How come Zelda is never the best girl in her respective game? What is the name for this phenomena?

How come Zelda is never the best girl in her respective game?

What is the name for this phenomena?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally every harem anime syndrome

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Main Heroine Syndrome.

      [...]
      Main girl has to be generic and have mass appeal to the lowest common denominator

      Side girls are the ones who can specifically cater to niche tastes and kinks

      It's kind of like going to Baskin Robbins and ordering vanilla. Vanilla's fine, but you're at Baskin Robbins. They have so many flavours for you to choose from, including one that's perfect for you. Why would you go for the flavour they have literally everywhere else?

      Just reminding everyone here that Rem is best girl.

      Goyslop Emilia broccoli heads need not reply.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was best girl to such an insane degree the author nearly had to write her off just so main girl could seem relivant, but at the same time couldn't kill her off as to not have majority of the fans dump the series.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Main Heroine Syndrome.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tatl and Midna say hello

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good characters that are the exceptions to the rule. you get those every now and then. The problem now is aonuma ad friends want you to love Zelda and fail at trying to endear her to you.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tatl
        Excuse you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This screams "no way gay" energy.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well he didn't because he goes back to Hyrule and fricks that counterpart.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And Midna is shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally every harem anime syndrome

      Main girl has to be generic and have mass appeal to the lowest common denominator

      Side girls are the ones who can specifically cater to niche tastes and kinks

      It's kind of like going to Baskin Robbins and ordering vanilla. Vanilla's fine, but you're at Baskin Robbins. They have so many flavours for you to choose from, including one that's perfect for you. Why would you go for the flavour they have literally everywhere else?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sir that is a food analogy i'm gonna have to ask you to leave

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather have him leave because Baskin Robbins ice cream is dog shit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          reddit post

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Main girl has to be generic and have mass appeal to the lowest common denominator

      Side girls are the ones who can specifically cater to niche tastes and kinks

      It's kind of like going to Baskin Robbins and ordering vanilla. Vanilla's fine, but you're at Baskin Robbins. They have so many flavours for you to choose from, including one that's perfect for you. Why would you go for the flavour they have literally everywhere else?

      >All those anime where the side girl is actually the one with the big breasts
      This can't be true, there is no way flat beats out stacked.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot pic

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because she is boring as shit and every game they try to pretend that she does something
    if she is supposed to be the queen and she loses every fricking time to ganon unless Link bails her out then she is not doing her job

    and neither is everyone else in fricking hyrule

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The main girl is always a genki generic prostitute because the japanese are tasteless homosexuals.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about when Midna was the main heroine?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want her nylon toes in my mouth and soles on my face

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's more than just nylons though, I think. I keep seeing stuff like pic related, but it seems more like an entire body suit that goes from her toes all the way to her neck.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Either way I love thin fabrics covering pussy and feet

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine Purah shrank you and dropped you into her bodystocking like pic related haha

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            please I can only get so erect.jpg

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              That dick would feel like a little bump between her toes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link rails her over her desk every day while Zelda listens

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she has a cute pet name for Link

        How much do you think they fricked back in the day behind Zelda's back?

        Linky take out that winky!

        cheating is immoral and disgusting. i bet you love cuckshit and blacked too.
        disgusting mutts

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cheating
          Huh? There's no where in the game where it says either Link or Purah are in relationships. What are you talking about?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you fricking moronic or what? Read the reply chain

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dunno man, sounds like cuck stuff lives rent free in your head

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I knew it was bait but I fricking had to reply

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      needs bird droppings.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd never understood people finding video game characters and 2d hentai titillating. I get it now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good LORD

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's up with girls that people want to frick and red leggings? And why both of these girls make my dick extremely hard?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I noticed this too

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          We need more red pantyhose girls in vidya

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            True

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I noticed this too

        It's weird.
        I don't like red lipstick
        I don't like red nail polish
        Purah's red eye liner really does it for me.
        And red leggings just absolutely set me off

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      built for rails

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    zelda is best girl in spirit tracks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      thread should have ended here

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are the odds that we have both people who played spirit tracks in the same thread

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex
    Purah sex
    Sex sex purah sex
    Sex with purah
    Sniff purah lick purah touch purah sex
    Sex purah
    Sex with pu

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Insufferably safe horny

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's always captured, incapacitated, or preoccupied with something else and you don't interact with her as much as other female characters.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she is 100+ years old

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I want to have sex with women my age

