We were never "bros" with reddit, we just didn't give a shit about them. Our beef was with sites like funnyjunk and 9gag stealing, reposting, and taking credit for OC and memes that originated here. Even "reddit spacing" is a relatively new forced meme from newfags trying to fit in despite that formatting having been used on this site since its inception.
>Our beef was with sites like funnyjunk and 9gag stealing, reposting, and taking credit for OC and memes that originated here.
Oh no! They're stealing my updoots!
I can't believe there are still hambeasts whining about this. Who cares?
>We got my son therapy but he refused to engage with the therapist, calling him a “sand moron” and “pajeet” and “terrorist”. His next therapist was a “chad”, so he didn’t relate to that either.
>There was a sketchbook containing graphic drawings of my son violently raping different women and keeping little girls chained up in some kind of sex dungeon.
It's not that people "don't realize"
It's that Reddit and Ganker have so much crossover that people simply don't need to point it out.
These days, Ganker is just Reddit's dumping ground when they're feeling a bit edgy and want to say morongay without being banned or stalked on Twitter.
The am I the asshole sub is full of that, too. It's funny when it's clearly a 14 year old trying to larp as an adult because they blatantly don't understand things like having a job and they give themselves away
I used to snipe women's kneecaps in Postal 2 so they'd be on the ground crawling away, then walk up to them, douse them with gasoline and set them one fire, let them burn just long enough to get the charred corpse texture while still alive and then put the fire out with my piss, then knock their head off with a shovel and try to bounce it off the walls and keep it in the air as long as possible
I still enjoy it because it's chuuni as fuck when you do it right. Most of it is worthless moral posturing, but if you're just having fun with it, it's a style that can really never go old.
You have to do it unironically though, or the spirit is lost.
NTA but I fucking hate when my boss ends all of his messages with ellipses. It gives a feeling of dissatisfaction with the person he's talking to even when he clearly doesn't mean that.
I like using ellipses because it makes midwits and low IQ think I feel superior to them even if I don't actually think that way. They get really upset for some reason...
Before Sims my little sister played HoMM 2 with editor (after I showed her editor) like sand box game. She made maps, with continents filled with all riches for herself, for enemy heroes barren rock prison islands.
And then played game goofing around and looking how enemy heroes run around their islands
man wtf wasn't reddit supposed to die a couple of weeks ago? why are there still reddit screencap threads?
twitter too baka, can't fuckin trust these damn doomposters
>man wtf wasn't reddit supposed to die a couple of weeks ago?
It was a chud janny rebellion to save 3rd party reddit-viewing apps. There was never any chance of reddit going down. The only thing at stake was whether or not they would keep their ability to be jannies while on their phones in the shitter.
I used to disable ships in freespace but not destroy them, so the pilot would just have to sit there thinking about how he was going to die and there was nothing he could do.
>if people knew what girls and women do to their sims families they would realise they have just as much potential for evil as men
The fact that this is an unironic sentence is why I'm hoping for a WWIII, gay fucking planet.
Age of consent is a gnomish psyop. For all of human history dickywives were the natural order of things. It's only the last 100 years everything was ruined.
Why is it now acceptable to screenshot a post on Reddit, Twitter or the Steam forums and slap it on Ganker as a new thread adding absolutely zero extra input?
how do parents experience shit like this and not realize they're to blame for behaviour like this to foster in the first place? I can't imagine being a parent honestly, I'd go insane from overthinking how I should raise my child
I‘d congratulate my daughter for being an irl shitposter, if she did that. She has what it takes to be a pretty food funposter on Ganker later in life,
The average person is hesitant to admit that the choices they make that lead to negative consequences are mostly faults on their own. It's easier to blame others.
That's why fighting games outside of casualbait ones like Mortal Kombat and "Smash Bros" are niche generes and multiplayer shooters are much more populated. Because when you lose in the latter, it's easier to blame your team as you can see their score in the end.
so she used logic and..somehow it worked in a game?
wait till she is 20 and logic doesn't apply to vidya because creativty will get so fun no game will ever fill that void
My nephew thought of the slug punishment, whereby you remove a man’s limbs and then throw him in a dark cold pit full of slugs, so the limbless punishee has to sustain himself on only slugs as he wringles around in the dark, kids be fucked up sometimes.
The zoomers have found Oblivion
That sounds like an exercise in creative writing.
how tf do people not realize that most of the juicy reddit posts are either made on throwaways or made up?
here’s one i saw earlier. it got 60,000 upvotes lol
https://reddit.com/r/self/s/NmqAp21IyZ
>Linking r*dd*t
>zoomers unironically browse reddit
have a nice day.
