Hey guys, did you know that I would beat the SHIT out of Umbreon with my bare fists? Because I fucking would.
Hey guys, did you know that I would beat the SHIT out of Umbreon with my bare fists? Because I fucking would.
Hey guys, did you know that I would beat the SHIT out of Umbreon with my bare fists? Because I fucking would.
Rude, just because stallfags use a mon doesn’t means you should hate it. You should beat the shit out of the stallfags instead
This Umbreon's not stall. Lv.84 indicates, it's randoms and you need damn good luck to get six pokemon that have a well defensive synergy to actuall play stall.
OP just hated to see a furbait pokemon. Watch out, OP. It sweats toxic poison in RL at you.
Same... If by "beat" you mean fuck, and by "the SHIT out of" you mean fuck her butthole until she shits and cums, and by "with my bare fists" you mean bare penis.
>NOOOO
>YEEEEEES
%27sSFX
That would be super effective
Anons secret fetish.
>When agitated, this Pokémon protects itself by spraying poisonous sweat from its pores.
>When this Pokémon becomes angry, its pores secrete a poisonous sweat, which it sprays at its opponent's eyes.
I got a hazmat suit on. Can't go through it little Umbreon cunt.
>Wetterhahn would recall that she had spilled several drops of dimethylmercury from the tip of a pipette onto her latex-gloved hand.[8] Not believing herself in any immediate danger, as she was taking all recommended precautions,[9] she proceeded to clean up the area prior to removing her protective clothing.[8] However, tests later revealed that dimethylmercury can, in fact, rapidly permeate several kinds of latex gloves and enter the skin within about 15 seconds.
[...]
>Despite aggressive chelation therapy, her condition rapidly deteriorated. Three weeks after the first neurological symptoms appeared, Wetterhahn lapsed into what appeared to be a vegetative state punctuated by periods of extreme agitation.[8] One of her former students said that "Her husband saw tears rolling down her face. I asked if she was in pain. The doctors said it didn't appear that her brain could even register pain."[9] Wetterhahn was removed from life support and died on June 8, 1997, less than a year after her initial exposure.[8]
Latex gloves aren't shit, satan. You're not blowing anyone's mind here.
Magearna is next.
Sticking my thumbs into Scyther's eyesockets.
>OP Tard Barrage(10 hits) vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Umbreon: 60-80 (15.2 - 20.3%) -- approx. possible 7HKO after Leftovers recovery
Kid, Umbreon would use Foul Play and it would barely tickle you.
You look lonely
>ywn be a fucked up lowpoly umbreon
why live bros
is this the same guy that just gets clapped in random battles every week and rage posts on /vp/ about it?
>lvl84
Most likely. And the funny thing is that complaining about randbat umbreon in this gen specifically is meaningless; it's but a shadow of what it used to be. Even with the poison tera.
Grabbing Lokix by the antennas as he tries to FIRST IMPRESSION me, and breaking his ankles with my foot.
U Turning BITCH
I would make Quagsire's ability Innards Out if you know what I mean.