How come PC gamers don't play games co-op?

They seem like lonely in*els, ngl

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PC gamers are losers. I want nothing to do with them while I game on my PC.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sporting the Russian flag in these trying times is pretty ignorant.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Coop sucks, few games feel like you're actually supposed to cooperate to achieve a certain goal, and not just each solo their own part.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Amount of bots farming for trade items and cards is impressive on Steam "gaming" platform.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because devs did their best to kill local co-op and hotseat multiplayer on PC. Also, internet.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any game is good and fun if you play it with a friend. The fact that consolebabies assume playing with a friend to be the norm tells a lot about the quality of their games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Any game is good and fun if you play it with a friend.

      Literally not true. Borderlands 1 plays like total shit and we gave up a quarter way through, but we played through Borderlands 3 twice.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    split screen on PC is fricking stupid, if you're gonna do local co-op ANYTHING on a PC game add LAN support.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >split screen
    >PC

    I struggle to think of a worse possible way to play co-op than that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >anon discovers that TVs and controllers can be connected to PCs too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody, fricking nobody is doing all that for the 5 random games that do split-screen co-op on PC idiot.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >anon doesn't have a media center setup

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Its not 2006 anon, even if you're opposed to streaming and FTP every TV released in the past decade can have a USB drive plugged into it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I dunno, works pretty well still.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say it didn't work. I'm saying its unecessary and not something the average person with a PC is doing nowadays.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Most people do not play the Steam games they buy. Achievements for even the simplest of tasks - such as completing the first chapter - tend to have less than a 50% completion ratio.
    This is truer the cheaper the game is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pretty funny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        since the game is $30 it makes sense that the achievement for clicking the "start game" button would be decently high. but check out how many people played long enough to start a fire/kill an animal:

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          even craft an improvised knife is 46% completion which is the first thing you do in the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is true for consoles

      The funniest part is that a good chunk of those were unlocked with SAM so they're even lonelier than you thought

      you are a worthless moron

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game has a co-op/splitscreen achievement
    >you live alone
    Challenge accepted.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The funniest part is that a good chunk of those were unlocked with SAM so they're even lonelier than you thought

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you are a worthless moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is true for consoles
      [...]
      you are a worthless moron

      Coping

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not an incel I just hate women.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Then where are your friends @?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've played with male friends Monster Hunter World.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they dont have friends, they use discords and image boards to fake being friends with people theyll never meet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this, which is funny because i knew several couples who got together irl after raiding in wow for a couple weeks
      but you can talk to someone online via video chat for months and know their cat's medical history and still never even think about hanging out irl these days
      i think people were just really excited about the internet and i took that for granted

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >split screen on pc games
    dude go frick yourself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But PC is the ideal platform for co-op?
      >can do 1080p and higher
      >rock-solid framerate
      >more ports than every console in history to let you connect as many controllers as you want
      >even supports multiple displays

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No one is powerful enough to sit in my masturbation station 9000 but me.
        Jacking each other is a bad coop game.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Coop is a cool, but nothing beats charging into giant battles with nobodies

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    idk what happened but I made internet friends in every game I played but nowadays it feels like everyone is quiet as frick especially in MMOs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it feels like everyone is quiet as frick especially in MMOs
      blame the normalgay invasion. everyone has to walk on eggshells for fear of triggering an automated ban and losing their money

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You have to play on private servers. Over the last years, I played Mordhau, Conan Exiles and the Warhammer RoR MMO, all on community servers, and people were interacting with each other all the time.
      Just stay away from official servers and you will find out what online gaming was like two decades ago.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Name 1 good coop game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance 1 and 2

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        my homie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks
      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles beat'em ups based on the 2003 series (all 3 games)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles beat'em ups based on the 2003 series (all 3 games)

        Love the 2003 series but those games are unironic dog shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >t. has no friends

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            But I did play them with friends. 3 was the only semi-passable one, and just barely, like a 40/100 on metacritic pass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gauntlet Dark Legacy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      halo 1, 2 and 3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TimeSplitters

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DotA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      left 4 dead 2
      rip moron anon

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm never going to get those last two achievements.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sam is your true friend and ready to help whenever you need.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >PC
    >split screen
    >not having a LAN party with your friends instead

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