>woman on period >muscle cramps >shit self >mad scramble to get out >hit head on lid >slams shut >have to drink tub water to keep from drowning
Many such cases.
Due to some moron mistake. I have 23 bucks in the xbox store. Any good old game i should get? I already bought both banjos, perfect dark and ninja gaiden black.
>look at my friends 3d modelling/animation reel portfolio its horrible cringe shit like this, that i wouldn't even hire him for >has worked on almost every CG turd movie in theatre since godzilla (western version)
i have come to the conclusion these guys get hired and just sit around the office and don't actually do any work while the 5 talented asian/whites do all the work.
I'll take my Monkey Pox to go, thanks
master chief
you mind telling me what you're doing in that hot tub?
Sir, finishing my sponge bath
what a low quality render
I didnt realize it until you said something.
Who is that ladder for?
Grunts.
manlytears
duuude xbox heug
>Sit in the far left corner
>Nudge yourself a little bit up
>Stand still with just your feet wet
Siege of Madrigal starts playing
So was this successful in getting gamers to take a bath?
>sitting naked in the hot tub while master cheif stares directly right at your wiener
>mfw he expressionlessly looks back up with his still-helmeted face and says "nice"
>snoys have to stand in 2ft of water outside while trying to not hit their head on the disk lid
Xbros win again
>hit head on lid
>slams shut
>have to drink tub water to keep from drowning
Many such cases
>xbox radioactivity nukes your sperm count
too small, not a real xbox
Maybe a pool would be believable
wtf is this real
I thought it was, turns out its some guys 3d renders.
It could have easily been an E3 exhibit.
Bloody hell, I was completely taken in when I first saw these. They totally nail that kind of weird bullshit people were doing in the 2000s.
You mean your momma?
I will now jump in your tub
The aliasing didn't tip you off?
Artist is called kidd.gorgeous by the way.
>pass the controller bro
>gets it wet
do gaymers really?
it fits 0.4 of an american
so its a footbath?
I can never see a hot tub without thinking of that video where someone takes a huge diarrhea shit while a bunch of people are in the tub.
>woman on period
>muscle cramps
>shit self
>mad scramble to get out
>hit head on lid
>slams shut
>have to drink tub water to keep from drowning
Many such cases.
I can go without chief always checking on me, but thats actually kinda cool. If I'm rich one day that would be a sick hot tub
Due to some moron mistake. I have 23 bucks in the xbox store. Any good old game i should get? I already bought both banjos, perfect dark and ninja gaiden black.
>23 bucks in the xbox store. Any good old game i should get?
Braid?
Panzer Dragoon Orta, Black, Blinx: The Time Sweeper, Otogi
Nice, will check those, thanks.
I already have braid on other platform.
No prob, Hope you like them man. I actually forgot to mention, Timesplitters 2 and Future Perfect as well.
Listening to Resonance by Home when I stumbled into this thread. Oh yeah, Im ready for some thic vibes
Is my Series X diving chamber ready?
>look at my friends 3d modelling/animation reel portfolio its horrible cringe shit like this, that i wouldn't even hire him for
>has worked on almost every CG turd movie in theatre since godzilla (western version)
i have come to the conclusion these guys get hired and just sit around the office and don't actually do any work while the 5 talented asian/whites do all the work.