How did link not want to get with this, is he retarded?

How did link not want to get with this, is he moronic?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hes not a permanently online cumbrain that has developed fetishes from constant exposure to pornography. Also he has better younger options

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro she's got fat breasts shut the frick up. you don't need to be some gooned out moron to want her to suffocate you with her chest

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And yet you don't deny that's what you are.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i mean NOW I am, but i literally jerked off to telma when i was 12

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if you don't deny my baseless accusations then you admit your guilt!
          >but also, denying them would totally be what someone guilty would say!
          >I am very intelligent
          I wish you neutered zoomers never found this place or the fricking internet in general. You are so utterly insufferable and self-important, go outside, go frick yourself and go back. You will never belong here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is this prudish noble crusade you people are even on, and why on Ganker of all places? The little femanons we have here are not going to seek you out and frick you just because you're playing the nice guy angle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no he's also a permanently online cumbrain himself - he's just self aware about it and sees the need for people to improve

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sounds frickin gay to me, man

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            when you reach 25 you'll understand morals, anon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              b***h we're on Ganker, go outside and have meaningful relationships and frick off if that's what you want

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >25
              Sounds like you haven't grown up yourself quite yet if you honestly think morals has much of a place on an anonymous imageboard. Despite you people complaining about coomers so much, fact of the matter is most people here actually have some common sense and don't display their depraved antics when they're not alone at home, nor do they let it get in the way of their responsibilities in life.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're too underage, sorry
                anyone above 13 would understand that the anon who said cumbrain in this thread first has long since left otherwise he would be arguing with me right now

                moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/j2mWDdX.jpg

            How did link not want to get with this, is he moronic?

            I need her to pin and ride me while forcing her breasts hard on my mouth, gushing breastmilk directly down my throat

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              literally could not be more based

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Obese whale
              >breastmilk
              you fatgays always check all boxes for weird kinks lmao, hags are best when they're nice and thick, not fat and old
              lactation in a sexual format is fricking gross. Same derangement as the homosexuals who like to put on diapers and pretend to be babies or whatever the frick that mental disease is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ??? tiddy milk is completely fine unless you're lactose intolerant in which case all full dairy is bad for you. Breastmilk isn't any less beneficial than typical store milk.
                where the frick are you getting this from? what's wrong with sucking straight from the nips as the big lady rides?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOO FAT WOMEN WITH BIG BOOBS ARE BAD
                have a nice day, they're literally the pinnacle of fertility and sex since the dawn of man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                times change Black person, why settle for unfit lard shit when there's perfection of both worlds (big breasts and toned bodies) all over the place today?
                is it because you believe a fat lady would settle for you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                miss me with the femcel psyop.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they're literally the pinnacle of fertility
                They're quite literally the exact opposite, you broscience moron. Being fat is very harmful to fertility and it's the first thing fertility clinics tell women to fix when they're having trouble conceiving. Not only that, but nobody knows the purpose of those fatfrick statues, so you can't even rely on the wisdom of cavemen for certain, despite them feeling like gigantic intellectuals to you, I'm sure.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Holy based

              literally could not be more based

              Holy basedx2

              times change Black person, why settle for unfit lard shit when there's perfection of both worlds (big breasts and toned bodies) all over the place today?
              is it because you believe a fat lady would settle for you?

              you just don't get it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, so it's just projecting then, makes sense.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's fat and old.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link knows she belongs to Aonuma

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I find fat old woman flaunting their huge boobs??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brazil I believe

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he already had Midna.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because link isnt a Black person who only cares about fat breasts and ass like you daquan.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He enjoys the simple gains if you know what I mean.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These types of hags are for sloppy blowjobs and rough fricking in an alley, not for serious relationships

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who said anything about a serious relationship?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Link doesn't strike me as the type of guy to enjoy casual sex with trashy slampigs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie I want to feel romantic

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >those surging streams with just 2 squeezes
    jesus fricking christ, I need to go get a glass of milk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >this is someone's mother

      [...]
      what do you call those type of nipples? they're so fricking good looking

      [...]
      I'd genuinely bang a trap rather than touch this disgusting shit have a nice day fatgay

      [...]
      DELETE THIS DELETE THIS JANNY LOOK OUT NOOO LOOK O-

      what the frick was it??? Telma porn?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Architecture

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sorry bro, had to be there

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >this is someone's mother

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what do you call those type of nipples? they're so fricking good looking

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the best part is that she totally knows the effect she has on link. you just know she gets fricking slammed by renado in the safehouse

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8808177

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'd genuinely bang a trap rather than touch this disgusting shit have a nice day fatgay

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    DELETE THIS DELETE THIS JANNY LOOK OUT NOOO LOOK O-

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god he didn't. She looks disgusting.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TP models are so fricking hideous, I wish Telma was in a better looking game. She might actually look hot instead of a mammy.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    telma reminds me of this b***h

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to believe there's a 6'8 woman who isn't thin twig, and actually perfectly thick to match her height, that shit is fricking amazon like, is this a meme I'm moronic on or are there other pics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised she's single, she has a sexo body and seems fun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her ex died by snu snu

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