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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Part of the new update that releases tomorrow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What did she mean by this

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "she" wants to show you something.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She's going to show you her marble collection.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Best girl right here

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do you think they... y'know...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, are you just gonna steal Zoe from Grizzbolt?

                Because you should.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Grizzbolt is jacked AS FRICK.
                homie looks like a Jojo character.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kaaaaatress!

              Hej hej Katress hej på dig Katress
              Hej hej Katress hej på dig Katress
              Hej hej Katress hej på dig Katress
              Hej Katress hej på dig Katress

            • 3 weeks ago
              Santa Claus

              I hope that Katress is male.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >quiet cute boy that loses control and doms the frick out of you
            That's my fetish

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Male chillet is canon now, we won.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NAKAdASHI

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              erm, that Chillet is a male

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                DID I STUTTER

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man made horrors beyond comprehension.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      April Fools post

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's an april fools joke anon there is no game

        >they posted it one day before april fools day
        >there is a slim chance this is going to be a real thing
        I hate to break it to you, but it's already April Fools day in nipland.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep4kasLrZug&ab_channel=Pocketpair
        Don't get yer hopes up.
        April fools.

        Wouldn't be the first April Fools dating sim joke that gets an actual release.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nobody cares or wanted that tho

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            counter-argument: ghost girl

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Literally not-huggable, 0/10

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                weak

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >anon doesn't want lovey-dovey shard removal before hugs
                grim

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not to mention The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a dating sim is when vn cutscenes and a bunch of characters
            Sonicgays are so moronic holy shit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shit, I didn’t notice his post specified dating sims. My bad.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >uploaded less than 20 minutes ago

    Go shill your shitty VN somewhere else

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even though this is just a joke, is this the first time a monster catcher game has acknowledged their thirsty furgay audience?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah if you pretend Ghost Game doesn't exist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking amazing

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No Daedream
    🙁

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hard Truth: this game will remain in early access hell for too long, by the time it releases all people capable of adding a sex mod will already be gone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's an april fools joke anon there is no game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's talking about the actual game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there is no game
        we can hope right?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No Dazzi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No Floppie
      >No Daedream
      safe horny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No Floppie
      >No Daedream
      safe horny

      loud minitories. They know who mogs you.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Santa Claus

    Umm... wait. I just realized that tomorrow is April the first.
    Nevermind.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Umm... wait. I just realized that tomorrow is April the first.
    Nevermind.

    >they posted it one day before april fools day
    >there is a slim chance this is going to be a real thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Santa Claus

      I normally hate VNs, but I might actually try that one out if it was real just for the lolz and memez.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they posted it one day before april fools day
      >there is a slim chance this is going to be a real thing
      I hate to break it to you, but it's already April Fools day in nipland.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This was posted around 9pm in nipland. It wasn't april fools there. It was in New Zealand tho.It's not going to happen officially, but who knows. Maybe some autistic on Ganker or twitter will make into reality.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lovander student ID #69
    Heh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Santa Claus

      Because of Paldex entry #69

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    link???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Santa Claus

      Don't get yer hopes up.
      April fools.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        April fool's dating sims becoming real things have some precedence Anon...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Santa Claus

          I will play it if it gets real.
          Still, don't get your hopes up because it is highly unlikely and you will be disappointed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            April fool's dating sims becoming real things have some precedence Anon...

            it's gonna be some vatnick's alpha build pATROEN scam WEG

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Best girl.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Absa in Rivals 2 WHEN???
          I NEED MY MAIN DAN

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sega released a joke Sonic VN for April's Fools last year, with the money they've made, they can do it as well
        How much money should it cost to put a bunch of .jpg and a bunch of text all together?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ask every weg dev

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "April fools VN" has happened quite a few times. But them having the date a year off means it's likely fake, these things usually get shadow dropped.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they should really branch out and use the momentum to make a bunch of meme games from various genres.

    more focus on merchandise too while they're at it. it's like they don't know what they're doing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is something they got right with GranBlue over at Cygames. I can see more companies taking this approach.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be gay if you're gay.
    But why are gays so overrepresented among Chillet fans specifically? That's hardly what I would have expected.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's blue, gays like blue.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My Chillet is a girl 😉

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why do some people like a thing
      I dunno, why do most pokegays have to be furgays when the human designs are so good? You're already a degenerate and you're just wondering why other people are slightly more degenerate than you. Shut the frick up and learn some self reflection.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The human designs haven’t been good since gen 7 though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek was this supposed to be a rebuttal of some kind?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God I hate Gen 9's artstyle for the characters, should have stayed with the Gen 8 anime look

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a joke.
    A bad one because i know a bunch of gays unironically want this but it is a joke.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, most Palworld/Pokegays don't want to frick their monsters... right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a bad one
        what is bad about it?
        fricking pokemons is a thing for a long time now and pocketpair just does what nintendon't

        Oh no, they do
        But its going to be to the disappointment to a bunch of gays that this isn't real.
        perhaps 'bad' isn't the right word, but its going to sadden gays who wanted to date one of these characters

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie what
          You have to be maximum moron to take a joke this seriously, like you have to honestly TRY to take a joke this seriously and at that point the onus is on you, it's entirely your own fault

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            by next month, no next week there will be ~5 VNs doing this seriously

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's nice, but that doesn't mean the obvious joke trailer is for a real game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a bad one
      what is bad about it?
      fricking pokemons is a thing for a long time now and pocketpair just does what nintendon't

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was an update to the game to let you love the pals at first, not a separate joke vn.
    Always forget japs are 14 hours ahead kek

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wake me up when they make Ntscworld

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unfunny meme

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny meme.
      Plays on my 90s nostalgia.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb ameriburger

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A swing and a miss!
          That's the third strike anon.
          You are out.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Uses ntsc
            >Not ameriburger
            Ok lying troll

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So are they taking the Nobeta route of releasing a disproportionately popular early access game and then just making a bunch of degenerate shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a April fools joke if you couldn't tell, idiot.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >sexless school uniform
    Don't you see how well it hugs her breasts?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black Marketer-kun is so hot. I need a fat, bald, hairy, stinky man like that.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally Palworld sexo

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