HOLY SHIT

It's literally just Wario Land!

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And that' a bad thing... why?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and that's why I love it!

      UHH, no, sweatdrops, it's wario land but good

      I should've mentioned I fricking loved paying Wario Land 4 as a kid. I just couldn't stop laughing when I saw Pizza Tower gameplay though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Except with "bad on purpose" "punk" graphics.

      Because the wario games already exist. Multiple of them. And they are better games.
      People should be making new games, not ripping off shit from 40 years ago.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/QvnfNI5.jpeg

        It's literally just Wario Land!

        the only Wario game it's even remotely close to is Wario Land 4, and Pizza Tower has a way higher emphasis on speedy gameplay compared to that game.
        It definitely took inspiration from it, but they're very different in terms of moment to moment gameplay.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >they are better games
        lmao no not majority of them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        there has not been a new warioland in sixteen fricking years
        I don't care if this is a literal asset swap I want something fricking new already

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >pixel art is "bad on purpose"
        lol? lmao? I don't know if I should be laughing or not.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, and that's why I love it!

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    UHH, no, sweatdrops, it's wario land but good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's the first Wario Land game made in 16 years. 🙁

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, it's kind of it's own thing.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I decided to buy Frogun instead of Pizza Tower and I kind of regretted it. Frogun isn't bad, but it's being pretty bland as an experience for me, even when I'm doing the speedruns. You can tell that Pizza Tower flows much better from the gameplay videos and has more things to take into account while playing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bro fell for the dickygger shilling

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I actually discovered the game because of a webm that someone posted here, but it's the kind of thing I love to play, so it's not like it's a big problem. I just didn't think the game had much depth. I think it needed a level editor or something.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    pizza

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >wario land that is hyper focused on speedrunning and gimmicky levels
    pass

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Is the best track in the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's this banger:

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza Tower is the same as the myriad of all those other "Inspired by [beloved game from the 90s/00s]!" imitations in that it apes extremely superficial elements from the source material but bastardizes it so it can appeal to speedrunner shitters. Wario Land was so much more about the puzzles than people remember, but PT only cares about the mobility and the repetition. And of course making the art style intentionally sO wAcKy for maximum e-celeb appeal.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      okay but its still awesome. dont be mad.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely. Warioland mixes cool platforming with puzzle solving with action with exploration. Pizza tower feels like a speedrun game that you play for time attacks without the elements that made wario cool.
      Game has (very) great aesthetics and music but it's no warioland.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Warioland mixes cool platforming with puzzle solving with action with exploration. Pizza tower feels like a speedrun game that you play for time attacks without the elements that made wario cool.
        Factually correct.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because mixing puzzles with action is something indie devs can't do because it requires talent and experience. So they go for the low hanging superficial fruit when they make their "love letters" to older, superior games.
        It's all so tiresome.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >homages the game the author loves but is also its own thing instead of a clone
      what's the issue

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When will morons realize PT is more a Sonic game than it is WL. The WL elements are mostly from escapes, and the characters.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Where are the psychic and alt routes? Where the shit that makes Sonic Sonic dipshit?

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wario Land for Sonic brainlets that cannot fathom exploration

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More like Sowario

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i dun ged id

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sonic + Wario
          also is a reference to a old bootleg nes game called somari

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    whats even going on with wario

    he wasnt in the mario movie, merch collabs like lego or any nintendo theme parks

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's more like sonic but with a guy and audio that's kind of like warioland

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >make an indie game that's a clone of a game you like
    >"why would I play this when the better game already exists"

    >make an indie game that's inspired by the game you like but with its own unique spin
    >"this is nothing like the game it's inspired from therefore it sucks"

    You literally cannot win with anti-indiegays.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You win by ignoring them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out there's more than one person with different preferences.
      I'd be more than fine with a Warioland clone that actually feels like a Warioland game, as long as it's good and doesn't feel like a cheap indie game.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the marketing budget to troony Tower finally ran out. Shills had threads up 24/7 for months until devs ran out of funding.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This game is so shit. You‘re supposed to go fast but you can‘t even react to what‘s infront of you when going fast

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      im too old for this shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      im too old for this shit

      Lmao you suck at kids games.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you suck

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          TAKE THAT BACK

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            sorry i was just mad.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's okay. Anger clouds the judgment of the best of us.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As long as you don't have the reflexes and eye-to-hand coordination of a turtle, you should be able to play just fine. Unless of course, you do, in which case I'm amazed you're able to type in the first place.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You cannot get high ranks unless you have great reflexes or you memorize levels which is shit game design

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Unlike Sanic you can kill enemies by running into them so the only issue is accidentally running up walls.

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