Will Hogwarts Legacy let me romance cute xenophobe Slytherin girls or do I have to wait for mods?
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Yea goyim, remember to BUY and CONSOOM to support your side !
Remember
Harry Potter is also antisemitic
Shut up you ugly goblin.
Game appeals to Black folk and homosexuals, so no thanks
and trannies
troonydevs cope ruins everything as usual
This was already confirmed. You don't pick a male or female, you pick a male or female voice, body A or B and Witch or Wizard for your fricking pronouns.
The discourse over this game is mind bogglingly stupid. It's going to do everything it can to pander to trannies and distance itself from Rowling so I don't understand why Ganker cares so much, and the troons on Twitter need to accept the game is a licenced AAA Harry Potter game so it's going to print money regardless.
>I don't understand why Ganker cares so much
most Ganker topics are about what's happening on reddit and twitter. All of the "kek we're owning the trannies! buy le game" is mostly shitpost jeering for the sake of it. I like to think most anons know that this ultimately doesn't matter and will be another forgotten "controversy"
yeah I'm only buying it because it looks fun, everything else is just a shitposting cherry on top
cheers to that, anon. I hope it's good
I'm not getting my hopes up too high but from everything I've seen in the gameplay showcases it looks like it will at least succeed at being a "go to Hogwarts" simulator, which is all I'm really asking for
I'll probably wait to see if a good modding community for it develops. It'd be great to have race accurate npcs as well as a fully fleshed out 7 year experience rather than special snowflake transfer student.
I'd have been fine with the 5th year transfer student thing, since getting all 7 years would be nearly impossible, but it does bug me that the MC is another chosen one.
>you control ancient magic even your teachers doesn't understand!
frick off I just wanted to self insert and be a student
and the most cynical part of me knows that this "ancient magic only you can use" is just an excuse to throw a bunch of simplified open world puzzles at us
who the frick wants to be a regular wizard in harry potter? their magic is dogshit with no rules or sense behind it, the average magician is fricking mundane and the greatest level of mastery they can hope to achieve is automating household chores without a wand
>you pick
>>>>body A or B
No you don't. And before you even get into it with me post your fricking source and no "Voice One" and "Voice two" is standard ass phrasing for a CaC game. There's nothing wrong with Witch/Wizard either instead of Male/Female either since it's practically the same shit.
Additionally trannies cannot exist in Harry Potter despite how much they cry about it either because the castle itself trolls you based on your gender whiich is literally something introduced in the books. That entire viewpoint is just nothing but troony logic trying to throw the tides the other way with mental gymnastics.
YWNBAW
>There's nothing wrong with Witch/Wizard either instead of Male/Female either since it's practically the same shit.
>Pulls YWNBAW while defending shit made to appease trannies
have a nice day you subhuman troglodyte.
>No body A or B proof in sight when specifically demanded of it
>Goes on to babble on about shit to match their inane world view.
Concession accepted.
Also like I said choosing voices while being able to choose female voices while making a "man" is standard CaC fare
Go join the 40% or whatever statistic(hopefully its higher) it is now or get some better tricks.
thanks anon, I look forward to making a witch with a lower voice, as I'm trans. I'm glad this game has room for everyone.
Yeah bro they won't do the same thing every vidya dev (even From Soft with Elden Ring) does to pander to troons. Not like they're already doing something like that by giving you an option between a man or woman voice, and picking if you are a witch or wizard for your doors as a separate thing to gender.
Keep coping you moronic fricking mongrel.
Nobody liked this shit with Elden Ring and nobody likes it here, and it's worse since instead of just being body A/B you also pick between a man or woman's voice (something other troony games like cyberpunk does) and Witch/Wizard.
Now frick off and go grab your noose shill.
I still dont get why trannies want to keep being abominations in game, shouldt they want just to be male or female?
Because it's not about being a different gender, it's about being special™. It's why you'll see some get games with pronoun options for male or female and they'll complain
>Yeah but what about they/them though?
its never enough
Who cares about Body A/B? It's obvious which one is male and which one is female.
>trannies cannot exist in Harry Potter despite how much they cry about it either because the castle itself trolls you based on your gender
Bold of you to assume the devs will care when they've already made 1890's Hogwarts more racially diverse then 1990's Hogwarts.
These are morons that swallowed an article from fricking Schreier with literally no source except trust me bro; do you expect a serious answer?
I looked up the article, and the only claim is that they have sources, but have no evidence whatsoever. It was a pathetically clear hatchet job to shit stir and these dipshits fell for it.
>make a manly as frick wizard
>pronoun is wizard
>send him to the female dorms so that he can have tons of unprotected sex
kek based. GODTY POTTER was always drawing the house
It's pretty obvious when it's just a pseudoreddit twitter war with mobile filenames. It's no coincidence there's only been an uptick in Harry Potter threads when reddit screencaps came out of people seething, so Ganker naturally just becomes actual AAA-shills because of it when they were never in those Merula/Pottermore threads prior to this. Which is pretty fricking hilarious that's all it takes, imagine Horizon/Forspoken getting dined out like this for free because one of the writers said they hated homosexuals.
>Just ignore all the troony pandering in the game where we don't even have actual gender options and Black folk in the game bro. Trust me you'll own the liberals doing this.
Obvious shill. Why do that when if I want to shit on trannies I could just take someone's screenshot on here and pretend it's mine and act like I own the game.
>B-But the game needs to sell to make them mad!
homie it's Harry Potter. It's going to sell no matter what.
>Buying a game to own the libs
>Buying a game
Throwing some money into a cesspool for far lefties to hate other far lefties is bad lmao
It's just dumb. Donate money to therightstuff(dot)biz or something instead of one group of corporate lefties instead of another
It is not, since even right-leaning dot biz is not and will not be allowed into anything big in foreseeable future even if you have elon musk budgets. The only way right now is to fracture lefties, creating groups with different variations of inclusivity, which will fight with each other. It has already started, there is blm that hates lgbtqwerty because Black folk don't like gays, and alphabet squad hates them back for it. Now lgbt itself is fracturing into trannies lovers and trannies haters, started about 1.5 years ago with all the superlesbian/supergay movement, and rowling is escalating the situation, which is fine by me, even if my views are the exact opposite of any radical femenist. Only when the left is fractured enough, any right can rise into power and that will be the moment to pump some cash into right dot biz. As a bonus, if we are speaking about HL, it sets a good precedent in gaming: trannies will feel oppressed even if you add in-game features for them, and their boycotts profit you, so you might as well do that on purpose.
You need to actually build something up.
No you're not helping by buying a game from a BLM, pro troony company to own the trannies.
