HOLY FRICKING SHIT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN YOU JUST LET ME PLAY THE FRICKING GAME

HOLY FRICKING SHIT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN YOU JUST LET ME PLAY THE FRICKING GAME

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    me when I play usum

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All i wanted was a buneary from route 1 and the intro took 40 minutes….

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And this right here is why I never replay gen 5, it's so fricking annoying to be stopped every 2 seconds to listen to pointless inane babble.

      USUM are even worse about it to the point that gen 7 is the only gen I started playing that I never bothered finishing.

      It's funny how people complain about this in BW but I never see anyone whine about Barry in DP or May/Brendan in RSE. Despite the fact that they interrupt you often too.

      Barry doesn't show up nearly as often, you run into cheren and bianca like 4 times before you even leave the second town. It's pure cancer.

      May/Brendan are around even less.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      me when i play you

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how people complain about this in BW but I never see anyone whine about Barry in DP or May/Brendan in RSE. Despite the fact that they interrupt you often too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're delusional

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how is he exactly
        he isnt wrong
        not to mention its way worse in gen 6

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          bianca and cheren have a combined number of 12 battles, if you add N, then it's 16
          RSE: 7 (2 optional)
          DPPt: 5
          as for your second point *farts*

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            rse also is have wally
            dp stat trainers and dawn/lucas friend

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >rse also is have wally
              I counted him
              >Brendan/may: 5 (2 optional)
              >Wally: 2
              >dp stat trainers and dawn/lucas friend
              Dawn/Lucas never fight you, and you have to go out your way to see 4 of the stat trainers (iron island is optional right?)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The stat trainers are in the fricking Battle Zone, which is postgame. Unovasharts are fricking deranged.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tbh RSE didn’t have enough counterpart fights
            You never see the counterpart’s starter fully evolved
            Also why the frick did they give the rivals level up learnsets, this is moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this

        Hello, OP.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You wish.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its only bad when Unova does it because Genwunners are malding that they has to use new Pokemon in a new region.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't speak for the rest, but Barry was fun because he was at least a challenge (moderate, but a challenge), almost like Gary, but the rest of the rivals are so easy that it's just boring to face them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In this game there's two of them and they both are pathetically easy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really don't, though people call Barry annoying he doesn't chat with you as much as the rivals of later gens, Barry is absent for all of Floaroma town for example.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean like how Bianca doesn’t appear in Striaton and Mistralton? Like how Cheren doesn’t appear in Castelia, Nimbasa, Mistralton, and Opelucid?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't interact with one of them you will likely be interacting with the other.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just like how you interact with Dawn/Lucas instead of Barry. Got it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello marioipod

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking liar, neither Brendan/May or Barry interrupt you anywhere near as much as Cheren and Bianca do.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fricking liar
        average bort

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brendan/May and Barry never interrupt you like gen 5+ rivals and npcs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you actually quantify this? It’d make what you’re saying into an actual argument instead of shitflinging.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      May is basically non-existent in RSE, there's like two encounters in the entire fricking game. It's ORAS that has them talk to you every 10 seconds.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOO YOU CAN'T POINT OUT THAT EARLIER GENS HAD THE SAME PROBLEMS! YOU HAVE TO HATE GEN 5 SPECIFICALLY!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >EARLIER GENS HAD THE SAME PROBLEMS
        They factually don't.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barry actually matures throughout the story, though discucks don't realize that Cheren and Bianca also do that because they're too busy seething about people realizing they were wrong about Gen 5 when it first released.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cheren and Bianca also do that
        They go from stupid to slightly less stupid. Using walls of text to convey that doesn't make it any more deep, just more tedious.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't interrrupt you nearly as often and Hoenn and Sinnoh are better designed regions that aren't just straight lines. When you have a lot of areas to explore, you can excuse a cutscene every 2 or 3 hours. When you have to follow a railroaded straight line for the entire game, then an interruption every time you get to a new area gets old quick.

