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Isn't the whole idea that they don't marry? They go out and frick a hylian then come back preggers. No men allowed in Amazonia.
That's how they were in OoT but not in BotW, they are obsessed with marriage
In BOTW they talk about how they do have fathers and husbands, but the culture of the Gerudo requires that they live apart from each other. Kind of sad really.
Gay whitewashing retcon, Gerudo are a race of hot Amazonian rapists who go out and snusnu a virile Hylian man behind the dumpster in the middle of the night until they're pregnant.
homosexual headcanon, kys
Can't handle the truth huh? Dumb homosexual.
I think the new canon of Gerudo women researching how to be good wives is better.
I like the Gerudo you meet in BOTW that think that's stupid.
I get the impression that basically nobody really gives a frick about the rule in Gerudo town except for that one guard (that's also always the one kicking you out when you get caught). It's like when you have a real by the book safety inspector at a job site that enforces rules beyond the point of reason. I bet even the other guards think that one guard is a prick.
it's different each game. this hoes can't make their mind.
They're not socialized around men. You do realize that not everyone wants a weird antisocial giantess brown gf?
>not everyone wants a weird antisocial giantess brown gf
homosexuals, all of them
>not everyone wants a weird antisocial giantess brown gf?
That is literally false.
>You do realize that not everyone wants a weird antisocial giantess brown gf?
Hyrulians must be a bunch of fricking losers
really outing yourselves here, incels. Just because you would frick anything remotely female at this point doens't mean other people are like that.
they aren't even antisocial they just live in an enclave
To clarify I mean they don't know how to properly deal with men besides YOU MAN SNU SNU NOW
Don't some gerudo women just take men against their will?
>against their will
HAHAHA
The term you’re looking for is socially awkward/socially inept
>Don't some gerudo women just take men against their will?
Yes, some even keep them as husbands.
>You do realize that not everyone wants a weird antisocial giantess brown gf?
Yeah, some people are homosexuals, I know that
>a weird antisocial giantess brown gf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>antisocial
Gerudo are extremely social though
This. I'd rather a Subrosian, a Zora, a Ruto, or a Kokiri.
Rito*. Ruto is a zora princess
>not everyone wants a weird antisocial giantess brown gf?
Sounds like they're gay
ya we call those people gays
>You do realize that not everyone wants a weird antisocial giantess brown gf?
That's impossible. If I like something, that means everyone likes it. Everyone thinks like me, right?
yes
dumb frogs
>You do realize that not everyone wants a weird antisocial giantess brown gf?
gayest shit ive heard all month
Impossible
WRONG
(why are Persian girls so materialistic, and Desi girls so insular?)
Gays, all of them.
Get the frick out chubby chaser.
Make me!
GOD I want to turn Urbosa into a pile of caramel blubber.
Congrats on being gayer then everyone in the Bridget spam threads combined.
>be hunting in the woods for food and leather
>autismal gerudo finds you by yourself
>she's 29 years old and 11 months
>FULL BABY RABIES
oh baby
ewwwwww hag
You don't really have a choice
Will they be brave enough to animate a girl raping a guy?
uhmmmm he had a hardon so it wasnt really a rape sweaty, and men cant be raped
if the woman was wet then it was still rape though
in fact, Mark was the one doing the rape there! that poor womyn....
yes
men are disposable
everyone believes this subconsciously
>brave enough
society does not treat male rape with the same seriousness or sensitivity as female rape and you know this
True but that scene paints the woman at hand in a very negetive light.
My point is even if you paint the man in a very negative light there'd be an absolute shitstorm if you depicted a male raping a woman outside of something that was explicitly meant to be fetish porn
So you are saying that they will be brave enough to show a woman beating the shit outta him and forcing herself on him.
No, I'm saying people don't care if a guy gets raped in media, they only care if a woman gets raped in media, because double standards.
Frankly, as someone who likes monster girl femdom as a fetish, I've got no problem with this depicted in porn, but I know hentai is fictional, the double standard in society is real, and it's a bit fricked up in a way not enough people are willing to admit.
Its not about the rape its about potraying a woman as the bad guy in a relationship.
There was that movie on netflix that caused that very same shit storm because the woman was not innocent for the divorce.
>Its not about the rape its about potraying a woman as the bad guy in a relationship.
I'm just saying it's kind of fricked that the mere implication that a woman can be as predatory or abusive as a guy is kinda handwaved away, but you can depict it the other way around just fine.
Yeah im well aware that double standards are fricked and that a woman basically has to be both a pedo and caught red handed fricking a student before she gets some reprocussions.
>this picture
sauce plz
Invincible Vol 1 110
Damn I really need to read it now
Pretty it's a comic, not a porn comic. There's an animated series about it. Super edgy. Just stick with Watchmen and stop there.
You'll have a lot of overhyped trash to get through and that scene isn't worth it even if you skipped directly to it.
Don't I have to go back to the desert after the baby making process or is she just free from the tribe?
She either goes back or leaves with her husband.
>You do realize that not everyone wants a weird antisocial giantess brown gf?
If you want reaction images you can just ask, anon.
Whats the sauce on this image?
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>You do realize that not everyone wants a weird antisocial giantess brown gf
more for me then
>You do realize that not everyone wants a weird antisocial giantess brown gf?
h-haha...
wish i had a big gf like that
would cuddle with all the time
There you go, you posted bait and everyone replied. Happy? You can go to sleep now, your stupid fricking day fulfilled.
>You do realize that not everyone wants a weird antisocial giantess brown gf?
I came back in time just to say even in the future we have seen anything more gay than that.
>You do realize that not everyone wants a weird antisocial giantess brown gf?
Most gay post on Ganker right now
My girlfriend is a weird autistic brown woman with muscles and red hair. The only thing she is missing is the height
post
No sfw pics on me, sorry
Post to an image website and gib link
haha yeah
I would murder to get a weird antisocial giantess brown gf.
Me from far, far past. We no see a rockpost so gaystone yet. Unga bunga.
