How come Zelda is never the best girl in her respective game?
What is the name for this phenomena?
How come Zelda is never the best girl in her respective game? What is the name for this phenomena?
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How come Zelda is never the best girl in her respective game?
What is the name for this phenomena?
literally every harem anime syndrome
Just reminding everyone here that Rem is best girl.
Goyslop Emilia broccoli heads need not reply.
She was best girl to such an insane degree the author nearly had to write her off just so main girl could seem relivant, but at the same time couldn't kill her off as to not have majority of the fans dump the series.
Main Heroine Syndrome.
Tatl and Midna say hello
Good characters that are the exceptions to the rule. you get those every now and then. The problem now is aonuma ad friends want you to love Zelda and fail at trying to endear her to you.
>Tatl
Excuse you
This screams "no way fag" energy.
Well he didn't because he goes back to Hyrule and fucks that counterpart.
And Midna is shit.
Main girl has to be generic and have mass appeal to the lowest common denominator
Side girls are the ones who can specifically cater to niche tastes and kinks
It's kind of like going to Baskin Robbins and ordering vanilla. Vanilla's fine, but you're at Baskin Robbins. They have so many flavours for you to choose from, including one that's perfect for you. Why would you go for the flavour they have literally everywhere else?
Sir that is a food analogy i'm gonna have to ask you to leave
I'd rather have him leave because Baskin Robbins ice cream is dog shit.
reddit post
>All those anime where the side girl is actually the one with the big tits
This can't be true, there is no way flat beats out stacked.
Forgot pic
because she is boring as shit and every game they try to pretend that she does something
if she is supposed to be the queen and she loses every fucking time to ganon unless Link bails her out then she is not doing her job
and neither is everyone else in fucking hyrule
The main girl is always a genki generic whore because the japanese are tasteless gays.
What about when Midna was the main heroine?
I want her nylon toes in my mouth and soles on my face
It's more than just nylons though, I think. I keep seeing stuff like pic related, but it seems more like an entire body suit that goes from her toes all the way to her neck.
Either way I love thin fabrics covering pussy and feet
Imagine Purah shrank you and dropped you into her bodystocking like pic related haha
please I can only get so erect.jpg
That dick would feel like a little bump between her toes
Link rails her over her desk every day while Zelda listens
cheating is immoral and disgusting. i bet you love cuckshit and blacked too.
disgusting mutts
>cheating
Huh? There's no where in the game where it says either Link or Purah are in relationships. What are you talking about?
Are you fucking retarded or what? Read the reply chain
Dunno man, sounds like cuck stuff lives rent free in your head
I knew it was bait but I fucking had to reply
needs bird droppings.
I'd never understood people finding video game characters and 2d hentai titillating. I get it now.
Good LORD
What's up with girls that people want to fuck and red leggings? And why both of these girls make my dick extremely hard?
I noticed this too
We need more red pantyhose girls in vidya
True
It's weird.
I don't like red lipstick
I don't like red nail polish
Purah's red eye liner really does it for me.
And red leggings just absolutely set me off
built for rails
zelda is best girl in spirit tracks
thread should have ended here
What are the odds that we have both people who played spirit tracks in the same thread
Sex
Purah sex
Sex sex purah sex
Sex with purah
Sniff purah lick purah touch purah sex
Sex purah
Sex with pu
Insufferably safe horny
Because she's always captured, incapacitated, or preoccupied with something else and you don't interact with her as much as other female characters.
she is 100+ years old
God I want to have sex with women my age
I wonder how Paya feels knowing her 100+ year old aunt has such a fuckable body?
Purah definitely seems like she'd do experiments while completely butt naked. She doesn't bother to pick up all of her papers scattered around the lab, so half the time she probably doesn't bother to get dressed either.
Like she'd be angry, she'd fufufu and pull his face closer to her tits
nah, sex stuff interferes with her work
She can multitask
>ToTK era Purah
>Link has his original arm
What the fuck man
It wasn't that long between Link's disappearance and return at the start of TotK, was it?
nobody knows, nintendo didn't give a shit
beat the game, retard.
Because Zelda is a basic bitch.
