how did nintendo get away with this?
how did nintendo get away with this?
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This. Nintendo doesn't give a single flying fuck about western censorship. They want to be family friendly, but if there's something that's ok in Japan, but not in the west, they don't give a shit.
They're the best developers for many reasons and this is just one of them.
AAAAAH
COME
SEX
BUTT
DICK
PUSSY
MUSK
PANTIE
STAIN
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFFF
AAAAH COOOOOOOOOOOOM, COOOOOOOM!!!!
Absolute fucking coomer brain morons, not a single day without being a hedonistic voidful tweaker
You clicked on the thread and posted for (you)s so you're a dopamine addict too. Don't kid yourself. Here's your fix.
Thanks bro
free (you)?, may i get one too?
you want it? its yours my friend
>holding a superiority complex from having low testosterone
Anyone who's a porn-addicted degenerate is usually low testosterone, look at an average leftist/redditor - will they look high test to you?
Does the average user of this site? And don't say you're not the average user
>AAAAAH
>COME
>SEX
>BUTT
>DICK
>PUSSY
>MUSK
>PANTIE
>STAIN
>SNIFF SNIFF SNIFFF
>AAAAH COOOOOOOOOOOOM, COOOOOOOM!!!!
literally me fr
alright after much tweaking and itty bitty titty study, this is what im settling on for the time being.
Thanks for the feedback fellas, i have seen the tiny tit light and i cannot go back. i have to redo the fucking textures though so thats upsetting
https://files.catbox.moe/h2z95m.png
wow he's literally me
how will we find your work in the future
Nice stuff you got there pal
thanks mate
out of 10
This looks like it needs more (You)s so here you go buddy
These threads should come with a 3 day ban so they can contemplate their lives
YWNBAJ
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, fag
Get away with what? Were they supposed to pretend children don't have asses?
they're little girls so they understand they don't have sex appeall... right?
1- They're not all little girls from what I understand, the grown ups look about the same
2- They do sway their hips in a classicaly attractive way in idle animations and such. See
Just face it. They got away with it.
Hell yeah they did
Weon de verdad ya no puedo mas, cada que me sale la inkling en smash me excito demasiado y se me para la tula bien brigido weon, ayer estaba en la cocina y habia cena familiar y puta que tuve que ir con la tula bien parada por que me salio una inkling en el competitivo y ya no se que hacer weon, veo a las inklings y les quiero meter la tula entre las nalgas y darle cachetadas hasta dejarlas rojas de verdad weon me excitan demasiado y quiero chuparles la espalda y que me hagan una paja con ese cabello de calamar no se weon me excito demasiado y eso me afecta en el competitivo ya van 3 partidas que no me tocan y ya no puedo y me tengo que ir al baño a masturbar por que me excito mucho con esos shorsitos de bicicleta weon no se weon me las quiero coger bien duro, cada que las golpeo y hacen esos soniditos que hacen es un placer para mi oido y mi pija y ya no se que hacer ojala me ayuden con mi problema.
Chileno no es gente.
i'm a simple man
why does this game have to be on such a shitty console ;/
and i have a switch, modded too. i just..it's so bad.
Just play call of duty
It's the same game except kids actually play call of duty which is the main target audience
Because you retards are too obsessed with polished turd gwaphix games to Develop actual cool and interesting games
I have a friend who's addicted to squids and JCs, how do I get him to recover and be normal again?
He's ascended
its literally over, once you go small, you cant go back
>"haha she probably doesn't even know how seductive she-'
>turns around and calls me an addict
>not: I'm gay
dumbfuck
But the player inkling was a girl as well. So it would have been as funny
Nintendo is in japan, not Cuckistan
slippery sloppery, Japan now takes your poverty
>there's barely any porn that has the correct body proportions
>the good shit is all in-game screenshots or promotional art
This planet is an engine of misery and suffering.
Get a drawing tablet and make it yourself. Or rev up that AI stuff.
Boy fans win again.
Based if fem poster but I know you're not so this is cringe. Why do chud posters invade splatoon threads
model i made exaggerated her proportions but i do intend on making shape key presets for as close to original anatomy as possible, believe it or not bro the inkling anatomy is fucking retardedly insane, i think their mid-chest area extends downward by about 6 inches and were the bellybutton should be is a couple inches lower too.
here it is, yeah this shit is wacky. I tried making a shapekey right away after i finished the model but realized itd be more complex than just drop the hips and bellybutton down because of this.
autistic rant over, i just really wanna hug and fuck inkling girls.
absolutely revolting. have a nice day immediately
>anon when the inklings get shortstack bodies but they're still e-boi's
gfg, oppai e-boi truly doesnt translate very well into 3D
it does, i'm just shit at it because it's my first time.
might be time to grab some reference but no one fucking does it which is why im doing it
does it? because the goblin lard aesthetic truly doesnt seem to fit them. Closest thing to a well produced 3D oppai e-boi was a Yaia 3D model, or maybe its just fucking westoids obsession with fat goblins and giving them drumsticks
I'm not sure if it's an inkling problem or a my model problem honestly, the problem with trying to fill a niche is the complete lack of feedback from people that might like it because, shockingly enough, they barely exist.
westoids have a thing for moron proportions, not goblins or anything mildly interesting, that's what i try to avoid but i think i made her a little brordly with the thighs (not shown for a reason).