>not everyone wants a weird antisocial giantess brown gf
you are a homosexual
homosexual
Really though, man.
You posted this with the sole intent to wound and farm Goslings.
full pic?
PLEASE FULL PIC
Gib link to full pic pls
All the above points and a stigma about Ganondorf being a Gerudo, I'd imagine.
>Futuramacrushedpelvises.jpg
They are very intimidating.
Also, Zelda is in like ye olden times so men and women probably marry off at like 19-20. It's not like the modern world. So most suitors are taken and might reject breeding a big breedable Gerudo sow as to not piss off the missus.
And the bachelor men at 24+ are probably weak and timid hence why they're not married off. So they're easily intimidated by a strong, 6 foot 7 woman demanding he empty his balls into her c**t canal as soon as he's please. How can you perform under that intense pressure?
I don't think I could get hard myself as much as I'd like to. Imagine her on her back legs spread wide open presenting waiting for your chud batter and the fricking pulsating heat eminating from her (untamed) pussy. All while she's making straight direct unbreaking eye contact and barking in a military style voice about how you need to HURRY UP AND DO THE DEED as she doesn't have time for this. Either get in or get off so she can find a better mate.
Too much for me, pal.
> like ye olden times so men and women probably marry off at like 19-20.
More like at 14.
he said olden times not golden times
not to worry anon, Gerudo women are adept in the ancient art of reverse mating press. That rod will get hard eventually, or your pelvis will be crushed. Or both
I need this, 24/7
-no one leaves their villages
-their is prime partners at said village
-cultural difference and fears
so the only ones who would actually go to the gerudo are outcasts, weirdos, criminals etc... and the Gerudo still have standards too
The Gerudo women leave their feminist domain and go to the men though.
You people are moronic
Gerudo society allows no men except a born gerudo king
Women go out to other villages to get pregnant then come home
Wtf happens to all the male new borns
There aren't any
A male gerudo is only born once a century or some shit
also with this in mind shouldn't there have been a new Gerudo king born that would usurp Ganon? Or does that not happen because Ganon hasn't died yet?
Im pretty sure there has been no new male because ganondorf hasent died.
>Or does that not happen because Ganon hasn't died yet?
That's the assumption. His rotting, sealed corpse-like husk appears to have eggblocked the Y chromosomes from ever hitting the Gerudo while it has remained sealed underground.
And what was once a myth of once every century or so has turned even more mythical with the supposed time frame having turned even more ambiguous and abstract in time.
Is it fricked up genetics or a curse? If it's a curse wtf did the men do to deserve such a fate and who did it? That would be an interesting spin off game. Playing as the last batch of male Gerudo leading up to the birth of the Ganon at the very end
Demise's curse
>is it genetics or a curse
It’s just genetics it seems. Same reason why Gorons are always male. They just work that way.
>Same reason why Gorons are always male
Do we know if this is true though?
Gorons are rocks. They're asexual.
Please don't tell the gaming journalists this
How do they reproduce?
Asexually, either by consuming and birthing rocks or by carving
They have no genders and no junk
>Birthing rocks
And I thought kidney stones would be painful!!!!!!
CARLOS!
Are they strictly genderless though?
They refer to each other with male pronouns, and some of them have beards.
They're definitely asexual and almost certainly agendered/unigendered
Sometimes things like that are purely due to limitations of language
depends rreally do you count the manga as canon?
Usually wouldn't care about canon as such, but if it's ONLY mentioned in the comic, I'd disregard it entirely. Those contain a ot of weird information.
It’s presumably a curse on the tribe so they only birth one male every 100 years, Ganon is the only male Gerudo we ever see
If it is a curae its more extreme than that because it seems like there can be only 1 male in existance in general.
I think it probably has something to do with Koume and Koutake aka Twinrova. If the Gerudo are cursed those 2 are probably the ones who cast the spell. They were angry man-hating witches and they cast a curse on some Gerudo prince?
Anon, they're Ganondorf's mom
OoT specifically uses the word "surrogate" mothers. Probably meaning "adopted" mothers in that context. I don't think they have IVF in Zelda.
They still adore him and are his most loyal servants
Surrogate mothers.
Meaning they took Ganondorf from his real mother.
you know what I find interesting? Ganondorf is half-hylian. I mean, it's not like Ganondorf's mother had sex with a zora or a goron.
>good at playing music
Ganondorf is totally half Zora.
Within OoT is isn't implied at all that the Gerudo women find mates outside the tribe.
It's possible the women can impregnate each other or even self-fertilize in that setting.
You dont know much about oot
Apparently I know as much as you do.
The Shiekah stone right outside the Temple of Time literally says Gerudo women come to Castletown to find boyfriends, you autistic utter fricking moron
I am unsure why I would have forgotten that bit completely, but I did.
>Within OoT is isn't implied at all that the Gerudo women find mates outside the tribe
What are you on about?
>They say that Gerudo sometimes come to Hyrule Castle Town to look for boyfriends." — Gossip Stone (Ocarina of Time
Also, them capturing the carpenters for that very purpose
>capturing the carpenters for that very purpose
Haha, I didn't even think about that.
Lil' gaywads getting snu snu'ed.
>them capturing the carpenters for that very purpose
The carpenters wanted to become thieves. The Gerudo rejected them and locked them up for trespassing instead. Come on, guys, play the games.
>Come on, guys, play the games.
They don't mention why the Gerudo locked them up, it could very well be they were going to be used as breeding stock, who can say?
>They don't mention why the Gerudo locked them up
nta but they literally tell you they thought being thieves would be cool and that they were locked up for being men
and the carpenters are notoriously homosexual so they don't even try to get them back
>The Gerudo rejected them and locked them up for trespassing instead.
yeah, right
they are looking well fed for prisoners.
I find it funny that one of that carpenteers reincarnations ended up marrying a Gerudo. She'll leave him once she has her child though.
>It's possible the women can impregnate each other or even self-fertilize in that setting.
how did you come to such a conclusion? the game specifically says that they reproduce with hylians and kakariko round-ear plebs.