>You need to actually build something up
How exactly do you picture this? You gather with friends to start a business right, you employ mostly(or only) male(every single business apart from onlyfans pimps and web design shit would do that anyway). You reach a threshold of around 100-200 emplyes when you get on gov radar and they lay your options in front of you(and there are very few countries in europe that won't do that, which already have right-owned businesses and criticised for it):
1. You begin to fulfill inclusivity quotas, hiring nigers, women, trannies and whatever the gouvernment sees "underrepresented"
2. You are starting to pay a tax(or a fine, depends on a country) that stops you from growing further or even puts you out of business.
So obviously, as any sensible human you agree to the first one, since 2nd defeat the whole purpose of "build something". This will obviously require tonns of policies to protect from possible "oppressions", which will prevent you from firing all that dead weight in the future aor "harassing" them in any way so they leave the company by yourself. Which again defeats the purpose, because if you become big you will be anout left(inc)(r)(tm).
IF that fits you, you can move to Poland/Hungary/potentially Italy with right-wing gouvernment and try there, but if you live elsewhere- good luck and have fun building whatever you have in mind.
>No you're not helping by buying a game from a BLM, pro troony company to own the trannies.
Whatever impact you can have on fueling controversial topics inside left ranks helps. It must not be a game, dont want it - don't buy it, but as long as something you do is contributing to fracturing left - it is a good thing to do
Anon, when someone says make your own X, they know damn well that any attempt will get kneecapped under the current regulations.
It's always been a deflection to browbeat people away from something they don't like.
TRS already exists though. You have the right instinct but in this case there literally already is something to join or help instead of some homosexual "build your own x" answer.
It's hard, but not impossible. israelites have a lot of money and power but they're or some omnipotent and untouchable force or something.
Blackrock getting absolutely fricked and being forced to withdraw from entertainment was a nice whitepill, I must admit
Qrf
They lost 1.7 trillion in 6 months due to the repeated string of bombs we saw last year.
If you wondered why Volition had to run to gearbox and Ubisoft is in panic mode, that's why; the safety net is gone, and with all the worthless hires they took on to appease big daddy Larry, they can't pull out of the tailspin by making something good.
Hope you're right, anon. I haven't bought a single game in close to 6 years.
Black person I literally bought Nazi books from Antelope Hill, Nazi soap, Nazi coffee, and listen to a Nazi podcast (therightstuff (dot)biz. What you're straw maning as impossible already exists in a nascent state. I have a Nazi scholarship fund for several kids growing right now, including my own
I agree anything that disrupts the left is good. I disagree that giving money to a israeli company like Warner Bros is an effective way to do that
>Nazi books
Cool, do they have advanced engineering books for post-grad studies, or you will have to resort to visiting colleges to get any info past multiplication
>Nazi soap
Wow, shocking, soap makers are a future of this world
>Nazi coffee
*rebranded coffee from allinclusevedotleft(inc)(r)(tm)
>listening to a nazi podcast
This one gets the libs
>I have a Nazi scholarship fund for several kids growing right now,
If that is not at least at the level of grad/undergrad, you might as well tech them how to make nazi soap and rebrand coffee as "nazi", because they will have to go to normie uni anyway to become professionals.
Ask yourself:
When was the last time you lived in a house designed and build by someone even remotely right
Whan was the last time you drove a car that was designed and manufactured by someone even remotely right
When was the last time you used an electronic device developed and manufactured by someone even temotly right
When was the last time you used an os designed and developed by someone even remotely right
I am sorry to break your fantasy, but unless you really want your ideas limited to a small community(which sooner or later will inevitably fall to the left either by cultural invasion or by force), escapism will not do anything. And without escapism you and your children will have to learn to interact with left, consume from left and live with left while living with the goal of defeating left. Because left own the access to most of the technical information in the world. And that is not changing unless they go down globaly
Unironically architecture and engineering are pretty right wing areas. As are all the people actually building that shit up.
Lefties go for degrees in underwater taiwanese tampoon weaving and the like.
You do realize that this game is made and sold by people far more socially liberal than Rowling, right? The kind of people who think it's appropriate for a game set in 19th century scottland to have a school full of Black folk.
Truly stupid image. The person who made this is an exceptional moron.
this post was literally made by a guy who wants to falseflag as a paid shill who wants to falseflag as a normal Ganker user
sick meta
most average Ganker poster
>Please buy our troonyshit millennial-bait game because some people are troony-baiting on twitter
No way, gay.
>archive has 76 results
Could you frick off with this shit image, I'd rather see the troony wojak than this
possibly the most obvious falseflag I've ever seen
Anon, you seem to be under the false impression that we talk about games here. We just talk about gender politics.
Ganker is mostly for discussing politics around gaming, so it's indirect gaming discussion. Other boards are for direct discussion of mechanics, writing, and characters in a game.
Probably have to wait for mods, sadly.
rent free
just filter him
You don’t want to date the black gryffindor? What the frick is wrong with you bigot?
I will as an albino or aryan
>mods
It has Denuvo, there will be no mods. And if it didn't, how many mods introduced completely new romance questlines for a completely new character with a completely new model and animations?
You will have to wait for Magic Awakened if it ever comes out.
Dogshit like Warhammer 3 has mods with Denuvo, so can this one.
Someone actually made a non-romancable character from mass effect romancable using AI voices lines
Getting pegged by a 1st year Slytherin as a 5th year Hufflepuff
the female character models look like actual mongoloids
you can just pretend they're cute
It is a design decision since the black MC they made for the dev talk, despite being ugly as sin like all Black folk, looks realistic and detailed. They could make cute characters, they just chose not to.
what do you expect, they are british.
Theyre just Bri'ish
literally rent free
>Hogwarts canonically takes place in Britain
>"muh rent free"
American game, American girls
Apparently American tastes begin and end at the kind of slags you find in an Essex pub
There was a wizarding school in the US until one kid went crazy and shot up the school with an automatic wand.
>entire student body and faculty also equally armed
>nobody tried to stop him
They deserved what they got
Yeah, some shit went down and the Government decided to torch the place. Send in the Glowies, have them kill witnesses and burn documents, before torching the place with napalm. The comelier survivors were given to 'Mr. Cheese' and sent to Pizza Island.
Nah, they'll add me later by mods. Won't date you tho, you disgust me.
I'm sure you won't mind if I Slytherin when you go to bed.
Game?
some hentai harry potter witch trainer idk
It's Innocent Witches, and while the art is good, it's a fricking slog.
>it's a fricking slog
The pacing isn't that bad. And it's actually shockingly good fanfiction.
If you ever enjoyed Harry Potter at all, there is actually a lot to enjoy from how the game allows you to explore and see other perspectives of that world. Even if it's all highly unofficial.
