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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >PS5 software sales start floundering
    >Sony immediately changes metrics from game sales to "Hours played"
    kek. Well played sony.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Sony immediately changes metrics from game sales to "dollar sales" to "hours played"
      ftfy

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >focus on playtime
    So they've learned nothing and are hoping for live-service unicorn to save their asses. time to sell your sony stock

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      coin operated arcade games were the best $/hr vidya has ever seen
      I can only imagine the nightmares sony execs dream of

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can't, they halted trades for the day. You can't sell, you're locked in.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They can do that?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's the new rules they set after the gamestop shit happened. They literally changed the rules to prevent anyone not at the top from making any money.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Stop using Robinhood.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's not just RH, it's across all trades.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Kool story bro

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.finra.org/investors/investing/investment-products/stocks/trading-halts-delays-suspensions#:~:text=The%20Securities%20and%20Exchange%20Commisssion,to%20an%20SEC%20trading%20suspension.
                I don't want you to suicide anon. Learn.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And where is the halt on Sony ?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well, here's the fun part sony does not have a hold right now. Square enix is dying and is a large part of Sony library. Once squeenix dies, I don't know how long sony would have left after. There's a hold for squeenix trades, I don't know if it's over yet it doesn't matter. At the very least you have been educated. You're welcome.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >you can't trade sony right now
                >well actually you can

                Thanks bro!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No problem man, feels good to educate the morons. I did well today. I think I'll get myself some froyo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's not live service, it's sunk cost. If the majority of your gaming is done via Playstation then that's where you will buy your multiplats so Sony gets a cut of every sale and every MTX even on singleplayer games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >focus on playtime
      Shouldn't surprise anyone now that Herman Hulst has taken the position of CEO of SIE's content producing arm. The whole stupid gambit for and bet on GaaS-fueled movie-games was allegedly started by him to begin with, back when he was still working his way up the corporate snake ladder. Back when Japan was still in charge of SIE they wouldn't have any of his stupidity. But Ryan listened to him. Oh boy; did he listen ...

      It's going to be 100% loosened butthole GaaS farts from hereon out.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute state of play

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so allergic to making games

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because when big number go down it hurts my chances of getting a third mega-yacht. I really need to stick it to Bill, so I'm gonna lay off 300 more employees today after eating some door dash in my office.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Modern western developers cannot make video games. Metroid Prime 4 has been in development for seven years now and they're STILL hiring for it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dread was made by westerners too you know. And so was Samus Returns. Kind of a miracle that they pulled it off, and their Castlevanias weren't that bad either

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >via player investment into the PlayStation ecosystem
    They sound like such gays, man. Who talks like this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      businessmen that will get sued if they dont make line go up forever

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Corpos trying to weasel their way out of admitting that the numbers are in freefall.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the language of management and investors.
      It sounds like crap because it is, to anyone but them.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are those really the only 3 games they’ve made in the last decade?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's the same shit that Blizzard w3as using.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lel, the Blizzard approach.

      >"players have lots of hours in this WoW content so it means they like it and we should make more of it!"
      >instead of realizing its the only content to do because of shitty content drought or they powercreeped everything else reward wise

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Less games than the PS3.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WOOHOOO I CAN'T WAIT FOR TWO HUNDRED HOURS OF SLOPRIZON ZERO FUN

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lol. Sony never learns. PS6 is gonna be pretty hilarious.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The sad thing is, PlayStation fans obviously don't need games to sell a console, they'll buy that shit up day one, especially if it means they can play GTA on it.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So, is the heart rate there to show they're dying?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ghost of Sushi not in the graphic, just a PS5
    Damn what a snub, heard that game was one of the best on the system

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's just Assassin's Creed: Japan. If you played an AC game, you've played Ghost of Sushi

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically it should have been GoT and Spiderman instead of Aloy and the PS5

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sony wants you to believe they actually have iconic, cult classic franchises and Sushi Spectre was a one off thing.

      Sony really dropped the bell with the whole California relocation. Things were way better for them when Playstation was an actual Pantsu Quest machine

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Guess too many people were asking why they keep combining PS4 and PS5 software sales.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lel, the Blizzard approach.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Except WoW actually charges players for their time so it sort of makes sense. You can play Sony movie games for 1000 hours or 10 hours, you'll still pay 20 dollars for it (on a sale)

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how's that work? Unless the planning to have ads

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They're literally doing this as we speak. Corpos are going to try be as greedy as the can get away with once they found out how dumb gaymurs truly are. You know with the whole buying things regardless of quality idea.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, did you see what EA has been planning?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't remember THE PATENT graph
      *clap*
      *clap*
      MC DONALDS!

