HOLY SHIT Ganker YOU'VE BEEN ÜBERCHARGED GET ON THE POINT

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm in the middle of reloading my rocket launcher
    >proceed to miss every single shot
    >my medic stares at me with complete disappointment and disgust
    >the enemy team kills both of us and proceeds to taunt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I swear this happens every time i play demo
      >hitting pipes left and right
      >medic has kritz
      >"charge it doc"
      >go around corner
      >miss every pipe
      >miss every sticky
      >die horribly to a crit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Remember, stickies don't miss until you detonate them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick do you miss a stickybomb, not even I choke that hard

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING, PUSSY?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow you took out 1 or 2 engy nests
    theres 10 more to go buddy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      woops nevermind, its back up to 12 nests

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHY THE FRICK DID YOU UBER ME YOU FRICKING moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      funnie glowie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >decide to do a push against a nest with a soldier as medic
      >he dies to random crocket
      >try to pocket heavy
      >backstabbed
      >enemy team coming to kick my ass
      >all I have is a random spy who knows he has a revolver, pop it rather than die
      >shoots several people dead including engi, saps his shit and proceeds to butterknife a demo stuck in a corner to death with remaining Uber
      >we both proceed to laugh at them after.
      The stock revolver is more potent than people give it credit for.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dude I'm a spy main and I love getting ubered/kritzed. I don't care if I actually accomplish anything, I just love getting the chance to go hard and pretend to be a power class for a few seconds without having to worry about shit like rotations, cloak drain, pathing, and all the other bullshit that's constantly in my head as spy.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Special needs scout is mega-mind tier.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Start prayin', boy!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >activate the charge, doctor
    spy + medic unbreakable bond of friendship will protecc team, worry not

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing Engineer
    Why did you uber me

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did shad finally fade into obscurity? haven't heard from that gay in a while or seen new art.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He went bait shit insane, doxxed himself and revealed himself to be a huge degenerate (not big surprise)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What do you mean revealed himself to be a huge degenerate? Wasn't that already obvious or was he doing hardcore shit irl?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >and revealed himself to be a huge degenerate
          Worse than what everyone already knew about the guy? Being a degenerate was kind of his thing.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHO'S UBERING ME?
    YOU DON'T UBER A SNIPER!
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get ubered as scout
    >oh god oh frick
    >nvm he popped it because everyone else died and i have 2 seconds
    can fellow scout mains confirm if this has happened to them as much as it did to me

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I AM BULLET DOCTOR

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Absolutely annihilate 9/12 of the enemy team
    >die fighting the remaining 3
    >the other 10 people on my team still don't cap
    Yep.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dustbowl-last moment

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you can't cap when you're ubered

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You play attack/defend?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          in attack/defense, there's also something to defend
          moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        even if it was blu you would still go to the point so your team could push

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >übered
    >"get on the point"
    You don't play TF2.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can't cap while ubercharged though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only stock uber you can't cap.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes I pop on people just to see what they'll do

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I exclusively uber Snipers who have their SMGs equipped.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >donks you away
    nothing personnel, lad

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cant cap when ubered IDIOT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's red so he's on defense. STUPID

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    valve really need to update the mediguns with their hidden negative stat
    >-50% skill on target when ubered

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Guy with israelite in his name calls someone a Black person
      It really was a different time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >says Black person
      >no one says anything
      Good times...

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Turbine 2-2
    >Nobody guards the intel except me and this useless frick Friendly Heavy
    >Enemy comes and killed me, the fat frick still crouching with sandvich like a moron refusing to help
    >Lost
    >Called him a useless idiot
    >Him replying with childish insults
    I fricking hate friendlies so much like you wouldn’t believe

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITS TIME TO UBER CHAIN

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NO, THAT ONE GUY WHO'S DOMINATING ME RAN IN THE OPOSITE DIRECTION OF EVERYTHING IMPORTANT AND I'M CHASING AFTER HIM.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      seeing this physically wounded me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do sprays still exist in TF2? I remember learning about Yoruichi from a spray when I was a snot nosed kid and she became one of my most fapped characters thanks to it. Meatspin gifs and other classics were pretty memorable too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not on valve servers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a shame, but if it still exists on community servers then not too bad. A bigger shame is that a feature like sprays will never exist ever again in a vidya developed by a big developer. Any spray system in future games will be sterile, boring and moderated by the dev to avoid social media backlash.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather get damage immunity from the Hand of God card in Artifact.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >uber huntsman sniper
    >he fricking wipes out the enemy team

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick you don't put that pressure on me
    *leaves match*

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*
    you were just gonna uber onto MY point without even saying hello?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >uber ready
    >my shitty internet connection thinks its the perfect time to make my ping skyrocket
    >every single time
    I hate being fricking poor

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pop uber
    >lagbot starts DDoSing the server

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sentry dead
    >Frontier Justice loaded
    LET'S DO THIS TEXAS STYLE, DOC

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick did you just ubercharge a sniper

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