>they add denuvo
>I canceled my pre order
simple as
why the frick is Slytherin allowed to exist anyway
they constantly have most of the people that frick something up
Moat sexually attractive house
Was there any notable bad guys and Death Eaters than came from the other Houses? Slytherin has some good dudes associated with the House but feels like it contains 100% of the villians.
>Was there any notable bad guys and Death Eaters than came from the other Houses?
Peter Peddigrow?
>DESPITE being 25% of the students...
My fricking sides
Because Dumbledore gets an erection that lasts all year from pulling his HOWEVER tricks
so that there's an antagonistic house. there's plenty of shit in HP that makes no sense beyond serving the story.
You must be a dem
Its a containment house for wizard purists so they stay there and dont go rogue, sort of like this website
Normie slyths are underrepresented and but they generally the socialite+networking house. The guys that gobble up all social jobs. people from slytherin are most likely to be diplomats to non human races
Controlled opposition.
Blame the sorting hat
actual reason: the writing lacks nuance and it means there's a pool of colour-coded bad buys and bullies to draw from whenever some low-stakes conflict is needed.
lore reason: it's /misc/.
slughorn is slytherin
Emergency release valve for buttholes and sociopaths.
Because Slytherin is kino, and Harry's son who is named Albus being in Slytherin is funny.
It started as a children book, so having one evil house to serve as an antagonist is obvious. It's only latter when the demographic shifted to teenagers do people question the oddity of 25% of students being easily recognized evil
An orderly solution to the dark wizard problem requires efficient record keeping in the future.
This.
Being sorted into Slytherin is like getting onto FBI terrorist watchlist.
kek
Yes, yes, well done, Slytherin hebe waifus. Well done... HOWEVER! Slytherin is one of the dullest houses in the history of Hogwarts houses. Seriously each point given to Draco Malfoy and his pals from Slytherin as they perform assorted group activities has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy finery, the houses’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of magic, all to make learning unmagical, to make scoring seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Harry Potter and his pals vetoed the idea of Voldemort usurping the school; he made sure the villain would never be mistaken for a competent foe that threatened anybody, just a ridiculously silly strawman for the school. Slytherin might be pro-Voldemort (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Griffindor house in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least they did well
"However!"
Their scoring is dreadful; the year was terrible. As I awarded points, I noticed that every time a Slytherin won at quidditch, the seeker didn't catch the snitch.
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that game was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Slytherine's mind is so governed by cliches and dead strategies that they have no other style of scoring. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Slytherine by Hufflepuff. They wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are in Slytherine at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to be in Hufflepuff." And they were quite right. They were not being ironic. When you score for "Slytherin" you are, in fact, trained to score for Hufflepuff.
A daring synthesis
very good
canon, non-event merula is kind of a b***h
Would be gigabased if your brother was 3 or more years younger than you and her
Merula playing basic mindgames to try and rile you up and keep her foremost in your thoughts is on-brand.
That's why you tease her with the idea that you could just look into her mind to disprove it, if it wasn't so painfully obvious already.
Isn't your brother dead or something like that? Is she into a corpse?
Merula is probably the most realistically written woman ever in a video game. The mind games, the teasing, the tricks she pulls which you have to break down and foil in order to reach her heart is 100% like having a romance with a girl in High School who thinks she's literally the smartest conniving mastermind on the planet.
Did they even announce romance questlines or features at all? What kind of pathetic virgin needs a high budget video game to include a bar to fill up to headcanon their face between a magical blonde b***h's thighs?
>Mobile game JUST finished the last Hogwarts year
>Still not finished and plans to continue after the school years
Do these kinds of games ever have an actual ending, or they fall into the perpetual limbo until they are cancelled due to low playerbsae?
Only ones I saw finish were the Kingdom Hearts mobiles games.
Probably because those are important to the storyline
The fact it's still going and didn't get canned in the first year means it must have done very, very well. Most of these games don't make it past their launch year.
wait for mods
Please post Cassandra's in-game and fan arts, thank you.
Personally I think it's more important to know if we'll be able to shit our pants and magic the poop away
Pre-order it.
I love Cassandra so much bros...
homie that's an alien
and?
bullshit
nah thats how chinese people think look
out of 10
What can you actually do with the characters in this game? I know Draco is in the game, and I remember a picture showing some sort of hub where you can see Draco and his mother.
House is going to literally not matter at all. It's just going to determine what dorm you use and the color of your clothes.
I like Merula
don't listen to shills.
pirate only
So we can all agree that the Triwizard Tournament is going to be a major DLC, right?
the frick is hermione so smug about
the twins got btfo'd
Because the movies removed anything positive about Ron to make him a joke character and slapped those good personality traits onto Hermione because she's a stronk womyn.
Not him but as someone who's only experience with Harry Potter is watching the first three movies, how exactly do they ruin Ron? What's so different about him in the books?
He's supposed to be the one who knows about the wizarding world and guides Harry and Hermione, who didn't grow up in it.
In the books, Ron is much more streetwise and knows more about the wizarding world due to having grown up in it, he's also shown to be more empathetic and has moments of insight. In the movies, he's just a moron.
TL;DR: A lot of Hermione's traits and actions were literally stolen from Ron's stuff in the books. Given what the actress says later on about feminism and claiming people called her bossy during her young childhood plays and movie roles (as well as trying to blame it on gender roles, rather then even considering that she may just be bossy), I wouldn't put it past her to have put a foot down on pushing her character more.
yeah i dont like how moronic they make Ron in the movies with each sequel.
I already posted. Good shit guys. Never change Ganker.
The sad thing is, that stealing Ron's accomplishments in the books and giving them to Hermione in the movie was a real "The road to hell is paved with good intentions" thing. In the book, Ron was the one to tell everyone to stay calm when they were trapped by the Devil's Snare, and later on he's the one to win the giant chess game. So all three kids would have a moment to shine, they gave Hermione Devil's Snare and Ron kept his chess win, but it just snowballed from there until Ron was literally just comic relief and contributed nothing to the main trio.
The funny thing is though, Hermione had a win already in the book with the potions puzzle which was cut from the film.
Also in the book they didn't beat the Devil's Snare by being calm, that doesn't exist in the book. The two basically work together. The Snare is weak to fire, but Hermione loses her composure and thinks they should set a fire the muggle way, Ron rightfully points out she's a witch, and she realizes that and uses fire to kill the Snare.
I havent watch much of the movies but from what I remember they made Ron dumber and Hermione a strong women that cant do no wrong. In the books Ron starts more like an average Wizard innitiate who pretty much helps Harry and Hermione get their grips with the Wizardry world. Harry is the reader insert and Hermione is more of book smarts but lacks knowledge about the world and lacks in social skills.
They literally made Ron stupider and more of a buffoon than he was in the books.
