holy kino

holy kino

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >john wick
    those movies fucking suck. another video game turd confirmed. and that keanu samurai movie was fucking awful.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh now they dont replace them with raceswaps huh

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope sony switches completely to film production and stop poisoning video game industry.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't the worst idea
      >GoT movie does great
      >Sony sells off their dying Marvel IP's
      >Make movies out of their games (don't cry they were movies in their own right anyways)
      >Sony leaves the gaming space, takes all their chud shit with them, and create a power vacuum (chaos leads to change)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        people have been saying sony is going to step out of the console market for two decades now.
        I find it amazing you people keep repeating it while getting it wrong every time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        vidya is the only thing that makes sony any money at all, you have to be beyond retarded to genuinely think they would ever choose to stop making them.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thought Sony would have wanted Tom Cruise

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So is this movie any good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked it then again I watched it right when samurai warriors 1 was coming out so I was very hyped for it.

          Ok thanks bros I've been meaning to check it out anyway

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have a great time, anon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked it then again I watched it right when samurai warriors 1 was coming out so I was very hyped for it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it's bad, literally made from salty tokugawa tears

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Its very good. https://youtu.be/P93JhrkedV0

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        YES

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's fantastic, and still carries the tears of hyper liberals thinking tom cruise is the last samurai, never knowing the last samurai is moritsugu katsumoto, because they never watched it. you know, same as it ever was.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Glorifying an old archaic shitty system from a established ruling government that dates back to the fucking sengoku era is what liberals don't like about it. The movie is literal salty muhhh samurai wahhh muh meiji restoration noooo Custer's last stand. It's just posturing bullshit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            liberals don't know anything about japan. last time the tried to speak for japan, they complained about a white guy playing a wood flute, not knowing the guy was a shakuhachi master, trained by the oldest master in japan. being liberal requires very low intelligence.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i found it boring but it features pure White male + Japanese Female relationship

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's hilarious, but bad.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tom Cruise has never been on an objectively bad movie.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The mummy 2017

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's subjective bad, not objectively bad.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That movie along with Dracula Untold are unsung fantastic movies. Especially Dracula, love that movie.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you like retarded action stuff yes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's good the first time, but it's not a movie you'll want to watch again

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a documentary.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's garbage, and the source of 99% of the modern myths about Samurai and Japanese culture. In the same vein that the good the fag and the cuckly is the source of spreading 99% of the exaggerated fantasy fiction about "the wild west".

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bad post

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty good.

        I might rewatch it now actually.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cool I guess. When the fuck is John Wick 4? The third one was basically ruined by Halle Berry.

        It's forgettable.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >based on true story of a real white guy
      fuckin tard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is Tom Cruise's best movie tbh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So is this movie any good

      >Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He was raised in Japan
        I thought he all about Chinese martial arts? Which is it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aikido, which Seagal has a blackbelt for, is Japanese.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Flops

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fully Japanese cast
    I highly doubt it. They'll probably just get some schmups Americans know like Ken Watanabe, Karen Fukuhara and Hiroyuki Sanada.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Karen Fukuhara
      my heartpenis approves at least

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ken Watanabe would be really good as Shimura but still...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Schmups
      I don't think Raiden and Ikaruga can play any of the roles, but if they can make a thrilling story out of an arcade machine, I'd buy tickets

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hiroyuki Sanada is the japanese guy of every fucking hollywood movie these days so he's pretty much confirmed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hiroyuki Sanada
      He's pretty based though.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >suddenly diversity is bad

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >japanese cast
    they'll end up being mostly koreans and chinese, just watch

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>they'll end up being mostly koreans and chinese, just watch

      will be an improvement from what we currently have

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mongolians
    >japanese
    what

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reality is healing.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool but why not get a japanese director you racist chuds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ummmm, but why isn't the director Japanese?

      Japan forgot how to direct action outside of animation after Kurosawa died

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing about Ran is action though?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the hell constitutes an action film for you?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The entire fucking movie is about the father bickering with his retarded sons who are power hungry and it's mostly drama. Literally that entire trailer has almost every "fight" from the movie.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        13 Assassins

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should get the actors who face capped and voice acted the characters in the game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the guy who was Ghengis Kahn in the Night at the Museum movies actually played Khotun Kahn in the game
      Always amuses me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would be possible for all characters except Lord Shimura. They made the face model/va a lot older looking in the game than he is in real life.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We're getting a Ghost of Shitshima movie instead of Nioh the movie
    The hell? That game was literally already a movie to begin with

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd actually like to see something about William Adams be made, but having a white guy paling it up with the Shogun of Japan would trigger too many people.
      Suuure, it's fine to simp and make content for that one African slave Nobunaga kept as a court novelty, but God help you if you if you try to do the same for the European sailor who helped open English/Dutch trading with the Japan's and modernize their navy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >helped
        Didn't they do that forcefully under threat of war?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was before the whole "we shelled your harbor" thing in the 1800s. Adams was in the 1600s, just after the war states period ended.
          He basically helped knock the Portuguese out of Japan by convincing the Shogun that protestants loved money more than trying to convert people. After that, he was more or less imprisoned in japan for the rest of his life, given a formal title and land, and force to make boats until he died.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That french guy who went to burma needs a movie more

