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  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    ...

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the mime a nig nog

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Because some moron decided to give the mime the ability to put down invisible walls so instead of being the sort of classy and high brow opposite of the clown it was intended to be, it's basically just a job role that attracts shitters who go out of their way to piss people off

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          That does not explain the skin color

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's a job role for literal Black folk.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's a job role for literal Black folk.

            All mimes have porcelain skin, that's clearly a clown (the real Black folk) disguised as a mime

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Because white-face.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Clowns are the opposite of white people being loud and obnoxious.
        Mimes are the opposite of black people for they are silent and have no physical weapons.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          So what happens when you get a white clown and a nig nog mime?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            If you mean white mime and nignog clown then that's just society today.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        He's Fr*nch.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I like when the clown and the mime are friends. Great things can sometimes happen.
      I like when the clown and mime hate each other. No one else can truly understand the primal grudge that exists between these two demigods.
      But most of all I like when the clown and the mime start the day as bitter enemies because one speedrun trashdunks the other, but then the dunkee saves the dunker from getting absorbed in maints, they become best friends, and escape alive together at all costs in the most moronic way possible.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Clowns tend to be way shittier to mimes than mimes are to clowns

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's a quantity thing, you see clowns way more often and the average clown being bad ends up being way more obvious as you'll be tired of their schenanigans
          Bad mimes don't stand out that often unless it's a "won't even fricking bother miming and will write or draw shit" tier because they won't be in every single round

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Saving the station is what he's doing.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t understand is the line that there is a clown is the punchline that he’s doing an ant scientist job is he messing up? Is he because he destruction? What is he doing? Where is the joke?

      ?si=UIxBU9UNgos01dyb

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        a double meaning of clown (entertainer) and clown (derogatory)

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >this guy is incompetent! he's a clown who doesn't know what he's doing
        >insert literal clown

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking loved The Far Side.

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    ha ha oh no, a clown! i am frightened of clowns lol! this is definitely a real, genuine fear of mine, and not at all something i picked up from the media. clowns aren't jolly happy fun things at all, in fact they are scary and bad and i hate them. aaahhhhh

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      When I was 5 I saw It and Killer Clowns From Outer Space both in like the same sitting.
      I do not fricking like clowns. I am absolutely piss terrified of them. As a kid I would have been incredibly uncomfortable around them. As an adult it's obviously way more nuanced but I'm still super not into clowns. I don't like how they look, I don't like how they act, I don't like them. Gotta be a fun job I'm sure.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        There's a dude on YouTube who has this whole man I just noticed gay israeli autocorrect capitalized youtube what a bunch of dogshit.

        Anyway there's a guy on youtube who has a whole series about his theory that the half-breed children of fallen angels looked like clowns. Good stuff.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          That is the most schizophrenic post I've ever seen
          You got a link? That sounds exactly like the kind of weird shit I get off to.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            kek this. hit me with that good schizo shit anon *rips bong*

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            kek this. hit me with that good schizo shit anon *rips bong*

            Just search for it on israelitetube

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    troony game

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly I agree.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      grim but true

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >it's a ligger
        every time

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          even worse, that's a vox

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Impossible to find a game that isn't.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly I agree.

      grim but true

      It wasn't always like that

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        As if furries were any better.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          The furry issue wasn't that bad 7-8 years ago

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe, but 9 years ago i started getting sus out of how many furries actually existed under secrecy and by the time shit imploded, it was far too late.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe, but 9 years ago i started getting sus out of how many furries actually existed under secrecy and by the time shit imploded, it was far too late.

            Nox station used to bully the furries and ERPers. Praise God Emperor Takara.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Nox Station died an early death because it quickly devolved into RDM each round because there was no interjection of outright killing anybody.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder that WGW is bannable in most major servers.

                It's been liquid shit since 2012. I hope you're not implying it wasn't a cesspool of catgirls, lizards and horrible coders and admins since.

                tg didn't even have catgirls back then.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Reminder that WGW is bannable in most major servers.
                That's moronic. Same goes for /tg/ nowadays too I bet. It once just meant you were valid for death, which is how it should be.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >WGW
                >Bannable
                What the frick.
                That's even worse than that one time when Woody got Wood.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            7-8 years ago, furries stuck to themselves. They had their own servers, and if you joined a server called "Vorestation" and were upset there were tons of furries, that was only on you.

            Now they're fricking everywhere, and like the proto-trannies they are- they will absolutely demand your server cuck to furshit, so they can come in and take over. It first starts with demanding more "alien" races being added until there are six foot full-snouted cat men running around naked with their erections hanging out asking random people to suck it.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          The furgays were a non issue for years and were even fun to have around at times.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            They are still furries.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Your point?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                That people who i thought were friends turned out to be scum, like you'd think the whole ''trannies took over :v('' thing would be a case of zero gatekeeping but all i see are the same old scum changing their facade by changing masks.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                So you're mad because people who you thought where your friends became accepting of or even outright furries?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Both + endorsing their cringe culture to the point of actual grooming and it's sickening.
                But oh well, that shit's just a decade old problem without a fix.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              happy 14th birthday

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Furgays in a community are like the microorganisms naturally in your body. You can't get rid of them and they can even be beneficial at times. But if they suddenly become a problem it generally means something even worse is going on in your body/community and its about to fricking die

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                good way to describe the furgay phenomena

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        How's SS14? Is it any good despite being more barebones than SS13?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Ran by trannies like everything else in ss13 now

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Ease of access allows for even more shitters to run rampant in LRP and even MRP servers. If you want to get serious about it then either join the shitters or find a whitelisted server that's willing to filter out the undesirables.
            Gameplay wise it's pretty fun, melee weapons have a wide swing so melee combat isn't impossible with unrestricted movement.

            I stopped playing. The developers' preferred way of "fixing" issues is to remove content.

            >vehicles move a little laggy? delete them all
            >breaches are kinda difficult to deal with? jnerf spacing damage so hard that you can ignore it
            >some species aren't good in combat? make nukies human ops only

            Some changes get reverted, but only after extreme, extreme amount of pushback. The standard response you'll get when voicing negative feedback is that you should open your own PR if you don't like it, and when you do they close it.

            Jesus and I thought it must be decent enough considering its the only SS13 derivative on a different engine that survived.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Ease of access allows for even more shitters to run rampant in LRP and even MRP servers. If you want to get serious about it then either join the shitters or find a whitelisted server that's willing to filter out the undesirables.
          Gameplay wise it's pretty fun, melee weapons have a wide swing so melee combat isn't impossible with unrestricted movement.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I stopped playing. The developers' preferred way of "fixing" issues is to remove content.

          >vehicles move a little laggy? delete them all
          >breaches are kinda difficult to deal with? jnerf spacing damage so hard that you can ignore it
          >some species aren't good in combat? make nukies human ops only

          Some changes get reverted, but only after extreme, extreme amount of pushback. The standard response you'll get when voicing negative feedback is that you should open your own PR if you don't like it, and when you do they close it.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            That just sounds like tg.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Once /tg/ gutted xenobiology it's been crap ever since. Don't even get me started on how weak medical is now without its cloner.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Xeno was never the same after they removed metroids

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            Jesus and I thought it must be decent enough considering its the only SS13 derivative on a different engine that survived.

            The did promptly revert the human only nukies change but yeah the upstream maintainers are losing it. You can literally sleep off space damage right now.
            Keep in mind the game is fully open source so there's nothing stopping others from fixing these changes and hosting their own servers, but of course that takes a bunch of effort to do so. There are a decent amount of custom servers though.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >You can literally sleep off space damage right now.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Keep in mind the game is fully open source so there's nothing stopping others from fixing these changes and hosting their own servers
              The amount of asspain if an SS13 group grabbed the source code, overhauled it, started bringing it up to speed faster, and then either made their own server list or normalized bypassing theirs altogether with direct connections.
              Just take over the project by showing them up.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          their website literally has a troony banner on the logo
          what do you think?
          technical performance is better than byond, but in a way its lots is janky soul since much of ss13 was compensating for the engine limitations

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Lol

          [...]
          The did promptly revert the human only nukies change but yeah the upstream maintainers are losing it. You can literally sleep off space damage right now.
          Keep in mind the game is fully open source so there's nothing stopping others from fixing these changes and hosting their own servers, but of course that takes a bunch of effort to do so. There are a decent amount of custom servers though.

          Yeah except the part where they are so psycho they literally try to frick with you if you dare fork. The guy in the bottom right of this image got fired for trying to distribute warez of someone that forked the games' other software.

          The funny thing is this isn't even the first ss14 admin to lose their irl job for psycho behavior
          https://spacestationmultiverse.com/criticism-of-wizden/

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >PJB
            He used to be a /vg/ coder what happened

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              first and only sexual attention he got was from the other ones in that pic

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          it has combat mode, and for that reason i'm out

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          IT's super fricking restricted. You can get banned there for just resisting security. Not even saying Black person or refusing to kneel and say trans rights, just MAKING SECURITY'S JOB SLIGHTLY HARDER can catch you a permanent ban. which is something everyone on the station has a right to do, antag or not.

          Like always, dipshits saying "YOU'RE TOO ARCHAIC I'M GOING TO MAKE A GAME WIHT MY MODERN SENSIBLE VALUES" results in them creating digital North Korea because modern, sensible values just equate to brainrot and authority worship.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            but the whole point of sec is to deal with shitters in game without having admin intervene
            yikers

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Ease of access allows for even more shitters to run rampant in LRP and even MRP servers. If you want to get serious about it then either join the shitters or find a whitelisted server that's willing to filter out the undesirables.
          Gameplay wise it's pretty fun, melee weapons have a wide swing so melee combat isn't impossible with unrestricted movement.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            based circa 2012 /tg/

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              how the frick

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Engineering things.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Engineering things.