Does it specifically say THAT though?
nta but I definitely remember them NEEDING other races to reproduce.
I guess not specifically! But I mean that anon was positing that they reproduce asexually like simple single celled lifeforms. I would say that there is more evidence that the Gerudo reproduce with Hylians than that!
This poster is desperate
stupid fricking futagay
Probably
The thing with garudos is that garudo genes are so increíblely dominant you might not find any hylian in him.
Maybe with the new garudo in botw though because they have been fricking hylians for like 50 000 years or something.
It can all be linked to Demise's curse taking the form of a Gerudo.
Since ganondorf is pretty much the only make gerudo known to exist it seems likely his fate blocks more males from being born
>only male gerudo known to exist
Groose
Groose is a hylian, or whatever the frick the pre-hylians are called
Red hair doesn't make you a Gerudo
Groose is the original Gerudo.
did you know you can rotate the camera while talking?
Cross dresser.
Way too small to be a Gerudo male.
alright in all seriousness i bet this dude was sort of genetic fluke spurred on by the Ganondorf effect
if Ganondorf was fully dead he would have turned into a gigachad, taken the throne, and likely have the triforce piece as well
but since he's only sealed under the castle and not fully dead, the next male to be born would be cursed to be a femboy and not fit to take the throne
>if Ganondorf was fully dead
He was. The moronic English localization couldn't decide on what to say.
Use the deku leaf, he's wearing a wig.
Femboys dont grow beards also i doubt a natural born males would have to sneak into garudo town.
A garudo femboy should till be much taller too.
Nothing really points to him being legit.
>genetic fluke
He is literally wearing a disguise.
genetic fluke referring to his lack in height and muscle
He's not a Gerudo.
This adult male is very short for a garudo.
I thought the whole point was that it was a good disguise
It's very possible that male gerudo shouldn't exist at all and that the only one to ever exist has been Ganon every time. Basically Demise's curse is the only reason Gerudo's have ever had a male child.
All I know is it would be nice if Nintendo had the balls to finally kill this douchebag, once and for all.
Come on! Make BotW 2 the final battle! Let's Go!
Really don't see the benefit in killing ganon for good. They're not going to create a new villain with a deep and emotional backstory, it's Zelda. It's "Green elf man saves the princess" fantasy. Killing ganon just to replace him with Agahnim doesn't improve the game in any way.
I disagree. It would improve the game greatly if there was a final battle. Otherwise Ganon is just another Bowser, or Dr. Eggman. "I'll get you hylians next time!!" Nothing wrong with that, I guess. But it would be cooler if BotW 2 is the end, Link and Zelda finally finish off the bastard for good.
The important thing to realize is that Ganon isn't the literal reincarnation of Demise, he's the constantly resurfacing negative energy (mostly hate) that formed during the battle between Hylja and Demise. Ganon is the most common form of this energy but it DOES take on other forms when there's no way for Ganon to resurface.
Well.
Why dont we actually finish off bowser or dr egg man?
bro Sonic could destroy Eggman and his 'empire' in less than 1 minute if he wanted to. He doesn't though and we must respect his choices.
Bowser is immortal, even his skelleton is alive, and a diffferent character which is weird.
No, see, the difference in Ganon compared to Bowser and Eggman is that Ganon persists over literal eons. Millennia. Multiple timelines, bloodlines, kingdoms that rise and fall, and Ganon is a constant background threat. He's not a saturday morning cartoon character, he's the physical embodiment of evil in the closest thing Nintendo has to a long-running fantasy epic.
He died in Wind Waker. He is, in fact, entirely dead there, forever. Sword embedded in his stone skull and flooded beneath the waves.
>He died in Wind Waker. He is, in fact, entirely dead there, forever. Sword embedded in his stone skull and flooded beneath the waves.
Oh yeah. Something interesting about that Ganon. He seems like the only one that just let it go. I guess there is a Zelda timeline where Link and Zelda finally won, the Wind Waker timeline.
Then another demon popped out
Malludus just wanted to be a cute girl.
>he's not a Saturday morning cartoon character
Yeah, that was Friday's the Zelda cartoon was on.
Ganondorf has never reincarnated. Its beed the same one sinse oot.
So i sont think thats the case. They have deffinitly had garudo kings before ganondorf.
OoT is the last time we've heard of a gerudo male being born. And ganondorf himself is a reincarnation of Demise, it doesn't really matter if "Gannondorf" has reincarnated or not, previous Gerudo males may have still been Demise.
No ganondorf is an incarnarion of demises hatred.
Demises hatred has taken many forms over the zelda games and not just ganondorf.
Creatures like bellum and the like are incarnarions of demises hatred.
Thats olden tale as of botw.
Its specifically mentioned that garudos have not heralded a male for several thousands of years.
The implications being that garudos can only habe 1 male living at a time and that ganondorf is still alive.
Please demonstrate in any part of BOTW where it's said that Gerudo women don't give birth to both Gerudo females and Hylian males.
>because that wouldn't make any sense
The whole thing doesn't make any sense to begin with.
>I am a moronic zoomer who has only played BOTW
Go buy the expansion pass if you're too stupid to run project64
The proof is on you to show me that a garudo is capable of giving birth to a male anything in botw.
Gerudo genes override the race of the partner
>the race of the partner
You mean Hylians? The specifically go to Castle Town to find sperm donors, anon. Gerudo are just freakazoid Hylians
Lies, that's gerudo propaganda.
1/4 births are male. They get left in the desert to die of exposure and predators, if they somehow survive. Bam new ganondorf
Why are there no doujinshi like this?
I read one where link uses a spell to turn into a woman so he can infiltrate their hideout and they pressure him to find a mate so their numbers dont go down. He follows through as to not blow his cover and ends up carrying through pregnancy and birth. I think he forgets he was a man at this point and lives with them
Historically speaking they were bandits and serial rapists that used to kidnap men and milk them dry.