Its sort of goes hand and hand with the whole "royalty" status, which is why Tetra is the best zelda.
You already tried to push this forced meme already in this thread. Please have a nice day.
Is it some new schizo term for SFW?
Actually, forget I even asked. I'm assuming it's something no one should really care about anyway.
No it's the new schizo term for "conventionally attractive women of legal age"
Basically oedos made up a term to shame people who aren't pedos/hebes
I thought it was for acting publicly horny in an ironic way over shit that's not conventionally attractive
Like being horny for great fairies because "haha he appreciates giant or thick women, that won't make me insecure about being a fat bitch"
consider suicide pedobro
You're so dull.
dangerously based post holy shit
>it's now based to hate on Azumanga Daioh
what the fuck
Just goes to show how fall the internet has fallen.
If you allow random image macros made by schizos to impact in any way what you do and don't enjoy, then it is you who has fallen.
>missing the forest for the trees
It's okay to like some of those things anon, but there are "people" that post here that base their entire personalities on liking FOTMslop and/or "hidden gems", which are NEVER actually fucking "hidden"
Pretty ironic because it seems you like and enjoy nothing, you're just a grayed out husk. Like you can't enjoy anything popular and force yourself to be the most hyper form of a contrarian or hipster possible. I don't even like some of those things but damn dude
>anything I don't like is weird and obscure
>t.
Can you add this to the image? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J06ju_9utpo&list=OLAK5uy_k4ItA1UK5phwjD-mz3RRYs5ZKgLHJzPKg
>mainstream good
>obscure bad
Reminder that Purah, being a Sheikah, is basically a ninja scientist, and being a ninja, she could have sex with you and you wouldn't realize it until you spontaneously nut in your pants a week later.
I feel like her Sheikah ninjutsu is a little more...obvious.
>Purah's diary says she specifically went for 20 because that's when women peak.
Surprised at the lack of outrage.
>she has a cute pet name for Link
How much do you think they fucked back in the day behind Zelda's back?
Linky take out that winky!
>having a nickname for someone means you're fucking them
>My wife calls her friend "Daddy", of course she isn't fucking him though.
She was the best girl in Skyward Sword
What about Peatrice?
Peatrice was.
have a nice day
You completely lack any and all identity.
stop projecting and have a nice day already, pedogarden gnome
Botw/Totk Zelda hasn't missed an opportunity to make an apocalypse situation 1000x worse or just straight up cause one herself.
Someone needs to keep her on a perpetual baby factory schedule until she's too old to dungeon dive and find these big red apocalypse buttons for the good of the kingdom and Link is too busy being an autistic sexless bishonenlet caveman to do the job.
I need to see her take a big fat shit
Ironically Zelda/Ganon/Link threesomes and cuckshit is the acceptable safe horny thing now because you can't call homos and cheaters disgusting anymore
>permanent bedroom eyes
She just exudes such raw sexual energy
My dick resting on top of those sweaty milk containers
>What is the name for this phenomena?
incelitis
I need to hear Link fuck Purah so roughly she starts screaming affirmations of love for him and is unable to walk for a while
>love
Purah only loves science. She likes cock.
Yeah that sounds retarded and quirky
>Paya got shafted with Zelda's popularity from BotW
>surely she'll get hers when TotK releases
>Purah turns into a complete sex goddess
It's not fair.
I was pretty disappointed at how little presence Paya had. I get she's the new chief and all and can't move about like Impa, but all she does is stare at science billboard.
I have no idea why they didn't swap the rolls of impa / paya in TotK. Impa just hands over the chief role then gets to go on a sweet hot air balloon adventure and go to a bunch of different areas.
Meanwhile Paya just stares at the rock ruins for the entirety of the game.
nintendo hire this man
holy shit now i feel bad now that i cant go on hot air balloons adventures with paya
I refuse to jack off to her on principle just because she's the latest fotm meme. I'll jack off to her in 2 years when all she gets is obscure futa on male and /ss/ art.
havent even seen one good purah animation yet
BEHOLD
>Ywn get crushed by her
Why live?
made me remember this one guy, justy googled him, "sableserviette"
if he gets on purah its over
>AI generated
I saw a Purah image today where she had 6 fucking fingers. Absolutely disgusting.
