Hey anon! You seem to be having a bad day. Come here, take a sip and tell Banjo what's wrong

Hey anon! You seem to be having a bad day. Come here, take a sip and tell Banjo what's wrong

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm bored.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >High Fructose Corn Syrup

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look, X brought a snack for after you finish drinking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      make it a diet water

      I'd rather have baby carrots

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The things that once brought me joy just feel hollow now. I don't look forward to new games, current games just feel like a way to pass time, and even the old games I used to enjoy don't actually make me feel anymore. The same thing happened to my other hobbies as well. Everything that brought me joy in the past doesn't make me feel anything anymore. Also I never liked your games.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gurgling piss

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pepsi fricking SUCKS! Its all about Bangs Root Beer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking love bangs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fellow bangposter
      oliet bangs truely is the best

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've lost control of my life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think that

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    show me your bear junk

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2020 fricked up my social life and now I'm doing nothing of value besides cooking burgers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i jerk offd to her sexy form in the game over screen

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is awful, Banjo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same vibe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this is where I watched my parents die, banjo
        >GUH HUH
        kinda yeah

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gpu prices are way too high

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I'm in an inescapable situation and no matter what I do I can't get out of it to the point where I don't even want to try anymore because every time I do try my best I get fricked over by forces beyond my control or because of petty bullshit I just can't seem to break the cycle.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bank almost lost $16,000 of my money
    >chiller exploded and hit me with water in the nuts with 50lbs of pressure
    >same time a bunch of nurses were at my school, so I look like I wet myself
    >parents complaining that I haven't made them grandkids yet and how they are failures
    >attempt to talk to girl online, but she talks in memes and irritated me
    >failed at making philly cheesesteaks

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    last time I had a bf was when I was 22. I'm 33 now. That's also the last time I had any contact with a person romantically or otherwise.

    I just want to feel those feelings with someone again but after over 10 years its like...I'm just going to end up piling up more 10 and 10 and 10 years until I'm gone? it hurts

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m struggling at work and I almost never feel competent. That and my workplace is toxic and I can’t see my family who are halfway across the world.
    But at least I’m making progress.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >moving away from your family just to get a shit job
      are you moronic?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have had the worst week in my life last week and have been just going down a mental rabbit hole as I lack closure on my situations. I'm in a weird void where I'm seething/sad/accepting of my circumstances. Life fricking sucks.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be hot and cute and handsome and have a boyfriend that loves me and I can play Vidya with and I can cook for him and spoil him with my love and he gives me all of his love and return and kisses me and cuddles me on the couch and at night

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the dream of every gay, myself included anon
      We can daydream together

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean if we both like gaming and talking about gay shit, I can try to be your friend, anon, it's nice to have other guys who understand you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't mind, but I meant it's hard to find locally. Like..actual people physically to interact with on that level. Finding guys on the net isn't difficult considering the tons of ways that exist to talk about games with others..but they are 10000000 miles away

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i left my house for the first time in three months, and everybody around me seemed to have a place to go or a purpose for being around
    really i wonder how people have so many things to do since i am usually aimless unless i'm getting food or sleeping
    i never see anyone wandering except homeless, it makes me think i'll end up like them

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you say that every fricking day, gay bara furgay

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >New Halo MCC update
    >Play online
    >Get my shit kicked in
    >Repeatedly
    It was a rough night where i should have stopped sooner than i actually did. I've gotten too used to playing splitgate.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the Black folk banjo. They are everywhere. Used to live in an all white city, sometimes you'd see a Hispanic dumping the trash or a nig begging for money but outside those rare occurrences it was heaven. Now.... now I walk down the street and all I hear is the hundering of basketballs hitting the pavement, the hooting and hollering of knuckledragging pavement apes and the squeals of spicoid mutt children.
    I dont think I can keep going.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i hate them too anon, so much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn, gamer

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting to have impostor syndrome. I just graduated college in a pretty niche field and got lucky to find a job in that field but now everyone keeps staking responsibilities on me because I get good feedback from our clients and I just don't think I'm qualified/experienced enough to actually produce quality enough content at the rate they're asking me to and I'm scared it's all just going to balloon out of control and some day they'll realize I actually have no idea what I'm doing and fire me.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PEPSIMAN

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Banjo, I hate Black folk but I CANNOT stop thinking about big black jungle bunny ass. I fricking need a big thick black GF to just fricking bounce on my wiener. What do I do?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      buck the black guys.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So what you are saying is in order to quell this deep need to frick nubile, horny black females I must squirt thick, rich loads into tender, unwilling buck ass?
        Its just crazy enough to work.....
        Dammit Banjo, you are a genius.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          GUH HUH

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            is banjo a black bear?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have some baddie ending Gruntilda to save this thread

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >cringetrapboy
    not surprised Ganker having shit taste

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thx bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's a hottie

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