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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sampo sex

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you the autist that keeps replying to every one of their official tweets about how you want to see naked sampo?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people lust after this rabbit looking thing?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's cute
      I've seen humanizing arts of pom-pom since day 1

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're telling me if you had a pussy you wouldn't let him snag your hips with his little paws and cram his animal dick in you???

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love this little kawaii shitter like you wouldn't believe.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really dislike him but I'm really glad that they don't shove him up your ass. I'm tired of all those Fous and other kawaii shitter mascots.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least Fou never said a word in the game except some times when Merlin showed up. I think GBF started the shitty trend of talking mascots being little fricks in every single dialogue.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget that there's no fricking Mashit to ruin the mood. And the MC is not simply a piece of furniture that doesn't do anything but somehow beats enemies with the power of friendship.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              March 7thson is literally a Mash that's fun at parties tho, and the trailblazer kinda feels like an improvement from the Traveler that just copied the classic self-insert bait formula. Genshin safely took the classic stuff but in here they went beyond it
              The campaign's pace is still bad tho no one can deny that.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                March doesn't follow you 24/7 and is not being a boring I'm always here for you Guda character. God mash so fricking boring. I'm so fricking glad BB fricked her over in the CCC event(the only good event in the whole game).

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Traveler that just copied the classic self-insert bait formula
                Black person what? They tried making the traveller his own character in 3.0. And it's fricking awful. People shit on self-inserts but this character they have created for him is so bad it drags down the story. Hell, even in 4.0 where they made him less annoying and unlikeable, there's still some shitty parts of his "fixed character" like how he spergs whenever Scara is on screen.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best gacha mascot ever.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Epically shit

    How do you make a game with billions of dollars in budget but give it literally zero content?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally cannot progress because my relics are all shit. They really thought they could do Genshin's system on a turn based game.
    Epic kusoge.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How? Game literally prevents you from scrapping your relics if they have any exp. How did you dingus the game up so bad?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Read slowly next time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon unless you are talking MOC, no content "needs" perfect relics with perfect substatus.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think I'm talking about? Its the only content left in the game lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You literally cant finished Abyss in 1.0 because there was not enough material or characters yet to clear it.
      Unless you are a paypig.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >600 jades for every 2 weeks.
        >1200 jades for 28 days
        >1200/160= 10?

        >Unless you are a paypig.
        >1200 jades/month
        Imagine spending $5000 early so you can reach level cap and gambling on multiple characters and their dupe just so you can win(?) a $20 worth of gacha currency every month.
        You need to play the game for more than 20 years just to get the same amount of currency from MoC.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are you talking about? just use Fire MC, Gepard, March 8th or Natasha bro

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Being diligent with your dailies gives you less than half a ticket a day
    >Being diligent with SU gives you less than a ticket a week
    >Supply Pass gives you half a ticket a day
    I have concerns

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unless you're talking about the only rotating endgame in this game, you don't "NEED" perfect relics to read the story

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Memories of Chaos gives like 2 or 3 pulls worth of gems every two weeks
    meh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      MOC is a 10-roll every 30 days

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      MOC is a 10-roll every 30 days

      >600 jades for every 2 weeks.
      >1200 jades for 28 days
      >1200/160= 10?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't want Hook because "lol, boring shitty e-girl unit"
    >finally do her wholesome ass quest and find out she's actually not a brat
    >now i want Hook
    >banner is gone

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      go play her trial character in the fight club event and see that she's also a very good dps on top of everything else

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she's also a very good dps
        is she? i thought destruction characters sucked

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          she is consistent single target while other single target units require specific things like Arlan's Hp or Yanqing buff that is dispelled on hit
          and is easy to build because you get a free light cone called Woof! Walk Time!

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Berry-light reminder

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitskin cope

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the writers on Honkey completely different to Genshin?
    The quality of the writing and quests are so much better that I find it difficult to think they're the same.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As others have always said, Honkai is their passion, Genshin is their money maker.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that's true I'm glad I enjoy sci-fi more than fantasy. Hope this game ends up expanding as much as Genshin did. It'd be nice if new worlds come quicker too as it's not open world.

