holy shit

holy shit

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The zoomers have found Oblivion

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That sounds like an exercise in creative writing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how tf do people not realize that most of the juicy reddit posts are either made on throwaways or made up?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        here’s one i saw earlier. it got 60,000 upvotes lol

        https://reddit.com/r/self/s/NmqAp21IyZ

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Linking r*dd*t

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomers unironically browse reddit
          have a nice day.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna fucking kill you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I cant believe redditors are buying this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I cant believe redditors are buying this
            Top comments: "this is some top tier bait", "crock of shit"
            I think most of them don't actually buy it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But the post itself has 60k so that must mean there are 60k more people who believe it than those who don't.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based. Getting the newfags upset. They don't know we used to be bros with reddit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We were never "bros" with reddit, we just didn't give a shit about them. Our beef was with sites like funnyjunk and 9gag stealing, reposting, and taking credit for OC and memes that originated here. Even "reddit spacing" is a relatively new forced meme from newfags trying to fit in despite that formatting having been used on this site since its inception.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Our beef was with sites like funnyjunk and 9gag stealing, reposting, and taking credit for OC and memes that originated here.
              Oh no! They're stealing my updoots!
              I can't believe there are still hambeasts whining about this. Who cares?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >unironic reddit lurker

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >We got my son therapy but he refused to engage with the therapist, calling him a “sand moron” and “pajeet” and “terrorist”. His next therapist was a “chad”, so he didn’t relate to that either.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who the fuck has time to read all that shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >There was a sketchbook containing graphic drawings of my son violently raping different women and keeping little girls chained up in some kind of sex dungeon.

          I guarantee this is someone from Ganker

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally about me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Always funny when redditors out themselves by crying about reddit in here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that people "don't realize"
        It's that Reddit and Ganker have so much crossover that people simply don't need to point it out.
        These days, Ganker is just Reddit's dumping ground when they're feeling a bit edgy and want to say morongay without being banned or stalked on Twitter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, most of the stuff I post here is made up as well, I assume everyone else is also just riffing with me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just like most things on here and any other social site

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The am I the asshole sub is full of that, too. It's funny when it's clearly a 14 year old trying to larp as an adult because they blatantly don't understand things like having a job and they give themselves away

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit
    go back

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Then Abraham Lincoln gave her 500 dollars

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to snipe women's kneecaps in Postal 2 so they'd be on the ground crawling away, then walk up to them, douse them with gasoline and set them one fire, let them burn just long enough to get the charred corpse texture while still alive and then put the fire out with my piss, then knock their head off with a shovel and try to bounce it off the walls and keep it in the air as long as possible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Postal 2 had kneecaps to shoot? Was that really a thing? I don't remember that at all.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of believable, i did much worse in older GTA games, i don't remember the creative process behind it though

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Master mage
    It's pretty pointless to have a "role" in Skyrim since you can be max all skills in one character.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ending your sentence with ellipses is the most pretentious shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's worse when they use multiple...in a single sentence...like this...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's worse when they use multiple...in a single sentence...like this...

      Gen X and boomers (actual boomers not meme millenials) love writing like this on the Internet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because it used to be taught in english classes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still enjoy it because it's chuuni as fuck when you do it right. Most of it is worthless moral posturing, but if you're just having fun with it, it's a style that can really never go old.
      You have to do it unironically though, or the spirit is lost.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Ellipses are pretentious" a hot new concept straight from the zoomer brain bank, fucking retarded unfortunately but it's something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but I fucking hate when my boss ends all of his messages with ellipses. It gives a feeling of dissatisfaction with the person he's talking to even when he clearly doesn't mean that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's worse when they use multiple...in a single sentence...like this...

      redditbros... how do we respond to this... without sounding mad...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like using ellipses because it makes midwits and low IQ think I feel superior to them even if I don't actually think that way. They get really upset for some reason...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not as pretentious as knowing they're called ellipsis instead of saying "le three dots". Using latinate words is the sign of the over-educated.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not reading a reddit post.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genuine psychopath behavior, anyone doing this should be forced into monitoring and if they don't improve then mental facilities.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh come on it's a video game you freak

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Before Sims my little sister played HoMM 2 with editor (after I showed her editor) like sand box game. She made maps, with continents filled with all riches for herself, for enemy heroes barren rock prison islands.
    And then played game goofing around and looking how enemy heroes run around their islands

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I used to do with Age of Empires 2 Scenario Editor inbetween bouts of 50 Elephants vs. 100 men-at-arms.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She made maps, with continents filled with all riches for herself, for enemy heroes barren rock prison islands.
      insanely based