Several of his moments of bravery and courage were literally taken from Ron and given to Hermione in the movies. ALL of his moments of knowledge and intelligence were given to Hermione. In the books he was actually pretty cunning in a salt-of-the-earth kind of way. He had common sense and could usually see the best course to take in a given situation regardless of his lack of booksmarts.
In the book Prisoner of Azkaban, Ron stands in front of Harry towards the end and says he's willing to lay down his life protecting Harry.
In the movie Prisoner of Azkaban, Hermione stands in front of Harry towards the end and says she's willing to lay down her life protecting Harry.
Do you see the problem? Literally stole everything good about him, left him with nothing, just to make Hermione a Mary Sue with no flaws.
In the books Hermione really is smart, but she's also shrill, pompous, annoying, lacks common sense, etc. Ron's literal antithesis. So when they stole everything good about Ron they just made Hermione into a perfect superwitch and left him as a useless comic relief moron.
cope chud
> In the book Prisoner of Azkaban, Ron stands in front of Harry towards the end and says he's willing to lay down his life protecting Harry.
Just to hammer this home, Ron had a broken leg at the time
That could be a good story setup, like it was in 4
I'm ready for the cyberpunk 2077 tier disappointment when this game doesn't have 90% of the features people who are excited for it seem to have imagined up, though it already looks like it won't be as buggy atleast
Eh, the Cyberpunk 2077 happened because CDPR advertised those things
How about
Becoming a cute xenophobe slytherin girl?
AND romancing a cute xenophobe slytherin girl
doesn't Merula canonically die as a hobo on the streets?
No, she is canonically my wife and mother of our 4 children.
proof
Is there a reason why suddenly I see so much more trannies these days? I thought they where just a small number of them. But I know how to interact with them on a daily basis. Is it because they are just terminally online and shit?
very vocal minority
they're a tiny fraction of a percent of the real population
well anon, when they 41% or 42% or 50%, whatever, they actually multiply. So before long, there will be nothing but trannies.
Well, there's transsexuals (people with an actual disorder that experience body dismorphia. And then there's transgenders, which are people that don't 100% conform to gender stereotypes.
As you can imagine, the former is much less common than the latter.
they're emboldened by social media because now they have little circlejerks where they can harass anyone who doesn't appease them. before that they were isolated and had no support from anyone.
Culture war
Media outlets get more ad revenue based on clicks and manufacturing clickbait bullshit by blowing tiny issues massively out of proportion is the quickest way to make money
Two factors - first, in the past few years gender has become something of a zoomer trend and they try to change the definition. Second, as far as you seeing it Its a combination of terminally online trannies clashing with terminally online /misc/yps which basically shits up everything. YOu probably don't need to actually interact with them on a daily basis unless you seek them out or seek out thpse posting twitter screencaps or mah pronouns shit. Like playing random games I don't think I've come across a troony on voice chat or anything , I don't see trannies when I go to the grocery store etc.. its really an issue of terminally online bullshit magnets and people seeking them out.
Same thing with Hogwarts Legacy, some election tourist who hates trannies goes out of his way to find a discord shitter , twitter, or resetera-type post who's REEEEing about anyone who buys it is a bigot but that isn't the predominant discussion on the title. Most people are wondering how immersive a game it will be or if it will be a slimmed down gears of potter sort of thing.
>Most people are wondering how immersive a game it will be or if it will be a slimmed down gears of potter sort of thing.
Why is it that people only talk about the politics of the game. I've heard absolutely nothing about gameplay.
that's a hint at how lackluster the game is
It's weird, because most HM and MA discussion is over relationship drama and story stuff. Guess it's the curse of AAA development.
Ganker is a politics website.
moot should've killed off all of the shitty trial boards before he left
/pol/, /mlp/, /lgbt/, /soc/ and all this other bullshit
killing /misc/ would unironically kill Ganker
Yep. Because they will spam DA JOOS all over the place
>/misc/ invented antisemitism
no, but they would spam it everywhere if they didn't have their own board
I don't visit /misc/ at all but I still spam about the israelites
ok, that's not really relevant
nta but yes it is, ahem frick the israelites that is all
so same as now?
You just figuring this shit out?
those are containment boards
In short, election tourists and other forms of AIDS. Slightly longer, for election tourists this is one of the only places they can just vent I FOUND AN OBNOXIOUS troony ON RESETERA TALKING ABOUT THE GAME and not instantly get banned, assume they're in good company etc
Discussion of the gameplay, setting, and mechanics do happen (many threads have people posting their Potttermore results or whatever which I think are going to have an in-game effect) but considering that there's already the shitposting types its really easy for stuff to get off track because you show a pic like the character creator that doesn't lock hairstyles to sex or whatever and now someone needs to REEE about troony influx or whatever the frick Any opportunity to REEE will be taken by some , but we can just go on discussing the game.
A lot of it is just people trying to fit in. I was an election tourist when I was younger, and I used to pull the same shit. It takes a lot less conviction and self-respect to talk about everything you hate, and everything that you think is wrong, than to talk about things that you like.
I could bring up what games I love right now, and there's a 9/10 chance I'd get called a homosexual. But if I dunk on the same AAA game for the 50th time, I have a higher chance of being 'respected'.
That could be part of it (though the fact that so many during that era were told ahead of time what to come here and do to "fit in", often with a very different mindset from existing oldgays. ), and some is just catharsis or edgelords mouthing off, but its good when people get beyond that.
ok bunkercel
>But I know how to interact with them on a daily basis
Purposefully seeking out troony twitter drama isn't "interacting" with them. You create your own hell.
I misspelled, I meant: ''I know have to interact with them on a daily basis''.
being trans is a fad and tons of zoomers are doing it
>Is it because they are just terminally online and shit?
I think a disproportionate number of internet moderators are trans. I know a disproportionate number of techies are..
happens when you work in a morgue
Because trans acceptance is at a all time high, and we're not hiding again
>we're not hiding again
Yeah you will,, because you don't understand history.
>Because trans acceptance is at a all time high, and we're not hiding again
>all these white people and one mexican
>the mexican detransition and found jesus
>the white ones cut their dick of instead
Why white boys like this?
>the mexican detransition and found jesus
QRD? I like detransition stories.
Serious answer?
Transgenderism is a social contagion and progressivism is about social progress no matter what, whether you like it or not. There will always be the 'next' thing with leftists. Currently its trannies. They'll bash you over the head with them (and the reactionary right will fight back) until they're accepted and then they'll move onto something else. I'd put money on the leftist unironically trying to make pedos mainstream in my lifetime. There is already fringe leftist groups trying to do it. It will become more popular with them when trannies get normaized. Always the next thing.
Transgenderism is just neoliberal subversion of feminism
There are so many trannies today because of porn and the internet. Lonely men who can't get any get brainrot by porn endorphin overload. It's that simple.