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how Paya feels knowing her 100+ year old aunt has such a frickable body?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Purah definitely seems like she'd do experiments while completely butt naked. She doesn't bother to pick up all of her papers scattered around the lab, so half the time she probably doesn't bother to get dressed either.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like she'd be angry, she'd fufufu and pull his face closer to her breasts

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, sex stuff interferes with her work

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She can multitask

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ToTK era Purah
      >Link has his original arm
      What the frick man

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't that long between Link's disappearance and return at the start of TotK, was it?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nobody knows, nintendo didn't give a shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        beat the game, moron.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Zelda is a basic b***h.
    Its sort of goes hand and hand with the whole "royalty" status, which is why Tetra is the best zelda.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You already tried to push this forced meme already in this thread. Please have a nice day.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it some new schizo term for SFW?
      Actually, forget I even asked. I'm assuming it's something no one should really care about anyway.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it's the new schizo term for "conventionally attractive women of legal age"
        Basically oedos made up a term to shame people who aren't pedos/hebes

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was for acting publicly horny in an ironic way over shit that's not conventionally attractive
          Like being horny for great fairies because "haha he appreciates giant or thick women, that won't make me insecure about being a fat b***h"

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    consider suicide pedobro

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      You already tried to push this forced meme already in this thread. Please have a nice day.

      You're so dull.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        dangerously based post holy shit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's now based to hate on Azumanga Daioh
          what the frick

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just goes to show how fall the internet has fallen.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you allow random image macros made by schizos to impact in any way what you do and don't enjoy, then it is you who has fallen.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >missing the forest for the trees
            It's okay to like some of those things anon, but there are "people" that post here that base their entire personalities on liking FOTMslop and/or "hidden gems", which are NEVER actually fricking "hidden"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You completely lack any and all identity.

        Pretty ironic because it seems you like and enjoy nothing, you're just a grayed out husk. Like you can't enjoy anything popular and force yourself to be the most hyper form of a contrarian or hipster possible. I don't even like some of those things but damn dude

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anything I don't like is weird and obscure

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you add this to the image? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J06ju_9utpo&list=OLAK5uy_k4ItA1UK5phwjD-mz3RRYs5ZKgLHJzPKg

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mainstream good
        >obscure bad

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Purah, being a Sheikah, is basically a ninja scientist, and being a ninja, she could have sex with you and you wouldn't realize it until you spontaneously nut in your pants a week later.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like her Sheikah ninjutsu is a little more...obvious.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Purah's diary says she specifically went for 20 because that's when women peak.
    Surprised at the lack of outrage.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she has a cute pet name for Link

    How much do you think they fricked back in the day behind Zelda's back?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Linky take out that winky!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having a nickname for someone means you're fricking them

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My wife calls her friend "Daddy", of course she isn't fricking him though.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was the best girl in Skyward Sword

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about Peatrice?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peatrice was.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    You're so dull.

    have a nice day

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You completely lack any and all identity.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop projecting and have a nice day already, pedoisraelite

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Botw/Totk Zelda hasn't missed an opportunity to make an apocalypse situation 1000x worse or just straight up cause one herself.
    Someone needs to keep her on a perpetual baby factory schedule until she's too old to dungeon dive and find these big red apocalypse buttons for the good of the kingdom and Link is too busy being an autistic sexless bishonenlet caveman to do the job.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to see her take a big fat shit

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ironically Zelda/Ganon/Link threesomes and cuckshit is the acceptable safe horny thing now because you can't call homos and cheaters disgusting anymore

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >permanent bedroom eyes
    She just exudes such raw sexual energy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dick resting on top of those sweaty milk containers

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What is the name for this phenomena?
    incelitis

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to hear Link frick Purah so roughly she starts screaming affirmations of love for him and is unable to walk for a while

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >love

      Purah only loves science. She likes wiener.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that sounds moronic and quirky

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paya got shafted with Zelda's popularity from BotW
    >surely she'll get hers when TotK releases
    >Purah turns into a complete sex goddess

    It's not fair.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was pretty disappointed at how little presence Paya had. I get she's the new chief and all and can't move about like Impa, but all she does is stare at science billboard.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea why they didn't swap the rolls of impa / paya in TotK. Impa just hands over the chief role then gets to go on a sweet hot air balloon adventure and go to a bunch of different areas.
        Meanwhile Paya just stares at the rock ruins for the entirety of the game.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nintendo hire this man
          holy shit now i feel bad now that i cant go on hot air balloons adventures with paya