What's the quickest way to her heart?
Linkypoo
That's not Riju.
based Rijuchad
I think my biggest complaint is her new hair. I liked her long braid.
She and the bird boy are the only companions I have at the moment and by god her lightning strikes rekt most of the enemies I come across. She's cute and dangerous the perfect combo..
I wish i didnt have to chase her down every time I need her power, they really needed a button for telling partners to power up
If you whistle the companions come closer.
honestly she just mostly draws aggro for me, which is nice
Riju matured nicely god she’s so cute and sexy i wanna smack that little brown bum
Bateman's wife because she always says to check it.
>Link marries Zelda
>She brings home Riju, Purah, and Paya for him to breed
They gotta rebuild and repopulate.
>Link gets a harem for marrying Zelda
Absolutely worth having her redecorating the house over
Always happens. My place would have nothing in it if not for my Wife.
>haremshit
Having a best girl in your game has no worth if you just lump her in with everyone else
You say that but BOTW Zelda is the most popular girl in the franchise among normies despite not even being close to best girl, either cause of her ass or because girls self-insert as her.
She's got a slightly chunky butt which is in right now and she's the princess but also sad and struggling so girls can pretend to be important but also have flaws that are endearing to men who are more protective
She's also super smart compared to other Zeldas who are more motherly/saintly so she's perfect for modern girls to self-insert as
>BOTW Zelda
>smart
This is the same person who couldn't put together that this man in the past named Ganondorf may in some small way be related to the Ganon that threatened the world in her time? But yes, BOTW Zelda has this thing where she seems personally flawed to be endearing and evoke must protecc instinct but at the same time everyone else does nothing but praise her. She's also extremely plain save for the slightly chunky butt part, which I guess is also in for men.
Goddamn those fucking glasses are pure sex
Our guy is cooking bros
https://twitter.com/ZoneUu/status/1660736011897544710?s=20
I'd pay upwards of a thousand dollars just for Purah to stand over me and look at me while I jack off
I wouldn't last more than 30 seconds in her
It's not hard to be good at sex
Glasses are fucking ugly, she's fugly as shit. Get some better taste or stop being a gay retard and play a better game than zeldashit. Fuck you.
Sucking her toes in the bath!
I'd let her pee on me.
you say this by posting the worst and ugliest girl, gay
>the worst and ugliest girl
zelda
my wife
Do you think she runs experiments on herself?
>Do you think she runs experiments on herself?
I mean she literally does in game so it would be safe to assume
>Purah giving herself a futa cock and testing it out on Link
Eh, still probably preferable to Zelda…
One can only imagine what kind of stuff she gets up to.
I bet Purah gives a rimjob that could make a King surrender.
It's called not being a sex object. People who are dumb enough to think Link and Zelda are supposed to be in a romantic relationship are fucking morons.
She looks like she rims shotas
because zelda is the designated damsel in distress that never does anything
>that never does anything
Without Zelda, Link would've been unable to defeat Ganondorf in both BotW and TotK
the problem is that it all happens offscreen
>the problem is that it all happens offscreen
??????
>Zelda literally right beside you as you fight the last boss and the one responsible for giving you the light arrows
>Zelda imbuing power into the Master Sword where the player literally pulls it out of her head
Are you just not watching your screen or something?
her involvement feels way too weak
>disappears at the start of the game
>only appears in cutscenes and ganondorfs shadow visions
they should have at least let you play as her for some minor segments
>they should have at least let you play as her
People have been begging for this for decades and I hope Nintendo never gives in. You are never supposed to play as Zelda in these games.
Her showing up to drop arrows of light are a trope for the series.
>that never does anything
I disagree. A lot of Botw and Totk revolves around Zelda's power. It's just boring af. My bigger problem is how Link is still an emotionless robot
Because you usually don't see her much.
Post her big white bush
Stop making Purah threads and posting her, it makes me hard
Pervert
Yes I am, but please stop, it really makes me hard...
>Purah dressed as Callie
Be still, my beating cock
?