>I'd put money on the leftist unironically trying to make pedos mainstream in my lifetime
Nah, because pedos are unironically a rightoid thing currently. While pedos try to attach themselves to the alphabet group, rightoids are the ones trying to pass laws with ambiguous language around marrying children.
Go away predditor.
you first, tourist.
You can mimic the words but you know in your foul little heart that you don't belong here, you don't belong anywhere. And even if you have a nice day, your tombstone with have your real name on it.
>While pedos try to attach themselves to the alphabet group
You ARE the alphabet group.
that's a fun fiction that Black person Carlson sheep like to use to deflect.
>AHHHH THE VOTING IS RIGGED
found guilty of voter fraud
>AHHHH THUH GAYS ARE RUINING EVERYTNING
found to be gay
>AHHH THE PEDOS
trying to pass ambiguous child marriage laws, also lmao churches
I stopped reading that inane amerishart babble two lines in, have a nice day predator.
>Hey you! Stop molesting children
>b-but what about Trump???
What the frick is going on in America
>m-muh r-right
The classic pedophile deflection
Leftoids cut their dicks off and molest children to ""own"" the right, it's just their way
they definitely seem more common in the past 4 years or so. i remember seeing a FTM troony back in ~2012. that was my first experience seeing a troony, she was fat and very obnoxious. not seen a FTM troony since then, but have seen an alarming number of MTF troonys since 2018, about 5 or so, which is a huge number for the small ~100k city i live in, like i don't even see that many black people where i live (europe). each troony has been equally disgusting, always acting very masculine and just generally looking hideous, i'm not the type of person to hate on people, but they are loud and obnoxious, and can easily get aggressive if you interact with them like walking on egg shells, difficult to just ignore.. they definitely have mental issues and society should not be accepting of that, they are as much of a danger to those around them as they are to themselves.
i just want to elaborate on the bit about them acting masculine. like, they don't even have feminine hobbies or anything. they're always into really masculine stuff that no girl would be interested in. their mannerisms are really masculine too, flat footed, loud, obnoxious, no attempt to sound feminine, and just all around gross. the only effort they make to seem feminine is by dressing up in women's clothes, but they have no sense of fashion and always completely frick it up, drag queens put in more effort than them, and they deliberately try to look bad (or at least it seems that way).
Because you're american.
keep obsessing
you’re not mentally ill to think everyone on this website is American but you
never take your meds
1. They're perma-online losers who are on the internet all day.
2. They're very loud about their mental illness.
3. They gang up in discords to try to "set the narrative" on various websites.
the microplastics and phytoestrogens combined with higher rates of autism and the social pipeline turning autistic low T men into mentally ill freaks
basically da joos
>Is there a reason why suddenly I see so much more trannies these days?
Do you see them IRL? Because I only see them on the Internet? And I only see them mentioned on Ganker and twitter.
They're still holding off on trying to answer that even though they did update the answers regarding friendships
Q: Will players establish friendships in HogwartsLegacy?
A: Some students at Hogwarts will become friends. As players grow these relationships, these schoolmates will become companions who can accompany players on their journey, expand their abilities and open up as players learn their stories.
bet you only interact/befriend the 5 odd people they've shown
I'd let Cassandra do anything to me
slytherin girls are for puffboys
>hufflepuff will rise
>Hufflecucks
Only a Gryffinchad (canon house choice) can handle Merula.
>Gryffinchad
>Chad
>Fantasises about her being gangraped
Yeah, okay, "Chad"
about her being gangraped
You're going to need to explain that one
the typical gryffincuck, puffs are even worse and birds don't exist
Plus the best rivalry for her is another snek, playing into the entire dynamic the MC has with Merula
that seems a very severe stretch for a drive by shitpost
This is based on four years of shitposts
It's a shame I no longer have the drive which had all my collected merumania since the original shill thread
That said, snekgays are either massive vanillagays or want to mentally break her
They're for Gryffindor.
don't they have to sleep under the kitchen?
i wish I was in hufflepuff so I could satisfy a witch like her. my tiny ravenclaw dick isn't enough
I'm trying to look for Harry/Female Draco fanfiction but outside of a few (admittingly poor) examples, I'm surprised this concept doesn't get more attention.
that's because fujos control the fanfiction market
Look for Daphne Greengrass, which is basically fem Draco.
Fujos want to imagine getting fricked by Draco, or alternatively Draco and Harry fricking each other. They don't want to read about a pretty blonde girl being fricked.
Honestly I'm surprised Cassandra is so accepted by them.
>not making a balding rape oc
im afraid my 3070 won't be able to run this game at 4k 60
>Huh
I'm going to make a Trainer game for her
You guys were hyping up this game for years but it's just some generic open world trash
Hi, I'm her for the images.
Why is that guy holding a shotgun?
Wands are pretty much just guns you're allowed to carry with you at all times
>her
ywNEbaw
Frankly. At this point I am just hoping that the russia-ukraine doesn't somehow kill Innocent Witches and that the product is actually completed eventually.
Man I saw this game start 10 years ago.
I am actually kind of shocked by far it has come. Usually I just expect all WEGs to be never evers. But of the 3 acts the game is structured around, the first one is like three fourths done and actually feels very feature complete and well rounded. Like a legitimate game.
And then there is the second act which is like 50~ % complete. That act is obviously missing lots still, but it has lots of content with quite a bit of meat and weight to it. If it can end up as fleshed out and well rounded as the first act, and the first act can just finish its final moments, that'd be kind of amazing.
And the third act, while pretty slim all ways around still has some work done on it. But if could end up as promising as the first two acts then the game could actually end up really good.
I kind of want to believe. But then again, it is a patreon funded WEG.
I'll check it out again in another ten years.
>innocent witches
>ever being completed
the main story has undergone multiple rewrites and several events keep getting reworked because they're so tedious
the art quality gets fricking weird once you get to sex, as well
>dead-eyed doll luna
>balding snek girl
Plus the hufflepuff girl is just outright a wasted slot nobody cares about, and we have MORE titcow hermione just like witch trainer
I've gotten more mileage out of the Cho and Hana cameos than the main girls
Anyway, the F95 thread was made over 7 years ago and the game is still only considered v0.10
Same. Is it not called Witch Trainer anymore?
Steam censoring the store page?
Details and pre-order button gone.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/990080/Hogwarts_Legacy/
https://archive.is/4yPvK
It is lagging
Works on my machine
Post more of the girls.
no
I really wish she was in a proper game or something
She's really appealing.
Yeah, the worst thing about all this is that the art style and characters are so appealing but it's all in service of a chink mobile game.
Imagine if this shit was actually legit.
Hopefully they recycle the characters into a better game.
Ok
mods unfortunately
game is still pozzed and made by yanks
even if it btfos trannies for being a Jo Rowling game
Anyone got Narcissa's model?
