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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AO Halo game about Elites having sex with humans
    Also the cum needs to be purple, make it canon.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is quite literally not real though. They censor less than Nintendo and Sony. Stop spreading AI misinformation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're not wrong for many games but they did block the release of gal*gun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that was a real article. do you even google?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was real, why would you think it’s fake
        It’s not even unbelievable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Microsoft banned Omori from the Xbox store because the developer was a shotacon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fake info from snoy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You literally cannot buy it on Xbox or the Windows store anymore. Microsoft is literally the only company banning devs over wrongthink.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But they say it is supposed to be an inclusive gaming platform? What?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She cute!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This is quite literally not real though.
        Except it literally is, and it's a public website, and anyone can go there and instantly see that it's real.
        https://developer.microsoft.com/en-us/games/resources/productinclusion/product-inclusion-actions/help-customers-feel-seen/
        >Are you reinforcing any negative gender stereotypes?
        >Are you unnecessarily introducing gender & gender barriers into your code or design?
        >Are you creating playable female characters that are equal in skill and ability to their male peers. Are your female characters equipped with clothing and armor that fits their tasks? Do they have exaggerated body proportions?

        All frogposters should hang.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not clicking AI link. Nice try

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Are you unnecessarily introducing gender & gender barriers into your code or design?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I read that as curry female characters, which still adds up as I tend to avoid poo's in general.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Black person game staff

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make a Stellar Blade clone where the female protagonist has a better hairstyle and is barefoot throughout the whole game.
    Or at least be more supportive of physical media.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So Bayonetta?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Make a Stellar Blade clone where the female protagonist has a better hairstyle and is barefoot throughout the whole game.
      And make her pregnant too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know you can change hairstyles in Stellar Blade, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fr fr no cap no cap ayo lemme cook aaaaeeeeeeee

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Stop shutting down studios and firing the people responsible for making first-party exclusives
    2. Get rid of all the security risks associated with the console
    3. Develop JRPG exclusives
    TL;DR: Microsoft isn't even capable of not fricking up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2. Get rid of all the security risks associated with the console
      Can you elaborate?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Camera/microphone that is always on, with data being uploaded after connecting to the internet. In all fairness, the PS4 and PS5 do the exact same thing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Xbox does not a camera?? And you can mute... what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Develop JRPG exclusives
      Worked so well during the 360 era lol. Lost Odyssey was a classic btw and most JRPG fans still haven't played it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blue what
        Infinite Unwhat
        Who cares about Jap slop?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Lost Odyssey was a classic btw and most JRPG fans still haven't played it.
        Name a single waifu from that game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Lost Odyssey was a classic btw and most JRPG fans still haven't played it.
        The only reason people remember Lost Odyssey is because of the 1000 years of dreams shit that was written by a completely different person who wrote the main story, and that it was "Xbox's Final Fantasy".

        There's a reason you never see anyone talk about it beyond that it's "the real FF13" and talking about how good a few of the short stories were. Because it's a mediocre-at-best JRPG that's held up by it's platform exclusivity.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put cute asian girls in your games with fun gameplay.
    oh wait.. i'd still just wait for the pc version

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I recognize that art style, is it the voynich hotel mangaka

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it is!
          Oddman 11

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by denouncing homosexuality on twitter

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take the Jade pill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is just evil.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What does Jade actually look like though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty cute aside from the Hollywood smile

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah I’d let her blow me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The kind of smile that puts the fear of white people into the hearts of the buckbroken around the globe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Look at this comic
      >See the muttoid creature in OP
      Won't work breh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >off-model trash

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Race playing anal sex in a cotton field

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is that framed picture about? It has a demonic feel to it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      sage

      i was just thinking that. it's such a by the number inoffensive room, wtf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was a stealth vidya buttz thread hidden somewhere in that painting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Framed photo of an empty bed
      >Perfectly stacked and sized notebooks on the desk
      >Smaller photo with what looks like the stock image still in it
      >Collection of empty bottles and cups by the lamp because ?????
      Everything about that photo is staged in the cheapest manner possible, like they literally went to walmart to buy 'house things' then put them around an empty room to make it look like a person lived there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reminded mr of one of those put together bedrooms in ikea, wouldn't be surprised if she's in a furniture store

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who frames a photo of a bed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The new CEO of Xbox. Will you buy her console?

        • 2 weeks ago
          sage

          it's HER turn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And people used to give Raiden shit for having an empty room with a desk.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unless it comes with free gamepass ultimate for 2-3 years, there is no reason to buy a box.
    all games are on pc.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show me her shitter and I'll consider it

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it looks like she's about to tell me the xbox isn't for me

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    final form Obama can frick off

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let me pound that snatch and port over phantasy star blue burst

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make it run older games without an internet connection.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >name is bond, shaneerah bond

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OF link?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy my console... anon-kun
    your response?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do you want to play halo with me?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5 buttons.
      why didnt xbox think of this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Somebody seems to have forgotten the black and white buttons on og xbox

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          never had an xbox. i did see the controllers but i thought those were the start/menu buttons.
          i did get a 360/xbone/sex pad tho.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buy my console... anon-kun
      your response?

