
>black people can ONLY look one way
I know this is a troll post, but there are literal braindead incel retards who actually think like this
>on totk's launch reggie tweets about how he's out there sailing the world instead of rotting away playing shitty nu-zelda
Based.
Quit acting like he doesn't have a huge collection of nintendo systems and merchandise.
He does, but he is not a reclusive shut in.
yeah because he wasn't threatening and telling vapid zelda fans to dox kids for emulating it
lol he was a malding bitch and he's fronting about being carefree after sperging and threatening children over a video game
Oh my god, get a fucking life you basement dweller.
>Gankerermin getting this assblasted over a fucking joke
Don't act like Reggie EVER played video games. Even when he was CEO he had no skill. He couldn't even up+b recover in ultimate
Miyamoto doesn't even seem like he's played a game in the past twenty years.
Game makers don't really have time to play games.
If your whole week was game development would you really want to play games in your off time?
Reggie, unlike Miyamoto, never actually made a game
Miyamoto hasn't "made" a game at all in recent memory. He's an old asshole, so by Japanese business culture standards they kept him around and he got to where he is now by just existing and being there and being old. He's respected just for being an old asshole and nothing else. Mario hasn't had any significant impact when it comes to video games arguably since Mario 64. It wasn't until they made a hollywood movie that Mario became actually relevant, and it's not even related to the video game.
>Mario hasn't had any significant impact when it comes to video games arguably since Mario 64.
>ignores New Super Mario Bros
>ignores Mario Kart Wii
>ignores mario galaxy
Kek, I love that he's shitposting about ToTK, implying WW/sailing out IRL is better than ToTK and getting a tendie kid in deep shit over pirating it by mocking him on Twitter.
IT's pure karma. You gays spent decades having a para-social relationship with him and NoA post-mid 00s unironically believing he played games like you did and was your personal friend. You ate up all those memes and PR tactics like gleeful sheep, and now that he's retired and far away from this ecosystem he's just taking the piss. He's unironically redeemed himself into being based again after being a corporate stooge for so long.
what the fuck was Ganker doing free PR marketing for these garden gnomes??? the fuck is wrong with these gays??
Get off my board, newfag.
You would never understand.
I miss when Ganker was fun before these
morons ruined everything
Reggie would never judge anyone for still being into video games.
>Pacific Northwest water
soulless
>reggie is getting old
fuck
He's only 62. That's still a decade and a half shy of the point where you start shitting your pants and can't remember you kids' names.