Please, stop, one more and I'll start leaking
i just need to see josha covered in slobber and snot and cum with a big weenie that is also covered in those things rubbing her face with strands of all of it connecting them
then i'll think about purah stepping on me with her red tights
but until i get the josha pic i can't think about purah.
i have stable diffusion downloaded and an anime model but idk how to use inpainting and i probably need a better model with more BOTW references or something
She makes my peepee feel funny
I'd give them a nice massage
tongue massage
Purah collecting semen samples
with her vagina
>lets it drip out of her into a vial afterwards
sauss?
I think that one is shexyo
POST FULL
Damn linkchad can't stop winning
>How come Zelda is never the best girl in her respective game?
Not always
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
You put her back right this instant.
its over for ur waifu kids
How do you move the camera around while aiming? I've seen people zoom out on the horse too
Zelda's best girl in Skyward Sword, but that game is pretty rigged in her favor.
SS Zelda has no real competition at all does she? But then she's the garden gnome Zelda so of course she'd have it rigged. Not that BOTW Zelda waiting for her competition to be killed off isn't any better.
>Zelda's best girl in Skyward Sword
Zelda is best girl in Skyward Sword, Wind Waker and Spirit Tracks
Tetra is great, WW Zelda does literally fucking nothing and gets sidelined the instant she puts on the dress.
Tetra is WW Zelda, or are you retarded enough to think she can 1v1 Ganondorf despite getting BTFO when she tries to as Tetra?
he's one of those morons who pretend they aren't the same person, probably tweets about how racist it is her skin color changes.
Zelda literally helps you kill Ganondorf, retard.
Bro, you think I beat WW?
Lol
Lmao
My point stands.
stands in the designated retard standing area.
Main characters tend to be plain so as to have a mass appeal. Everyone likes the character, but it’s rarely someone’s favorite. This goes beyond love interests, and is just often how characters are in bigger IPs.
A good example is Disney. Mickey has to be a corporate straight man, while Donald and Goofy get to be over the top characters. As a result, those two are often more popular.
BOTW Zelda is easily the most popular girl in her game and arguably the franchise outside of perhaps Ganker though, for various reasons.
>for various reasons
It's literally just the ass and Moblin rape.
BotW and TotK aren't Zelda games.
test
It's the Russians!
Bros... I think
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Worst Zelda race by a mile. These goat things are fucking stupid.
>Want thicc goat mommy
>get snake
fuck I guess purah will have to do.
Who's the best girl in LTTP?
God I want to blow the fattest nut inside that dumb hag
I haven’t played the game, is there not alot of Gerudo in this new one? Seems like everyone forgot about them on Ganker
Gerudo are just the same. People are only going to care about the new stuff like adult Purah and teenage Riju.
Their town got overrun with bug mummies but besides that they're doing ok.
You get a Gerudo gf that cooks you meals.
It's a mentality for cucks where they perceive Zelda "taken" by Link/Ganon so they go for the others.
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have a question. Imagine that Link impregnated every female member of the Gerudo tribe. Could Ganon still be born in the future if the hero's bloodline was permanently mixed into the Gerudo tribe?
I don't think Links blood is any different than any other Hylian and that's what Gerudo normally breed with. I always thought Zelda was the one with special powers / bloodlines.
Link's role as the Hero is not hereditary. We've played as Links that don't have blood relations to the Hero before, like WW Link.
Zelda is always tied to the Royal lineage and Ganondorf, when he exists, is always the singular male Gerudo, but Link can be any Hylian brave enough to take up the Hero's burden.
She is far and away best girl in WW, PH and ST. Maybe there's something to the toon line.
Cowardice. They rarely put the same development into Zelda that others get. Just look at Midna in her game. There's a reason she's so beloved and it's not just that you adventure together. I think they are afraid of tarnishing Zelda's cred and use the other female cast for their experimentation instead.
She was best girl in Wind Waker
Wrong
That's not the teacher.
You're right, I forgot how hot the teacher was. But still.
any preg art yet?
Isn't she the best girl in Spirit Tracks? I never finished it but I'm pretty sure she is.
Link is the best girl
change my mind
I know right.
It's a shame she isn't human
I like her mecha form
Sex with Shikah women.
>I would enjoy further visits from you.
Biggest sluts in the game
Skyward Sword?