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ADS ON CONSOLE GAMES WHEN??

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Play time is a shitty metric for PS first party games because most of them are singleplayer games with no MTX or even paid DLC. Will they start adding MTX or live service elements to their games? That would be shitty.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The best part is that they're so boring and one note that not even challenge youtubers go near them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        how do you even do challenges? everything is so scripted that merely looking in the wrong direction can yank you back on the rails. i doubt there would be many interesting skips or unintended ways to do things

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how the company who relied on good third party relations, who would have had - I dunno... Dante, Snake, Cloud, etc. now has to use Alloy, Cucked Kratos and Ellie to advertise their brand new lmao.

    Still with that utterly soulless PS UI in the background as well lol.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >playtime

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      man I adore Bill Hader, I hope I get to meet him someday. Looks like a nice dude

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sony got mad at that and shut the show segment down?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >shift to play time
    Damn, if only that last of us game had some kind of multiplayer mode...

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So more DLC and microtransactions?

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >sony literally couldn't come up with a fourth franchise

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Astro has already been discarded
      But I liked him.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Microsoft
    Aimless, futile, and redundant likely going to leave the console market soon.
    >Sony
    Complacent, greedy, and out of touch.
    >Nintendo
    An aggressively anticonsumer tyrant.
    >PC gaming
    Dying of the cancers that are shader compilation stutter and shitty middleware (bloated launchers, resource-intensive DRM, unoptimized game engines, invasive anticheat, etc).

    Another industry crash isn't a matter of if but when.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pathetic doomer, touch grass. PC gaming has and always will be the best. Especially since the indie uprising is right here.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Indieslop hasn't evolved on a creative or technical level for the past 15 years.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Indie games are just bland copies of older better games. Every year there's maybe 1 or 2 that are actually worth playing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo
      >An aggressively anticonsumer tyrant.
      Pirates and emugays are not consumers

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Okay fanboy, and I'm guessing those who have had their class-action legal efforts to expose their JoyCon planned obsolescence scheme suppressed aren't either?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They fixed the joy cons for free
          I even got a brand new pair

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >in the past it was a single system games sales
    >Now it game sales of two systems combined
    >In the future it's gonna be hours played
    Bring back brand comparison, I want to know if instant pot still beats the PlayStation

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we don't need to make money to be profitable
    >we just get money from our friends, for doing favors
    And people are upset when this shit is called late stage capitalism. If this is what normal capitalism looks like that's pretty grim

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Herman becomes CEO
    >wants to tank the company with playtime like how Phil did
    How the frick do these people get these jobs, Christ

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just a pointless word-salad way of saying SO WE'RE MAKING A BUNCH OF GAMES AS A SERVICE TITLES.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought they were doing a 180 on all the GAAS titles? What's the point of firing Jim Ryan if you're just gonna do the same shit

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they choose the PS5 as their fourth image instead of the protagonist from a fourth Sony IP?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cause all the other ips aren't recognizable enough anymore

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So all in on GaaS then?

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is this code for 'we're changing what we're going to proudly flaunt to our investors'?

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man, I can't wait to set up the server bots loading up countless PS5 games to artificially inflate those numbers. They'll all be stuck on the menu screen, that counts as playtime right?

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    where are the roaches? why are they not here to defend Sony? it's hilarious how they're always missing in threads where their shit console is getting trashed

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The last horizon of war
    The last horizon of war
    THE LAST HORIZON OF WAR
    THE LAST HORIZON OF WAR
    THE LAST HORIZON OF WAR

    I'M SO SICK OF THESE 3 FRICKING SERIES

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >SONY ONCE AGAIN COPYING XBOX YEARS AFTER THEY DONE IT AND AFTER WVERY SNOY MEDIA WAS HYPERVENTILATING ABOUT IT
    >WILL NOW BE PRAISED FOR IT
    SO TIRED
    OOps caps too lazy too retype.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >You now remember their making a Horizon MMO with NCSoft
    Can't wait for the suicide squad style shit show where they lose players over time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If they just focus on the dino robos it could be ok.
      Instead it will be more closeup of weird looking mocap faces.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >playtime
    more ubislop openworld? how about making good games instead....

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's over. I kinda feel bad for snoys

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More GaaS.
    Great

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