              >omg number is le big
              autism

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                frick you it's kino
                I'm still mad that goon nerfed atmos so it's impossible to get a blue plasma fire without jumping through the hoops of getting mining to mine something they don't need and getting the janky hellburn mechanic to kick in

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              anon, that pic was /vg/
              I was there, it was the round the "connection to centcomm has been lost" random event debuted

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Goon in the lolbert position
            and like more lolberts they eventually cucked to the left

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              considering the way their mother site literally went from peak /b/ tier schizophrenia to " WE LOVE TRANS CHIDREN YASSS", its not much of a surprise

              Someone PLEASE tell me theres a good active server to play on, I didn't even get to learn nanomachines before things got dumb and I gave up, I want to make the ultimate lifeform

              also try learning how to host a codebase to your local device, takes like 10 min to do
              your ride to learning would be much smoother

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >find cool server full of chuds who ban ERP
      >serverbase is some old erpcode stuff with the ERP ripped out
      >gameplay of server is really barebones though, pretty obvious it was being filled in the gaps by lots of ERP
      >pairs up with another server full of furries
      >turns out furries are also pedophiles
      >friendship ended
      >but the entire playerbase moves to the furry pedophile server because they allow ERP

      true story

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        No, moron. It was because the fricking head coder wouldn't shut the frick up and stop antagonizing all the homosexuals and the host was too moronic to drop him and kept jacking off in the court with his gay TGCM clique.
        Almost everything that got balanced was around that fricking clique and the head coder b***hing.
        "Oh boohoo, people are playing necromancer and halforcs and roleplaying with the goblin keep".
        Remove, remove, remove, also buff guards so that no one ever wants to frick with the keep while we jack off about Delta pride and all that.
        Then they sperg out when the other server pops up and BTFOs and they start a GPU farm to try to farm for the ERP server passwords. That's why they quit, Emoney's a frothing lolcow. Fricking morons.
        BTW, the cherry on top?
        The head coder ran off to the ERP server near the end.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        No, moron. It was because the fricking head coder wouldn't shut the frick up and stop antagonizing all the homosexuals and the host was too moronic to drop him and kept jacking off in the court with his gay TGCM clique.
        Almost everything that got balanced was around that fricking clique and the head coder b***hing.
        "Oh boohoo, people are playing necromancer and halforcs and roleplaying with the goblin keep".
        Remove, remove, remove, also buff guards so that no one ever wants to frick with the keep while we jack off about Delta pride and all that.
        Then they sperg out when the other server pops up and BTFOs and they start a GPU farm to try to farm for the ERP server passwords. That's why they quit, Emoney's a frothing lolcow. Fricking morons.
        BTW, the cherry on top?
        The head coder ran off to the ERP server near the end.

        Is this why blackstone disappeared and the rat keep server or whatever full of furries took its place?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      it's a shame innit?
      trannies only ones autistic enough to admin this thankless shit

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      it's weird how it's almost impossible to conceive of an rp space that isn't troony. The "no girls allowed" kind of weirdo space is entirely gone

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        with TG specifically, the current headmin admitted that was one of his goals.

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Harle a cute!!!!

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        The only clussy clam I'd slam from dawn to dusk, goddamn.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >get transformed into a cat
        >get to pound this clown for the rest of your days
        I guess it was a good ending

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is there even an active non-cancer server to play on
    I want to go back to being a xenobiology autist that breeds slimes the whole round then once evac hits tries to get the whole flock with him to the shuttle

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    why is /tg/ station so fricking shit now? Every single change they've made in the past 7 years are either regressions (Hardsuit nerfs or chemical impurities) or just complicating things for the sake of complicating things (coroner)

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      there's nothing else to do
      so the autists at /tg/ just need to find something to do

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >You are permanently banned from this server. This is a IP and HWID ban, also we banned your whole ISP, he hate you we hope you will die. (9999h9999m9999s) for appeal join our discord.gg

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I made a mistake of joining a RP server one time and actually made friends with a fellow bartender then suddenly a monster attacked and we both tried to fight it, however my friend got incapitated and I started draggimg my beat up bleeding ass to the emergency shuttle
      When I was almost there suddenly the game froze and I saw that I got permanently banned from ever playing on that server. When I tried disputing it on their forum they rejected it because the homosexual mod saw me and my buddy running around while the monster is loose and then me trying to get to the shuttle as "pointlessly running around" and I was too immersed to notice he was bwoinking me
      I am angry to this day

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna guess: Citadel station

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    WTF MIMES LOOK LIKE THAT?!?!?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      thanks doc

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I played the frick out of tgstation and vgstation maybe 10 years ago. Some of the most fun times I've had and at the same time my life was an absolute mess. Sadly the most specific thing I remember is one ling round where the captain decided to solve the problem by flooding the station with sleep gas so everybody passed out for over an hour while he was going around blood testing the whole crew. No mods were on and people were so fricking pissed after that.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      did nobody lynch him?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        He lived through the round iirc. Shitcurity was all aboard with the plan and they executed it competently and excruciatingly slowly.

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I miss my LRP servers.
    Still bothered by the end of DECOMPRESSED. HoS did NOTHING wrong and I bet those fricking homosexual Syndicates are still ruining the universe.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >all the servers got taken over by trannies
    it's ogre

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Hippiestation ever come back in any shape or form?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      There was a server called Merchant Station that merged tg and hippie code. It died, though.

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >*BWOINK*
    >What do you think you're doing?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      They always ask the same rhetorical question as a passive agressive threat, it pisses me off. Like just tell me what I did you colossal homosexual mod

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        cause if you got a funny or reasonable explanation, it gives you a chance
        most players just doing it because they can or because they don't know better
        that said, most ss13 admins are pricks

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >/tg/ is now a trans NPC felinid cringe center
    I miss this old TG so much bros.
    Even the cringe static metagangs from 2018 to 2022 had their charm
    i've been perma banned from all servers multiple times over since 2011, but now, what remains?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >/tg/ is now a trans NPC felinid cringe center
      Unless you're genuinely over 30, it always was

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but I'm 35 and played /tg/ from 2011-2019. Sseth tide turned me away, i come back and the coderbase fricked it up and the new adminship had new horrible rules that killed the fun of it.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's been liquid shit since 2012. I hope you're not implying it wasn't a cesspool of catgirls, lizards and horrible coders and admins since.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Liggers weren't added until later as a playable race outside of an admeme making you one. On top of that, they were 2nd class citizens for the longest time once added, so it was acceptable to treat them as such as Captain before the furgays started making it their identity in and out of the game.
            What I am implying is that it was the most enjoyable server due to it being not too serious (see: Bay) and not too chaotic and lawless (see: nox or hippie).

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah TG always sucked.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Before it started getting shilled on Ganker it was really good

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >it started getting shilled on Ganker it was really good
                I don't remember this ever happening
                I remember that it went to shit in 2012 pretty much. The shitmins and metacliques were too powerful.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I was on the server almost from its inception, it was exclusive to /tg/ for idk like 2-3 years? I don't really remember exactly it's too long ago. Highpop back then was like 50 people and being that everyone on the server came from /tg/ they were all roleplayers who actually played tabletop games + it was all before the leftist cultural revolution bullshit so all the roleplayers were actually relatively sane still. The worst you'd see were people fangirling over homestuck.

                Gradually the player population increased, then Ganker started to have threads, the playerbase got bigger, but the quality of players started going down - more play-to-win types, fewer RP types.

                One thing that never changed on the tg server though - the coders have ALWAYS been fricking awful. Since day fricking 1.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >the coders have ALWAYS been fricking awful
                The absolute worst was when one of them added the CoD red jelly all over your screen when you were low HP so you could barely see anything. Literally everybody but him hated it but that shit stuck for a long time.

                It's not dead. People here like to exagerate about everything but you can play on /tg/ no problem, you'll find all kinds of people. You can still say things like "ligger" and the mods won't ban you as long as you don't act like a child.
                What is fricked is Goonstation from what I've read, where you can get banned just for saying "c**t" and using what they consider "gendered language" or some shit like that. That place is beyond redemption

                That's crazy. First thing I saw that brought me to the game were screenshots from Goon with stuff like the HoS torturing some poor guy strapped to the prison bed by pulling down his pants and shitting into his mouth. I was laughing so hard.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                do you not remember the lizard shitmin that did zero adminning and just spent all day ERPing with his nurse waifu
                it was fricked from the start

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                yeah I do remember that and he was cool

                you got problems if a dude just playing janitor sets you off dude
                tg didn't need admins to even do anything except run events back then and honestly the less policing admins do, the better

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah I do remember that and he was cool
                Yeah pretty cool to get griefed by morons several times and getting to replies in ahelp when mario was the single admin online while he ERPed in public
                You sure are an authority in judging what makes a server good lol

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Man you are such a fricking baby holy shit

                waaah waaah I got griefed pls admeme help me!!!

                Jesus christ Black person fricking learn to deal with it

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Concession accepted.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 23 now, it wasnt always like that. People had personality and would instinctively push shitters away. I used to tablestomp some trans catsec every round. Now he is a tyrannical headmin

        Me too bro. There were a couple staticnames who were genuinely all right and great RPers. Craziest shit I saw was when Holden McGroin had been nommed and impersonated by a ling, and when the ling entered the escape shuttle it got lynched and welderbombed almost immediately because no one bought the act for a second.

        playing terry now depresses me like seeing my grandmother slowly die with dementia. All static oldgays are either perma and long gone or neutered and borderline catatonic, afraid to be too expressful on the risk of losing their addiction to this game..

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Me too bro. There were a couple staticnames who were genuinely all right and great RPers. Craziest shit I saw was when Holden McGroin had been nommed and impersonated by a ling, and when the ling entered the escape shuttle it got lynched and welderbombed almost immediately because no one bought the act for a second.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I played /tg/ on Terry like a year ago. A mod threatened with banning me for calling a secman "gay" who then proceeded to kill me instantly because of that. Then another time I was bored playing cargo so I ran to the library and used a recorder to record a wiener and ball copypasta to play in the tram because I thought it would be silly. A mod boinked and threatened me as if I did the most illegal thing on the planet and should be publicly executed.
      Still I had my fun and it's a decent server to play on other than the occasional troony (which doesn't matter anyway since I roleplay whatever gender they choose) and dumbass mods

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        tg is well and truly dead

        from the glory days of rule 1 to every little precious snowflake having their delicate feelings protected by freakshow cliques

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's not dead. People here like to exagerate about everything but you can play on /tg/ no problem, you'll find all kinds of people. You can still say things like "ligger" and the mods won't ban you as long as you don't act like a child.
          What is fricked is Goonstation from what I've read, where you can get banned just for saying "c**t" and using what they consider "gendered language" or some shit like that. That place is beyond redemption

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            On Manuel or Terry?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Goonstation went from sieg heiling hitler to the most absurdly staunchly gayBlack personhomosexual server practically overnight.