Also they're unrelentingly xenophobic, your daughters are going to be raised in a city that you're not permitted to enter.
And on top of that they sired into the world its equivalent of Satan.
There's quite a lot of baggage attached to these qt3.14s when you think about it.
Absolutely worth.
I get to have sex with giant amazonian lady and I don't have to deal with a kid. Where do I fricking sign up?
Most men want a son. And not effectivly kill out there gene pool.
It's just that the gerudo women are scary huge, quite imposing in their attire, and rather socially awkward.
Gerudo are very interesting from an anthropological perspective. They obviously respect men, since when a Gerudo man is born they make him their king. But do Gerudo girls have any masculine influence in their lives? Do Gerudo women look for worthy surrogate father figures? Is that why they like Link, cause he's a cool warrior dude? What do the Gerudo think of Ganon? Do they even know that Ganon was a Gerudo when he was human? So many questions.
Gerudo are warrior Amazons, they respect strength but don't see most men as strong (since the Gerudo are stronger)
They generally warm up to Link because he is a brave warrior capable of facing their trials or directly defeating them in combat
Gerudo men are strong and only born once every X years so it's kind of a religious thing that they become king
>do they know
Yes.
>What do the Gerudo think of Ganon?
They don't like him and are ashamed of him.
Do they even know that Ganon was a Gerudo when he was human?
Yes. They even think that the gods cursed them by changing their ears.
I dunno that afrobull comic explained it pretty well
1. They struggle with it due to having no experience with and very limited knowledge about men.
2. Little knowledge or experience with the outside world at all.
3. Huge cultural difference.
But it's worth noting that just because most of them struggle with it, it doesn't mean that most of them don't succeed eventually. They quite obviously do considering how they're still around, and no one is really worrying about some looming Gerudo extinction or anything. Their society appears to flourish all things considered. At least well enough.
It's because men in Hyrule mostly have heterosexual taste that they avoid this man-faced "Amazoness" with the prominent schnoz.
They can't handle their massive wieners
many such cases
link however handles them all
God, can you closeted homosexuals just frick off the edge of a cliff already?
I'm not in the closet
I'm bisexual
Who gives a shit
stop taking life too seriously
>Everything must have a wiener or I can't get off to it!
>Bi
Sure, keep telling yourself that.
must have a wiener or I can't get off to it!
nice strawman homosexual
nobody here said that
I mean, you can still be bi, but you definitely have a distinct male preference if you'd rather a Gerudo have a wiener than a pussy.
I just like my tall dominating muscular brown women to have wieners, what's wrong with that?
Nothing, just makes it clear you're definitely leaning towards the gay side of the bi spectrum.
I really don't care either way
Ok? and?
Nobody cares about you, gay.
That’s gay, moron
>i want this woman to have a dick instead of a vegana!
>i-im not gay though hehe
sure anon
>>i-im not gay though hehe
I literally said I was bi
how are you this dumb?
>>i want this woman to have a dick instead of a vegana!
>instead
Imagine not being in possession of the knowledge
have a nice day before you molest another kid homosexual
>when the schizoid starts making replies
>pedophilia is when you're attracted to adult men an women
Why are rightoids like this?
God, if it isn’t one form of mental illness that pollutes these threads then it’s another. Why do you freaks feel compelled to share your deranged disgusting fetishes with the rest of us?
>God, if it isn’t one form of mental illness that pollutes these threads then it’s another. Why do you freaks feel compelled to share your deranged disgusting fetishes with the rest of us?
triggered much?
lmaoing at your life
just close the thread moron-kun
>he doesn't want to be smothered under 1000 lbs of literal fat and muscle dommy, clingy, needy gf
You are beyond salvation.
>dommy, clingy, needy gf
That does not exist and those traits are conflicting
>those are conflicting
Of course, it's a woman
>Of course, it's a woman
I’ve had multiple people say this to me now, I guess I’m just naive about girls. Why the frick was I told to respect women growing up, they’re just people with breasts.
They are deranged people with breasts, you have to respect them because they live on Schizo mode 24/7
The future is bleak
My mind immediately went to Mrs. Bates from the Psycho movies, and yeah it is not a pretty picture.
>Demands you strip naked and hold her in your arms when she's scared of the lightning
>Proceeds to beat you, lock you up, and douse you with your own urine when the aforementioned spooning naturally leaves you slightly aroused.
dick on a woman fetish is just one step towards troonyism like little anime girl obsession
youll notice that the futahomosexuals must loudly talk about dicks on women every fricking chance they get
the Gargareans ( male amazon equivalent ) are just a bunch of rocks and not ripped af guys
wtf barabros????
I'm unsure what satisfying a woman like that would entail.
In terms of wealth, partnership efforts, AND sex.
They only want you to pump and dump then they go back to their locked up feminist female society fortress. No pleasure required
That was Hero of Time era Gerudo.
BotW Gerudo are more friendly and outgoing. There's even a sidequest where one can get married.
Hero of Time era Gerudo would throw you over their shoulder and carry you back to their fortress to be communal property. They didn't have a "no males allowed" rule so much as they kept males as breeding stock.
The general idea is that they'll rape or date rape or one night stand their way to pregnancy then return home to their no boys allowed fortress, but it's kind of a given that some Gerudo will go native for soft bois with limber tongues.
How big are their dicks?
Their clits are likely larger than your dick. And their c**ts tighter than your fist.
Stop your making me hard
it's a japanese game
>graph without x-axis values
You're not wrong, but please don't.
my bad, cropped it off
thx
People like you don't go outside, so they can't find anyone
If we were to think about it logically there plenty of reasons as to why males might not want a garudo wife.
1
No son its a big deal hell the daughter will also probably have non of your traits.
2
I imagine it would be kinds lonely when your wife packs up to live in garudo town with your said daughter limiting your contact woth both.
3
On a political side garudo woman could be frowned apon because they are natural species killers.
What happens if garudo women become popular amoungst males and then they slowly breed males outta existance along side themselves when they die? They would be the root cause of population extinction as a civilization.