      me when I play usum

      Gen 7 is probably the biggest offender of this but gen 5 is right there at number two. Coincidentally a lot of these fanbases overlap because of storygays, even though the story for both these games is dogshit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        XY was worse than BW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't interrupt you every town in DP or RSE, and considering you have to deal with N showing up every other second too, it adds up. Basically having a Lillie spread across three characters.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are literally enormous gaps between meetings with rivals in gen 3 and 4, in BW you get interupted multiple times between every gym badge.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It started to get worse with HG/SS.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Farts in your face

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hilda would get revenge if she did that

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Discord post

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >battling isn't playing the game
    dumb discordschizo

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    discord thread

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're sayingthis about the wrong gen
    Say this about SwoShit

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    battling is playing the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and being interrupted to mash A through shitty dialogue isn't

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that is also playing the game by exploreBlack person standards

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no it isn't, you are an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mad exploreBlack person
            keep mashing A on those wild mon battles and repel text boxes lmao

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No encounter in a game about exploration should ever wretch control from the player for any reason. It should be like Oblivion story sequences where I can jump around autistically if I want while it continues.

    Your story is inherently bad if you force someone to pay attention to it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unova
      >about exploration

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICKING SHIT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN YOU JUST LET ME PLAY THE FRICKING GAME

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How were you supposed to know to head north towards the tall grass?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [ ! ]

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear I've seen this same exact thread before..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know too much.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch out, ~~*they*~~ will report you.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BW are the first games to desperately try to make you like the rivals and establish a bond with them and this accomplished nothing but making me hate these two b***hes.
    The lack of cutscenes makes it even worse in my opinion, it's just wall of texts to smash A through, both Cheren and Bianca interactions are so milked and get repetitive extremely soon. The battles just become a chore too, nothing interesting or even meaningful about them.
    At least with cutscenes I have a little scene to look at while smashing A and not caring about dialogue.

    Usually I don't mind dialogue, but Cheren and Bianca, and honestly most of BW progression in general, are handled so poorly with so much fricking text which gets extremely repetitive or is just plain verbose for the sake of it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BW are just much more plot focused than the games before them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but I still think they could've cut down a bit on Cheren and Bianca interactions, since there already was a plot focus on N and Ghetsis.
        It'd have made the game feel less like a chore.
        Gen5 basically has Gen7's same problem but I personally still enjoyed Gen7 a little more thanks to the cutscenes bringing the scenes truly to life beyond text, somehow.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and that's a bad thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like every single game after gen 5. And cutscenes don't make constantly getting interrupted better. I had to drop Sun and Moon because it stopped me every 15 minutes so Lillie or that brown boy could tell me something I didn't give a shit about.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And cutscenes don't make constantly getting interrupted better.

        That's very subjective. I do prefer it with cutscenes because at least I have something to look at, but I get not finding any "relief"from that. I hated how Gen7 constantly forced me to go at a set narrative pace rather than my own, but I did find myself a little more interested to each scene thanks to the visuals.
        You do you, it's a very personal preference.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That sounds like every single game after gen 5.
        no, it sounds like every single game including gen 5 and later. seriously, im replaying B2W2 right now and i keep getting interrupted for npc bullshit. im only 2 badges in and ive had gameplay interrupted for dialog dumps from 2 rivals, 2 champions, some drama with a gym leader's dad, and some other shit i just dont care about

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >STOP TELLING ME A STORY IN A JRPG
    pokémon fans really just do NOT play other games

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >press a 5 times
    >cutscene is over
    >Galar, Alola and Paldea: 60+ hours of cutscenes
    Discordtrannies... we keep losing...

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread done. Blacklist my username so this site doesn't come up in searches for it. I am so done with Ganker.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, Mr. Anonymous. See you tomorrow.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RPG HAS A STORY???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story shouldn't get in the way of the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It should, otherwise you get a story that's out of order and makes little sense unless you explore every plot related place in order

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unova """rivals"""

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worst offender is Hugh.
      He wanted the ultimate weapon to crush team Plasma, not a rival.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bw rivals are respectful, can take losses like adults, and support you because they're still your friends
      >previous rivals storm off like little pussy b***hes
      common unova W

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