            I think it had a lot to do with the goon forums being taken over by leftists. Never really liked goons, but they were still head and shoulders better than these morons who get offended at the word Black person

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            you cant say ligger, you moron, not even on Terry
            even saying degenerate or have a nice day gets you banned (which current admins used to say a lot before)

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              You can say moron and ligger makes you valid
              good to know you dont even play ss13 moron

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >You can say moron and ligger makes you valid
                Name 1 server that does this.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                TG you dumb mutt

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                ok moron, livestream urself right not getting onto tg and doing that exact same thing
                >protip: u wont

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I was on monkestation not too long ago
            someone said in local
            >don't be moronic blah blah
            "centcom official" appears from around the corner and says
            >we don't use that kind of language here, consider that an only warning
            goddam what a load of homosexualry

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I got into this game a few months ago. It's pretty frustrating that it can go into the darkest topics and depictions of anything violent but say penis once and to the mods you're basically ERPing.
        I found a way to get away with saying gay though, heh heh...

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The most depressing part about tg is knowing how good it could be if it didn't get subverted by literal unironic homosexuals
      The gameplay changes are kind of obnoxious but it's the culture shift that really cements it as having been permanently ruined

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Just stop letting israelites into positions of power it's not complicated
        Germany became the richest country in the world instantly just by kicking out israelite banker parasites. Imagine the benefits to any project, large or small, if you simply say no to schlomo.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Germany became the richest country in the world instantly
          Not hard when you're cooking your books

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I went from /tg/ and /vg/ to hippie because I couldn't stand all the drama, but then that died too a few years later.
      Haven't played since like 2018 I think.
      Are there even any decent low rp servers where you can call liggers liggers?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      TG's codebase was tolerable until they decided to change all the sprites (spriters wanted to leave a mark), including the human sprites, and add shadows to everything, which made the game look way worse and now every TG-based server adopted all that. They also decided to make a lot of shitty changes to gameplay in the last 4-5 years; R&D became a waiting game and they added a department-specific Protolathe in every department instead of letting people come to R&D to get funny toys, Medbay got nerfed hard (most medicines cause some other types of damage, sleepers got removed) and people can't even be cloned anymore, Lavaland got even more powercreep over the years, they reworked Genetics years ago so that it is more Goon-like and has the same instability mechanics as Goon that prevent you from turning one guy into a superpowered guy, they powercreeped the chaplain with a sect mechanic because people can't just let him be a conduit for adminbuses during a round and other things like that. Almost no server offers a proper experience of SS13 anymore because
      >they're based on modern codebases such as TG and Bay which have essentially overhauled their gameplay and artstyle
      >they have their own gimmick going on (being land-based, being medieval and gritty, being Xenomorphs vs Humans etc)
      >they're for ERP and/or full of furries
      Only /vg/ offers something like that anymore but it has been losing players over the years because less and less Ganker players play videogames and playing SS13 is more of a "from time to time" phase.

      How's /vg/ station's pop and new content nowadays

      The content is good but the pop got lower. They added a few antagonist types that were kind of divisive, such as grues and pulse demons, and there's been a fire rework that made room fires far more dangerous by being able to set more things on fire. The Library got a research archive that can store research values for the next round and an accounting computer that gives basic "X minus Y" problems to bring more money to the station

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >They added a few antagonist types that were kind of divisive, such as grues and pulse demons
        What're their gimmicks, shill me on them pls

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Grues
          Stalk maintenance tunnels, get hurt by the light, eat people, get stronger, reproduce. In practice they either die early on because they can barely kill a greyshirt or they derail the whole round because of all the power they get from eating (more regeneration and speed in the dark, the ability to generate anti-light which is meant to be of a shorter duration but it gives you like, a minute or more of that per person you eat which is plenty and it gets stronger up until a limit, more damage per attack and they can eventually just smash walls). People start feeling obligated to validhunt the moment a grue is announced on the radio by running into maintenance with strong light sources and heavy armor.
          >Pulse Demons
          Run across power cables, get hurt by EMPs, suck power from APCs and SMES units and become the reason engineers drink. They take some time to hack APCs and once they do they can control all the machinery in a room, which makes them like mini-malfs in a way. There's not much of a goal beyond sucking as much power as possible from the station machinery but if left unchecked they can cause a lot of structural damage (they can eventually blow machinery and emag stuff in a room like malfs can), but I think they're disliked more because of how hard it is to actually get rid of one. They slowly die if they're on a power cable with no power but the only way to do that is to basically deprive the station of power and leave everyone in the dark for at least a few minutes and hope that the pulse demon eventually died (note that you can't tell if it died, since all it does is release an EMP pulse of a few tiles in size) without holing up to some secret, unchecked SMES unit that still produces some local power such as the one in telecomms or the AI's core, and it mostly checks if they're in a powered power net, they don't really have much of a consumption on their own.
          They don't really have an endgame either beyond "do whatever" either.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Both have cool ideas but the grues sound like how a frickton of vampgays and old lings played + a light gimmick tbh and pulse demons sound like they should tell you they've died after like 5 minutes after they died.
            Thanks for taking your time anon, I appreciate it. I wish I could spend more time on SS13

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >grues sound like how a frickton of vampgays and old lings played + a light gimmick
              I think they're more like xenomorphs in that regard, vampires and lings are stealth human antags. The grue can lay an egg for every human it has consumed which can become a new baby grue that evolves into a regular grue, but the whole antagonist is far more focused on singular strong grues rather than a hive of them, considering how weak the new grues actually are compared to the one that spawned them.

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nowadays every server has devolved into discord circlejerks where people jerk eachother off in voice and meta the round away.

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Play security
    >Everybody acts like a Black person around you, trying to be as annoying as possible
    >Arrest them
    >"WTF SHITSEC AIEEEEEEEEEE"
    >Antagonist running around killing everybody
    >"WTF WHY ISN'T SHITSEC DOING ANYTHING AIEEEEEEEEEE"

    I admit I used to be the same until I started playing security. I guess seeing any form of authority makes you act like a 12 year old out of instint or something

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      this pisses me off so much
      >some robust shitter being a pain in the ass, but not worthy of death
      >get arrested, have to search them, process them, put them in brig, takes minutes
      >"Why is sec so shitty?!"

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, security players have it the worst

      >play sec
      >harass the clown. patrol around etc
      >station has a ling, constantly messes with people
      >chase "her" around the station, manage to down her but she self revives
      >throughout the round, I'm the only officer who wants to catch the ling
      >the second time we get to brawl, "she" gets the upper hand
      >"she" takes my appearance and my identity
      >I get revived, constantly tell everyone that ling changed into me
      >no one fricking acknowledge it

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        You aren't supposed to talk about what happened while you were dead, that's OOC

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Be me
      >Wearing galoshes, fishing gear, carrying a fishing toolbox, hauling a crate of fish, and actively fishing
      >Guard walks up to window and stares at me
      >Wave at him but he says nothing and leaves
      >Go back inside, guard is waiting for me with a tazer
      >Misses, but then unloads every other shot and puts me in handcuffs while I'm stunned
      >I ask what the frick he's doing, and another guard runs up to ask the same
      >He just yells "YOU'RE FLAGGED"
      >Both sprint off, never to be seen again

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        sometimes playing as a goof in security is the best shit ever.
        I bet he was a traitor and he set the flag

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in this thread is going to play a round of Space Station 13 RIGHT NOW and they have NO EXCUSES.
    Boot up BYOND immediately and play on ANY server i don't give a FRICK what you think about the current state of the community is
    report back to me IMMEDIATELY with the results of your ROUND
    is that understood SOLDIER this thread needs some CONTENT and you'll DAMN WELL PROVIDE IT
    if i hear another word out of your mouth that involves some NOTHINGBURGER SHIT that DOESN'T AFFECT YOU PERSONALLY or NOBODY ASKED you're going to be pushing SHIT out of your MOUTH for WEEKS from how far up my FIST went up your ASS

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I played a round on SPLURT earlier, gave everyone head pats, stole things, got arrested, and that's it

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I was just gonna post a long paragraph of how depressed the state of the game, specially /tg/'s terry, makes me
      thanks for remiding me not to be a b***h

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        basically all of the servers are run by LGBT woke morons/pedophiles now

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          they are the only people that have time and desire to run a server. same reason that demo is reddit mods

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            *time, desire, and lack of sanity

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm at work

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Should I play on Virgo or Chomp sir!?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >name my character "Dick Johnson Jr" to honor Dick Johnson Sr
      >get bwoinked when the round starts
      >"sorry, adding Jr violates our naming rules. Also, political names aren't allowed either. Pls change it"

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >adding Jr violates our naming rules
        >Also, political names aren't allowed either
        I hope you asked for them to elaborate because I have no idea what the frick is political about Dick Johnson or why someone would stop someone from calling themselves 'Jr.'

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Which server was it? I know tg has always had some weird issues naming policy.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sir, it has been 12 years since I last played.
      I wouldn't even know where to begin and surely can't be worth ruining the good memories.

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >where is mining
      kek, poor soul just trying to do his job

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Hear that there's a SS13 server for Project Moon games
    >Have to use their discord server to check it out
    >The first things I see when open it is an announcement about a pride month event and people being active in the voice chat

    Jesus fricking christ I just wanted to play video games.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Every single ss13 server has been taken over by woke proselytizers. Most of the servers you can't even, in character, call someone moronic. It's that bad now.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        are you surprised? it's the natural evolution of all erp/furry communities

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          ??? Most servers were not about ERP.
          But they all died and got replaced over time.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Is simply making a normal server not possible?
        Judging by a thread there is clearly a fair amount of demand for one.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Servers aint free and you need mentally stable long-term admins. These days, those might as well be less common than unicorns.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          simple reality is that the type of guys who make good admins running good servers, are also the type of guys who don't want to be admins running servers. They have other shit going on their lives that are more interesting and more important to them

          Just how it goes

          and the longer a server goes, the more snowflakey and coddled everyone on the server gets.

          Sometimes I wonder if maybe someone should just throw up a server with zero admins at all and just let that run forever

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            For those who haven't seen it yet.