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chat GPT write me something to farm upvotes on my circlejerk

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh my did she just heckin do that!?! t-thats so cruel!!!
    How is a 8 year old girl less of a wimp than a grown adult man lmao

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when girls grow up they stop being honest but they are still devils from the inside

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i guarantee an asian or half asian typed this. i don’t know how it’s so obvious but it is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The ghost of the Supreme gentleman

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats girls name? Albert Einstein

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That girl's species? Little monkeh fella.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another made up story on Redit for easy upvotes.
    At least in this shithole anons are not as gullible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fake twitter screencap
      >guaranteed 400 replies
      Yeah right

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to do this when playing as a vampire. Paralyze the leader of the Dawnguard then fear him and throw him around in in vl form.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never be in a room alone with her.
    She'll molest you sexually and blackmail you into submission by threateaning to accuse you of molesting her.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man wtf wasn't reddit supposed to die a couple of weeks ago? why are there still reddit screencap threads?
    twitter too baka, can't fuckin trust these damn doomposters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wasn't reddit supposed to die a couple of weeks ago
      2 more weeks, trust the plan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >man wtf wasn't reddit supposed to die a couple of weeks ago?

      It was a chud janny rebellion to save 3rd party reddit-viewing apps. There was never any chance of reddit going down. The only thing at stake was whether or not they would keep their ability to be jannies while on their phones in the shitter.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like one of my childrearing events in CK3.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit screencap threads
    >twitter screencap threads
    I'm so fucking tired, can't even filter them.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to disable ships in freespace but not destroy them, so the pilot would just have to sit there thinking about how he was going to die and there was nothing he could do.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based e-boi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if it was 2005 again this would be the first comment. i miss the good old days.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if people knew what girls and women do to their sims families they would realise they have just as much potential for evil as men

    men just act out violently more because of testosterone, the root of human malice is the same

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if people knew what girls and women do to their sims families they would realise they have just as much potential for evil as men
      The fact that this is an unironic sentence is why I'm hoping for a WWIII, gay fucking planet.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Explain to me how an 8yo girl who acts like that isn't able to consent to sex with an adult

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seek professional help

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Age of consent is a gnomish psyop. For all of human history dickywives were the natural order of things. It's only the last 100 years everything was ruined.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to kids this shit is real
    explains why we loved video games so much at a young age but cant really enjoy them anymore now

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >using unmodded fear spells in skyrim

    bullshit

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally "kid's first power fantasy"
    probably gets bullied at school or something

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only clicked this thread because I thought the thumbnail said something like"my niece masturbating"

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying an 8-year-old knows the word "disintegrate"
    Even "paralyze" is a fucking stretch.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it now acceptable to screenshot a post on Reddit, Twitter or the Steam forums and slap it on Ganker as a new thread adding absolutely zero extra input?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do parents experience shit like this and not realize they're to blame for behaviour like this to foster in the first place? I can't imagine being a parent honestly, I'd go insane from overthinking how I should raise my child

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I‘d congratulate my daughter for being an irl shitposter, if she did that. She has what it takes to be a pretty food funposter on Ganker later in life,

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, she's a piece of shit. dont have children

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The average person is hesitant to admit that the choices they make that lead to negative consequences are mostly faults on their own. It's easier to blame others.
        That's why fighting games outside of casualbait ones like Mortal Kombat and "Smash Bros" are niche generes and multiplayer shooters are much more populated. Because when you lose in the latter, it's easier to blame your team as you can see their score in the end.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they always exactly 8 years old in these stories?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And then everyone in tamriel clapped

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based if true. As an adult you just can't immerse yourself in a game like this.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is shit now because it's full of trash redditors

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can leave bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rather you gays would die out instead.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          y?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hehe i dual browse my two fav sites and no i won’t go back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >iphone
      have a nice day.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >niece
    >8 years old

    Uuuuooooooohhhhhhhh

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...is she.... HECKIN ROLEPLAYING!!??? WTF KILL THIS FUCKING ABELIST CHUD BITCH. SHE PROBABLY HAS AN INNER MONOLOGUE TOO!!!!

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy throwback batman, this pasta is older than the average Gankertard

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this guy is 100% grooming his family members.
    Why are BG3 people like this.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so she used logic and..somehow it worked in a game?
    wait till she is 20 and logic doesn't apply to vidya because creativty will get so fun no game will ever fill that void

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My nephew thought of the slug punishment, whereby you remove a man’s limbs and then throw him in a dark cold pit full of slugs, so the limbless punishee has to sustain himself on only slugs as he wringles around in the dark, kids be fucked up sometimes.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck off redditmoron

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kindest female alive

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