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
I cant believe redditors are buying this
>I cant believe redditors are buying this
Top comments: "this is some top tier bait", "crock of shit"
I think most of them don't actually buy it.
But the post itself has 60k so that must mean there are 60k more people who believe it than those who don't.
Based. Getting the newfags upset. They don't know we used to be bros with reddit.
We were never "bros" with reddit, we just didn't give a shit about them. Our beef was with sites like funnyjunk and 9gag stealing, reposting, and taking credit for OC and memes that originated here. Even "reddit spacing" is a relatively new forced meme from newfags trying to fit in despite that formatting having been used on this site since its inception.
>Our beef was with sites like funnyjunk and 9gag stealing, reposting, and taking credit for OC and memes that originated here.
Oh no! They're stealing my updoots!
I can't believe there are still hambeasts whining about this. Who cares?
>unironic reddit lurker
>We got my son therapy but he refused to engage with the therapist, calling him a “sand moron” and “pajeet” and “terrorist”. His next therapist was a “chad”, so he didn’t relate to that either.
who the fuck has time to read all that shit
>There was a sketchbook containing graphic drawings of my son violently raping different women and keeping little girls chained up in some kind of sex dungeon.
I guarantee this is someone from Ganker
It's literally about me.
Always funny when redditors out themselves by crying about reddit in here
It's not that people "don't realize"
It's that Reddit and Ganker have so much crossover that people simply don't need to point it out.
These days, Ganker is just Reddit's dumping ground when they're feeling a bit edgy and want to say morongay without being banned or stalked on Twitter.
I mean, most of the stuff I post here is made up as well, I assume everyone else is also just riffing with me
Just like most things on here and any other social site
The am I the asshole sub is full of that, too. It's funny when it's clearly a 14 year old trying to larp as an adult because they blatantly don't understand things like having a job and they give themselves away
>reddit
go back
Then Abraham Lincoln gave her 500 dollars
I used to snipe women's kneecaps in Postal 2 so they'd be on the ground crawling away, then walk up to them, douse them with gasoline and set them one fire, let them burn just long enough to get the charred corpse texture while still alive and then put the fire out with my piss, then knock their head off with a shovel and try to bounce it off the walls and keep it in the air as long as possible
Postal 2 had kneecaps to shoot? Was that really a thing? I don't remember that at all.
Kind of believable, i did much worse in older GTA games, i don't remember the creative process behind it though
>Master mage
It's pretty pointless to have a "role" in Skyrim since you can be max all skills in one character.
Ending your sentence with ellipses is the most pretentious shit.
It's worse when they use multiple...in a single sentence...like this...
Gen X and boomers (actual boomers not meme millenials) love writing like this on the Internet.
because it used to be taught in english classes
I still enjoy it because it's chuuni as fuck when you do it right. Most of it is worthless moral posturing, but if you're just having fun with it, it's a style that can really never go old.
You have to do it unironically though, or the spirit is lost.
"Ellipses are pretentious" a hot new concept straight from the zoomer brain bank, fucking retarded unfortunately but it's something
NTA but I fucking hate when my boss ends all of his messages with ellipses. It gives a feeling of dissatisfaction with the person he's talking to even when he clearly doesn't mean that.
redditbros... how do we respond to this... without sounding mad...
I like using ellipses because it makes midwits and low IQ think I feel superior to them even if I don't actually think that way. They get really upset for some reason...
Not as pretentious as knowing they're called ellipsis instead of saying "le three dots". Using latinate words is the sign of the over-educated.
I'm not reading a reddit post.
Genuine psychopath behavior, anyone doing this should be forced into monitoring and if they don't improve then mental facilities.
Oh come on it's a video game you freak
Before Sims my little sister played HoMM 2 with editor (after I showed her editor) like sand box game. She made maps, with continents filled with all riches for herself, for enemy heroes barren rock prison islands.
And then played game goofing around and looking how enemy heroes run around their islands
That's what I used to do with Age of Empires 2 Scenario Editor inbetween bouts of 50 Elephants vs. 100 men-at-arms.
>She made maps, with continents filled with all riches for herself, for enemy heroes barren rock prison islands.
insanely based
Chat GPT write me something to farm upvotes on my circlejerk
>oh my did she just heckin do that!?! t-thats so cruel!!!