            Someone on Ganker did that once. It died in about a week.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >For those who haven't seen it yet.
              What is there to see? this trailer doesn't represent the game at all, and it didn't have any impact on player count whatsoever

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I agree. I just thought it was funny.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Anarchy servers do not live past a month or two, and are lucky if they ever get a shift with more than 10 players.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          servers cost $20-$50 a month to run
          not terribly expensive, but not nothing either
          normal people quickly see 90% of the problems are caused by 10% of the playerbase and just give up, or they become jaded buttholes who issue bans for minor shit
          if the server manages to survive that, you still need mods/admins and that's when the chronically online perverts move in

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >problems
            Yeah israelites always say that anything they don't control is a problem and the solution is giving themselves absolute power
            Every fricking time

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              ???
              its already their server
              they've got absolute power
              just the homosexuals move in when the admingod gets bored

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Headcoder is a lesbian negress Canadian who balances like CM13, the host is a Communist Russian, and just like the rest of Project Moon and SS13 servers, is infested with transgender and really annoying motherfrickers.
      They also condone RealB.
      I like the gameplay but dudes piss me off.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >RealB
        Haven't played SS13 in a few years, qrd?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          He's just a run of the mill shitter. Seen him in /vg/ too, a few anons in those threads don't like him.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >run of the mill shitter
            Hes an underaged, scat fetish enjoyer kraut.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >German
              IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          RealB fricked my wife.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >image
            these people are the worst. i hate people who just hope to become an antag instead of just playing their role normally.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              What's even worse is the people who play stuff like jannitor and go antag hunting and trying to play the game like some kind of looter shooter: getting a stun batton, helmet, captain's ID, etc; and then they just run around maints like some kind of guerrilla. I fricking hate them

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Does this stuff really happen on other servers? I only ever played Goonstation for 2 years now and it's never this bad. I couldn't have fun with that cancer.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                There are some that do that in /tg/station sometimes

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Headcoder is a lesbian negress Canadian who balances like CM13, the host is a Communist Russian, and just like the rest of Project Moon and SS13 servers, is infested with transgender and really annoying motherfrickers.
      They also condone RealB.
      I like the gameplay but dudes piss me off.

      Lobstation was pretty fun but that moron is entirely what stopped me from playing there anymore. He'd randomly start shove spamming to steal ego and nothing could be done in retaliation since the host liked him.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >RealB
        Isn't that the guy that flooded most of the /vg/ threads with AI images?

        I visited the /vg/ thread and its just schizos spamming ai slop. how long has it been this bad

        For a while. Some guy spamming AI images and some other russian guy that's obsessed with /vg/station (in a "if I can't have you then no one can" way because he got permabanned for dumping a dox list of another server in the thread, and is behind most of the "/vg/ is full of trannies and pedos" shitposts) are responsible for most of the shitposts in the thread, but the thread always had some flavor of shitposters for a long time. Before that there was the Avali poster who got caught trying to play Avali during an april fools event (they immediately melted at room temperature, that was the joke) who shitposted on the thread for a year or two.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Oh frick that Avali shit was great. Dude was so happy that his race got added, and he just died as he spawned and got SO FRICKING MAD he just shat all over the place for months.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know how many times his ckey even connected to the server either before that. It'd be weird if he has less than a few dozen rounds played but still spent a year or two talking about how Avali should be added to the game.

            RealB didn't spam anything. He got permabanned because he was in discord laughing at VG and made one post saying ''I am the blackstone dev, ask me anything''
            The AI spammer is a guy named Leon454 who posted her tum tums in the thread and they were mouth watering

            I remember RealB was banned less because of Blackstone and more as a rule 0 "shitposting too much in the thread" ban, and there's a precedent for getting banned in-game for shitposting a lot in the thread almost every single day, which is a really high bar to reach.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          RealB didn't spam anything. He got permabanned because he was in discord laughing at VG and made one post saying ''I am the blackstone dev, ask me anything''
          The AI spammer is a guy named Leon454 who posted her tum tums in the thread and they were mouth watering

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >It's now Sodomy station 13

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >/vg/station is still open
    >has far less problems compared to other servers
    >yet nobody here mentions it
    why is that, i wonder...

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's boring, and the playerbase is a mix of chuds and trannies

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        chuds yeah trannies lel

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      /vg/ actively camouflages itself to keep out most tourists from infected servers. In fact, if someone mentions it, most of the time /vg/ players will start claiming it's full of admin abuse or something to try to keep people away. I know because I've done this in the past too.

      /vg/'s biggest problem is low population but that means it's more pure.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        /vg/ at this point is honestly a shadow of its former self.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's why I won't bother protecting it with shitposts anymore. It's a ghost town but you either die or become a troony hole as you've seen

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      VG is a discord server and they actively go against Ganker and hate people who come from Ganker. They have been recruiting trannies from discord for many years and it's their only source of new players.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >VG is a discord server and they actively go against Ganker and hate people who come from Ganker. They have been recruiting trannies from discord for many years and it's their only source of new players.
        Why does every Space Station 13 server end up like this? This game is worse than tranime

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          The main problem was that there are no official servers. There is no professional normal guy at the top who just hosts servers. There are only community servers and it takes a massive fricking loser to host a server for this.
          Because the host is always some loser, incel, NEET, autist, he really wants friends and attention. They're easily manipulated and will try to please people. This makes them vulnerable to other losers and wastes of space. Only terrible people seek positions of power so the admins always end up being some flavor of sociopath, autist, control freak or troony. Once these people get in power they use that power to remove people who threaten their power or just insult them, or don't worship the ground they walk on.
          VG was shit at the top as pomf is some incel pedophile who posts pokemon porn on discord 24/7, but the playerbase kept the server in check. Pomf and his cabal of trannies have distanced themselves from Ganker and been so hostile to the playerbase that most of the playerbase is gone and there is no one left to keep them in check.

          The only solution is for some normal person with a job and family to start a server, but those people don't care for it.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >replying to yourself

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              VG damage control
              >main coder got people banned from discord for typing the letter N, as punishment for this he got promoted
              >host came out as a pedophile because another admin was under heat for being a pedophile
              >another outspoken pedophile who bragged in his admin app that he caused some guy's suicide gets made an admin because his account is 10 years old therefore he is valuable, proceed to talk in OOC about sex with children and his favorite countries to visit for children
              >another admin is a troony and hands over all the discord logs to a leftist organization, the discord logs get used to prove that he came out as a troony, goes to the organization to pull all the discord logs
              >one of the main coders tries to add trans rights to the lobby screen, instead of being removed gets to told to just keep that shit down and not go full mask off yet
              >that same coder who doesn't play the game at all adds a new lighting system that looks like ass and lags the server, the entire server becomes unplayable for months and has no players
              >main server drawgay who is a troony brags about babysitting children and inspecting 6 year old veganas, has an entire cabal of simps who all play security with him, half the manifest is just security all orbiting this one pedo
              I don't think even TG has as much fricked up shit going on as VG. I don't think even the TG host has come out as a pedophile.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine being so shitty you get banned from /vg/, a server with almost no rules, and you then go and spread blatant lies with zero proof on Ganker. Holy shit this is gold.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't get banned, troony

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >almost no rules
                /vg/ has rules, just not banhunting admins.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You are a shitposter and you are in the Discord server

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Both wrong and even if it was true, it's not a defense for VG
                >yeah we are all pedos and trannies, but you post shit and you are in the discord server
                lol?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                OK moron

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine being so shitty you get banned from /vg/, a server with almost no rules, and you then go and spread blatant lies with zero proof on Ganker. Holy shit this is gold.

              You are a shitposter and you are in the Discord server

              OK moron

              I am simply a bystander who has no idea who's lying but solely based on the posting style and anger coming through, I assume you are pedo troons on damage control

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, all that shit is literally made up, other than the lighting update thing. I can only guess that he's from the discord himself and he's just trying to keep new players away because the rest of ss13 is so awful that he doesn't trust any outsiders, or he is an insanely butt-blasted moron that was banned so he's just shit talking.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                What is made up? Here's pomf on why a pedophile by the name of salmon is tasty will not be banned from the server and remain an admin
                >Only reason anything is not allowed media wise on the game server, library or discord is due to platform rules, hosting rules, or laws. If some gays wanna bust their nut over flat chest and uohh tummy then w/e it's a picture and we all know what my name comes from anyways.
                Shifty adding trans rights as a roundstart tip
                https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/34519
                Deitylink getting promoted from codermin to fullmin for getting people banned for typing ''N''
                https://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=6669

                Valkyrietrans troony logs of discord on a site dedicated to exposing racists online having all discord logs, wiped after this was found and posted. Pic related

                >no, ur wrong

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Based truth seeker. Everything is logged, you can right now read the posts where pomf defends pedophilia, you can read the admin apps, there are pictures of these people. Some of it may be hard to find and it will take a few minutes of digging in archives, but it's all there, meanwhile the only retort is
                >ur banned, ur just shitposting, FRICK YOU FRICK YOU
                If what I am saying isn't true you could completely disarm me by saying pomf never endorsed pedophilia, a coder didn't get promoted for getting people banned for posting ''n,'' there were no trans admins, but they say nothing about that because it's all true

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I know this is bait but frick it why not I'll bite; No, pomf never did any of the shit you're saying, no, a coder didn't get promoted for saying n, no there's no trans admins. Along with all that, if there is proof, you should really post it instead of just saying "lmao find it yourself". You're silly, anon. I'm going to bed.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >year of our lord 2024
        >this pedophile is still seething he got perma'd

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How are the whitelisted servers? I sent my application to IS12 (haven't gotten a response in months) and am somewhat looking forward to trying for LIFEWEB.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine thinking that a server with a whitelist will ever be good and not an excuse to maintain a clique or fleece people for benefits

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I played on Merchant Station for a while and it was great. Chill low-RP with a similar mood to old vgserver. Sadly it seems to be dead.

  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    If you ignore the ERP, the furry servers are fun and have a lot of features and stuff

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Goon servers might have become some of the most babied shitspots on the planet, but I can semi understand why they went down this route so hard considering the average player there initially.
    >find out about *poo
    >do nothing but spend weeks of devising ways to cover the station in shit
    >initially learn that you can shove shit in a fire extinguisher
    >mutate into the revelation that you can make poo smoke
    >at the end of it all, I'm straight up just making a insta-death-napalm-and-poo beaker in a minute straight into the round that I run into someone with and suicide bomb them with
    >if i'm doing that, or not, get a bwoink per round at a minimum
    I literally did nothing but shit up the server and I am directly the fault of the quality decrease.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you're proud. I would be.
      One of the most fun chapters of SS13 history.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        On my deathbed I will probably unironically in the last breaths of my life regret not putting more time into original goon servers, what a great time it was.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          For me it was the time I found out the secret recipe to stable mutagen when genetics was just hulk, xray, heat protection and TK.
          I'd stay 20 minutes finding the powers and then I'd punch people into the floor and force them to become gigamutants like me. Admins would send their buttbuddies as infinite rocket launcher-wielding deathsquads so often they jobbanned me when they got tired of it.