Your third point would only happen in a vacuum. There'd be plenty of moronic Hylians who unironically think it's true, but people aren't robots and change their actions depending on the trends. If the population goes down, Hylians will frick less Gerudo until they've recovered.
How will they recover when 90% of you love interests are now garudo women that you grew up with?
And its a big "if" to say the kid has no right to choose his own partner.
Gerudo culture dictates they stay seperate in their own isolated society, why would a Hylian grow up with exclusively Gerudo? There would have to be quite a lot of them that forego their culture to live among Hylians for most of one's love interests to be Gerudo.
All it takes is one to do that.
And we seen it already with the terry town quest.
Well, Gerudo that are integrated into Hylian society wouldn't want them to die out. It's likely if the Hylian population gets in serious danger, Gerudo would become voluntarily celibate for a few generations so things can even out, it's not like Gerudo are deliberately trying to breed Hylians out of existence, that would be extremely bad for both parties.
They look for husbands im sure there would be more than enough willing to forego culture if they love being with who they love enough.
Then boom you have a child outside of garudo culture and now the end has slowly begun.
Just give it 300-600 years.
4. Maybe hyrulians are intensely racist and don't like shitskins
Maybe a solution for the 3rd problem would be that any guy that marries a garudo women would need to have a 2nd hylian wife as well.
Possibly, but Hylian society seems to encourage typical monogamous relationships, polyamory might be quite looked down upon.
>Maybe a solution for the 3rd problem would be that any guy that marries a garudo women would need to have a 2nd hylian wife as well.
Peak of Polygamypill
Based
Source? There is a lack of Urbosa on model smut.
Urbosa's blue lipstick smeared all over your wiener!
Why do Gerudos have a 99.99% female birth rate?
It’s just some quirk given to them so Nintendo could have their own twist on an Amazonian fantasy race. As to lore reasons why? That’s just how their race works
Ganndorf sexes all of them.
I will never have a dark skin gf of any variety and it makes me unbelievably depressed
dumbass israelite
if I were a israelite I wouldn't be sitting here shitposting about not having a GF, I'd be making tons of money screwing people over and laughing at you for being a peasant
I had one and I screw it all
How do I get back in time, anons?
Wasn't terribly attracted to non-whites until I got an Egyptian GF recently. Suddenly I'm into half the dark girls I see.
>Egyptian GF
Fellow princess jasmine bro, I salute you
>one of the artists has the animation of this with her naked under the piece of silk
>refuses to release it
Isn’t she Persian?
Agrabah is said to be near the Jordan river so pretty damn close to Egypt.
Its a Persian folktale you know. Doesn't matter if the name was changed to sound like they are Arabs. The culture and the setting still come off as Persian.
>ACKSHULLY ORIGINALLY DEY WADNT
Irrelevant.
The movie Aladdin is specifically in an Arab setting.
Next you're gonna tell me The Departed is actually set in the Chinese city of Boston, because it's based on a Chinese film.
I thought Egyptians were Black person mutts, not Arabs
>average American geography knowledge
not an argument lol
Correct,
is not an argument. Just pure American stupidity.
ARABIAN NIGHTS
LIKE ARABIAN DAYS
>I wonder where this movie is set
Good, you piece of shit race mixer
Why do you want to create more offspring that the rest will have to purge in the race war? How about making some offspring with permanence?
what makes a gerudo man so special? Is it because they're rare? What happens when a gerudo man and woman frick?
We'll never know because Ganondorf is too obsessed with power to care about sex.
How come there's not a single gerudo woman who said "yeah frick this shit" and went to get married and live with the hylians instead of returning?
Several did though.
There's a whole sidequest about that in BotW. It's like you Black folk don't play the games you talk about.
Games?
They did.
Riju aged from early childhood to prepubescent Gerudo in 100 years, so Gerudos just age slower than Hylians (order seems to be Gerudo>Zora>Hylians/Sheika>Rito)
A Gerudo living with a Hylian for his lifetime is like keeping a pet goldfish, after he croaks of old age she packs up and fricks off to Gerudo Town. Other Gerudos treat it like a one night stand, her girl won't ever remember her father.
That's not even counting how misandrist Gerudo society is, their main goal is procreation, not marriage or affection or any sort of responsibility (like some expecting a Gerudo to just abandon her sick husband) it's doubtful any relationships will last long unless the Gerudo chick is ready to forsake her entire worldview and choose her love, which their schools teach them specifically how to avoid and to set extremely utilitarian goals and expectations for their (temporary) relationship.
I feel like i woulda known if riju was 100 years old.
Im pretty sure shes not.
Riju remembers Urbosa, who died 100 years ago, and was old enough even as a child to assume regent duties. Time passes differently for different races, for the Rito they treat Rivali like a distant ancestor, whereas some very old Hylians who witnessed the calamity still live (Impa) or died recently (Kass' teacher).
Riju has never met urbosa.
>100
homie what?
Riju isn't Urbosa's daughter.
Riju didn't meet Urbosa.
Riju was born way after the calamity and had to take up responsibilities at an early age after her mother died. She's not like Sidon.
>Riju aged from early childhood to prepubescent Gerudo in 100 years
Riju is actually 12, and her mother died in the the last decade before BotW, more than 90 years after Urbosa.
Urbosa is at best her grandmother(if Gerudo lifespans are really long) or more likely great grandmother assuming Urbosa didn't die childless, but nothing in the game confirms anything of the sort.
Riju may just as well be from another branch of the same family.
How come that one Gerudo b***h was white.
Some of them are more fair skinned.
Its 20 000 years of breeding with hylians.
That some of the hylian traits show up in garudos.
Like the pointy ears.
Almost everyone in Gerudo Town has a Hylian father so I'd say they're doing pretty well
i want her to turn me into a girl and knock me up with her thick, Gerudo seed!
>mentally ill attention-whoring literal homosexual desperate for validation can’t stop shitposting
Why do you keep replying then you dumb homosexual
homosexual.
gay
>How are Gerudo unable to find husbands?
