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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >john wick
    those movies fricking suck. another video game turd confirmed. and that keanu samurai movie was fricking awful.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh now they dont replace them with raceswaps huh

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope sony switches completely to film production and stop poisoning video game industry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't the worst idea
      >GoT movie does great
      >Sony sells off their dying Marvel IP's
      >Make movies out of their games (don't cry they were movies in their own right anyways)
      >Sony leaves the gaming space, takes all their troon shit with them, and create a power vacuum (chaos leads to change)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        people have been saying sony is going to step out of the console market for two decades now.
        I find it amazing you people keep repeating it while getting it wrong every time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        vidya is the only thing that makes sony any money at all, you have to be beyond moronic to genuinely think they would ever choose to stop making them.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thought Sony would have wanted Tom Cruise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So is this movie any good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I liked it then again I watched it right when samurai warriors 1 was coming out so I was very hyped for it.

          Ok thanks bros I've been meaning to check it out anyway

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Have a great time, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I liked it then again I watched it right when samurai warriors 1 was coming out so I was very hyped for it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it's bad, literally made from salty tokugawa tears

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Its very good. https://youtu.be/P93JhrkedV0

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YES

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's fantastic, and still carries the tears of hyper liberals thinking tom cruise is the last samurai, never knowing the last samurai is moritsugu katsumoto, because they never watched it. you know, same as it ever was.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Glorifying an old archaic shitty system from a established ruling government that dates back to the fricking sengoku era is what liberals don't like about it. The movie is literal salty muhhh samurai wahhh muh meiji restoration noooo Custer's last stand. It's just posturing bullshit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            liberals don't know anything about japan. last time the tried to speak for japan, they complained about a white guy playing a wood flute, not knowing the guy was a shakuhachi master, trained by the oldest master in japan. being liberal requires very low intelligence.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i found it boring but it features pure White male + Japanese Female relationship

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's hilarious, but bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tom Cruise has never been on an objectively bad movie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The mummy 2017

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's subjective bad, not objectively bad.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That movie along with Dracula Untold are unsung fantastic movies. Especially Dracula, love that movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you like moronic action stuff yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's good the first time, but it's not a movie you'll want to watch again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a documentary.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's garbage, and the source of 99% of the modern myths about Samurai and Japanese culture. In the same vein that the good the gay and the cuckly is the source of spreading 99% of the exaggerated fantasy fiction about "the wild west".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bad post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty good.

        I might rewatch it now actually.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cool I guess. When the frick is John Wick 4? The third one was basically ruined by Halle Berry.

        It's forgettable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >based on true story of a real white guy
      frickin tard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is Tom Cruise's best movie tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So is this movie any good

      >Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He was raised in Japan
        I thought he all about Chinese martial arts? Which is it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Aikido, which Seagal has a blackbelt for, is Japanese.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Flops

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fully Japanese cast
    I highly doubt it. They'll probably just get some schmups Americans know like Ken Watanabe, Karen Fukuhara and Hiroyuki Sanada.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Karen Fukuhara
      my heartpenis approves at least

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ken Watanabe would be really good as Shimura but still...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Schmups
      I don't think Raiden and Ikaruga can play any of the roles, but if they can make a thrilling story out of an arcade machine, I'd buy tickets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hiroyuki Sanada is the japanese guy of every fricking hollywood movie these days so he's pretty much confirmed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hiroyuki Sanada
      He's pretty based though.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >suddenly diversity is bad

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >japanese cast
    they'll end up being mostly koreans and chinese, just watch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>they'll end up being mostly koreans and chinese, just watch

      will be an improvement from what we currently have

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mongolians
    >japanese
    what

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reality is healing.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cool but why not get a japanese director you racist chuds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ummmm, but why isn't the director Japanese?

      Japan forgot how to direct action outside of animation after Kurosawa died

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing about Ran is action though?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What the hell constitutes an action film for you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The entire fricking movie is about the father bickering with his moronic sons who are power hungry and it's mostly drama. Literally that entire trailer has almost every "fight" from the movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        13 Assassins

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should get the actors who face capped and voice acted the characters in the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the guy who was Ghengis Kahn in the Night at the Museum movies actually played Khotun Kahn in the game
      Always amuses me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would be possible for all characters except Lord Shimura. They made the face model/va a lot older looking in the game than he is in real life.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We're getting a Ghost of Shitshima movie instead of Nioh the movie
    The hell? That game was literally already a movie to begin with

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd actually like to see something about William Adams be made, but having a white guy paling it up with the Shogun of Japan would trigger too many people.
      Suuure, it's fine to simp and make content for that one African slave Nobunaga kept as a court novelty, but God help you if you if you try to do the same for the European sailor who helped open English/Dutch trading with the Japan's and modernize their navy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >helped
        Didn't they do that forcefully under threat of war?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This was before the whole "we shelled your harbor" thing in the 1800s. Adams was in the 1600s, just after the war states period ended.
          He basically helped knock the Portuguese out of Japan by convincing the Shogun that protestants loved money more than trying to convert people. After that, he was more or less imprisoned in japan for the rest of his life, given a formal title and land, and force to make boats until he died.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That french guy who went to burma needs a movie more