      That hair is awful. Make it cute bob cut and I'll consider it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soulless

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    focus on the console instead of forcing shit to be gay snoy garbage

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > head of xbox creator experience
    wtf does that mean?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xbox doesn't create exclusive games

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a further muttified Anthony Kiedis

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simple, sexo.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hire back Kaplan and others

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just put cute and sexy brown/black girls in your videogames and a new tony hawk game would be also cool too...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black is not enough. They need to be charcoal. Dark as charcoal.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the "heads" of gaming companies never look like they actually play videogames

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you think they waste time playing their own goyslop?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a businesswoman from MS. Xbox is a complete afterthought at best and a nuisance at worst. Spencer played games and did a shit job. They're completely justified putting a shark in charge.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only expect you to die Ms.Bond

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She can't, Xbox was always the weakest of the bunch. After Halo CE and 2, there really wasn't much else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She can improve Xbox though. Starting with games exclusive to Xbox Series X|S. As long as they put their games on PC there will never be a valid reason to buy an Xbox.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I was a cynical piece of shit who wanted to make tons of money I would promote Xbox as the "censor" free console and force every developer to add voice options and remove any bans that would limit free speech and push it as a culture war icon and make generally boring but safe party game slop where people are forced to call each other Black person

    Than I would make a ton of games that kids would enjoy so that they would force their parents to buy the console so they can go squeaker mode and YouTubers would make tons of compilations of
    >Bullying 6 year old in X games on Xbox
    Thus creating an ever building bullying community where people buy Xboxs just to vent at children

    This would make a billionaire
    But Xbox isn't interested in making money

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She won’t. My next console will be a snoy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did they do wrong?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She’s a DEI hire. WTF do you thinks been going on in gaming with all these DEI hires? Plus is Microsoft the bullshit they’re pulling with windows isn’t going to stop with windows, it’s going to spread to the Xbox OS too

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in the future, all CEOs will be pornstars
    the board will literally hire the CEO on the basis of how hot she is, and her contract will tie her compensation to how many views she can get on [product]-themed porno videos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but they get uglier every year

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like a gamer

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    impossible, I don't buy american video games

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Bond and Kamala Harris are the living prove that even the biggest clueless morons can go far as long as they have a vegana.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we dont need video game corporate boxes anymore. make good non woke masculine games and ur set

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Games, Black person
    Good games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Phil already said games do not matter. Get with the times, grandpa.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By adding characters that look like me!

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    quit making esg funded mediocre games, listen to what the hardcore fans want, console exclusives, fire all troons, wokies and commies from xbox offices, quit censoring games fuglifying/masculanizing women. add more white men. get rid of 8step banning and permabans, bring back back compat, fire phil spencer/sarah bond, if have to close studio sell it dont shut the whole thing down. overhaul achivements system. do all these or im continuing to exit my series x in favor for the PS5 which has exclusives.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox is collapsing console brand. Microsoft has made it clear they don't want customers who buy physical, so I take my business to Sony and Nintendo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed. i was a og xbox fan from the first system. for me the second year of the xbox one was the beginning of the fall. exclusives started to stagnate and become less and less interesting. don matrick actually made a great game: ryse also mgs5 was a great announcement at launch. but the wokeness started to infect it to a humungus degree around phil spencer becoming lead. im jumping away from this infuriating system. only gonna use my series x for multiplayer with my old friends who still have an xbox even then ive scaled down my playtime. luckily i collect all current platforms switch and PS5 are going great.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        collecting my backlog on my ps5. and replaying my faves all over again. escape room games, evil within, mad max, tomb raider, yakuza/like a dragon to name a few of hundreds. hope the switch 2 will have achievements that would hook line sinker me even more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the problem is that they are not making games. And the few games they make are bad and not exclusive.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make actual Xbox exclusives again. No pc release until at least 2 years. I'd pick a series xxx if TESVI was a console exclusive. There is no other reason I'd ever use their console instead of steam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So Xbox is dead. They will never make exclusives... FRICK DUDE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yea pretty much. There isn't really a reason for anyone to choose an xbox console unless they are too poor for a pc.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          PC are for porn addicts and people without friends. Some want to own their game physically, crazy, right??

          It’s worse than spyware

          How? It uses GameOS and can get less data on you than a PC.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would like physical back on pc but Valve killed it and it's not coming back. We need digital ownership laws so I can resell steam games.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >AI-generated post

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sloppy bj

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put windows on it and basically turn it into the cheapest gaming PC.
    There I fixed the " problem" but nobody will take the obvious solution

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Windows is spyware dude

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s worse than spyware

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's Microsoft
        Everything is spyware

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drop the fee to play online

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s high time grown ass men stop playing video games on plastic fricking boxes and get a PC, like an actual adult. Now, I realize the average adult is fricking dumb, I mean dumber than a box of hammers, I get that. But still, even a chimp can figure out a computer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop playing videogames and join the cause.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Average PC fanboy is a mentally ill 30'year old platform warrior.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by resigning

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's one zesty buck.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    send me a free sexbox with bloodborne pre installed