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I refuse to jack off to her on principle just because she's the latest fotm meme. I'll jack off to her in 2 years when all she gets is obscure futa on male and /ss/ art.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    havent even seen one good purah animation yet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BEHOLD

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ywn get crushed by her
        Why live?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      made me remember this one guy, justy googled him, "sableserviette"

      if he gets on purah its over

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AI generated
      I saw a Purah image today where she had 6 fricking fingers. Absolutely disgusting.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the quickest way to her heart?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Linkypoo

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Riju.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based Rijuchad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based Rijuchad

      I think my biggest complaint is her new hair. I liked her long braid.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She and the bird boy are the only companions I have at the moment and by god her lightning strikes rekt most of the enemies I come across. She's cute and dangerous the perfect combo..

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish i didnt have to chase her down every time I need her power, they really needed a button for telling partners to power up

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you whistle the companions come closer.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            honestly she just mostly draws aggro for me, which is nice

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Riju matured nicely god she’s so cute and sexy i wanna smack that little brown bum

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bateman's wife because she always says to check it.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Link marries Zelda
    >She brings home Riju, Purah, and Paya for him to breed
    They gotta rebuild and repopulate.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Link gets a harem for marrying Zelda
      Absolutely worth having her redecorating the house over

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Always happens. My place would have nothing in it if not for my Wife.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haremshit
      Having a best girl in your game has no worth if you just lump her in with everyone else

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You say that but BOTW Zelda is the most popular girl in the franchise among normies despite not even being close to best girl, either cause of her ass or because girls self-insert as her.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's got a slightly chunky butt which is in right now and she's the princess but also sad and struggling so girls can pretend to be important but also have flaws that are endearing to men who are more protective
      She's also super smart compared to other Zeldas who are more motherly/saintly so she's perfect for modern girls to self-insert as

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BOTW Zelda
        >smart
        This is the same person who couldn't put together that this man in the past named Ganondorf may in some small way be related to the Ganon that threatened the world in her time? But yes, BOTW Zelda has this thing where she seems personally flawed to be endearing and evoke must protecc instinct but at the same time everyone else does nothing but praise her. She's also extremely plain save for the slightly chunky butt part, which I guess is also in for men.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn those fricking glasses are pure sex

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Our guy is cooking bros
    https://twitter.com/ZoneUu/status/1660736011897544710?s=20

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd pay upwards of a thousand dollars just for Purah to stand over me and look at me while I jack off

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't last more than 30 seconds in her

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not hard to be good at sex

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glasses are fricking ugly, she's fugly as shit. Get some better taste or stop being a homosexual moron and play a better game than zeldashit. Frick you.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sucking her toes in the bath!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd let her pee on me.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you say this by posting the worst and ugliest girl, homosexual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the worst and ugliest girl
      zelda

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      my wife

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think she runs experiments on herself?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you think she runs experiments on herself?
      I mean she literally does in game so it would be safe to assume

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Purah giving herself a futa wiener and testing it out on Link

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, still probably preferable to Zelda…

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        One can only imagine what kind of stuff she gets up to.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet Purah gives a rimjob that could make a King surrender.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called not being a sex object. People who are dumb enough to think Link and Zelda are supposed to be in a romantic relationship are fricking morons.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she rims shotas

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because zelda is the designated damsel in distress that never does anything

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that never does anything
      Without Zelda, Link would've been unable to defeat Ganondorf in both BotW and TotK

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the problem is that it all happens offscreen

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the problem is that it all happens offscreen
          ??????
          >Zelda literally right beside you as you fight the last boss and the one responsible for giving you the light arrows
          >Zelda imbuing power into the Master Sword where the player literally pulls it out of her head
          Are you just not watching your screen or something?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            her involvement feels way too weak
            >disappears at the start of the game
            >only appears in cutscenes and ganondorfs shadow visions
            they should have at least let you play as her for some minor segments

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they should have at least let you play as her
              People have been begging for this for decades and I hope Nintendo never gives in. You are never supposed to play as Zelda in these games.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her showing up to drop arrows of light are a trope for the series.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that never does anything
      I disagree. A lot of Botw and Totk revolves around Zelda's power. It's just boring af. My bigger problem is how Link is still an emotionless robot

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you usually don't see her much.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post her big white bush

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop making Purah threads and posting her, it makes me hard