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest problem with /tg/ (only server I played) was that every round instantly descended into nihilistic lawlessness; most people don't do their job and nobody gives a shit what anybody's doing. I stopped playing when I couldn't even get gimmicks going because nobody even spoke to other people, let alone doing any degree of arpee. Sec is completely nonexistent because every sec player gets burnt out by shitters constantly robusting them for no reason, or gets slipped when trying to arrest anyone. Command are supposedly held to a higher standard but the heads of staff never seem to talk to one another, let alone do any part in running their department, like assigning tasks, because their underlings probably don't give a shit.
    I tried SS14 recently, while it has way less features (ie. bloat) it's a complete breath of fresh air in terms of playerbase, assuming you can stomach the trans stuff without shitting yourself.
    Much of the playerbase is incredibly nooby, jobs require playtime to unlock, so if you meet the Warden, you know they're significantly more competent and robust than a cargo tech. Depends on the server you play, but the overall atmosphere is completely different. Security is fricking bonkers compared to SS13. In SS13 it goes like this
    >Sec see wanted person they need to search
    >instantly whip out baton, stun, cuff, try to drag to brig and not get slipped by bystanders while arresting due to the entire server being hostile to them
    >wanted person will probably be good at the game, may jump down disposals, slip officer and run away, fight back, etc.

    Meanwhile in SS14:
    >sec see wanted person they need to search
    >politely ask the person to stop and show their bag (!!!!!!!!)
    >person actually cooperates, hands over bag
    >if no contraband, they are let go
    >if person hands over bag with contraband (!!!!!) (i have seen this happen dozens of times) sec officer informs them they are being arrested
    >person simply lets security cuff them and bring them to the brig

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >policing in america vs japan

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      while i do enjoy the way SS14 is right now in some areas, both sec and command are quick to cry for admins to come help
      and that's with stuff they can deal with just fine

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It is a bit funny how tg is considering lowering Manuel's pop cap to 50 to force players to play on either of the two other dead servers.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      this won't even work. people will just wait for manuel to empty out instead of playing on
      >lrp server (dead)
      >lrp server
      >lrp server (european)
      >mrp server (eu AND dead)

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >lrp server (dead)
        Bagil is MRP now, actually. Apparently.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Not that anyone would know since it's still dead as hell

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Come join the mad at the internet server.

  32. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be honest I really like playing on Paradise even if it is full of furries. It is like /tg/ but not shit.

  33. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    1. Everybody is guilty even when proven innocent.
    2. Always arrest the corpse of a fallen foe, so that he may be pacified in death.
    3. Never wash the stains of your enemies from your ancestral stun-club. They show the crew your trustworthiness and dedication.
    4. When in doubt, whoever you may be dealing with is a traitor. Execute him.
    5. If your weapon has a kill setting, use it. Only in death is a criminal truly stopped.
    6. The clown is like a punching bag. He is meant to to be beaten without reason.
    7. Context means nothing. An assistant breaking into EVA is treasonous scum, even if he is doing so to kill the malfunctioning AI.
    8. Only through death is justice served.
    9. Whenever you are detaining a prisoner in the brig, lock them in one of the lockers and weld it shut.
    10. The security cameras are not to be used, except to watch ERPers.
    11. Chemical implants must be filled with acid and activated once the prisoner on "parole" leaves the brig!
    12. Forensic evidence is unnecessary. After all, no one is innocent.
    13. Radio chatter is for the weak. A true officer can sense crime through instinct and inaction.
    14. It doesn't matter if a cell is exposed to space, the scum still have to serve time in it!
    15. The AI is meant to protect humans, and by extension protects traitors. Destroy it at any cost
    16. If a cyborg refuses to beat a criminal to death then it should be destroyed for breaking its laws.
    17. If a cyborg does beat a criminal to death then it should be destroyed for denying you the pleasure.
    18. If someone has access to any areas you do not have, they stole that ID! You must liberate it for your own quest of justice.
    19. The Captain's and Head of Security's rules are only guidelines, you are the only true judge of crime.
    20. All criminal scum are to be handcuffed to their beds, they must not escape under any circumstance.
    21. Always bolt and weld the escape arm airlocks shut. This will stop any criminal scum from escaping the station.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I used the shotgun. You know why? Cause the shot gun doesn’t miss: and unlike the shitty hybrid taser it stops a criminal in their tracks in two hits. Bang: bang: and they’re fricking done. I use four shots just to make damn sure. Because: once again: I’m not there to coddle a buncha criminal scum sucking *******: I’m there to 1) Survive the fricking round. 2) Guard the armory. So you can absolutely get fricked. If I get unbanned: which I won’t: you can guarantee I will continue to use the shotgun to apprehend criminals. Because it’s quick: clean and effective as frick. Why in the seven hells would I frick around with the disabler shots: which take half a clip just to bring someone down: or with the tazer bolts which are slow as balls: impossible to aim and do about next to jack shit: frick all. The shotgun is the superior law enforcement weapon. Because it stops crime. And it stops crime by reducing the number of criminals roaming the fricking halls.

  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I remember TG as the metagaming server that deleted a bunch of gamemodes because deatchmatch modes werent fun to the admins (irony), also OOC circlejerking. Im pretty sure i quit during a time you could still name yourself dumb shit like tyrone Black personus and liggers and catshits were bullied

  36. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What is your honest opinion on mimes?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      They NEVER mime, while clowns atleast attempt to be funny. I hate it so much.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, it's easier to clown around than it is to write how you mime every single action

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Being a mime? Fun
      Interacting with a mime? At best a minor inconvenience, at worst annoying as frick

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      disruptive clowns, minus the roleplay. if there's a homosexual on the server acting as if they rolled antag, it's the mime

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      only good mime i've ever seen was one that was straight up mute IRL and wrote at 100 WPM

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      One of the last rounds I played before deciding shit was fricked and left the game entirely, I was playing mime for the first time and got bwoinked because the admin had a problem with my emotes. I wasn't harassing anyone or causing problems or using nasty words or anything. It was either /vg/ or /tg/, don't remember. I think the warning was related to me communicating too much through my gestures. After that I just decided to frick up the station for the rest of the round like most other players, which I guess was the proper way of playing according to the cumlord mods.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      A few years back when I used to play regularly, whenever I played mime my schtick was to be particularly lazy/low effort when miming things. Somehow I was never bwoinked for this, and it led to a lot of funny RP moments where people would scold me IC for lazy miming. Honestly a lot of fun, but I doubt admins would allow shit like that now.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You don't arrest the mime. He keeps you stuck in the cell for 10 minutes while the fellow officers laugh.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever I play Warden or HoS I will, without fail, every round, deputize the Clown or Mime at random and present them with a tool belt, a stungun, cuffs and a sec beret as part of a long standing study.

      Over the years I've noticed Clowns are far more likely to abuse the "power". Clowns that don't tend to get robusted fairly quickly and looted but rarely a Clown will manage to save the day against a Ling or random traitor.

      Mimes on the other hand almost always come in clutch for Sec, almost always get into the "role" of an officer and can handle themselves when targeted. Many times it looked like it was over for Sec during a rev round or xeno outbreak or nuke ops only for the Mime to appear after an hour of being missing and save the day with an arsenal of weapons they always seem to collect as the round decays.

      So Mimes are pretty cool.

  37. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    how can hamlet compete?

  38. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >vgserver
    >2:30hour round
    >captain has to be physically restrained from calling the shuttle out of boredom
    >admin is finally done picking out ghosts and setting up his event
    >lord_of_the_rings_theme.midi starts playing
    >station is invaded by the fellowship
    >Frodo carries the nuke disk and they need to blow up the station or some shit
    >everybody's hyped as frick
    >Gandalf comes running in front and is obliterated by sec's wall of lasers
    >round ends immediately because he was a wizard and he's dead now
    The only time I felt bad for an admin

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I remember being in an extreme lowpop round on vgstation at around 0100 local time, it was just me and one other guy (or so I thought)

      a mod actually set up a Jason Vorhees attacks SS13 event just for us and the two other people who trickled in over the course of an hour, it was great. genuinely kind of spooky and atmospheric, too, that late with that population

  39. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >colonial marines bans you if you say moron now
    why is this even a thing

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      latest leftist thing is to ban people for saying moron because its some made up no-no in their deranged psychotic minds

      these people work like a trendy cult with bad ideas percolating across cliques while everyone pressures each other to "do the right thing" and virtue signal how progressive and leftist they are by clamping down on moronic shit even harder than they already were.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        it's hilarious they don't even allow it ICC despite the clear culture and language the US military use

  40. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Janitor is the best job

    >mop up the floor
    >wait for someone to run by and slip
    >murder them
    >clean up mess
    >rinse and repeat

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      No, what pisses them off more than murdering them: when they slip, simply point to the wet floor sign.
      I have been physically assaulted so many times for that without ever needing to do a thing other than mop or point.

  41. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >OH MY LET ME HONK YOU GOOD!

  42. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    So is there any fun servers to play as a new player? I played on Goon back in march but got warned for calling someone a b***h which killed my interest but I got interested again.

  43. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >play HoP
    >clown wants all access
    >agrees to wager his job and human rights at rock paper scissors for it
    >he wins
    sorry cap, it was out of my hands

  44. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    So, any FO13 players here? Will we gonna get a new server or is it good as dead finally?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        WE GAAN

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      i kinda miss dr2 despite the awful stalker admins, some of the characters there were pretty fun to rp with

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Used to but the drama with DR2 left a bad taste in my mouth.
      Funny how this lead to me being accused of doxing the (I think?) owner and me getting permaban from Bee, despite me never setting a foot there before finding out about it.

  45. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Burgerstation.

  46. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did the SS14 devs really expect a massive wave of new players from that trailer?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      what trailer?