        I dropped Genshin pretty fast because I don't give a shit about any of the characters but the Honkai MC is so fricking cute and autistic and the story is not complete shit. Not to mention I love turn based games. Zelda slop is not for me.

        Zhongli and Raiden were interesting but everyone else kinda sucked. Never played Sumeru though.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It won't, simply because zoomers have ADHD and cannot handle anything that is not in real time. The game is too slow and boring for them.
          Not to mention it doesn't have that open world effect.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          HSR isn't really sci-fi.
          It's more like Sci-fantasy. It's more fantasy than Star Wars

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's more fantasy than Star Wars
            Ehhh, debatable. They contextualize the Aeons and powers pretty well. Magic doesn't seem as notable as the Force in Star Wars

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Aeons are just magic, my dude. What are you even talking about. Literally every power that characters show come from this "magic".
              Star Wars only has the Jedi and Sith with magical powers, and even then that's not that flashy(telekinesis and sometimes lightning).
              Here we have motherfrickers throwing fire, ice, black holes and having giant electrical Stands. That's fantasy as shit

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most characters just use tech like Hook's Diggertron. Only dudes like MC, Jing Yuan and Welt use "magic".

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                M7 can literally materialize ice out of fricking nowhere is not magic?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              aoens are just a rehash of archons who are fantasy gods

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Archons are just powerful people. Aeons are basically eldritch monstrosities.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, now Honkai is ALSO their money maker

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >over 100 million on mobile alone
          the frick

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf? What are people buying?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is not that hard to imagine, assuming everyone buys the Battle Pass or Daily Jade login you only need 18.6m players.
            If people buy both you only need half of that.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            stamina
            dupes
            more stamina
            more dupes
            kinda surprised people still don't understand how whales carry these games after so many years of the same fricking shit over and over

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chink and Japs simping more likely, why do you think game like Nikke beating FGO?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't include PC
          >doesn't include android
          >estimate based on game ranking and other companies revenue reports

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Always remember this when people tell you you can play for free. In 99% of cases they have bought a battle pass or gems, and will say things like, "but it's like buying a $60 game so it doesn't matter." They are a bunch of gambling addicts, never trust them.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            that fricking premium battle pass gives you upgrade materials too
            you damn near need to pay to properly 'gear' up the characters you get from gambling at any decent speed

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you damn near need to pay to properly 'gear' up the characters you get from gambling at any decent speed
              For what purpose? story mobs is dogshit easy and MoC doesn't gave you enough to paid back any purchase you did.
              See

              [...]
              >Unless you are a paypig.
              >1200 jades/month
              Imagine spending $5000 early so you can reach level cap and gambling on multiple characters and their dupe just so you can win(?) a $20 worth of gacha currency every month.
              You need to play the game for more than 20 years just to get the same amount of currency from MoC.

              People who whaling in this game are just a waifugays or fujo.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Battle pass is just a subscription. Playing a f2p game without it is just wasting time pretty much

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >. In 99% of cases they have bought a battle pass or gems, and will say things like, "but it's like buying a $60 game so it doesn't matter."
            Not paying a single cent for any gacha, dunno why people should force me to paid them or think I actually did.
            There is no point of paying it anyway when the game literally got no ranking or pvp content like a literal MMO.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can beat the main quest with just the characters you get for free without having to pull once

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's never been the case, they bet their entire company's existence on Genshin

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dropped Genshin pretty fast because I don't give a shit about any of the characters but the Honkai MC is so fricking cute and autistic and the story is not complete shit. Not to mention I love turn based games. Zelda slop is not for me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It certainly almost feels like it. The character sidequests are actually about the characters themselves instead of centering it around some random NPC.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All problems that have been pointed at Genshin's writing and gameplay are solved in star rail. Playable characters exist in the world, story quests focus on the character in the story not random NPCs, they don't repeat everything said 4 times to stall for time, and there's a skip button

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All problems that have been pointed at Genshin's gameplay are solved in star rail
        ???