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pervert

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I am, but please stop, it really makes me hard...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Purah dressed as Callie
        Be still, my beating wiener

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please, stop, one more and I'll start leaking

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just need to see josha covered in slobber and snot and cum with a big weenie that is also covered in those things rubbing her face with strands of all of it connecting them
    then i'll think about purah stepping on me with her red tights
    but until i get the josha pic i can't think about purah.
    i have stable diffusion downloaded and an anime model but idk how to use inpainting and i probably need a better model with more BOTW references or something

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She makes my peepee feel funny

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd give them a nice massage

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        tongue massage

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Purah collecting semen samples

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      with her vegana

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lets it drip out of her into a vial afterwards

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    sauss?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that one is shexyo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        POST FULL

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn linkchad can't stop winning

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How come Zelda is never the best girl in her respective game?
    Not always

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You put her back right this instant.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        its over for ur waifu kids

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you move the camera around while aiming? I've seen people zoom out on the horse too

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda's best girl in Skyward Sword, but that game is pretty rigged in her favor.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda is best girl in Skyward Sword, Wind Waker and Spirit Tracks

      SS Zelda has no real competition at all does she? But then she's the israelite Zelda so of course she'd have it rigged. Not that BOTW Zelda waiting for her competition to be killed off isn't any better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zelda's best girl in Skyward Sword

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda is best girl in Skyward Sword, Wind Waker and Spirit Tracks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tetra is great, WW Zelda does literally fricking nothing and gets sidelined the instant she puts on the dress.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tetra is WW Zelda, or are you moronic enough to think she can 1v1 Ganondorf despite getting BTFO when she tries to as Tetra?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's one of those morons who pretend they aren't the same person, probably tweets about how racist it is her skin color changes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zelda literally helps you kill Ganondorf, moron.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, you think I beat WW?
          Lol
          Lmao

          My point stands.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            stands in the designated moron standing area.

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Main characters tend to be plain so as to have a mass appeal. Everyone likes the character, but it’s rarely someone’s favorite. This goes beyond love interests, and is just often how characters are in bigger IPs.

    A good example is Disney. Mickey has to be a corporate straight man, while Donald and Goofy get to be over the top characters. As a result, those two are often more popular.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BOTW Zelda is easily the most popular girl in her game and arguably the franchise outside of perhaps Ganker though, for various reasons.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >for various reasons
        It's literally just the ass and Moblin rape.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        BotW and TotK aren't Zelda games.

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the Russians!

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros... I think

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      _ ____ __ ____ ____ ____

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worst Zelda race by a mile. These goat things are fricking stupid.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Want thicc goat mommy
      >get snake
      frick I guess purah will have to do.

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the best girl in LTTP?

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I want to blow the fattest nut inside that dumb hag

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t played the game, is there not alot of Gerudo in this new one? Seems like everyone forgot about them on Ganker

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gerudo are just the same. People are only going to care about the new stuff like adult Purah and teenage Riju.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their town got overrun with bug mummies but besides that they're doing ok.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get a Gerudo gf that cooks you meals.

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a mentality for cucks where they perceive Zelda "taken" by Link/Ganon so they go for the others.

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a question. Imagine that Link impregnated every female member of the Gerudo tribe. Could Ganon still be born in the future if the hero's bloodline was permanently mixed into the Gerudo tribe?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Links blood is any different than any other Hylian and that's what Gerudo normally breed with. I always thought Zelda was the one with special powers / bloodlines.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link's role as the Hero is not hereditary. We've played as Links that don't have blood relations to the Hero before, like WW Link.
      Zelda is always tied to the Royal lineage and Ganondorf, when he exists, is always the singular male Gerudo, but Link can be any Hylian brave enough to take up the Hero's burden.

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is far and away best girl in WW, PH and ST. Maybe there's something to the toon line.

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cowardice. They rarely put the same development into Zelda that others get. Just look at Midna in her game. There's a reason she's so beloved and it's not just that you adventure together. I think they are afraid of tarnishing Zelda's cred and use the other female cast for their experimentation instead.

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was best girl in Wind Waker

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not the teacher.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right, I forgot how hot the teacher was. But still.

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    any preg art yet?

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't she the best girl in Spirit Tracks? I never finished it but I'm pretty sure she is.

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link is the best girl
    change my mind

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know right.
    It's a shame she isn't human

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like her mecha form

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Shikah women.

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I would enjoy further visits from you.
    Biggest bawds in the game

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skyward Sword?

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