"Hey cuz. I wanna get into more videogames aside from Fortnite and Skibidi, you rizz my gyat?

"Hey cuz. I wanna get into more videogames aside from Fortnite and Skibidi, you rizz my gyat? Can you recommend me some baby gronk or livy dunne tier videogames?
I know yo ass got good taste frfr, so tell me a few before I go to ohio."
What do you recommend him?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moonring

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no arrow therefore it is you saying it

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    erm chat what the smegma?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grim

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dawn? I don't think zoomie brain has enough attention span for that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but it's just "move forward, hold lmb on enemy, heal from time to time", you can't frick this up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even if this is a parody I do know a bunch of my cousins' kids who act exactly like that and have basically zero imagination

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gmod

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are giving birth to their own kids now. You're old, anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oldest zoomer would be around 27 or 28 by now. Almost 30 years old.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Almost 30 years old.
        No I'm not shut the frick up I'm still in my twenties I'm not almost fricking 30 have a nice day I'm not old I'm not old I'm not old I'm not old fricking die homosexual

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Helldivers 2

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    skibidi isn't a video game

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My issue with zoomerspeak isn't that it's new or dumb, our shit must've sounded dumb to boomers. My issue is that it is rooted in Black folkpeak, Black folk really have become god in america.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My problem with it is just how rooted it is in excessive social media consumption and usage of shitty programs like TikTok. You had L33Tspeak in the past which was heavily associated with IRC, but modern social media is far worse for general usage than IRC has ever been. Even normal internet users picked up on how bad it is for mental health and started coming up with terms like "doomscrolling".

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paper Boy 2

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You want to rape children

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised the generations before didn't come up with rizz or fr, they're extremely obvious words

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "for real" has always been a phrase and "fo'real" which is what fr is just in netspeak form is the Black version of it

      basically all zoomer and gen a speak is Black speak, the default "normal" state of zoomers and generations after is to speak like urban Blacks, to speak like wiggers, the alternative is being a weird outcast it's binary culture unlike past generations where you had subcultures of wiggers, jocks, preps, goths, etc.

      it's wigger or outcast/weirdo/incel chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn it must be rough living in that imaginary world you made up. Sorry about that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what are you talking about?

          have you ever heard the inflection of your typical normalgay zoomer's voice? they speak like blacks. they use black slang. they literally get fades and perm their straight hair to look like groid mutts.

          zoomer slang and tone is all Black speak through an internet filter. this is observable objective reality.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is rizz? someone please help

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It means charisma

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rizz comes from ChaRISma

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        caRIZZma, its Black person ebonics, granpa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no cap?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Half Life 2
    It's easy, narrative focused, you can play around with physics and he'll be so delighted when he recognizes the Skibedi Toilet Man is from this game.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody talks like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't think so either but then I made the mistake of clicking /wsg/ and there's thread after thread with zoomers doing it

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yonk Zone for Tanned Cookerdooger, or are they florton hoarding in Booka Babybamalam?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    English can be very aesthetic language, but American Black English is absolutely revolting, to the point of making you regret you understand it at all.
    And I'm not talking exclusively about broccoli head mulatto lingo, more "traditional" mutt slang varieties can be just as unseemly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ayo, do it really be like dat doe?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "What"

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers should adopt wienerney rhyming slang

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yo wats gud cuz
      >I'm right Hank Marvin, gonna get a little rack and go up the apples and pears
      >y- ye... fo sho fr fr no cap... it do be like dat do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ayo gov, top'of'the'mornin!
        >Truly bruv, for queen and country! Life is funny loike dat, innit?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyanide.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does skibidi get lumped in with zoomers when its a gen alpha thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cause the people doing the lumping are old

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm old but even I know the difference, I think its just morons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because I've seen enough of you morons spontaneously burst out into fortnite dances that I will believe anything said about you and won't bother to listen to any attempt to correct the record.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Katamari Damacy

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CIV6 hands down
    Can easily ignore a lot of mechanics on lower difficulties
    Can begin more District/Wonder planning as gains more skills in the game
    Can get better at combat and army composition with higher difficulty
    Can still create a huge empire with zero skill at lower difficulties and LARP as New Earth by the end of it all

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