HOLY SHIT GUYS NEW IRL UPDATE JUST DROPPED, CHECK THE PATCH NOTES

HOLY SHIT GUYS NEW IRL UPDATE JUST DROPPED, CHECK THE PATCH NOTES

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Updated Localization files
    wow great update

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made me check rt.com

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Added aliens
    HOLY FUCKING SHIT

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >white
    >human
    >male
    Yep, it’s gaming time.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they added uninstall wizard
    >its a character in game
    >it takes 7 years to uninstall IRL while its playing apocalyptic cutscenes

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's literally fucking nothing

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The RU/UA PVP zone will remain open until both guilds decide on a peace treaty, the developers wish to not intervene in in-game conflicts. Happy Hunting!
    World War III update when?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Devs are fucking gays who don't want another WW2 fiasco so they broke PvP with their nuke update

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is bullshit lol, both sides keep trying to come up with peace treaties but the US guild players on the dev team keep cockblocking them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Implying you pve-fags will survive 5 minutes.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rape is now legal
    Awesome

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only in the Africa zone. It's not actually legal, but the AI is too dumb to do anything about it and randomly rapes people as well.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Warming ratios modified - average temperature increases will now increase in scaling based on distance from the equator
    >New event quest for Texas server, maintain the power grid to prevent a mass heat death event
    >Hurricane acceleration modifier increased, storms should now grow faster and stay big longer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ratios modified - average temperature increases will now increase in scaling based on distance from the equator
      that's a hoax spread by the developers, just like how they keep removing herobrine from minecraft. it's not real.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >New event quest for Texas server, maintain the power grid to prevent a mass heat death event
      Didn't the admin promise to fix this shit in 2021?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ukraine War event still not over
    Damn, the devs are really dragging this shit out, huh.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game has a 50% random chance of putting you in nightmare hell mode instead of baby easy mode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Players can switch birth classes mid-game, at the cost of major charisma decreases, and mental health damage, often to no gain that would usually come from the other birth class. this often causes re-specializers to rage-quit mid game.
      maybe the devs should consider reworking the respec mechanic to increase player retention.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >player retention.
        lol nobody gives a shit about oldfags. Their marketing is so good it just keeps getting more players no matter what

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >its just more nerfs
    Fuck this literal gay earth
    When's the server switch update

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >7 off-world languages added
    Am I gonna get probed guys?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game has mandatory hardcore permadeath and mandatory RP elements enabled

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No new game plus
    why even bother I hate that it's a one and done deal where's new game plus?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no one has still beaten the final boss yet
    this playerbase is a bunch of fucking pussies kek. 117 billion players have been here and not ONE (1) bro has beaten it. but that's alright. i'll be the one to do it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      half the playerbase doesn't even think the final boss is real, and the other half keeps saying that we should worship the boss, and those AMONG that half argue among themselves as to how we are even supposed to worship him. the only guild that actually tried to kill the boss was the wiccans, and we all know how that turned out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because we dont know where is located. Apparently there is a path hidden but morons from other guilds keep it hidden and unless you go full blown premium currency there is no way to know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      half the playerbase doesn't even think the final boss is real, and the other half keeps saying that we should worship the boss, and those AMONG that half argue among themselves as to how we are even supposed to worship him. the only guild that actually tried to kill the boss was the wiccans, and we all know how that turned out.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do i revert back to an older version?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can't, you can only read old forum posts from past players in the Library area. although thanks to Xx_Alcubierre_xX, we may just be able to find a way to achieve time travel though glitch abusing.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The "Global Pandemic" trailer was great but then they nerfed it to shit when it finally released it. I don't trust them to do any DLC right anymore.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Dev Orion

    >Patch 2.0.23 and players still haven't discovered the spacetime jump glitch or the other playable races
    I don't get it. What engaging content is left in the earth starter zone?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The grind needed to unlock magic is insane. No wonder no one does it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >magic
      i thought that skill-tree was lost after the industrial revolution update. i suppose the wiccans and high-level religion mains are still keeping it alive, although it does seem like was heavily nerfed to the point of non-existance.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean the patch wrecked my save file.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >white girls being able to say the n word without ripercussions still hasn't been fixed
    fucking horrible update holy shit

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys know how to rollback before 1.515 ?
    The gunpowder update is literally the worst single patch any company as ever done fuck Gunmorons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fuck Gunmorons
      t. seething knightlet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's noskill and completely trivialises combat, I hate this shit. unless you're a paypiggie and you get the supreme deluxe bomber edition, but unless you're part of the top guilds you can't even grind those in one playthrough

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >New NPCs added to deep forest areas
    Uh guys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry, the skinwalker mob's AI is glitched, and actually just wants your semen

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all the good jobs are locked behind paywall
    >you can only get a good job in the overcrowded servers

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >adding a bunch of new random ocean and jungle species that add nothing to the game
    Why the fuck do they keep doing this. Also they haven't fixed the mandela glitch yet.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just RMT'd a car. sorry i have a life, but you have fun grinding the mats tho

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another weather patch
    It was fine how it was. Who the fuck asked for all these forest fires?
    Tryhards will ruin this game.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they refuse to buff my charisma stat, I still can't unlock the girlfriend perk even after grinding for over 20 years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but anon, if you manage to keep your virginity buff until you reach level 30, you can unlock the wizard skill-tree, and use magic! think about your future!

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Updated world generation
    A bit late. I'm sure every chunk has already been generated.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >age of consent upgraded to 16 yo in starter zones
    This is white genocide, pancake-bros...

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >every patch shittier than the last
    this game is fucking dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We are still in the kali yuga expansion series, so this is the intent from the devs.
      Next series is going to slap though.

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