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >xbox bought call of duty for $60b
    >could have donated that money to the public sector
    >could have done so much good
    >instead
    >fuuuuuuuuuck we need to make the money back
    >how do we make money off cod?
    >well there are a lot of whales buying skins
    >okay put in on game pass
    >you mean let people rent the game and hope they will buy skins in the game they rented?
    >yes
    >you're a fricking idiot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You under estimate how fricking dumb CoD fans are.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She can't. Bond could come and give me a blowie and I still wouldn't buy an Xbox.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well, she can try to suck or make it stop suck.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Purge 343 of its current management and unfrick the Halo franchise.
    2. Stop axing its best developers.
    3. Give big massa' some of that hot chocolate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4. axe the troons
      5. axe the LGBT shit
      6. axe Sweet Baby Inc. (buy up and then fire everyone)
      7. send out public apologies that you fell for and this has to be exactly like this "moronic mentally ill people"
      8. change the name of the Xbox in Japan, because X means no in Japan, you fricking hacks

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any creepgaye know if Xbox ceo lady have any bikini pics from social media? Please do the needful

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Call of Duty: Black Ops 6
    >Blade
    >Gears 6
    >South of Midnight
    >Fable
    >Indiana Jones
    >Age of Mythology Retold
    >Ara: History Untold
    >Microsoft Flight Sim 2024
    >Avowed
    >Halos
    >Psychonauts 3
    >Gears Collection
    >Perfect Dark
    >The Elder Scrolls 6
    >Fallout 3 in Fallout 76
    >Clockwork Revolution
    >DmC 2
    >The Outer Worlds 2
    >Starfield: Shattered Space
    >Project Mara
    >Everwild
    >Quake 6
    >DOOM: The Dark Age
    >Forza Horizon 6
    >STALKER 2
    >State of Decay 3
    >Contraband
    >Towerborne
    >Hundred Star (Rocksteady)
    >Hexen (People can Fly)
    >Killer Instinct 2
    >Banjo-Kazooie (Toys for Bob)
    >Elsewhere
    >OD (Kojima Prod.)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need this picture but with Monster

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This week DR PEPPER overtook pepsi as the number two soda in America in sales.
        Coke is still number one.

        We are living in the worst timeline.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dr Pepper is not available in my country. Is it good?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You would have to drink it for a while for it to be good.
            It's like picking up smoking or drinking hard liquor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also on PS5

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    japanese citizenship

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She can't but she can suck my dick while wearing her executive suit

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make good games, idk how else to say it at this point feels like they’re intentionally misunderstanding “make good games” at every turn as part of some Moloch humiliation ritual. Every time someone asks for good games they cancel another game, then laugh in the board room as they wonder how many more Xboxes they can sell with even less games than last week. I’m so glad I sold my series X and put that money towards a new desktop lmao.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to 2007 dudebro-era and just do what Moore did back then.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't have your cake and eat it too.
    You can't save the console and expand the player base to PC/PS5 increasing revenue at the same time.

    Which one do you want? If you want the long term option then you make all the heavy hitters like COD exclusive and pay out the ass for GTA VI online exclusive content. This will not make you the most money now, it will have to be a 10 year gamble. If you can't do that then congrats you are now a multiplatform publisher, stop fricking around and put everything on PS5 and accept your fate. Shareholders put pressure on Nintendo to go multi plat as well and they say no because they know they need to protect the core business. Greedy short term American corps can't do this.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A photo of a bed
    Nice """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""art""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play Sarah's game!

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People that don't like or play video games running a video games company in the current year is the problem with video games.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She must be really good at sucking dick for getting that position

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly thought XBox was back when Hi Fi Rush dropped, boy how was I wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xbox will never be back as long as their "exclusives" are on cloud and pc

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and they can't drop PC because higher ups want money now now now. You have to bleed PC gamers and give them nothing so that the console experience is far clear or they won't buy but that sounds too risky to them so instead they'll gradually hand over the distribution to Steam

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Phil did say he wants Xbox gamers to feel like a first-class citizen on Xbox Series X|S.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He should get rid of online subscriptions if he wants move consoles.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yea, it would honestly be a gigachad move.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              imagine paying for internet which you already pay for!
              ahaha
              subcribe to my wiener b***hes

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What do you mean online subscriptions? Do consolecucks really……?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not possible. Games are on Steam day 1, it's a contradiction to do that and not put all games on PS5 day 1 if you want to make the most money off software. They have a vested interest in PC gaming because of Windows and there is too much of a deficit in brand power with Playstation. Combined market for PS5 and Xbox is 180 million, it'll end up roughly 130 million PS5 50 million Xbox. If they're selling Series S/X at a loss since last years price cut then it's not worth it. Just put out a Xbox Ultra PC for $799 with Windows to blur the lines and call it a day

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Phil is smart. If anyone can do it, it is him. He is bringing more than hype, he is bringing games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's bringing game pass which has shit the bed on subscriber growth

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >xbox has a black female protagonist now
    Pass.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the CEO of every company a woman or Indian or something? Is CEO a made-up job position?

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wmbf

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