They aren't. Why do you think they are? There's nothing to imply that's the case, rather, if anything they appear to have their pick of the litter as they refuse to be with anyone whom their heart does not truly desire.
Remember that one scrawny homosexual who said he wanted to see Gerudo women but then couldn't even walk up to one? That's Ganker.
When Ganondorf fricks a Hylian woman, does the woman give birth to a Hylian or a Gerudo?
A gerudo most likely
Ganandorf is a forever incel so we'll never know
I saw him banging Gerudo Link a lot though
bruh.
Nearly every Gerudo in BotW is probably a direct descendant of Ganondorf. Let's say you are a Gerudo woman during OoT time. The king has come. Use your imagination.
>he doesn't remember skyward sword
he was fricking that gay femboy sword like an onahole
That wasn't Ganondorf. That was Demise, the Demon King who cursed the bloodlines of the royal family and their protector for millennia.
does malon being part gerudo mean she'll never have a son
What an incredibly specific query.
I'm concerned over your investment in the lives of fictional characters.
>gigachad
>doomed to forever lose to a blonde twink and a womam
>vastly different tribe and culture
>far away from hylians
gee, you tell me
Reminder that Urbosa is below average Gerudo height(shorter than both the taller guards and the shorter civilians) and that Riju is probably taking after her.
If you want the true SNU SNU experience, Buliara is where it's at.
She has a prettier face than most of the other Gerudo anyway
>prettier face
Most of them look the same.
Racist.
Is that their genes overwriting everything?
I mean, their girls are all gerudo, no influences of other races at all.
Damn, even their dna is amazonian, making sure theirs is superior.
Everything but the ears, which have gotten pointier over time due to their mixing with Hylians
There genes are exeptionally dominant.
But they do have hylian pointed ears after fricking them for so long.
And yes this is an intentional design choice because zombie ganon under the castle still has round ears.
They say ingame that they believe it was a curse from the gods.
>Riju is probably taking after her.
She will end up as the tallest Gerudo girl ever.
Riju has abs at like 12...
The frick man, i didn't have abs til like 18
>She will end up as the tallest Gerudo girl ever.
Riju will end up the shortest Gerudo in history if she keeps refusing to eat her veggies.
t. Buliara
Even bigger than the absolute unit that is BULLiara?
I M A G I N E HER IN A WEDDING GOWN
unf that's nice. And then, imagine her princess carrying you into bed
Are we going to see any of this shit in the next game or is our culture too far gone since 2017 to portray desperate feminist women lusting to be bred by BWC?
Don't forget botw also had a stereotypical gay architect and a quest where a grown man had a long distance relationship with a child.
It's a different time now than 2017
Also had an old man neglecting his wife and fricking his oven.
And a e-girlbaba.
I didn't mean to imply people were afraid of conceiving Ganondorf, more that some people might carry a prejudice against the Gerudo because of their association with him.
Have you seen their noses?
Yes.
And I WILL boop the snoot!
I imagine they are like Baalbuddy's elves.
>reverse blacked
Race mixing is a sin.
You aren’t white anyways so who cares
>a race of huge fit bronze amazons can only reproduce through dominant interracial with white men
Based?!
There is black hylians to.
Dude the literal Zelda anti Christ came out of one of them.
so just make more
what are they gunna do, work together? Pfffft
this is why the Gerudo are so interesting. In OoT Nabooru is anti-Ganon, and in OoT when Ganon takes over he doesn't really do anything for them. As much as he tries to become a sympathetic person with his Wind Waker speech, saying he was sad because his country sucked and Hyrule was so much better. He didn't help his people when he took over. He's a liar king and a loser.
Wind Waker Ganondorf was such a stupid character. The Hylians had nothing against the Gerudo and there was literally nothing stopping them from leaving the desert. He really was just butthurt about not owning everything.
I think Wind Waker Ganon was humbled by his previous defeat and had time to think about his actions. I kind of doubt Ganondorf is aware of the curse that's compelling him to do evil, so that speech was just him trying to justify his actions in his mind somehow.
>there was literally nothing stopping them from leaving the desert
Have you been paying attention the last 20 years?
homie, do you not remember the Hyrule Civil War? Hell the shadow temple was full of Sheikah war crimes.
>Sheikah war crimes
Reported to the ADL, the Sheikah have done nothing wrong ever
Spoken like a mam who wants his face sat on.
You do realize that most men they capture they don't even frick right? Then again I don't know why I expected BotWgays to have played an actual Zelda game like OoT
So if you’re a Hylian with a Gerudo child; are you still allowed to marry another woman or will the Gerudo wife try to kill you?
Hylian society seems entirely monogamous; but we don’t know if the Gerudo actually marry their Hylians (with exception of the one who remained in Tarrey Town) of the Gerudo see one-night stands as marriage without the need of an official ceremony
Because gender is a social construct anon, don't you know?
>people are unironically discussing the the question instead of just posting lewd Urbosa fanart
Are you all fricking moronic?
Sorry but I prefer being a relationship with someone as opposed to being their sex toy to be used, I’m not a woman.
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god I wish that were me
N
I envy the Italiano.
Why don’t the races all team up to Genocide out the Gerudo?
see
They were genocided in TP, weren’t they?
The story implies that members of the gerudo fought alongside Ganondorf so presumably a bunch of them died and the survivors left hyrule.
Not really genocide but close enough.
In BOTW they may not want males in the town but beyond that they are completely non hostile and supportive of hyrule, I guess the team didn’t want to just make them “le evil ganon soldiers” like it’s implied with Tp. So no reason for anyone to hate them and it’s probably staying that way going forward.
well earlier ITT the theory was put forth that a new Gerudo king can't be born because Ganon is still alive. So in that sense, it is in the Gerudo's interest to aid the protagonists Link and Zelda to take Ganon out, even if it is in an anti-heroic self-interested way.
Men are banned from the Gerudo Town because they're aware of the history of Ganondorf being a male gerudo and it shames them, by BOTW times they probably see having a son as a terrible omen. If no men born in town? No evil in town!
