>highly anticipated third entry in the trilogy. >promises to wrap up the trilogy by merging the worlds of X1 and X2

>highly anticipated third entry in the trilogy
>promises to wrap up the trilogy by merging the worlds of X1 and X2
>ends up being a fake-out world made by a bad feelings genie spawned from a machine built by the comic relief character from X2
>the entire world gets deleted and reset back to the end of X1 and X2 because Tora's magical indestructible egg boat had time travel powers all along
>the whole story was completely pointless and has no bearing on anything past, present or future
>we are literally right back where we started with no new information except Rex fricked all three waifus and knocked them up
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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely pity anyone who bought this game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I genuinely pity anyone who bought this game.
      Oh, no need, snoy. We had a great time.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    to wrap up the trilogy by merging the worlds of X1 and X2
    It didn't promise that, that's just what e-celebs assumed & you guys ate it up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The creator of the series himself literally said so in multiple interviews, lmao. It wasn't until very recently that he came out and said he wants to make more games in the series after this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Post said interview

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if he literally said it then post the interview

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but Takahashi didn't say it. You could've just googled it anon. Seems to me your huffing a shit ton of copium.
          https://www.nintendo.com/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-6-xenoblade-chronicles-3-part-3/

          >Finally, I would like to ask Yokota-san a question. You mentioned that this title is the culmination of the series, but am I right to assume that the Xenoblade Chronicles series will still go on?

          >Yokota: Yes, it will still go on! I want to keep it going as long as possible!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you fricking forget the "new story" DLC that is coming next year which promo image features the three swords and is technically the sixth game in the Xenoblade franchise which mean is the last part of Takahashi "perfect works" idea?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it's gonna be a torna-esque prequel about the founding of the city
      >even though none of it matters because the ending of 3 already deletes it from the timeline
      Frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, Noah sword on the image has the Uroboros symbol so no way in hell is a prequel.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Neither his two swords nor Ouroboros started with Noah. They were both around when the city was founded.
          I'm really feeling it. And it's not a good feeling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >BUY THE REAL ENDING GOYIM
      lol this crap is just one more reason why I didn't get the game. Frick this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >spend 30 more dollars and wait until NEXT FRICKING DECEMBER if you want to see the actual ending you absolute knuckle dragging moron
      Unironically frick Takahashi for this scummy dogshit he’s pulling. Torna didn’t need to exist because XC2 ends on a definitive note and answers most questions pretty well. XC3 leaves a bunch of shit unanswered and all so they can make 30 more bucks, and this is assuming it isn’t a prequel which

      >it's gonna be a torna-esque prequel about the founding of the city
      >even though none of it matters because the ending of 3 already deletes it from the timeline
      Frick.

      is right about it not even mattering because of how 3 ends. Fricking scumbags. First Atlus now Monolith.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Just buy the DLC to get the real ending bro
      I get some Asura's Wrath flashback from this

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t care didn’t read. Still goty.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bad feelings genie spawned from a machine built by the comic relief character from X2
    what? I avoided XC3 because I think it looks shit.
    Who is the final boss of XC3?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Satan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Z, a manifestation of the "fear of the unknown", somehow created by the subconscious of the people of the two worlds as their information was stored inside core crystals thanks to Tora somehow reverse-engineering them to create an indestructible ark to house everyone's souls for the destruction and reconstruction of the world.
      Being powered by bad thoughts gave Z godlike powers... somehow. The game explains jack shit about anything really. It's all just silly wizard magic now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, to put it simply, Z is evil Poppi with zohar-tier powers pulled out of his ass.

        you aren't joking about this XC3 is caused by some dumb invention by Tora thing are you?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking wish I was. Tora literally designed the whole thing, and it's directly stated in the game by a reliable source with zero obfuscation. You literally use his blueprints to figure out how to get in.
          In a way, if you see the game as a parody, it becomes funny as frick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you can see his stupid mohawk here, he helped designing and crafting Origin, which is basically a Noah's Ark that contains data from all living beings to save them from the obliteration caused by XC1's and XC2's universes colliding with each other

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Every xenoblade game has stupid story tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, to put it simply, Z is evil Poppi with zohar-tier powers pulled out of his ass.

        Takahashi is an actual fricking hack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, to put it simply, Z is evil Poppi with zohar-tier powers pulled out of his ass.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >anon can't even understand basic level nip writing
    anon, time froze because people were afraid of the unknown and prefered to live in an eternal simulation instead of dealing with whatever would come next once both worlds collided
    it was only thanks to Noah & co that they got over that fear and Origin could do what it was always supposed to, which is why "time starts to move again" is literally the name of the final chapter and the post credit scene ties to the intro where Noah sees the birds completely frozen

    that's it, it's not that hard nor complex

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DOES THIS GAME LOOK SO BAD FRICKK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it is a mystery

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 is still a shit game coomer homosexual. Reminder 3 sold more and got better reviews too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It already sold 2 million?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the entire world gets deleted and reset back to the end of X1 and X2
    Literally headcanon shit you're spouting.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone confirm how correct the OP's analysis is?
    And if it is indeed correct, at least the story is memorable in some respect, considering the universe of it and not its connection to the other games?
    Thanks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're welcome.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's an idiot, some characters still remember each other after the ending, it wasn't for nothing. We don't know how the DLC will tie everything between the three games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Giga cope. "The DLC will fix it!"
        The only character shown to at least have a reaction to something from within the time loop is Noah, and even then nothing really happens. He just walks towards the flute music. For all we know, he could just dig the tune.
        By all means, keep the copium going though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mio has a literal journal where she wrote everything that happened, stupid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      almost everything in his post is wrong except the Rex part

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The real problem is that they are selling the FRICKING ENDING OF XC3 ON A DLC
    FRICK OFF MONOLIFT
    FRICK OFF NINTENDO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are you the same moron who also got filtered by XC2's ending?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        XC2 was an actual ending. I understood Rex was gonna frick both Pyra and Mythra. Nia was a bonus.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but the ending was shit. Everything related to Aegis was shit.
        >lol you gave me cancer Nia arrrgggghhhhhh, just kidding I'm an Aegis so it did ntohing
        >I'm an Aegis so I can come back to life with no driver, all my memories intact, as two different women capable of childbirth but still have blade powers
        just whatever

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was talking about how morons kept arguing for years that Pyra/Mythra lost their memories in the XC2 ending sequence, it took the Rex pic for them to understand how moronic they were

          and now we have a new breed of morons that are incapable of understanding the meaning of the flute tune that Noah heard, or even checking the final chapter's name, or reading the ending song's lyrics

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>the entire world gets deleted and reset back to the end of X1 and X2
    Nice headcanon. The new state of the world is set many years later and everyone from the old world is already dead except Nia and Popi. Cope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's hard to say when the intro/ending take place since you have stuff like Mio and the Shulk/Dunban statues that made it into Origin.

      And

      you can see his stupid mohawk here, he helped designing and crafting Origin, which is basically a Noah's Ark that contains data from all living beings to save them from the obliteration caused by XC1's and XC2's universes colliding with each other

      shows that Tora was alive before the collision.

      The only concrete numbers the game gives is that N/M existed for 1000 years minimum.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cope and seethe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BUILT FOR RAPE CORRECTION

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did it flop?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, sold more than 2. Contrarian coomers got BTFO

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