Hitmonchan

Why the heck does HE wear a skirt? It's not like this is a traditional boxing atire

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's the LGBTQ+ media shoving their politics down our throats as usual. Hitmonchan was designed to groom kids.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hitmonchan was designed to groom kids.
      it's a failed design then since when i was a kid this shit design never got me into pokemon like piplup did

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hitmonchan - 1998
        >Piplup - 2007

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope to god you're being facetious

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. 100% serious.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/cdZI8Vy.png

      Why the heck does HE wear a skirt? It's not like this is a traditional boxing atire

      i swear the hitmon line attracts some real fricked up individuals

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s Roman/gladiator armor, isn’t it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a toga. Boxing originated in ancient Greece, so it's fitting enough.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know Ancient Greece was so woke.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I didn't know this society literally known for sodomy was woke
          moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is not a toga, togas are formal attire. This is like calling boxing shorts suit trousers.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a toga, also boxing probably came from Egypt first

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bait thread but it's based on ancient roman pugilist attire

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now this is what I call a stretch

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are literally punching each other in skirts. It's the western/eastern dichotomy of martial arts, so that includes the Greeks.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really is

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          read this

          That's a tunic

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Read

            Now this is what I call a stretch

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why were the Romans so gay?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's so funny hearing someone from pozzed modern society in the comfort of their own basement calling anyone from the past gay.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Roman's were gays

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Roman's

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I suck wieners

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay but they openly practiced man-boy loving. they were a little queer, independent of how gay our world is now

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            One of the emperors made their gayboy twink a god even

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              which god? hermes?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hermes isn't even a roman god

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's the greeks who were queer

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                they both were

                Hermes isn't even a roman god

                ok so who was it

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despite what crusty old boomers will tell you otherwise Pokemon was always pozzed

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not wearing anything, that's just how its body looks.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever seen how much damage he did in gen 1? It's because he's a fricking cheerleader

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who shit on the phys/special split blow my mind, Hitmonchan sucks in comp today but in Gen 1 he wasn't even usable ingame, imagine getting only one cool fighting mon, taking a chance with Hitmonchan, and watching its punching moves do like 10 damage. Glad 've been a hitmonleechad since day 1, but I remember using Chan in stadium as a kid and not understanding why he sucked so bad.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They shit on it because while some pokemon like Hitmonlee got buffed, others just got nerfed. It wouldn't be an issue if Gamefreak was competent/cared enough to do a moveset pass to accomodate the split but they didn't bother.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps but I don't think nukes like Alakazam and Gengar ever should have (the equivalent of) boltbeam coverage in the first place. GF's real sin is not rebalancing stats of Pokemon designed around pre-split like...nearly everything from Gen 3.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My question is what's up with the Vegeta armor shoulders

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      answered your own question, they just took it from dbz to make him look like a fighter

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    theyre baggy shorts you moronic zoomers

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see the Doduo

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a tunic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      out of 10!

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she cute

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is, why does Togekiss watch Doduo shit?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Togekiss has seen some shit, figuratively and literally

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe it's just a way to make a pokemon silhouette that's distinct from the rest while still being recognizably humanoid on the very limited gameboy graphics. it doesn't have to be any deeper than that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but it didn't even have it at first

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >100% Male gender ratio
    >He

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skirts on boys look cute

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The realtor question is why a POKEMON IS WEARING A SKIRT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      for sexo

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't boxers wear large, loose fitting shorts

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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