Simple logic but you get the idea.
This lines up with the Zora, too. In the games before OoT (release order, not chronology), the Zora were largely hostile enemies but for that fountain in LttP. The idea is that the races of Hyrule can, and do, over time, shift their allegiances to each other accordingly. Like any kingdom, really.
Well to be specifoc those were river zora.
Ocean zora have never been hostile.
I think you've got that backwards. River zora live in OoT and aren't hostile (their domain is literally at the end of Zora's River), and the non-hostile Zora in LttP are similarly in a river area.
I might have it backwards.
But to be honest the naming conventions involved are moronic.
And perhaps the more correct termanology shoulda been freshwater and saltwater zora.
But basically green zora bad.
Blue zora not bad.
Hyrule is powerful to the point of it being psychotic. Even in Skyward Sword, which is functionally the beginning of recorded history as we know it, the lands that would become modern Hyrule already had ancient ruins all over it. By OoT the entrance to the sacred realm had already existed for so long that the way there already passed into fables. And by BotW there is a minimum 10,100 year gap between the last Ganon kill and now. And by the last Ganon kill they were powerful enough to make giant robot elephants with infinite energy.
And throughout ALL OF HISTORY Hyrule has remained the linchpin of everything within that country/ continent/ etc. Hyrule has never bowed to anyone in all of its existence. It is more likely for Hyrule to die and be erased from the map than for it to play second fiddle to anyone else.
>Hyrule is always some shitty middle age town
>occasionally has rudimentary tech
>How are Gerudo unable to find husbands?
Are they? I don´t remember something like that ever being even implied, the closest thing is that old gerudo who sees through Link´s disguise and comments on how she ended up alone for chasing other interests in her youth.
Aside from that it seems gerudo are pretty successful at getting partners, it´s implied by some quests that they are considered desirable even in-universe.
>botw2 will introduce even more girls
>new girls
>attractive girls
>knocks your b***h ass out
>takes you back to her rape cave
>mate for 1 whole week
>kicks you to the curb
Hot. I would deliberately go outside alone at night hoping to get kidnapped by a Gerudo
Yes please.
so like a dolphin but slightly better
Rather than the "boyfriends" of OOT, BOTW Gerudo seem interested in actual marriage. So it's probably just a supply and demand issue. Hyrule is in ruins and a huge portion of the population seems to have died. If the Gerudo weathered the storm better than the Hylians, then there might literally not be enough men to go around. The obvious answer is polygamy, but we don't know the Hyrule or Gerudo customs on that. It might not be considered an acceptable way to live.
oh yeah I seem to remember a side-quest in Botw where some beta cuck wants to marry a gerudo.
Damm son. They're pretty hot but they are levels of trouble that is difficult to even comprehend. You're marrying a daughter of Ganon!
BotW Gerudo seem to be groomed to be submissive judging by the marriage school
Answer: amazon pussy too strong. It would end horribly in a mass rape of all the other races. Thus the other races don't dare to even get on the Gerudos' bad side
No weapon can kill them?
I'm sorry, their muscles are sadly impenetrable.
I could kill them
>I could kill them
Get back to work, Link! You need to destroy Ganon!
Link only killed one Gerudo female in his career and it was a geriatric witch.
As we see in the games, not even the hero of time can manage to do anything more than knock them out for a few seconds.
Do guns work on them? Like if you shoot them in the head?
If Link's magic weapons can't do anything, I doubt your gun can.
Link Magic Weapons break when you hit a tree.
We're talking about OOT Link here.
Is it confirmed Gerudo can only breed with Hylians? Their genes are already really weird and and completely dominant all of the male's, maybe they can breed with Zora, Rito, Kokiri and others too?
Most beautiful female designs on vidya history
Who wants to have their pelvis broken only to be tossed to the side like a used condom once a Gerudo woman has your seed and no longer needs you.
Gerudo women are nothing but trouble.
So it's said that no Gerudo male can be born besides Ganondorf, but what if that means Gerudo can still have sons that are of the father's race?
Like there's a chance a daughter will be either Gerudk or Hylian, but ir it's a son it's 100% a Hylian?
Doubt it. Nothing in the game implies that garudo can have sons of other races.
Pretty sure everyone's still bitter about the days when Gerudo used to beat the shit out of you, kidnap you for SNU SNU (often to death) and even if you somehow make it out they have all of the shit you had on you because they're fricking thieves. The Hylian/Gerudo war was the cherry on top, it'd be weird if people didn't hold some kind of grudge.
Yeah but that was like 20 000 years ago.
Painful 6'8, 200 pound mating presses. They never have sex so they probably go all out and continue crushing your dick and balls with their ass even after you finish.
Yeah they probably continue crushing and draining their victim's husband's balls until they've ejaculated at least five times in a row without pulling out
>6'8"
>200 lbs
Is there a Gerudo famine?
Also, by mating press you mean Amazon position.
>Also, by mating press you mean Amazon position.
both are nice
My bad, I meant Amazon Position.
That would so horrible if it happened to me, haha
oh no?!
most guys don’t want tall 8ft amazons that can dominate them.
men want girls who are smaller and more feminine
most guys are gay then
like Rei?
That has more to do with insecurity than anything else.
Men are supposed to BE STRONG, purposefully choosing a weak small female to create the illusion of strength is just gay and will mean your sons will be weaker than you.
Having a gigantess who can wrestle you into a stalemate, or even overpower you just means your children with her will be crazy strong.
Yeah but you will never have a son with her in this case.
i want sex with my gerudo wife to be something like out of monster hunter
pic related is pretty much how it would go
Breeding with Gerudo is Hylian genocide. You WILL frick only Hylia’s chosen people
Bootiful
I mean theres a double meaning to the garudo now having pointed ears.
Hylian genetics managed to finally dent the garudo wall after like 20 000 years.
And also that hylia has accept them as her people.