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Farming can be done easily, relics/artifacts are secondary too level and talent level, skip button, no paimon, world isn't empty even if it's smaller. Rewards are actually greater in mini events, so probably greater in major events too. 420 Primos in genshin to 600 Jade in Starrail etc.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct
            That's not gameplay, also not gameplay.
            Correct
            Not gameplay, but also correct.
            Correct
            That's not gameplay.
            That's not gameplay.
            And additionally, the CORE gameplay is completely fricking different. One is a character action game and one is a JRPG.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >skip button
            Only for section where you defeated by boss monster, you still can't skip the whole thing the first time.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've stopped playing it as of today.
    I'm basically done, I've realized that it's just gonna be the same shit every day to grind numbers that mean nothing with gameplay that looks good but isn't engaging.
    Also because battlepass/FOMO style live service elements in games just demotivate me and make me quit forever rather than waste time trying to keep up with the endless churn.
    So I quit.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only play this for the FeMC

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canon MC is male

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. ranny

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stealing jokes from tales of

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person this joke is older than you

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tales of
        Imagine shilling Tales in current year KEKL

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kys amerishit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tales of
      Imagine shilling Tales in current year KEKL

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible bounty pictures are a great gag.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Asta's English voice make me Hard?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literaly Mona

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But she also voices Hook, does Hook's voice make you hard? Also with how many characters from Genshin came back, like Rosaria into Natasha, it's funny how Paimon's voice actress is entirely ignored

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >But she also voices Hook, does Hook's voice make you hard?
          No because she puts on a gremlin voice for Hook, b***h has range
          Clara is also pretty good especially when you consider that's the same VA that does Klee

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with clara, cumming inside her pussy and headpatting her as she convulses and my sperm comes out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best post itt right now

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that all Genshin content creators jumped on the Star Rail bandwagon. I was hoping the game will die once the sponsored shill streams stop but I guess we'll have to wait for Fontaine for them to come back.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The next Genshin update is a FRICKING CARD GAME EVENT

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        TCG is unironically more engaging than Star Rail combat

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, it's stupid and a waste of time with how long battles can take.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genshin is dead bro

  18. 10 months ago
    saucy

    Tales of Symphonia joke

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I may be moronic but is there a way to use items in combat?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick what's the fricking point of them then?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mostly just to help casual moron or people who too lazy to farm material clearing story content.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to Honkai Star Rail Ganyu

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me on the right

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do morons start using words like "dopamine" and "gambling" when discussing gacha games? Black person you bought a dessert for 4.99€ because it taste good and you feel good about it but suddenly spending 5€ a month is a bad dopamine hit?

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taking my time, just finished beating Cocolia yesterday.

    Why do you guys rush the game?
    You are not Youtube video makers.
    Wonder if we will get a NEET character.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want one(1) tingyun but this fricking game keeps giving me march and dan heng frick

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was the first character I got after the forced Asta but my free 5* was the ice twink so I lost.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry anon my first 5* was also ice twink so you're not alone. At least he's somewhat strong right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taking my time with it, played daily since release and haven't even finished the main story yet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do you guys rush the game?
      why is this the only argument changs have?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rush the game
      Sorry I have more than 50mn a day for my hobby
      Sucks to be you

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats why we dont have decent MMOs anymore

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What?
        I am a NEET, and just do things slowly.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You aren't taking things slow homie
          By the time you catch up, Clara is gonna be a milf

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone managed to beat Kafka at lvl 50? I tried Abundance but she just stacked her dmg boost to the moon and deleted my team.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lvl 50 was a while ago but because I have yanqing, march and pela remembrance fricked her up real good

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pela can't freeze though? Does Remembrance have all ice dmg freeze blessing or something?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a buff that lets you freeze every 5 hits idk man remembrance is my go to for every SU that's not world 6

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            After hitting level cap for each appropriated stage, Hunt path is the best and fastest because how insane the resonance damage does.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's fun to see them not moving at all and if I get the dissonances they get assraped