How is a 8 year old girl less of a wimp than a grown adult man lmao
when girls grow up they stop being honest but they are still devils from the inside
i guarantee an asian or half asian typed this. i don’t know how it’s so obvious but it is
The ghost of the Supreme gentleman
Thats girls name? Albert Einstein
That girl's species? Little monkeh fella.
Another made up story on Redit for easy upvotes.
At least in this shithole anons are not as gullible.
>fake twitter screencap
>guaranteed 400 replies
Yeah right
I used to do this when playing as a vampire. Paralyze the leader of the Dawnguard then fear him and throw him around in in vl form.
Never be in a room alone with her.
She'll molest you sexually and blackmail you into submission by threateaning to accuse you of molesting her.
man wtf wasn't reddit supposed to die a couple of weeks ago? why are there still reddit screencap threads?
twitter too baka, can't fuckin trust these damn doomposters
>wasn't reddit supposed to die a couple of weeks ago
2 more weeks, trust the plan
>man wtf wasn't reddit supposed to die a couple of weeks ago?
It was a chud janny rebellion to save 3rd party reddit-viewing apps. There was never any chance of reddit going down. The only thing at stake was whether or not they would keep their ability to be jannies while on their phones in the shitter.
Sounds like one of my childrearing events in CK3.
>reddit screencap threads
>twitter screencap threads
I'm so fucking tired, can't even filter them.
I used to disable ships in freespace but not destroy them, so the pilot would just have to sit there thinking about how he was going to die and there was nothing he could do.
Based e-boi
if it was 2005 again this would be the first comment. i miss the good old days.
if people knew what girls and women do to their sims families they would realise they have just as much potential for evil as men
men just act out violently more because of testosterone, the root of human malice is the same
>if people knew what girls and women do to their sims families they would realise they have just as much potential for evil as men
The fact that this is an unironic sentence is why I'm hoping for a WWIII, gay fucking planet.
Explain to me how an 8yo girl who acts like that isn't able to consent to sex with an adult
Seek professional help
Age of consent is a gnomish psyop. For all of human history dickywives were the natural order of things. It's only the last 100 years everything was ruined.
to kids this shit is real
explains why we loved video games so much at a young age but cant really enjoy them anymore now
>using unmodded fear spells in skyrim
bullshit
literally "kid's first power fantasy"
probably gets bullied at school or something
I only clicked this thread because I thought the thumbnail said something like"my niece masturbating"
>implying an 8-year-old knows the word "disintegrate"
Even "paralyze" is a fucking stretch.
Why is it now acceptable to screenshot a post on Reddit, Twitter or the Steam forums and slap it on Ganker as a new thread adding absolutely zero extra input?
based
how do parents experience shit like this and not realize they're to blame for behaviour like this to foster in the first place? I can't imagine being a parent honestly, I'd go insane from overthinking how I should raise my child
I‘d congratulate my daughter for being an irl shitposter, if she did that. She has what it takes to be a pretty food funposter on Ganker later in life,
no, she's a piece of shit. dont have children
The average person is hesitant to admit that the choices they make that lead to negative consequences are mostly faults on their own. It's easier to blame others.
That's why fighting games outside of casualbait ones like Mortal Kombat and "Smash Bros" are niche generes and multiplayer shooters are much more populated. Because when you lose in the latter, it's easier to blame your team as you can see their score in the end.
Why are they always exactly 8 years old in these stories?
And then everyone in tamriel clapped
Based if true. As an adult you just can't immerse yourself in a game like this.
Ganker is shit now because it's full of trash redditors
you can leave bro
Rather you gays would die out instead.
y?
hehe i dual browse my two fav sites and no i won’t go back.
>iphone
have a nice day.
>niece
>8 years old
Uuuuooooooohhhhhhhh
...is she.... HECKIN ROLEPLAYING!!??? WTF KILL THIS FUCKING ABELIST CHUD BITCH. SHE PROBABLY HAS AN INNER MONOLOGUE TOO!!!!
holy throwback batman, this pasta is older than the average Gankertard
So this guy is 100% grooming his family members.
Why are BG3 people like this.
so she used logic and..somehow it worked in a game?
wait till she is 20 and logic doesn't apply to vidya because creativty will get so fun no game will ever fill that void
My nephew thought of the slug punishment, whereby you remove a man’s limbs and then throw him in a dark cold pit full of slugs, so the limbless punishee has to sustain himself on only slugs as he wringles around in the dark, kids be fucked up sometimes.
fuck off redditmoron
kindest female alive