>no Merula gf
I can't cope enough...
why isn't she real aaaa
This reminds me, has anyone bothered to make age progression art?
Sort of
So what is Cassandra's deal, and why has no one done any uploads of scenes with her?
>left
ugly
unkempt
poopoo personality
>right
beautiful
elegant/graceful/beautiful
lovely personality
Who in their right mind picks left, nasty waifu
>Who in their right mind picks left, nasty waifu
I can comb her!
It's very telling that you constantly feel the need to bash Merula in the same breath you praise whatshername
In his defense, Merula fans did push MA discussion away from at least one thread.
Haven't been there in a long time so maybe I missed some drama, but they were slinging stones pretty quick in the totally-not-a-Merula-general general. But that place is a fricking cesspool of autism all its own, and there was always some manufactured drama over nothing.
Yeah that's the one. Guess shit from that has influence people's opinion.
Based Merulagays keeping the fujo menace at bay.
Cassandra is like the opposite of fujo menace.
>lovely personality
Haven't played MA, what's her personality?
rich b***h bullying the poors
Hot.
Choke Merula
Do not
Aren't the characters supposed to be like 14-16? Nexus wouldn't even allow romance/sex mods if that's the case, you'd have to use some shady Russian site for them.
.
Reminder that Merula canonically hits the wall before she's even old enough to drink.
Sisters...what have they done to her? Not like this...
Yes but its because of her crazy aunt, you can still date her regardless.
>Design by a third party that isn't even modeled, just painted in to their shitty trailer
Go on and show us her totally real and official Year 1 design where she looks like a moeblob
well she's white what did you expect
Why did they giver her a fricking Bog Jaw? Why did they make her look like a trailer park tweaker?
wtf
>Why did they giver her a fricking Bog Jaw? Why did they make her look like a trailer park tweaker?
she wasn't supposed to be that popular
Bong genes
that's a troon cosplaying as Merula
Damn, the bong genes kicked in hard and early.
Pansy won.
asian genes superiority
potter was an idiot. even if the asian girl didn't exist, marrying a weasley what a stupid choice
Fourth chick is in her 40s, has 2 kids, so the look isn't out of place.
its so weird to look at tho
im 35 and im nowhere near that old looking
Have you gone through 2 pregnancies? That shit fricks up the woman's body.
they have to or the species goes extinct. I'm thankful for my mom, only a troony hates their mother.
If woman is persistent enough she can quickly recover
Now post Rowling.
We gave you years of fame, we let you become adored, we even let you ignore the bowsette blitz, but now eet is time.
You must heed ze call.
frick, she looks like she's on meth
Which makes no sense because Merlin predates Pigbumps
Unless you want to consider him an immortal observer of magic just fricking around the isles for fun while he waits for Arthur's return
Best Wizard is Severe Snake and he's a Slytherin.
alright anons, give me the summary on each of the four houses and what they TRULY represent + what it says about you
Gryffindors are unga bunga morons.
Slytherins are Starscream types who get in their own way by being predictably self-centred.
Ravenclaws watch Rick and Morty.
Hufflepuffs are the humble chads who actually get shit done.
cool now give me the unfiltered unbiased blackpill
hufflepuff is where wizard chris chan ends up
which common room is the best
gryffindor is for those who are brave
Ravenclaw is for thise who value (prioritize) knowledge
slytherin is for thise who desire greatness (people who want to be Gryffindor so they can feel like "the main character" velong here)
hufflepuff is for those who are ride-or-die for their friends
>Gryffindors are those authoritarian 'moral superiority' types that believe that they can decide whats best for you.
>Slytherins are all capitalists that want to make a shitload of money and blow it on coke, hookers and their trophy wife
>Ravenclaws are all asian. Good with numbers but ultimately souless
>Hufflepuff are all hillbillies, farmers and countryside libertarians that are secretly despised by Gryffindors
>Gryffindor: Jock Chads.
>Slytherin: preppies.
>Ravenclaw: overachievers.
>Hufflepuff: morons.
in your picrel it should be the other way around really
>Slytherins are top tier deal with it
I never said they weren't, calm your defensive ass
Any dork wizards from Hufflepuff?
Hufflepuff is kind of funny. JK originally set it up as the morons house but she walked that back later. Now its a house for those who value honest hardwork over everything else. So all sorts of people can be in it.
Let's ask the real question. Are you going to make a boy or a girl (those are the only choices)?
potterbros, what if the game isnt that good? how will we cope?
wait for sex mods
The source is the material itself. The books literally set it up as if you're brave, cunning or smart you go to these houses... and "Hufflepuff gets all the rest." Those lines are in the books. Which is fricking tragic when you think about it. But after a while, JK completely reframed the house into "oh you go into Hufflepuff if you value hardwork" probably because she saw how 'problematic" a moron house was.
sounds like hufflepuffy is the most fun house to be in to be honest
They're just as petty and tribalistic as the others when the circumstances call for it.
It's probably the most chill house tbh. JK set the houses up pretty simply in the first few books. Gryffindor was good and brave, Slytherin was bad and cunnung, Ravenclaw were all clever and Hufflepuff were “A bunch of duffers” (Hagrid’s words when he describes the houses to Harry) ...Despite there being 4 houses, there is pretty much just two of note. Gryffindor vs Slytherin. Good vs Bad. In the narrative Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw are kind of spectators in the GvS war. Ravenclaw is too busy studying and Hufflepuff are too busy eating glue and playing in the dirt.
>duffer
>an incompetent or slow-witted person
Hagrid actually called them moronic
hufflehomies have the most sex, eat the finest food and get the freshest witch pussy around. they just laze around and enjoy themselves while the nerds from the other houses get killed or go missing
I'd much rather frick Buffy than Christine Chandler but... You do you bruh.
>Freshest witch pussy
Anon, Hufflepuff girls are the school brooms. Everyone gets a ride, with Hufflepuff boys being the last ones.
never forget that hufflepuff went from being the horniest house, to 0 sex for about 4 years, not even kisses. Then the orgies and daytime sex came back once she left.
Further reminder that Jane is the only prefect in her age group that got thrown in Azkaban.
Did Jane have her way with Bellatrix while they were both imprisoned in Azkaban?
hwhat? What was her problem?
>What was her problem?
The Slytherin and Ravenclaw prefects were bros and nobody picked Gryffindor, while Jane was apparently an outright b***h.
what 0 dick does to a mf, if she couldn't get it, no one could, and once she left hogwarts she probably saw an adult couple kissing and tortured them on the spot, hence the azkaban sentence
qrd?
Shes a prude and hates lewd things
>and enjoy themselves while the nerds from the other houses get killed or go missing
If only that was true, moronic Hufflegays had the most students to stay behind to fight Voldemort and his Deatheaters, aside from Gryffindor. (But thats kind of their whole thing) Badgers got some bite.
