Hot Take: Bloodborne doesnt need a remaster

It would be dope for it to get a legit PC release, and I'd love to play the game at 60FPS, but the game is still fully playable on modern, currently produced hardware. The online services and servers are still online. There's like, over 180 million consoles that have been sold that can run it (approximate PS4+PS5 sales). A PS4 is so much cheaper than a PC it's not even funny. Even though it has some technical flaws, the game still fricks top to bottom and is fully worth playing. There's nothing holding back its quality or appeal. I really don't get people frothing at the mouth like rabid possums every time some Sony event passes without Bloodborne being re-released even though there's NEVER any actual indication it's going to happen. But the game is out. It's BEEN out for over nine years. It exists. You don't have to hop on some salt bandwagon praying for a new version for no reason. You can just go play it, I promise. It's great.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm bad at playing games so I don't think I will

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ain't reading all that. I just don't feel like having to set up my PS4 to play.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TikTok has destroyed your ADHD brain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon not wanting to dust off the Bloodborne machine instead of the play every other game ever made machine is not ADHD, it's common sense.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          PS4 has tons of exclusives tho

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hot take
    Black person not a single game needs a remaster
    they just keep making em because morons keep buying em and they take zero effort to make

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only objectively correct opinion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Black person not a single game needs a remaster
      that's what OP said you moron

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sub 30 fps is fine
    moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FPS doesn’t even really matter let’s be real. It’s just a marketing gimmick people fell for in 2011

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a patch you can download and glue onto your ps5

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not reading but any new version will include a slight LGBT friendly change to one piece of flavor text and I'll never hear the end of it from this fricking place

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name 1 time this happened in the past year
      That’s what I thought, your little schizo conspiracy isnt happening

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Final fantasy. Look how gay they made it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Always been gay, never played XV?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Paper Mario

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          20 year old game, next?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >20 year old game
            That has nothing to do with the point had though does it?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wanted stuff from the past year, not from 20 years ago
              You? Lost

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >any new version
                >new version of Paper Mario came out this year
                >n-no doesn't count!

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesnt need remade. I just replayed it and the game is fantastic. I wouldnt buy a remake.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I reject all your arguments and simply state that whoever remasters it, even if it was From themselves, would frick up SOMETHING about the details or unintended bugs (moon positioned in front of rhe clouds). They'd frick up the SOUL. Just want a port. Frick remasters, always move on to a new project you hack devs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t just be a port because the Executives need it to be resold at full price for just a shiny new (garbage) set of graphics that completely miss what made the original so good

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony won….the jobbing competition that is, for not porting their best game to PS5 or Vita

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vita
      you gotta be shitting me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It could work let’s be honest

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd play it way more if I didn't need to pay for online tbqh
    I just want to do chalice dungeons

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A PS4 is so much cheaper than a PC it's not even funny
    Am I supposed to pretend that the only reason I would own any system is to play bloodborne exclusively and no other games? I already own a PC to play games, I have no reason to own a PS4 or PS5 with the sole exception of bloodborne.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snoygay thread. Frick off, Bloodborne WILL come to pc one day and I WILL play it at 144+ fps.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man it would be really dope if Bloodborne never got a PC release. A punishment for PC gamers sperging at Sony PSN policy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's inevitable. Even if Sony doesn't do an official release, it will eventually be emulated and then decompiled/recompiled for modern hardware.
      If Sony isnt' fricking dumb they'll actually do a PC release before it emulation is possible lest they lose out on a ton of cash.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It definitely needs an RTX Remix!
    https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/rtx-remix/

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a solid 60fps and the ability to turn off chromatic aberration.
    Is that really so much to ask?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats not a hot take, that's just common sense

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are you talking about? Bloodborne runs like dogshit on the ps4, and all the cool and important chalice dungeons are locked behind ps+

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe on your launch ps4

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he didnt play bb when it launched
        ah, a secondary Black person, have a nice day

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would I buy a PS4 BEFORE it even got a good game? LMAOOOOOO

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jailbroke my system lately to try that 60fps hack out, and the people said it doesnt break the game were fricking liars who barely played the game themselves.
    All cape physics are completely broken which makes pretty much every clothing piece lame as shit to wear, the framerate is more like 40-35, the collision and hit detection are broken, especially for visceral attacks, and the game looks fricking awful at 720p with a muddy ass image.
    Im fine with vanilla bloodborne.

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