Hylians have pointed ears so theu can hear the gods. Wich is a blessing of hylia. Wich also means shes accepted garudos as her people.
If Hylia needs to reincarnate as a princess every time to give Hyrule its divine right to rule, wouldn't bringing the all-female race into the fold be a viable permanent solution to any "Reverse Henry VIII problems" the Hyrulean royal family might run into?
Im sure hylias divine powers can just influence a female when she wants
>If Hylia needs to reincarnate as a princess every time to give Hyrule its divine right to rule, wouldn't bringing the all-female race into the fold be a viable permanent solution to any "Reverse Henry VIII problems" the Hyrulean royal family might run into?
Hylia only reincarnated one time, and that was from Divine Hylia into Skyward Zelda. Every other Zelda is just of divine blood.
Hylia herself is back in her role as goddess by BotW.
Eh maybe.
The goddess statues reffer to the goddess in third person.
So its not actually confirmed for certain that hylia is back to doing god stuff.
They aren't muscular enough except for the head of the guards.
risa seems like a nice lady
wwwwwww yandere wwwwwwwwww
That's how I got married to my brown wife, I am not even straight but she wanted me so I pretend
for a race of powerful warrior women they are very awkward
When they say "marry" is that code word for "frick", because how can a voe marry a gerudo when they're not allowd in Gerudo Town.
I always assumed Gerudo pumped and dumped hylians
No they marry and live with you. Birth a kid and then pack up your daughter and live in garudo town and only visit for like special occasions.
Yeah, I can totally see why a hylian wouldn't want this kind of arrangement.
>you must eat all the eggs
How do I get a Risa gf?
>gerudo coom
>they shrink down the noses
Frick outta here with that offmodel shit
So just vanilla, then?
It's because men have fragile egos and are afraid of strong women.
If they stayed as e-girls they would be perfect.
Absolute dogshit taste
https://e-hentai.org/s/44b95c4e10/1142206-1
By law they don't interact with men unless they exile themselves from their shitty village so they grow up extremely moronic on how to please a man.
>tfw no gerudo gf to give standing rimjobs to
If nintendo wokifies the gerudo I will kill myself.
sex with Gerudo sex with Gerudo sex with Gerudo sex with Gerudo sex with Gerudo sex with Gerudo sex with Gerudo sex with Gerudo sex with Gerudo sex with Gerudo sex with Gerudo sex with Gerudo sex with Gerudo SEX SEX SEX
>Urbosa
>Impa
>Midna
>Cia
How the FRICK does LoZ have so many good dark ladies?
How can her hips be so wide
But they do find mates? Most of them end up reproducing just fine. The real difficulty for them is simply getting to the hylians who live very far away.
>But they do find mates
By force, you have no choice in the matter on a Gerudo picks you, only compliance
why do they need husbands when they just go to rapevalley
Because this is ancient times and most people are totally uneducated, they don't know the gerudo's intentions. They see some giant brown lady show up one day and ask them to marry, most would say no. They don't know they can just pump and dump and that they wont have to pay for the child.
>Link has a motorcycle with organic material reactor
>a tablet that not only can produce hard light, but make it explode and also save the kinetic energy on an object
>There's a scientist up on a hill that knows how to make chainsaw swords
>There's robots running around and 4 huge mechas all over hyrule
>ancient time
BOTW Gerudo or OOT Gerudo?
Both
I like to imagine that the Gerudos bulked up between OoT and BotW because they quit being thieves. They didn't need to be lithe and sneaky anymore, so they put all their stats into strength.
Well, gerudos compete with ritos and zoras.
Most compelling argument against the Gerudo in this entire thread.
Some people might want their kids to look like them.
All kids look like their parents, dumbass.
bad socialization skill. Some even thinks that kidnapping is okay.
>This beautiful woman took me home and forced me to put my dick in her
That won't fly in court so kidnap is ok
>surrounded by an army of voluptious, DSL nubian goddesses at his every beck, call, and whim who will have an orgy with him at a moments notice
>loses his mind and plunges the world into darkness for one little white woman
his problem?
He's on that sigma grind.
He didn't do that for Zelda, pay attention, moron.
t. ganny
t. ranny
You're weak.
prostitute
Rude.
Expect a divine prank in your future.
except correction
He wanted Din, not Zelda.
He doesn't give a shit about Zelda he just wants to take the triforce of wisdom from her so he can become all powerful.
Oneitis
Check dorf's age. Amazonian pussy held the curse back for 30 something years, a very good attempt.
The curse of Demise runs deep.
How do I achieve this mode?
Start eating rocks
Dodongo cavern rocks*
eat rocks and skip leg day
but his legs are ripped to?
Bottom-right looks pretty nice.
You think BOTW2 will bring back the Golden Goddesses in any capacity?
I hope so, it's weird how hard they got sidelined in favor of Hylia. Triforce is just an emblem on Link's shield these days
I wish muscular girls were real.
Hylians are an allegory for Aryans, who without israelites to brainwash them, would never race mix. You have to understand, the Hylians know they are a superior race, a noble race far above the Gerudo. They could not demean themselves by lowering themselves to the same level.
>Gerudos could kick any hylians ass
>superior race
LOL
They absolutely couldn't though, lol
Lmao even
Hylian army is way stronger, also they are capable of magic
then how come ganon always takes over
Damn Gerudo brat.
futa is a hilarious fetish to try and force onto Gerudo for le epic b***h breaking amazons
it defeats the entire point of the race
No, you don't understand anon.
Only things with penises can be strong and dominant, regardless of their size.
is every conservatard weirdly obsessed with what other people are attracted to?
standing cunnilingus
You'd have to be an absolute fricking manlet for that to work.
ever hear of a handstand
Is that how your mother chose to give birth to you?
i was birthed anally
Well shit
Literally.
I want to be consensually kissed by a Gerudo (but she thinks I'm resisting)
Japanese men only like underdeveloped passive underaged girls
imagine if they were over 10' tall
Imagine having Riju's guard watch as you frick her bareback
>watch
I'll have Riju make her join