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Port the game to PC instead

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ask again closer to the movie and sequel releases

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dont you ever get tired of begging for ports?

      https://i.imgur.com/8Q8CoQY.png

      holy kino

      Based, first time i go into a cinema since 10 years

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they better not make an english dub.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >collider
    are those guys still around?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake low t soccer mom laugh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the guy had a twitch, he laughs like that in there too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck this is somehow worse than harry trying to convince producers to hire megan and her cutting him off to talk to them herself

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ummmm, but why isn't the director Japanese?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're making a movie for westerners

      How is it that the nips can admit that ghost of tsushima is a good game but anons on Ganker cant?

      Japs literally like everything. You do know Last of Us Part 2 did extremely well in Japan right, stop holding random salarymen you don't know in such high regard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      While we are at it only Japanese people can be working the camera, sound, editing and the test screening audiences.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is it that the nips can admit that ghost of tsushima is a good game but anons on Ganker cant?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nips have shit taste in media.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >admit that ghost of tsushima is a good game
      It's a Ubisoft open-world game but in Japan. Not really a good game, bro.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese consumers have astoundingly shit taste for some reason.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nippon is based and the west is bad until I arbitrarily decide it isn't
      t. average 4chin weeb

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get it, isn’t Ghost of Tsushima already a movie?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it has actual gameplay, the stance fight system for different enemies is actualy fun, not that you would know what i'm talking about because most of you gays her never played the game.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking lmao
        Play Nioh seething snoy gay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I played and enjoyed both of them. Grow up m8.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i did, i liked it.
          Maybe get your head out of your own ass and dont be such a hatefull contrarian piece of shit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm impressed your puny fucking mind was able to enjoy kino like Nioh. Ghost of Shitshima is literally for small brains who basedjak over Akira Kurosawa despite the game being nothing like any of his movies.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              great bait, you deserve a (you)

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. The one thing I hated about GoT is that everyone speaks, acts and moves like an american. Ruins the immersion for me

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when videogames weren't full of pedowood garden gnomes and leftists everywhere. The irony is pedowood's actors still consider doing vidya beneath them, the death of a career. So instead they're all on conveyor belt capeshit that barely makes half of what the vidya industry does.

    Ayyy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon one of the all time classic game devs is fucking LUCASARTS, hollywood has always been linked to vidya even in it's infancy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        1st of all "anon" is not a substitution for a username you infantile r*ddit tourist.
        2nd of all, lucasarts did a couple of good games 15 years ago and that's it
        3rd and last, "It's" short for "It is" and "its" is short for "belonging to it"

        Eat shit and die, goyboy.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's sounds rad. I also don't believe it and expect this to either be an outright lie or they end up having cold feet mid production.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    White stories would never get this kind of privilege.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just turn on the fucking Nip dubs for the game. What a fucking waste of money to make a movie.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then give it to a japanese director?

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ghost got a movie before Sekiro
    It's not fucking fair

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an American directing a movie adaptation of an American game. Sekiro is too Japanese and fantastical for a movie adaptation by an American, and the Japanese seem to not care at all for film anymore. Everything is manga, anime, and video games.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That fucking asshole....doesn't he know that I would like my diversity to be represented & be known to the world??

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    when are they porting ghost to pc

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      only when the second game gets released probably.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how this is perfectly acceptable but when someone does it with whites like in the Northman the director is criticized for it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Funny" isn't the word I'd use.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe "evil" is a better word.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Shame its too early to insert a random Dutchman though, they are usually fun characters.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the director of John Wick actually speak Japanese? If not this movie is going to make no sense because the person directing the whole thing doesn’t speak the language of the movie their filming.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just use the orignal cast where you can. It's already perfect

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The English voice was superior. Japanese dub ruined several characters.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > sequel coming never

    hold me bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ty fren

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original Japanese were black.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AYO HOL UP

      SO U B SAYIN

      WE WUZ NIPPONESE N SHIET???

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Closer to native americans.

        And hairy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AYO HOL UP

      SO U B SAYIN

      WE WUZ NIPPONESE N SHIET???

      Dis shit b legit I see it onTV

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk how to feel about this
    the whole movie needs to be in black and white if so

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Watching movies
    Is this 2009?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS3 was the best console of it's gen, and if you cant realize that your part of the problem.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeh so
    >kino

    because Japan has all those amazing actors like...err...and....

    also good luck with that one because the English market is the most important movie market.

    USA is big as fuck and then you have all other English speaking countries while Anglos will be like
    >WE HATE DUBBING
    and they are also too lazy to read subtitles so yes they just fucked themselves over with it.

    Sure you GUYs will read subtitles or recommend learning Japanese but this is a numbers game and your average Joe won't read subs. I am not even American but from a marketing standpoint this is just very bad.

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