Does Merula appear in the game? This is very important if they want me to buy it
Wrong century for her anon.
This is the 1800's
no...
does it at least have cute girls?
>1800's bong girls.
I mean there might be a few but the UK was undering a time of "foreign fever" so you might end up with most of the foreign chicks looking good.
Spells that permanently alter your appearance are around. Hermione does it to drop her buckteeth. Changing yourself around 3rd or 4th year to be a bombshell is probably pretty common.
I wonder if any real school has ever experimented with splitting their students into houses like hogwarts.
Most British schools do it, it's why Rowling wrote it in. Though they tend to be randomly organised.
We had something similar in my school. (This was years before Harry Potter was a thing) The children of that year was divided into M1, M2, A1 and A2. It did absolutely nothing, you were more likely to hang around the people in your group because of convenience due to you all having classes, school trips, activities together. But outside that, nobody gave a shit. Even when the school did competitions. Like M1 vs A2 basketball, football, etc. I can't think of a single person that actually cared apart from the teachers who was in charge of the groups.
maybe they needed nice color coded uniforms and a house mascot to care more
>maybe they needed nice color coded uniforms and a house mascot to care more
You might type this as a joke but I think if that was actually the case, people would care more. Humans are funny like that.
What's funny is that in the books, it's never even stated that Hogwarts student uniforms have there house colors on them, they're basically just plain black robes. House colored outfits were a movie invention that fueled the "what house am I" shit for the HP fandom an merchandising.
Society without color-coding has no future.
Bong here.
Most primary schools and secondary schools do something similar.
Primary gives separates kids into different tables and usually has them work for a year getting points for goot behaviour.
Secondary schools have sets and forms, depending on the school they'll have different names.
Catholic schools ususally name the forums after saints or sites of pilgrimage but they're ususally divided by year, unless you get a new headmaster who thinks he knows better.
Merula reminds me of Asuka, only worse written and stuck in the shittier media
Isn't trying to catch the snitch generally considered something only shitters do?
No
Considering how unbalanced Quidich is, catching the snitch is close to the only position that matters.
hufflepuff girls are for slytherin girls
not sure why people hate shadman i like his art
cause ur a pedo
>
Trans rights are human rights.
Trannies are yet to prove being humans actually, the first and strongest human(and most animals) instinct is an instinct of self-preservation. It makes humans(and most animals) try to avoid situations that may lead to injuries or death. So far 82% of trannies attempted suicide, and 41% succeded(funny how even killing themselves is a coin flip for them), proving that they indeed do not have instinct of self-preservation, failing to qualify for human rights.
Should I rewatch all the movies with my mom?
Is your mom hot?
I recently rewatched them and I forgot how plain Harry Potter the character is. He's such a boring main character. They should've given the protagonist slot to Snape by the last two movies and just have tidbits of Harry Potter and co. getting the horocruxes
Harry should have been sent to Slytherin. Would have made it 10 times more interesting.
Have you seen the characters? You'll have to wait for mods.
I'm bored, gonna give this mobile shit a go.
What house makes the most sense story-wise?
Slytherin
Fine. House of sneks it is then.
Houses don't matter in Hogwarts Mystery. Choose whatever, you can still hang out with Merula either way.
Go with what you wish, but if you wish to be too pedantic about it: Slytherin were winning house cup 8 years in a row prior to the main HP events and this game is like a prequel to said main HP events, so Slytherin would be "canon" house based on this I guess.
honestly I don't give a shit about supporting trans rights, I'm gonna buy it because I want to play it and I'm too lazy to pirate it myself
>pushing mobile shit
>pushing globohomo
>ignoring obvious troony trap
troony Nogger fans are compromising this board.
nobody's pushing mobile shit, schizo
they just like the girls
the girls from where :^)?
slitherin pussy
Since were on mobileshit, which Android emulator runs the least spyware on the host machine? Chinks can watch me run APKs of mediocre VNs all they want but they don't need any access to my battlestation. Could Win11 run it if I dualbooted into that?
Probably memu, if you really must. You could play the fanmade pc port, but it's a little jank.
If you MUST play her shitty game, look up cheating and be careful when multiplayer events are running. If you accidentally go too hard on the story, you can get a shitton of points and trigger a whale, and that'll catch you a ban. Getting reported in events is practically the only way to get banned, however.
Simplified version
Hufflepuff = Sex
Other houses = No sex
Should be pretty obvious what house to choose.
Which house would have the horniest grills, hufflepuff? Cant be hryffindor, because they all are geeks, and certainly hold masturbation sessions. Slytherin is probably no as well, they are portrayed as "bullies" of hogwarts, thus they either frick or jerk off violently. That leaves us with ravenclaw and hufflepuff, and later gives impression of having mousy girls, which are notorious for becoming sex fiends in private, as well as being too shy for self-pleasure/fricking.
Thoughts?
I concur with your analysis and point out that Ravenclaws are even bigger nerds which leaves Hufflepuff. Ravenclaws are empirically proven to have the hairiest pussies however including the male members of that house.
Do the Mysteries characters look better in Awakening's artstyle?
No.
Skye and Merula look off, but yeah.
But you can't frick up those two, they're the only good girls.
who is the girl next to merula
Skye, a Quidditch player
didn't even know merula's game had quidditch
Penny looks great! as always
I want Penny to rape me and not be sorry
Does anyone know if it's possible to edit my legit Hogwarts Mystery save file so I can have premium currency cap? I don't want to play a cracked version of the game because I'm too lazy to keep updating it every time a new update releases.
Is anyone actually buying that WB is trying to push the anti-trans shit in desperation to get this thing sold to a bunch of chuds now that they angered trannies? Everything about this media push feels like a pathetic "I bet you won't prove how chud you are by buying this game!" style sales pitch.
I've already bought it. Hell, I'd burn 60 bucks if it pushed a troony closer to suicide or even made them feel slightly unwelcome on this Earth. I mean, isn't that was a disposable income is for? Doing the things you like?
>just skimming this thread
I take it this is the result of what happens when a young person with no sense of self or identity, no social skills/any social safety web of people meant to keep you in check outside of /misc/ is left to their own devices.
I don't say this unironically often, but most of you need to take active steps immediately before it's too late. Seek help, get some medication and work on it. Maybe you can avoid the eventual fate of ending up in the news.
troony suicides don't make news
>no sense of self or identity
Says the grooming robot.
Gaze upon this
https://www.reddit .com/r/youngpeopleyoutube/comments/105e69x/my_eleven_yearold_brothers_discord_bio_wtf/
lmao, and they wonder why people call them groomers.
