How come the second Gotta Protector wasn't anywhere near as good as the first one?

How come the second Gotta Protector wasn't anywhere near as good as the first one?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat fuck. Needs diet correction..!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    built for filling an entire room with her fat

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that is an incredibly cute chibi.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are people mad at this again? it was a joke

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your job is to fucking translate, not to make someone else's work into a "joke".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where was the joke in the original text?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like feminist politically motivated jokes and want accurate translation. Keep your politics outside of work.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jokes are typically funny.
        'who could be the protag' jokes are better as visual gags anyways, asking who the mysterious hero could be as theres a clear outlier standing in a crowd of background characters is a lot better conveyed than whatever this preachy shit is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >asking who the mysterious hero could be as theres a clear outlier standing in a crowd of background characters
          Has this ever been subverted by making one of the background characters flashy and a clear outlier when the actual hero is much more normal looking?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lucky star has a few minor characters that look more over designed than the rest of the cast

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              One Punch Man and arguably Mob Psycho 100.

              I meant like, having a crowd shot scene where they are specifically looking for The Hero™ with one of the background characters being an obvious bait for it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            One Punch Man and arguably Mob Psycho 100.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anti-woke joke is still as bad as seeing something woke. Look at Velma the tv series that people dont want to be reminded about real life when doing something for entertainment.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    limited shit censored this too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really? I thought they released that game on pc. Now I feel bad for pre ordering it but I wanted a physical copy. It's 8-4 cancer not limited morons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never mind didn't know the amazon game was from gotta protectors since the box art was so different.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could buy that if they included the original, but we all know that was a bullshit excuse because the original made them uncomfortable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand what was censored? How many amazon running games out there?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Instead of it being a diet run trying to avoid sweets and gaining weight, its a training exercise where she dodges bombs and traps with no hint of her needing to lose weight. They also changed her outfit to for no reason.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So no point of the game. I hate developers who don't mind their product getting censored. If I remember developer released amazon game on pc as a joke before too.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >So no point of the game
              Correct. They butchered the localization and tried to play it out like a joke when called out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine putting in extra effort just to censor shit and piss off your niche audience

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unlimited dung needs to wither away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do you somersault in the game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >limited run
      It's 8-4's fault, but yeah

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you mean the XBLA game, the 3DS game, the NES game, or the Switch game?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love me some belly

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't the first Gotta Protectors a Xbox Live Arcade exclusive?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they port it to the 3DS too or was that a different game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Second game is the 3ds game which is the one on switch. There was dlc on 3ds but included in this release. I played it on my jap 3ds years ago name of game is protect me knight but westoid release is gotta protectors. I didn't play xbox game so don't know about first release.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok then. I've only played the switch version myself.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even the name was butchered on western release shame.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ancient's new game a few years ago
    >"We'd love to have it localized, but it'd be too hard because Japan and the West are so different, so it would too hard to cen-I mean localize"
    Fuckers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funny they say this but you never hear of the reverse happening. theres no jap-only version of the last of us where ellie is wearing a microbikini and abby has massive tits

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah instead CERO forces them to censor the sex scenes and gore

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no jap-only version of the last of us where ellie is wearing a microbikin
        >he doesn't know

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Violence gets censored instead, RE4 doesn't have the chainsaw decapitation in Japan.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone play their second jrpg game it looked like shit so I skipped it but I know their games have soul and could be fun.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The 3DS game had more varied levels and the new tracks gimmick/skills are oversimplified and brain dead
    Even the intro is objectively worse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean isn't switch one just the 3ds game with dlc.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Completely different.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Xbox game, the 3DS game, and the Switch game are all different.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The one on 3DS has a static castle you protect until enemies are gone. The Switch one has the castle on rails that moves until it reaches a set goal.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't know that. In 3ds game you can move the princess though.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Up fuck 8-4

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean? The 3ds one is absolutely the best.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody played the xbox one.
      Even though the ending had the most soul of any of the games.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk. Who should I play as in the 3ds version?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amazon has absolutely no trouble clearing any map in the campaign. Her attack and the way she can progressively move forward while doing so is a huge advantage, and her default boomerang never falls off. Give her hustle, reach, and either of the skills that increase combo speed and she'll just rocket through everything.
      Old Man is widely considered even better when he's decked out, but that's different.
      Archer is the worst. Equipped skills are supposed to be a bonus, while she can't even function without pierce and spread at all times.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how in the fuck do i do the small middle jumps the kick sends me higher

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