Hideo Kojima is going to collab with Jordan Pelle(one of the biggest directors of our time)

Hideo Kojima is going to collab with Jordan Pelle(one of the biggest directors of our time)

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does kojima actually do at his studio?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He designed the levels of MGS2 with LEGO to explain to the level designers because he can't into programming, so I like to imagine he just acts out little plays with action figures on the meeting room to explain how he expects his next game to play out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He mostly just plays with legos and eats cheeseburgers all day while scamming whatever company he's currently collaborating with out of shitloads of money.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fantastic. I'd like to live life like that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watch movies and force the staff to watch along and then give an autistic take on it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shitposts on Ganker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tweets about burgers, plans political assassinations, invents the camera 2 in his free time etc
      Average guy stuff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jerk offs to his Quiet daki

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Preparing another homemade shotgun for the next politician

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Idk what's worse, kideo hojima's assassination of shinzo abe, or death stranding

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Death Stranding feels like the bigger crime.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Idk what's worse, kideo hojima's assassination of shinzo abe, or death stranding

        i still can't believe the french, greek, and iranian media fell for this meme.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mass media has been a joke for decades, so they can't tell jokes from facts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How many times has the media fell for sam hyde jokes?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What meme?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I still can't wrap my head around the fact that Abe was fricking assassinated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen the new didyouknowgaming video with David hayter? I feel like Kojima got fricking comfy and got less and less ambitious as time went on. He needs to get rid of yes men from his company.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      strands

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      waste as much money as he can

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you dare question his genius?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes aside, he's basically lead GD on all of their projects

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      directs, writes, designs, a ton of shit. I worked on Death Stranding doing user setups and tools for art and cinematics and didn't know what the frick it was until everyone else did. First trailer was what the frick? Babies and dead whales wtf?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ideas Guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he mostly tweets homophobic stuff on twitter and makes fun of dumb americans who only play shooters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's Yoko Ono

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is key

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros im so scared of white people despite having white parents.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the biggest directors of our time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      h-how tall is he?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Larger than you. than any one of us

        Remember that one scene in nope? that wasn't practical effects......

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i dont watch movies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Suicide seems like a better option to me than watching almost any movie made in current year.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what he even talks about with all those celebs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ching chong ping pong then the celeb nods and cracks a smile/giggles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, he can barely speak english

      https://i.imgur.com/Amj4V17.png

      Hideo Kojima is going to collab with Jordan Pelle(one of the biggest directors of our time)

      he will convince kojima to make his next protagonist a nog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying all the money he gets from Sony and others isn't solely so that he can hang out with the famous artists he like

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is the one thing I like about kojima, he uses his status he got from morons treating him as a gaming god to meet artists he likes, that's pretty based i'll admit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mads Mikkelsen in an interview said they bonded and became good friends over watching handball games. So I guess Kojima talks about handball.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i guess he points at things and smiles or nods going YES YES U RIKE? NOooooooooooo 😮

      or has a translator

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Peele is a hack. I sincerely hope Kojima forgets everything he hears from peele's mouth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well kojima is also a hack so they should work well together.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the biggest directors of our time
    not cool man, that's an average weight in america you can not fault the man on the country he is born in having low health standards

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine some black guy having a nightmare where he's held captive at a white family Thanksgiving and there's no sweet potatoes and collard greens

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        w-whats left

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Worse, imagine some black dude's nightmare being trapped with the whitest suburban family with the blandest ass meat, pasta and other foods with 0 seasoning.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      potato salad is fine, its potato salad with fruit and shit that gets the hardest of passes. frick that shit

      I imagine some black guy having a nightmare where he's held captive at a white family Thanksgiving and there's no sweet potatoes and collard greens

      sweet potatoes are in pies for thanksgiving

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope has literally no idpol, it has a half white main cast and deals with no racial themes.

      Coincidentally, its his best movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no idpol
        Bruh, it's literally an allegory for blacksploitation in hollywood.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its about hollywoods treatment of animals moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, he just said that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't they claim in the opening that the first man ever on film was a black man riding a horse when that has been proven to be false?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The main character motivations are literally that they want to possess the story of discovering jean jacket. it's a tie in to the idea of the forgotten first actor, black accomplishments being lost to time.

        On the whole it's about obsession with spectacle and how it ruins us, though, which is pretty much a universally relatable topic now. every time you've looked at some utterly moronic twitter shit and gone "holy frick why do people care?" that's spectacle. people being obsessed with having a dramatic narrative to follow or participate in at all costs. It's literally the biggest problem we have

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stop lying, literally everything he makes is an allegory that comes down to white people bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol, it even has one of the troony “grow up” bot posts in the screen cap. lol, perfect.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chudbros? I thought la creaticidad was one of us?

    Lmao I'm glad this asiatic pulled this off now the last people supporting him are going to abandon him and he can finally die.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Going to collab with that white hating Black person

    Into the trash it goes.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Peele's face when the interpretor explains Kojima only knows him from madtv

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >A Hideo Kojima Joint

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Continental Breakfast

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    peele is the Black personest Black person is, despite being born to a white person and raised by a white person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      White woman? Would explain why he hates whites

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense, can't blame him for anything but remaining stupid.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I laugh anytime I see this nipper homosexual post a picture of himself meeting celebrities. His next game will definitely end his career.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Key > Peele

    Post your fav Key & Peele Kinos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yiiiiiiiiikes. These did NOT age well. The other black guy was better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          /r/funny Reddit slop. Super sheesh

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        u gay, go back reddit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        come back when you are a littles of a mmmmmmhomosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forever my favorites

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
        everytime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's old as shit now.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, Kojima will direct BLACKED: the game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Console Exclusive

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        source for all those b***hes around the ape?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're all prostitutes who exclusively do scenes for BLACKED because they pay 500% more per scene.