  47. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I miss highpop LRP beestation

  48. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    If I had the programming knowledge 10 years ago, I would've remade SS13 engine while off the job. Now SS14 is the de-facto remake and it's shit

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      ss15 beckons

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >there are now 15 competing stations

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It won't matter if they made 42 space station remakes.
        The integrity of the admemes is only as strong as the weakest member.
        All it takes is for one of them to troon out, or let one of them in, and it opens the floodgates.
        One lets in another, who lets in another, until they can either whip the rest into submission or get rid of them.
        SS13 fell because furries got in to positions of power, invited all their coomer friends, half of them trooned out, and now we have lizards and catboys in command positions, and everyone with power is a complete maniac.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Afaik always have been like this. It is just two sides of the autism spectrum in a constant battle of mental moronation, the difference being that one had strict parents and the other's didn't give a frick.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >It's always been like this.
            You're either disingenuous or moronic.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, one of tg's older hosts was a furry, for one.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                he was a good for a long while however thoughbeit, until he self-destructed

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                He was shit, moron. before he made /tg/station he was a known lolcow/tripgay from /tg/ justifiably laughed at for being an otherkin
                he was only "good" when he never interacted with the other admins and players for the first couple of years
                are you the moron who keeps whining about furgays being the agents of every bad shit that happened to this miserable game and yet keeps defending the old /tg/ terrible degenerate adminsfrom 12 years ago? lmao

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          you are preaching to the choir, at least here, i saw that happen in real time

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I think Ganker is the best examination of what monarchs in the 20th century felt like as times change and they are left in the past.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          i used join the furry roleplaying server to destroy their roleplay in character, and constantly swap my identity before i get recognized as a griefer. it kept them in a constant state of tard rage, but it wasn't against server rules.

          i tried to take their server seriously as i could, but after i got the shit kicked out of me because i was cloned into another crew members body, and then beat up by them for failing to RP, and stealing their identity, i started trying my best to make the 5 hours they frick each other hell.

          now that it's bled into the main game and every server is adding bloat for morons, i left the game permanently lol. everyone just wants to roleplay as their gaysona, and don't know how to act normal. like everyone keeps flirting and making normal conversations about having sex, and then they get violently mad when you dont want to engage with them in that way. its like a drug addict fiending for a fix, absolutely inconsolable.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >and don't know how to act normal. like everyone keeps flirting and making normal conversations about having sex
            this is just how homos act in general

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              straight people can be exactly like that though. i blame the hypersexualized nature of the furry community. have never met a furry that was actually normal - even straight furries lmao.

  49. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've always loved the stories I've read about SS13 but I just can't be fricked to actually play the game, don't feel like dealing with shit mods

  50. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >"ATTENTION CREW! LOOK UP, THERE IS NO CEILING, ONLY A GIANT UNWASHED NECK BEARD STARING DOWN AT US IN A DARK ROOM!"
    >years ago, banned for a few hours for causing a station wide panic and giving the priest a crisis of faith
    >now, just get permabanned for transphobia
    I'm not sure which is funnier

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >>and giving the priest a crisis of faith
      I miss when people handled goofy shit IC instead of going straight to report and permaban (through discord, of course). Like what's the fricking point of playing a role playing game if you're not going to at least SOMEWHAT roleplay

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        "Roleplay" seems to mostly be code for "having everything go exactly as predicted." They don't really want to play a role besides that of the protagonist of their own story that never dies. Unless it's one of their friends killing them, of course.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Now I'm sad. What's fun about a story with no conflict?

  51. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    has byond switched to webkit yet? I'm tired of playing with trannies on SS14 because ss13 doesn't work on linux

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I got it working almost perfectly on Mint, but keep in mind that any server that uses tgui (any server that uses tgcode as a base which is most of them) will be broken for you and there's absolutely nothing that can be done about it (and believe me, I tried and tried)
      vgstation is the only server one needs anyway, and it's still yet untainted by estrogenic tgcoder claws.

      >Step 0: Open up your console and put your Neo trenchcoat and glasses on
      >Step 1: you must have a 32 bit wine prefix, if not, type this: WINEARCH=win32 WINEPREFIX=relevant/prefix/path wineboot
      >Step 2: WINEARCH=win32 WINEPREFIX=relevant/prefix/path winetricks wsh56 wsh57 jscript mfc42 vcrun6
      Step 3: WINEARCH=win32 WINEPREFIX=relevant/prefix/path winetricks allfonts mfc42 gdiplus vcrun2008 vcrun2013 windowscodecs ogg ole32 riched30 msls31 wmp10
      (some of these might fail to download from their archives, but it's not a big deal. it happened to me and my BYOND runs without any issue.)
      Step 4: WINEARCH=win32 WINEPREFIX=relevant/prefix/path winetricks ie8
      Step 5: Download BYOND from the website, place installation .exe file in prefixname/drive_c/windows/system32
      Step 6: WINEARCH=win32 WINEPREFIX=relevant/prefix/path wine (VERSION NUMBER)_byond.exe
      Step 7: Install as normal, make sure you accept it making a desktop shortcut since this will let you quickly launch it via WINE just by clicking it's desktop icon

  52. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Just disconnect and go elsewhere, whatever humiliation ritual he's trying to make you do isn't worth it.

      On another note, I miss admiral hippie.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Hippie is still around, he just made some more music for a Lisa fangame called Tyler's White Lie (made by the same guy that made Lisa the Vegaful)
        but I'm sure he's done with space station given the trash fire HippieStation became before it imploded into a Singulo

  53. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who's your favourite SS13 admin and why?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      There was this one ss13 admin on liberty station way back when.
      whenever I acted like a shitter, he would bwoink me, engage on a long empathetic conversation and talk me down on doing the bullshit I did before banning me. I guess he figured out I was underaged and saw some value in dialogue.

      Are there even any games that will give me a ss13 fix while being singleplayer?

      I've been thinking about creating a game that would give the same feeling, but I cant really think how to reproduce it

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >israelite tried to groom you
        Pretty typical

  54. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I hated playing the priest because I thought I'd get to goof around spreading my meme faith but turned out I was actually needed and supposed to be competent

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Only on cult rounds.

  55. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Are there even any games that will give me a ss13 fix while being singleplayer?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      final fantasy

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      While it can technically be played single player, Barotrauma is still best as multiplayer but is far more chill than SS13/14. I've never had a bad round of barotrauma, most guys are pretty cool and like to roleplay, and you hardly ever get punished for shenanigans or "unacceptable" roleplay so long as you're not just mindlessly griefing.
      Closest I can think of regarding a single player SS13 experience are autism sims like Dorf Fort, RimWorld, and Songs of Syx. Kenshi comes to mind too, but you'd have to mod it a bit.
      If you're particularly autistic, I think there's still a general on /tg/ for single player RPGs. I've been interested in checking them out, but fortunately I still somehow have friends and a wife to play with, so I haven't bothered yet.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'd recommend Streets of Rogue anytime. One of the most defining things about SS13 for me is how a bunch of unrelated things come together into the perfect catastrophe. In SoR there are a lot of NPC interactions that can lead to a huge, escalating firefight where two gangs fight each other and an errant shot goes through a science lab, destroys their computer and releases the gorilla, or worse, the zombies. Other times it's something as innocious as a shopkeeper taking off after a thief, but the shopkeeper either is killed by the thief or he misses with his shotgun and hits a cop instead so now you can just waltz in there and loot his shit. Frick I love that game.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >More than a month until SoR2
        AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >SoR
        based. As much as I love doing job simulator crap, getting clammy over shit getting chaotic is some of my best memories in SS13. I hope they don't mess anything up in the sequel

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Are there even any games that will give me a ss13 fix while being singleplayer?

      half life 1
      >gordon freeman just a regular old science assistant for research director dr kleiner
      >gman the clown gives kleiner mysterious artifact, sends black mesa into chaos
      >HECU security comes down hard on science
      >xenomorphs get loose
      >gman clown trolling everyone

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I have thought the same so many times but the only game that has given me similar vives is Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead. I know they aren't even close to being similar games but the way you interact with your surroundings, being able to craft all kinds of weird stuff, having mutations, tile based combat, etc. It's similar enough I guess.

      Also someone made this but I haven't played it https://bennetmart.itch.io/rpgstation
      Seems fun

  56. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    sooooo uhhhh whats goin on with ss14?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Psychotic troons mostly

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Psychotic troons mostly

      I think I heard something about nukies being human only and the troons complaining how it's a white human supremacist job since they also believe specieism is a bannable offense.
      So yeah, it's also nearly unplayable.

  57. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've decided to sit down and play every single final fantasy before returning to space station 13.
    that's final fantasy one, final fantasy two, final fantasy three, final fantasy four. Final fantasy five? Final fantasy six... final fantasy seven, final fantasy eight, final fantasy nine (or what I like to call final fantasy dogshit), final fantasy ten, final fantasy ten two, skipping the mmo entirely, final fantasy twelve, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts two, and finally kingdom hearts three (or what I like to call kingdom hearts diarrhea).

    my ckey is not important

  58. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played in a fair few years, is CM still skull numbingly boring with homosexual power tripping admins and shitty gameplay

  59. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    VG (formerly /vg/'s) has fallen..

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Is Pomf an actual troony?

  60. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >trannies invaded this shit too
    wtf is this true

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      if only you knew how many trannies actually post on Ganker

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        transtrenders and groomers, a talmudic tale as old as time

  61. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The thing that gets me is that the servers are still alive
    Did all the players that left actually get replaced by troons

  62. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw every server is so stringent about rules that shit like cargonia would never be possible in current day

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      biggest reason I don't play anymore

      rules rules rules rules rules
      and these shitty cliques of friends so if you offend or upset someone these random people attack or harass you despite no way of possibly knowing anything about what's happened + sometimes they'll be an admin and you have to walk on a fricking eggshells just to try and play the game normally, your every single movement watched and critically judged by these friend groups

      it's fricking stifling, there's no room for letting shit just happen - everything is a byzantine stairwell of escalation rules and rules lawyering so nobody ever fricking does anything except ERP because the ERP is the only thing you're even allowed to do.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        play /vg/station13

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        this
        rule escalation bullshit is cancer. if someone is a dick to me when I'm playing as a chef and I beat them with my rolling pin, ask sec to arrest me, not the badmins to ban me.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >if you offend or upset someone these random people attack or harass you
        This is so true kek, I've metaphorically bricked an account pissing off the wrong people before. Luckily, I switch accounts about every year or so even if I haven't gotten banned from my favorite servers because having 0 notes or prior bans on your account makes playing so much easier, for example every whitelist server looks at your empty ban history and practically let you in no questions asked

  63. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    My hypothesis is that an SS13 sequel or successor or clone or whatever would need to have mainstream appeal, because that's the only way you could have big enough playerbases that servers with good culture could exist
    SS13 is too niche, and trannies infest weird autistic niche games like rats in a pantry

  64. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I never played it, and I wont because I feel like I have fricking curse on me that any community I join turns to shit
    but how is webway, or webdark, or whatever was name of that SS13 spinoff which required proof that you are oldgay

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Lifeweb?