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Disassociation is busted. That might be the only way to do it at low level. I have to try it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when you have full stack of remembrance powers + the nihility one that applies random debuffs when attacking weakness broken enemies
                Watching those shitty bosses lose 80% of their health bar in a single turn when everything snaps off after getting my ass beat on other paths was the most cathartic I've ever felt in this game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I managed to kill her at level 40 cap by getting two dewdrop 3 stars blessings that enhanced your damage from healing and max HP.
      Took lot of RNG for sure, but my Nat who only can do 200 dmg normal attack became almost 15k because She's the only unit that got 3k max HP, others do also got the same buff and do insane damage.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    QQ is pure friends with benefits material. I love this lazy shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to play strip mahjong with her

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone seen the yukong leaks? What does she buff?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She buffs atk and crit stats but the buffs are super limited and restricting, probably given how strong they are. Her skill applies two stacks of a party wide buff on herself. The next two party member actions have atk boosted. So unless your next two characters taking action are dps, your skill is pretty much wasted. Also her ult only applies the crit buff if she has stacks of her skill in play. Otherwise it just does damage to the target.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how the buff works with Clara's counter attack.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit, it does work with Clara's counter and it doesn't reduce the buff count while the attack buff still active during counter.
          https://streamable.com/eamhqj

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah because her buff lasts for "tot actions".
            Follow up attacks are no actions.
            Ultimates shouldn't either, unless I'm wrong

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ultimates might. How stuff works in this game can be a bit jank.
              >Silvermane Lieutenant sets shield for countering attacks
              >Won't counter follow-ups
              >Will counter Ultimates

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would say that it would have to be "targeted" the counter doesn't trigger on anything that isn't you deciding to do it to them, so dots don't count, followups don't count, counters don't count. It has to be you the player deciding to hit an enemy.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just glad that the content in this game inherently can't devolve into 90% themepark bullshit that has nothing to do with the core gameplay like what's happened to Genshin. That alone makes me want to keep playing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People talk about Genshin dying. What happened? I thought it was a Zelda rip-off.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Genshin always feels empty when it near 1.x digit version update, Fountaine soon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Genshin has kept adding minigames that usually get focused for a week then forgotten about like the teapot or fishing, or get overused to the point of no one liking them like the TCG. Once you have one party with a level 90 10/10/10 DPS there's really not much reason to do anything else if you don't like the new characters so they keep adding more non combat things to do or bosses or enemies that require you to use specific elements. People say Hoyo has forgotten geo, but they forgot that Geo was the only element they cared about for 8 months

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the hell are you talking about, it's full of puzzles that have nothing to do with turn based combat

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll admit that there's a few too many puzzles. I don't have a problem with some puzzles in theory, as it helps break the gameplay up a bit. What I do have a problem with is entire events dedicated to card games, co-op tag, bing-bing wahoo simulators, and so on. I can't see that shit happening in Star Rail.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well they might add some more different puzzles but that's all.
          There's a heavy focus on quests which probably won't change, the writing quality might deteriorate though.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is nothing stopping them from creating a mario party obstacle course event.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what content?

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you guys think of Asta's outfit?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Armpits

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sampo is weirdly accurate

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    dan HUNG, a.k.a. big dick dan

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    QingCUTE

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way to clear MOC with level 60s, the extra mats would be useful but i dont have the resources to fully build 8 characters.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which hebe would you rail?

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they added friend chat in 1.1
    Time to empty all my friend list.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll rail her brown star if you know what I mean.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >200 EXP short of level 34 for the next step of the main story
    >Only have 20 Trailblaze Powder (100 EXP)
    >Realize I haven't cleaned up China planet zones yet
    Comfy. Time to get my progress.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Slowly seeing Seele growing more and more busted her skills go up and her artifacts improve.
    Fully built Seele with the right relics is going to be some really broken shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The term "hyper carry" gets thrown around for a reason.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have Seele
      >it's always her turn
      >also have Bronya
      >who just makes it Seele's turn again

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tales of franchise called, they want their running joke back.

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