Fricking hate Americans and their medicalizing of human emotions, human existence, and complex feelings that arise naturally from sentience.
just because they don't like transexuals?
What type of an IP is Harry Potter?
Can I at any moment make a Harry Potter video game or whatever and rake money from it without having to answer to anyone?
Lol, lmao even.
WB is the IP holder together with JKR, if you try to make money without their express approval they'll frick you in the court of law for years
https://steamcommunity.com/app/990080/discussions/0/5828254465012981752/
https://steamcommunity.com/app/990080/discussions/0/5828254465013310143/
just release the game already
Please. I couldn't give less than a shit about trannies, I just want this.
Nope. It goes like this:
>Griffindor: Jocks and the cool kids.
>Slytherin: rich preps and the bullies.
>Ravenclaw: NERD.
>Hufflepuff: Special ed.
Literally anything's better. ANYTHING. The Baudelaire's had it better than the Hufflepuffs in the fricking Orphan Shack, the Droogs got laid and kicked the shit out of any who messed on their turf, the Warriors had each other when the High Hats started acting up, Oliver Twist's 'education' under gayin at least gave him a fighting chance. Hufflepuff just makes you a special ed moron nobody will hire thus leading to welfare parasitism and homelessness.
It was changed late in the series
see
Don't worry, we won't judge you for taking the short broom Eugene.
Why are slytherin girls so perfect?
Is there even romance in the game? I've barely even seen any character interaction, at least not outside of the super basic 'random side character talks at you to start a menial fetch quest' type shit.
>Jane shows up in Hogwarts after she graduates and after her stint in Azkaban, looking perfectly fine and healthy
YOU JUST KNOW she sexually assaulted someone. Maybe multiple people.
she assaulted the dementors and left them traumatized
>dementors try to succ her soul
>no soul to succ
>mods
Denuvo won anon
There will be no mods, not even texture swaps
Do you need maxed out courage to impregnate Jane?
No, you just need to make sure your Insight is <15
oh you need more than courage to impregnate the demon
photorealism and it's consequences have been a disaster for gaming
well, her favourite spell IS designed to rob the target of their movement
Jane is like a 5th year during the MC's first year at Hogwarts. If you're playing as a Hufflepuff boy, she most definitely molested you plenty of times 'till she graduated.
>raped by a plant
>raped by your prefect
>raped by centaurs
hufflebawd
>Jane will never manipulate the Devil's Snare to give you a tentaclejob while she jerk offs to the sight
Why even live?
oh no, it all makes sense now
What are some facts about Merula?
1) Merula a cute. A CUTE!
Hogwarts anime by Trigger soon I can feel it.
>tfw I got a fricking Greyhound as a Patronus when I'm a Cat Person
Frick you ROWLING!
Maybe the character creator is good enough to make our own Merulas
This is you
>had to edit it because he got bullied so much for the text
Lol. Lmao.
epic roast, can't wait for it to be spammed hundreds of times
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/R_ocdin7ARq65kbAYogkRA/
I pre-registered to Awakening so long ago that I forgot it existed until seeing this thread
where the frick is it??
Why is it not out yet?
i'm gonna make Ravie in both Awakening and Legacy
you people don’t even realize you’re as mentally ill as trannies
don’t worry though it’s too late
At least I wont kill myself over my mutilated dick
what the frick do you mean "added with mods"?
You think some gay modder is gonna create an entire romance subplot with voice acting and mocap up to the same standard as the rest of the game???
yes, get to it
just like trannies, you underestimate how popular HP really is
You overestimate how good mods can be, but this is always the case.
good, game changing mods do take years to make. i'll be happy if we get one that makes the characters a bit more appealing to the eye at least
get ready for the "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way" mod!
>romance scene happens
>door gets kicked in
>“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!!!!!!!!!”
>it was………….. young dumbledore!
>Go to kill the goblins
>Head gobbo shouts "Rid my sight you despicable preps!"
I hope we get to bully a first year dumbledore
I hope we get to radicalize him.
So that’s why all the dark wizards in England were down to Kingsley, Angelina and Dean in the present
correct
(you) enlightened a young, impressionable Dumbledore about the danger of minorities and he took it to heart
he still quotes (you) almost a hundred years later
How come you guys don't just stay on twitter? Do the based apu frens not give you enough likes any more?
If there's a truly evil route I'm going to make an asian guy with spiky hair and red eyes and specialize in fire and lightning magic
I hope we get a scary or spooky level/sidequest
>Haunted Hogsmeade
>Playstation exclusive
There's a timed exclusive quest for PS4 and 5 called Haunted Hogsmeade that looks like it's meant to be spooky/unnerving.
It's unfortunate but it seems to be the only israeli decision in this game thus far.
if it's timed exclusive i don't mind, hope we get it soon too
One year.
>Early Access for the deluxe edition
>30 different pre-order exclusives exclusive to each other
>Wanting to link accounts to give you more cosmetics
>2 DENUVO instances on top of each other
Access for the deluxe edition
This is israeli but fairly innocuous
>>30 different pre-order exclusives exclusive to each other
Yeah you got me there
to link accounts to give you more cosmetics
for free, and it's actually a good decision. 90% of the people playing this game are self-inserting shounen anime fans and this makes the experience seem marginally more bespoke
>>2 DENUVO instances on top of each other
I'm not sure an aggressive (oppressive, really) anti-piracy measure counts.
>2x Denuvo
source?
The steam page
to link accounts to give you more cosmetics
Elaborate
They want you to have a Pottermore and WB game account so you get one more company knowing your data. It's minor but israeli.
Is there a pc port of Merula game?
the mobile "gameplay" is killing me
Yeah check the vg thread
We're only a few weeks away and no good hands on gameplay with youtubers. This isn't a good sign. They are hiding shit so bad it's not funny.
They already revealed how empty the game world is in their official footage. Imagine making this comfy as shit castle and then just putting collectibles in it.
>bro we're only a few weeks away and my favorite influencers haven't told me it's good enough to buy. Shit's not cash OR bussin
He's not wrong though.
There's barely any gameplay and it's less than a month from release.
so why did all the trannies go apeshit over the game?
JK said on twitter that trans "women" aren't real women.
That's it.
yeah but game will still have body types and trannies in hogwarts or nah?
correct and they fired the one guy who talked about gamergate in 2013 but it's never enough for trannies.
Also don't forget this is a universe where you could just brew a potion to change your gender
She didn't even say that and has a massive response on how she respects trans women and they still want her hanged soley because she wants women only spaces and phrases like birthing person to not exist
This is why.
a twitter screencap for ants?
Shit, sorry I rolled 0 int
>the ENTIRE controversy is some tweets from 3 years ago
no it isnt lol
It is.
Will there be Polyjuice mechanics?
Well Ganker?
Goodbye Hufflebros