  65. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  66. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't somebody taken this game to the back of the shed and shot it?

  67. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    > Headmin brags about getting rid of the nasty Nword sayers at TG to make it 'streamer safe'
    > Doesnt get rid of sexpests
    > Doesnt get rid of community/staff member who constantly threatens and doxes people
    > Thinks its funny when the head coder posts vore and other OC porn in the discord.
    At least people arent saying BAD WORDS!

  68. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys uhhh don't say slurs okay?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      kek I've been warned for saying "Gay baby jail" too
      though i didn't get banned since i promised to be a good boy afterwards

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      We've gotten to the point where four years ago is the dark ages, huh?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      kek I've been warned for saying "Gay baby jail" too
      though i didn't get banned since i promised to be a good boy afterwards

      that meme is literally four years old kek
      aka prime striking range for troonmin homosexuals

  69. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why is colonial marines the only gimmick server to survive more than two months? How is it so popular?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      People like killing xenos and building shit
      Also everyone starts naked, go figure.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      too many players for the admin team to police so a lot of shit slides past the incompetent morons in charge - their dumb policies dont mean anything most of the time (like not saying moron) until they mechanically enforce it with autobans (as opposed to just censoring bad words so you know this one isn't a "we want to make the server better" thing but a "we actually hate our own players and want a chinese social credit score like communists do" thing.)

      alien players are almost universally gay babies and you're allowed to kill them
      most of the admins are also gay babies and also nearly universally (and very often exclusively) xeno players and you're allowed to kill them
      you always have something to do and cool people to play with that doesn't revolve around ERP or shitty escalation rules everyone understands if a marine kills a xeno or a xeno kills a marine that's just how the game works stop whining

      If there's a server most in need of competition/replacement though it's CM. The worms that slimed their way into admin positions over the years are slowly destroying the only server that's been consistently fun to play on.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      that guy isnt even an actual mod. Hes a developer LARPing as a mod because devs can be mods when theres no one online.
      Every single report he has is him always escalating shit/accusing people. And he has the most reports for a non mod too which isnt his primary job,
      I dont know why the head staff doesn't tell him to stop or takes his mod powers.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >he double-dog dared me man and 9mm isn't even a real caliber
      >there is NO proof that 9mm kills people

  70. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I write so much degenerate fanfic stuff in the setting, still trying to convince myself I'm not part of the problem sect of the community LMAO

  71. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently every server has an application process or you have to link your ckey to discord now to play.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      play /vg/station13

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Is that the one that has these at the end? I thought they were really funny to read.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          The best one's are where they just align and rhyme.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Hell I'm gonna pop in again sometime then.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              The highest pop is evening/night US time. Rather dead in Euroozones, but there's always someone.
              The server has rules, you need to be an absolute Black person to get banned.
              People are nice. You'd think it's a LowRP hell, but no. I consider this server HighRP. But it's not HighRP that you know from Bay or whatever, where people type out paragraphs when emoting. It's the type of HighRP where everyone plays a character. It might be stupid. It might be borderline memetic, they they usually commit.
              Cya in space, cowboy.

  72. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    SS13 battle royale was the best thing goonstation ever did and they never let it just be an actual game mode. The depth of the interactions between the systems gave so many options in that kind of a free for all situation.

  73. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      grim

  74. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    /vg/ is a hard recc if you're wanting to relive the glory days of ss13. admins are not pearl-clutching puritans, good mix of rp and shittery, and and all around friendly community that doesn't trend too heavy into culture war bs on either side. it is the perfect ss13 experience, to my mind.

    goon sucks lifeweb sucks TG sucks bay sucks every member of staff on those servers have horrible empty lives and they deserve it

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      lifeweb is fun............
      feels good having submitted a report maybe 1-2 times total, never having to interact with staff, yet the game still gets properly moderated

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        How is Lifeweb nowadays? I haven't played since 2018, mainly because it was annoying to play

  75. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good server for SS14?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      not Space Station 13

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        hi schlomo

  76. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Some of the code that modern servers run.

  77. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  78. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      i never know what's funniest, the fact it can happen or the fact people just watch it happen in silence (minus the mime)

  79. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I knew things were getting bad for tg years ago when there were ongoing debates about banning slurs
    The infurating part was watching a bunch of communist homosexuals desperately try to frame their limp-dicked censorship attempts as a form of maturity
    But not as infuriating as knowing that, in the end, the administration would be too fricking moronic to see through the attempt

  80. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    i think this is my favorite moment of SS13 of all my time playing it.

  81. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      where the frick is this, is that goon?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        No, some TG-offshoot ERP server I imagine.

        God I hate thinking about what goon is now, as someone who started on it after watching Plumphelmetpunk's videos back in like 2014.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >God I hate thinking about what goon is now, as someone who started on it after watching Plumphelmetpunk's videos back in like 2014.
          I know the feeling. Goon removed piss recently because the tranmins didn't like "eww disgusting pee" when they have recipes for triplepiss still, and also started banning for swearing too much. I'm convinced this puritan spiral is going to continue and they'll remove all the drugs, next.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            The types of religious fanatics that created quakers and puritans are the same religious fanatics doing the same things with the woke religion.

            These people would've been the most insufferable christians imaginable a hundred years ago. Makes it pretty clear this is a genetic trait of theirs but uniquely identifiable today because they follow something completely nonsensical but for the social power it gives them.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I think alcohol is next on the chopping block, atleast it is in real life among these types. Drugs are still too hip

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              but aren't those people all about their ipas and wine and all that

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                nah that's just their hapless enablers, a true troony sees alcohol as akin to smoking, just stubborn people harming their bodies cause tradition or lols or some shit.
                all while endorsing adderall and weed consumption mind you

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                not to mention mutilation

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >too hip
              Botanist sez: IT'S HIP TO FRICK BEES

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Goon was the best server to play on during the shitty mergefest that all the TG downstreams had in 2018-2019, It was always a liberal troony server but it had charm for a very long time. Shame it just literally quit evolving in like 2015.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              I think that's why it became the most popular cluster of servers: it stayed consistent while everyone else was backstabbing each other.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            its the same kind of gays
            >haven't played the game for 6+ months
            >in discord 24/7
            >admeme bootlicker trying to get into some kind of sekrit club
            >"DA HECKIN TIDERS BROO, DEY RUINED DA GAME"
            >probably a hubbie

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Walk into the locker room on any station
          >Half of the lockers now are LGBT2SPBBQ+ bullshit
          It's not just vg

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I meant goon but I bet vg has them now, too

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          my home station ran bee code, was the only Australian station i knew of so only one with good ping.

          we died cuz of low pop not any of this bs where our admins pozzed out

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            austation?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous
  82. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm here to shill /vg/ we need the pop c'mon bros play with us only like 50% of the admins are hard gay the rest are just soft gay

  83. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    how did this game become the furrycore game of this generation

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Lack of gatekeeping.

  84. 6 days ago
    Anonymous


    play /vg/station13

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        did he figure out how to fix the scrungularity?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I quit vgstation because for as bad as Goonclub's metaclubbing and SS14s nazi shitmins are, they do not compare to vgstations metaclub. A literal discord cult that has been in existence for 15 years who will single out random people on station and frick with them, antag or not, until they quit. All of them having a silent agreement with one another to not mess with each other in-game if they're doing a gimmick.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >they do not compare to vgstations metaclub
        The biggest meme there is. Literally nothing you said is true. And I've been banned quite a few times.
        >A literal discord cult that has been in existence for 15 years
        The discord didn't even exist for this long.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          kek, metaclub Black person. everything I said is true, everyone who has had the misfortune of being on vg has left except the metaclub Black folk, that's why your station is a ghost down

          cope
          seethe
          dilate
          rope
          and whine to your little b***hes on your forum to try to figure out who i am so you can get me banned.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Luhza you know that even at the golden age of /vg/station (pre 2017,) the average round population was like 4-26 players, right? You were a fetus when the server was in its golden age you slavBlack person moron.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              when I played (2016 or so) we easily got 40 players on prime time. those numbers went down because the homosexuals who run it couldn't help themselves when they got any power at all.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Luhza you know that even at the golden age of /vg/station (pre 2017,) the average round population was like 4-26 players, right? You were a fetus when the server was in its golden age you slavBlack person moron.

                shit i just checked my profile and my last stint on /vg/ was late 2015. either ways point still stands: you had one of the most populated tg clones on ss13 and you killed it.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                i started playing in 2015 and at prime time the rounds were about 25 people on average. i dont know where the meme about /vg/ having pop came from because its always been a small server with way too many admins.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Prime Time where? Europe? East Coast?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Evening night US. 20+ players every day.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >The discord didn't even exist for this long.
          you can be discordBlack folk outside of discord

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Beter is that you?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          no my name is yahir keppinger and I think vg admins are homosexuals.

  85. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  86. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK

  87. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  88. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Be on Fulp two years ago.
    >My character, a Caveman, really doesn't like furries or scalies.
    >Goes out of his way to be racist toward them.
    >Someone got butthurt IRL and reported me to the mod.
    >Boinked.
    >"Hey, we've got reports that you're being racist toward certain folk on the station. You want to explain?"
    >Just as I'm boinked, I have my character in-character call the Botanist, a Lizard Man, a Useless Ligger for doing nothing but making weed all shift instead of actual fruits and vegetables.
    >"Ah, I see."
    >Banned for a month.

  89. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of amougus

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      gonna cut you up

  90. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  91. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Furgays were and always will be no different than trannies.

  92. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Does this game accurately depict space decompression?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      There is not a single codebase that depicts space decompression accurately

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't space decompression a myth?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          math and physics say that its probably real but I havent seen any footage of it. That's something nasa ought to do

          I hate that detective is pretty much useless for detecting agaisnt anyone with half a brain

          I saw some people play it by dressing up as another role like Assistant. This is probably useless and a death sentence against conversion antags but its probably a little more fun and maybe useful

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      it depicts it like dobson does

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      No, you get sucked out and just take burn and brute damage. No explosion

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This is a fetish thing isn't it? Why is space decompression a fetish?