          Too bad their careers are ruined and their fans disgusted afterwords.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's making an Xbox game though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        blacked souls prepare your ass edition

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He already did with MGG3 where Eva fricks Sigint while Snake watches.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Omg it's gonna be walking for 60 hours under a giant tarp that's following you. Say it with me:
    KINO

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does hollywood keep humoring kojima

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kojima pays them millions

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kojimbo is the biggest star fricker in all of Nippon.

    Shamefur Dispray!

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >20 second ambiguous trailer, reddit gays go crazy.
    >wait a year.
    >1 minute ambiguous cutscene + Hollywood celebrity, reddit gays go crazy.
    >wait 2 years.
    > reddit trannies come up with theories that make the game seem like a genius masterpiece + more celebrities announced.
    >gameplay trailer, looks terrible, it's some stupid social movie game, gays go on the defensive.
    >wait 6 months.
    > game releases. It's absolute garbage but 10/10IGN because Kojima is a genius + celebrities

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just say you hate death stranding you homosexual.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, get out . I am not playing that "game" or watching that "movie".

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get paid to get to talk to celebrities?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the biggest directors of our time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he looks pretty big to me

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone ever found a photo of his ex wife?
    I was always so curious to see her but Kojimbo hides hie personal life.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick this guy is a fricking moron.
    He's getting much worse as he gets older, and something tells me that there were people at Konami that kept his autism in check and they're gone now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were jaded in their own way. Yuji Korekado and that planner in the MGS 2 BTS were always at Kojima's throat about adding in new features. It's a blessing in disguise since it was packed with easter eggs, but MGS V is a lifeless shell of the title without it's enablers

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    w-what did he mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kojima invented "identity"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it'll be some moderately successful actress that 99.9% of gamers have never heard of and not give a single shit about while kojima rubs his hands together thinking he's pulled together some huge coup by hiring someone with money to do their literal job

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"Who am I?"
      >None of your business.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t it weird how most weeaboos grow out of it by their late 20s but Kojima is like 60 years old and still a massive Westaboo?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actual full-on Hollywood gay. Nothing good is ever going to come out of Kojima Productions.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kojimbo is a selfie prostitute and spends 90% of his day tweeting stupid shit, why is this a thread you homosexual

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All the hacks are here.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Peele should stick to comedy, Key & Peele is funny as frick.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Peele so much this photo has made me instantly dislike Kojima

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How long until Kojima is outed as the hack he is?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never. cope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How long until Kojima is outed
      roughly 4 years ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what am I looking at?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >what am I looking at?

          La Creativdad at work.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >doesnt even speak english for the podcast
            frick you im not gonna hear that shit if youre not gonna speak english yourself kojimbo

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Just turn on the subtitles

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          inspiration

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2008
      Anyone who didn't realize it at that point is beyond help

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But he makes typically competent games though?

      Almost all of the criticism of Kojima I’ve seen has largely come from people not liking the guy’s personality. His isn’t some genius of game design I’ve had lots of fun with them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The harsh criticism is a reaction to his deluded pleb fans. They got mocked out of Ganker but everywhere else you can still find them calling him a genius unironically.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a sad husk of his former self

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima has only ever made two good games.
    Why do people suck his dick so much, I don't understand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People with autism often have a hard time understanding people having different opinions.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry to hear that anon, being autistic must be difficult for you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      metal gear 2 and policenauts?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DID HE BETRAY HER???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      According to her it sounds like her manager dropped the ball on Death Stranding but their relationship is still good so there's some hope for more Joost.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >top left
    What the frick does Geoff even do when he's not choking on sponsor wiener during his awards show?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >(one of the biggest directors of our time)
    holy lol

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Social media has absolutely destroyed Kojima's credibility and I'm I have to fricking defend Konami and say they were right in firing him

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If this black has anything to do with the next game I'm not buying it.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I knew nothing about it. I only saw the title when I went on IMDB one day. Nope. Just that one word. That one fricking word, and I instantly knew it was a Black person movie.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he so fricking weird and autistic? Why does he have such a massive following when MGS was a flat out nosedive after 2? I don't get it

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >(one of the biggest directors of our time)

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget to subscribe to Hideo Kojima's new podcast, Brain Structure, exclusively on Spotify!

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jordan Peele is just 2010's M Night Shyamalan.
    ...well, now that I think about it, Kojima is kind of the Shyamalan of video games so it makes sense they'd be chatting.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima's next game is about why it sucks to be black?

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hey hideo... what if the white characters were evil?

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PELEE...IN COLLABORATION WITH VIDEO GAME DIRECTOR AND GENIUS HIDEO KOJIMA...

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What happened? His skin is so yellow - a liver failure?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you do know Asians have yellow skin, right?

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pelle is a fairly pozzed homosexual, and this movie will undoubtably suck a big gay dick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the latest NOPE is boring as shit

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH SHIT, DON'T DO IT AGAIN KOJIMA. HAVENT YOU KILLED ENOUGH ALREADY?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will never understand why he is still free

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >hideo and kojima
        who’s fault was it?

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >consider for a moment a happy white family ...

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh god no please not that moron peele

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima probably didn't understand a word he said and just nodded his head repeatedly to "Hai tbh" before changing subject to the popularity of KFC in Japan

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a Casio G-Shock he's wearing?

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the biggest directors of our time
    crazy since he made the same movie three times

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vitun Pelle :-DDD

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more like one of the NIGGEST directors of our time LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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