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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's literally me.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can we eat it?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what happens next after you become an old one? Does the doll take care of you? The old hunt and beast plauge over? Do we create a new plauge? Was this the dolls plan? Are we killed by some other hunters? Are we just some squid now and not an old one?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You get to suck on Plain Doll's milky mommy milkers(Gehrman just recently added that new functionality to her) until you grow big and strong again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That raises too many questions.

        You do old one stuff. Like be an old one, manifest both physically and metaphysically as spacial objects, psychically disturb the realm of being and dream about stuff.

        So in theory we could have a sequel that's instead of a beast plauge some other kind of curse? Caused by us.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If they really wanted to they could do tons of stuff, it could be that or something else. Basically they just mashed a bunch of Lovecraft's stories together and added their own stuff. They could basically just do that again.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've wished they did a shooter. A souls like scfi shooter. The stamina bar is for running and accuracy while magic I'd energy. Weapons are either mechanical breaking into energy/kinetic/electromagnetic or biological breaking into acid/kinetic/viral. Then just add some Lovecraft (or cosmic horror in general) with an updated cultural (I'd say something we don't see but it's not the right time to do something like space mongols mixed with zulus) to give a different feel.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that sounds painfully generic as hell

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So a souls game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do morons like you even like a series when you want it to be completely different? It doesn’t help you you homosexuals tend to have the most brainless ideas.

                To be fair I think a soulsborne game with more focus on ranged options would be pretty cool ngl

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The closest thing I can think of is Father Forgive Me but that's not really very close.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why do morons like you even like a series when you want it to be completely different? It doesn’t help you you homosexuals tend to have the most brainless ideas.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why do morons like you even like a series
                It's fun.

                >you want it to be completely different?
                Sekiro and bloodborne are fun too.

                >most brainless ideas.
                So a dark souls clone. Which are usually fun.
                That answer your question homosexual?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bloodborne is literally exactly like DaS even to its detriment and Sekiro is its own thing completely but braindead morons like you keep on equating them because they’re both made by Fromsoft and have superficial UI design elements. What you want is some some random collaboration of your autistic idea blended together with the Fromsoft logo on it like those Platinumgays from 10 years ago.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can shoot guns, have trick weapons, and play aggressively fast in Demon's Souls?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shooting guns being parrying with use limit, the same basic core gameplay with faster movement, and having the same basic R1 combat but the weapon is tied to another weapon makes the games completely different

                L1 and R1 are no different

                completely different combat system that focuses on parries, completely different item and movesets with alternative secondary weapons and moves, and completely different movement and transversal mechanics with the addition of actual stealth mechanics means the games are exactly the same because you have an “estus flask” and “bonfires” (which DeS doesn’t even have)

                >random collaboration of your autistic idea blended together with the Fromsoft logo
                Yes. They made dark souls which is good and then they made sekiro which is good. Therefore I wish for them to make the ideas I have because I reason to believe they will make them good with the evidence provided. Sounds like you are the moron here with me having to explain something so basic.

                Glad to see you’re just openly admitting to being an autistic moron so there’s literally zero reason to keep replying to you.

                God this fanbase is full of genuine morons

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Glad to see you’re just openly admitting to being an autistic moron
                That's been you this whole time crying about meaningless shit. Atleast you'll stop slamming your keyboard and get ready for snack time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they make good games, so let's have them make completely different games because the talent is clearly tied to the logo design and luck rather than understanding a genre
                Literally the moronic logic that gets succesful studios relegated to working on GAASlop

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                L1 and R1 are no different

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >random collaboration of your autistic idea blended together with the Fromsoft logo
                Yes. They made dark souls which is good and then they made sekiro which is good. Therefore I wish for them to make the ideas I have because I reason to believe they will make them good with the evidence provided. Sounds like you are the moron here with me having to explain something so basic.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You should learn the language instead of typing a post by defecating on your keyboard.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A prequel to BB would work but JS is dead and Fromsoft doesn't return to prior entries...well until Namco sees ER is profitable and forces them to make ER2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You do old one stuff. Like be an old one, manifest both physically and metaphysically as spacial objects, psychically disturb the realm of being and dream about stuff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You give children nightmares and old man have arguments over your existence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beyond human comprehension. It's like bacteria asking what Humans do all day.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The doll is literally a weird squid in disguise. It’s grooming you to be its surrogate baby

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I chose to wake up from the dream ending since Plain Doll looks ugly as hell and Gehrman is pathetic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doll wants to be your mommy, you’re not supposed to care how she looks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to spend my eternity with ugly things and would rather have them killed if I were a god. Doll will die since she's hideous looking in the game.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is it that this homosexual is still unsurpassed as the most based FromSoft soulsborne NPC

    >verification not required

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine sticking your tentacles in between her joints and wriggling around every inch of her insides.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You see that moon up there? That's god. And he's living it up on it. And he's coming there in five days.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't squeeze so hard. My ink sack is very sensitive.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I find doll joints so erotic?
    Also powder keg weapons best weapons

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dun no who this sqad than is butt i gotta hav on immediately

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