  93. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Ssethtide both brought in more players than the game ever had and singlehandedly irreversibly damaged the game
    I will never forgive that israelite bastard for exposing the game to normies

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      the troons and furgays were already here though

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The sexpests were already here, they just used the tide of new players to worm their way into management.
      If you really want them out, prove why they need to be kicked out.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      If anything the ssethtide slowed the irreversible progress the SS13 communities followed.

      Blame the tumblr 'cords for spreading the good word amongst their followers.

  94. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that detective is pretty much useless for detecting agaisnt anyone with half a brain

  95. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How's /vg/ station's pop and new content nowadays

  96. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the vocaroo
    You know the one

  97. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Cargonia subhumans declare independence after the HoP Black person helps them
    >Bomb them to shreds without ever leaving my office
    God I loved tellyscience

  98. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's so weird that this is the first day in a long while that I play SS14 and I see this on Ganker.

    Same with the Jak and Daxter stuff.

  99. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    We can never go back.

  100. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    120+ tg rounds will forever be my home.
    It was a great time.

  101. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Someone PLEASE tell me theres a good active server to play on, I didn't even get to learn nanomachines before things got dumb and I gave up, I want to make the ultimate lifeform

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      /vg/, it's not populated at all hours though sadly

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      monkestation has nanomachines and good mods (last I checked)

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        How's the pop and how long is an average round?
        Also what's the RP level

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Last time I checked, it averaged 40-80 players with peak hours rising above the average frequently.
          An average round lasts from a bit less than an hour to an hour and a half. The less the pop is, the more likely a shift is to hit the 2 hour mark if at all.
          The RP level of the server is self proclaimed as "roleplay", as in, they try not to label themselves as a specific RP level and try to allow fun and shenanigans without it being an anarchic hellhole. Though the community mostly agrees that it is somewhere in between LRP and MRP leaning on LRP more often than not.
          Also fair warning it's a streamer server but it's easy to avoid stream times and/ or the streamer's character and rounds are rarely affected negatively due to streamer mishaps.
          >tl;dr 40-80 pop, 1hr-1.5hr, LRP/MRP

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            So it's a stupid high pop /vg/?

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              its absolutely not /vg/
              its a different kind of server and as much effort the little newtards try to put into their game, its still a reddit server for reddit people
              but you don't have to cater every single homosexual, ignore the kind of people your gut tells you and the ride would be much smoother

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Closer to modern TG with features added from servers like Beestation and Goon and a lot of the things TG removed are back. It's a fork, so it isn't a direct downstream. Not really comparable to /vg/, it's friendly to the alphabet club and does not allow slurs, speciesm is frowned upon and there's very little gatekeeping if at all.
              Like

              its absolutely not /vg/
              its a different kind of server and as much effort the little newtards try to put into their game, its still a reddit server for reddit people
              but you don't have to cater every single homosexual, ignore the kind of people your gut tells you and the ride would be much smoother

              said it's very much not /vg/

  102. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I visited the /vg/ thread and its just schizos spamming ai slop. how long has it been this bad

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      About a year or two now. Even pomf doesn't go on the thread anymore.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        i'm here right now though

        When VG trooned out and half the admins came out as trannies
        Pomf recently came out as an actual pedophile and fully endorsed pedophilia so an exposed pedophile could stay as an admin

        VG is a discord server and they actively go against Ganker and hate people who come from Ganker. They have been recruiting trannies from discord for many years and it's their only source of new players.

        have a nice day you stupid fricking Black person

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          If you're the REAL pomf ping me, the egg, on the discord right now, mister.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Okay shit it is the real pomf. Good luck, chicken man.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          fake news

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Thoughts on these beautiful ladies?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >stupid fricking Black person
          Aren't you black yourself? You shouldn't call white people that

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            i'm not black

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      you're gonna have to be more specific because that's multiple generals

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      When VG trooned out and half the admins came out as trannies
      Pomf recently came out as an actual pedophile and fully endorsed pedophilia so an exposed pedophile could stay as an admin

  103. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any active Ganker server?

  104. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    name a more disingenuous server

  105. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The VG server should add the furry ERP features from SPLURT, that will surely attract more people

  106. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >people still reply to bait
    >people still reply to a guy obviously replying to himself repeatedly
    the more things change, the more they stay the same.

  107. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Played on goon from '21 till '22 on low pop rounds but then got bored. Their servers still somewhat tolerable nowadays?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I never really got into Goon because of how many powergamers and obtuse features it had but that was circa 2019-2020.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I only ever met one powergaming nerd during my time and even then it wasn't all the time.

  108. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >this entire thread
    Boy it's sure a fricking shame I play on a troony server or something and nobody from Ganker would want to play on it. How terrible. Everyone is truly missing out.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      All servers are troony servers, unless you host one yourself.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Which one?

  109. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or is /misc/ losing influence? It seems like every day more and more boards reject them

  110. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or are Resetera tourists losing influence? It seems like every day more and more users ignore them entirely.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't even thought about ResetEra since 2018.
      Figured that it had imploded on itself.

  111. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me? It seems

  112. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or is vasby poggy woggy? Poggy woggy vasby tummies yummies

  113. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    why are /vg/ gays this psychotic

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      homemade HRT from boiling plastic bags

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      constant general threads allow schizophrenics to become the center of attention in every single thread
      like in this thread, a single angry weirdo can take control of an entire thread for 500 posts through spam and replying to themselves

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Sad cope. Discord is where the admins are, it's where all the drama is, where all the decisions are made. If VG gays are psychotic they all must come from discord. One based guy in a thread who simply posts proof of what VG gays do doesn't make VG gays psychotic.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Huh?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Case in point. This isn't about who is right or wrong, who is acting crazy and schizo. It's about running defense for VG. Same routine every time. You know it's over when the discord gay that's huh posting

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I am in the Discord server and there is never any drama going on, it's just a group of guys, one half politics-obsessed chuds and the other half anime-obsessed basedboys, coexisting together in peace and harmony

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much. People get Shitposter Exhaustion and just go elsewhere to talk about things. Social media wires its constant users to tolerate doing the same insane online activity over and over again. Barneygay used to be a boogeyman for browsing Ganker all day every single day and somehow finding every thread where ponies were posted and then spamming it until the mods got involved, but nowadays every Generation Z guy on Ganker is like a mini-barneygay that can waste their free time to drive down the quality of conversation of the online micro-communities they're not currently welcomed in, with the same dedication as getting paid for the same activity would give, except they're doing it for no real reward in any single form. I don't imagine revenge being satisfying when it comes at the cost of wasting an enormous amount of time, so it probably has to be the attention received because of the social media wiring, which makes long-time users crave and get satisfied by any sort of attention. I can't even get mad about the shitposting because it is an issue coming from websites like Twitter conditioning people to behave like this, with negative consequences for Ganker, and the shitposters are unaware victims of it. It feels bad, man.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          All those mental gymnastics and armchair psudeo intellectual psychology just because you can't accept the fact that most people fricking loathe trannies and VG got completely assfricked by them while admins gloat about being pedophiles
          >umm actually the people who had any problem with this are [insert pseudo intellectual essay]
          VG would have been fine if they just focused on the game and snuffed out trash like discord and furries ERPing every round

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            What trannies? The only troony that ever ended up in the admin team was supposedly Valkyrie, and PJB became a troony long after leaving and starting SS14. Don't throw "troony" at anything you don't like just because other people on Ganker do it, otherwise it loses all weight. I haven't really seen furries either but everyone bullies the vox anyway, traders tend to get executed or permabrigged if they rob the vault and get way harsher sentences if caught by space law.
            You are disregarding the post as a defensive reaction because you do not like the possibly hostile, condescending tone of it, and the only worse thing than having to admit that someone could be right is having to admit that someone you don't like could be right, but on Ganker everyone is meant to be anonymous, there's no ego nor face to save. I believe you'd feel better after getting involved in some better hobbies. Pick up cooking, play retro videogames (I recommend Deus Ex), start a collection, write cool stories, learn to program, I don't know of your circumstances but I don't believe they are good if you are spending so much time getting angry at things online and trying to take revenge on /vg/station. This isn't condescending nor hostile, I hope your life improves anon, but you'll also need a little bit of initiative to get started on something you might like. I still continue to enjoy videogames even though I am averse to trying out things that are outside my comfort zone, and if I get angry I'll probably just play some games that I like. That's why I consider hobbies to be nice. Not to assume that you don't have a hobby, it's just that a lot of the time spent could be used in engaging with something you'd enjoy more. Too many people spend their days by ruining them, such as through playing League of Legends or looking at terrible online news.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              troony cope. Stopped reading at ''people bully vox''
              VG is one step away from making touching vox a bannable offense

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                no it's not, everyone distrusts the vox for obvious reasons

  114. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    You guys should go to sleep, isn't it very late?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      i only got off work 3 hours ago

  115. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      That has been deboonked perchance

  116. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I love cashe tummy and vasby cooter

  117. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    biggest problem i have with this is i'm not creative enough to think of funny shit to do on rounds.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Just hop onto the furry server with the most players

  118. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  119. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The best thing about SS13 is the cool AI art people make about the game

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You have to go back. Leave at least one thread alone.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Fake fan detected

  120. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  121. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  122. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  123. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I told you frickers on /vg/ to ban him as soon as he showed up. Now every thread on Ganker has to deal with his homosexualry.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You ok?

  124. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    IIRC this was some dude i used to co-admin with
    good sport but just a total gay. would always bully him during shifts

  125. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    any knowers?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I heard about his plight through /vm/, but only barely
      what was 8ss13 like?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous
  126. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just so everyone knows I've been working on Vol 5 of VG's greatest hits. The delay happened because I realized 5th album was going to be inferior to vol 4. Scrapped a few songs to be replaced with something much better. Now I am one song short and the songs that I have are good enough to release.
    Don't worry guys. Might make a /vg/ thread later, I see you guys need help with that.

  127. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >SS13 thread actually hit the bump limit
    Good shit.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like there is a big chunk of Ganker that has an interest in SS13 and would love to play the game if there was an actual server to play on and not some VG dilation hole for discord freaks to drop their load in

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