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Port the game to PC instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ask again closer to the movie and sequel releases

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dont you ever get tired of begging for ports?

      https://i.imgur.com/8Q8CoQY.png

      holy kino

      Based, first time i go into a cinema since 10 years

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they better not make an english dub.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >collider
    are those guys still around?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fake low t soccer mom laugh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the guy had a twitch, he laughs like that in there too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick this is somehow worse than harry trying to convince producers to hire megan and her cutting him off to talk to them herself

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ummmm, but why isn't the director Japanese?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're making a movie for westerners

      How is it that the nips can admit that ghost of tsushima is a good game but anons on Ganker cant?

      Japs literally like everything. You do know Last of Us Part 2 did extremely well in Japan right, stop holding random salarymen you don't know in such high regard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      While we are at it only Japanese people can be working the camera, sound, editing and the test screening audiences.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is it that the nips can admit that ghost of tsushima is a good game but anons on Ganker cant?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nips have shit taste in media.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >admit that ghost of tsushima is a good game
      It's a Ubisoft open-world game but in Japan. Not really a good game, bro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese consumers have astoundingly shit taste for some reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nippon is based and the west is bad until I arbitrarily decide it isn't
      t. average 4chin weeb

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get it, isn’t Ghost of Tsushima already a movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it has actual gameplay, the stance fight system for different enemies is actualy fun, not that you would know what i'm talking about because most of you homosexuals her never played the game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking lmao
        Play Nioh seething snoy homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I played and enjoyed both of them. Grow up m8.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i did, i liked it.
          Maybe get your head out of your own ass and dont be such a hatefull contrarian piece of shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm impressed your puny fricking mind was able to enjoy kino like Nioh. Ghost of Shitshima is literally for small brains who basedjak over Akira Kurosawa despite the game being nothing like any of his movies.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              great bait, you deserve a (you)

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good. The one thing I hated about GoT is that everyone speaks, acts and moves like an american. Ruins the immersion for me

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when videogames weren't full of pedowood israelites and leftists everywhere. The irony is pedowood's actors still consider doing vidya beneath them, the death of a career. So instead they're all on conveyor belt capeshit that barely makes half of what the vidya industry does.

    Ayyy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon one of the all time classic game devs is fricking LUCASARTS, hollywood has always been linked to vidya even in it's infancy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        1st of all "anon" is not a substitution for a username you infantile r*ddit tourist.
        2nd of all, lucasarts did a couple of good games 15 years ago and that's it
        3rd and last, "It's" short for "It is" and "its" is short for "belonging to it"

        Eat shit and die, goyboy.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's sounds rad. I also don't believe it and expect this to either be an outright lie or they end up having cold feet mid production.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White stories would never get this kind of privilege.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just turn on the fricking Nip dubs for the game. What a fricking waste of money to make a movie.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Then give it to a japanese director?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ghost got a movie before Sekiro
    It's not fricking fair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's an American directing a movie adaptation of an American game. Sekiro is too Japanese and fantastical for a movie adaptation by an American, and the Japanese seem to not care at all for film anymore. Everything is manga, anime, and video games.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That fricking butthole....doesn't he know that I would like my diversity to be represented & be known to the world??

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when are they porting ghost to pc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only when the second game gets released probably.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how this is perfectly acceptable but when someone does it with whites like in the Northman the director is criticized for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Funny" isn't the word I'd use.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe "evil" is a better word.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Shame its too early to insert a random Dutchman though, they are usually fun characters.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does the director of John Wick actually speak Japanese? If not this movie is going to make no sense because the person directing the whole thing doesn’t speak the language of the movie their filming.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just use the orignal cast where you can. It's already perfect

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The English voice was superior. Japanese dub ruined several characters.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > sequel coming never

    hold me bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ty fren

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The original Japanese were black.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AYO HOL UP

      SO U B SAYIN

      WE WUZ NIPPONESE N SHIET???

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Closer to native americans.

        And hairy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AYO HOL UP

      SO U B SAYIN

      WE WUZ NIPPONESE N SHIET???

      Dis shit b legit I see it onTV

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idk how to feel about this
    the whole movie needs to be in black and white if so

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Watching movies
    Is this 2009?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PS3 was the best console of it's gen, and if you cant realize that your part of the problem.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeh so
    >kino

    because Japan has all those amazing actors like...err...and....

    also good luck with that one because the English market is the most important movie market.

    USA is big as frick and then you have all other English speaking countries while Anglos will be like
    >WE HATE DUBBING
    and they are also too lazy to read subtitles so yes they just fricked themselves over with it.

    Sure you GUYs will read subtitles or recommend learning Japanese but this is a numbers game and your average Joe won't read subs. I am not even American but from a marketing standpoint this is just very bad.

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