how can i tell if someone at the arcade is from?

how can i tell if someone at the arcade is from Ganker?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you flash our secret hand signal?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're sissy white boys.

      Was the skirt lifting it? I dont remember because I'm drunk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Go home Homura, you are drunk!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you yell out that the cake is a lie, of course

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Select Yellow Wizard and see what they say.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      RED WARRIOR IS NOW “IT”

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that they're even at the arcade since zoomers don't go to them and they don't exist in the U.S. outside of the Galloping Ghost.
    No, DnB, Round 1, and whatever gay place filled with ticket redemption and smartphone games are not arcades.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shit on DnB all you want but leave Round1 out of this. Only place in the west where you can get your rhythm vidya fix with the latest releases. No regular arcade is gonna have those, and the one that do is 3 hours away and months behind

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I came here to defend R1 but beat me to it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >grouping DnB in with Round1
      play more rhythm games queer.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Find the fattest, nastiest, mustiest person in there. And I mean really, really fucking musty. Like no amount of baking soda can clean it kind of musty. This is the kind of person you could fart right next to, and their smell would still over power yours, and the surrounding restaurants.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Also, they're white and ugly as fuck, and if you try starting a conversation about them they'll start ranting about garden gnomes.

  6. 1 month ago
    No VR, No Buy

    Ganker doesn't play games

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're sissy white boys.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    look for anyone quoting the barcade copypasta

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's being escorted out of the place for trying to gatekeep the women's bathroom, and calling random people "moron"

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They wouldn't be at the arcade in the first place, too retro for this zoomer board.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Show them your dick and if they suck it then they're from Ganker.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they say "Kino", "Sovl", "coomer", "frogposter", "based", or "jannie" IRL. Also FYI if you do this you are officially my best friend and if I see you I will put my fist out for a dap and say "i-is that a real human Ganker Ganker poster...? I must sniff!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kino and based are reasonably recognised as twitter terms now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What about sneed?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's just a white supremacist dog whistle

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He is masturbating in public. To a chair that looks semi-veloptuous. He pasted his own printed image of an anime girl onto it. When you confront him about it, he acts smug like you’re the idiot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're never going to let that go, are you?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's handing out pictures of almost nude 2hu sluts in the shmup corner

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They'll be the guys who only play cabinets with special peripherals like Silent Scope or Moto GP, since they can emulate anything else.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its propably the only person who ever sits in the gauntlet machine

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They are alone, play the game "seriously" instead of just drunken flailing, and nervously look behind them every now and then.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make a positive comment about liberal things, the garden gnomes, or anything toward minorities. They will react

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've only meet one person IRL that browses Ganker and ironically it was my old boss. Found out by accident though

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're playin' Marble Madness, aka the BEST and most LUDO game there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > most LUDO game there
      There is whole trilogy of arcade games made by one dev team that takes that claim.
      I know these weren't released in the arcades, but close enough.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I know these weren't released in the arcades

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Was talking about the updated console versions. Ive only ever played AX on a broken cabinet. Apparantly the GC version removed some mechanics that allowed you to go even faster, but yet kept in snaking.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting cabinet design. Looks like a modified Midway style cab.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Walk out of the arcade and go across the street to the comic shop. The Ganker user will be sitting down playing a game of YGO.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >current year
    >arcades

    chuck e cheese doesnt count

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bowling alleys and arcades always have the coolest carpets.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are there arcanes that don't charge an arm and a leg to play?

    Every arcade I go to has some upmarked shit. Like a run of Gauntlet Dark Legacy, no additional lives is gonna run you like $1 or more.

    Gimme back the .25 and .50!

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look for the guy playing a rhythm game that isn't even in English at a high level.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who wants p2 on the carnevil cab

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      game sucks ass, artificial difficulty quarter muncher

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this one used a pump action shotgun? Am i remembering a different spoopy horror themed game? It had a haunted mansion and fire.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they are extremely tall and handsome

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's playing his Switch instead
    or he has his joycon on his hand while joystick-ing

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They'll be wearing a shirt that says "/v/" on it.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    socks with sandals

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker just watches other people play games. You should've asked how to tell if someone's from Ganker.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on the Magical Drop 3 machine waiting for a moron to challenge my High Priestess

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just scream "dicky" and see who looks around wildly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf anon everyone is looking at me!

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Round 1 has all these people constantly watching you but a little nigglet can go absolutely apeshit on the Time Crisis machine and nobody will touch that shit.

    I hate nig privilege.

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