Its hard to avoid when it's so ingrained in the culture and one of those "uncomfortable" truths.
Make em perky tits
I completely get it now. I've seen the light.
They're going to look more teeny like an actual inkling would probably have but here's an idea i have for the nipples pointing upward.
Should've started here instead of going full bore on the shortstack, this looks better relative to inkling proportion but i'm going to try better shortstack after i master actual ink e-boi proportions first.
https://files.catbox.moe/bd2n0z.png
>pic
Sorry to do it you, but it looks like a chud's HRT tits.
almost like chud tits never make it past the developmental age of 12
ill start there, thanks.
uhmm, I dont see the improvement, I will try to look into a 3D model example. Am pretty sure I saved some in Pixiv
Look up 2963523 on pixiv(if you know how). He uses koikatsu but has succesfully replicated artists artstyles on it, maybe you could start there, I will see if I can find others
surprised how that guy manages to replicate 2D artstyle and translate it into 3D. I thought Koikatsu was fairly limited into what you could do
Based
I really want to make a woomy orgasm
So does this guy just not make full images or what
>inkling anatomy is fucking insane
Yeah I know. That's what I mean. Either people give them kid-like pudge bodies, or in this case, extreme/over-the-top adult qualities. I'm just gonna see about making porn with nintendo's models.
I'm going for a cross between pudge, reasonably-adult anatomy, and original. The anons earlier enlightened me to the fact that massive thick bodies just dont click with that head in 3D. Later probably, i'll re-scale her ass and legs to be true to the original model and see how that looks.
sexo bodytype
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/1549213/
in case you've never seen dagasi before
be aware he has a lot of fur in case you're not into that but his inkling stuff is super on model and high quality
By reducing it every new entry
Nah. It was wider before but it's clearly become more correctly proportioned and ass-shaped over time. The spats are way more obviously elastic and shiny as well. Nintendo historically caters to their JP market above all and are well aware that Splatoon is an otaku boner-factory.
not even true
>tight shiny spats
I though it was a super buff guy with a huge chest for a second
Nintendo also gave us cute squid girl feet.
how do you get barefoot in this game
The friendship bracelet in Splatoon 2.
It's not in 3 yet but will probably cost scales to purchase when added so get back to work!
Splatoon 2 = grizzco
Splatoon 3 = grizzco soon but it will cost you 999 gold scales
worth it
opossum machine? Man, dicky truly redeems artists that badly, huh? Its unreal
This is not opposum machine, there's moonrunes. The shading is different too
I have never played this game. I think it's the shittiest, most baby-shit game in the world. I hate the baby-talk music the most. HOWEVER, i have masturbated heavily to the on-model porn for the characters in this game.
Why did you feel the need to post that and announce to everyone that you're a pleb with shit taste?
Girl butt? Very cool.
are you squidding me?
No way these are real in smash, I remember puffy pikapussy but not these
They're shoops
Okay thank God I'm too tired this morning to not think I'm going insane
The third one is real
The censorship rules only said they have to wear spats. They never said they couldn't make the spats sexy.
Splatoon 2 had them bigger. I do like the more detailed texture on the tight spandex in 3 though.
How is this allowed?
You don't get a camera angle to see the butt crack in game
transphobic devs
Good, transgenderism is a lie.
They don't fear you, they just hate you like everyone else.
What's the big deal? Everybody has a butt.
I think regular woomys are more fuckable than all the idols
Wished people used this model more
don't know, something about it seems off but I can't tell what it is
the human teeth absolutely ruin it what were they thinking
>what were they thinking
avoiding controversy by making the character 80% 18+ teen 20% inkling from splatoon by nintendo
as long as he has enough boobies
Was this the model that got RayfaKnight kicked off that chud Monkeyball clone?
99% sure it was something else, and the reason for being kicked had little to do with what models rafaknight released, more just discord chud drama.
My weakness is sideways bulge
How seduce woomy
YOU'RE A KID NOW
YOU'RE A SQUID NOW
Octoes
How did they get away with it
Give the big woomy all your snacks!
Oldfag here. It fascinates me to no end that in the era of muh sexism, underwear is considered normal wear in games.
Have you been outside in the past 15 years? Women dress in what's basically just underwear everywhere.
Yeah but video games are always held to a different standard.
Spats are underwear?
spats are shoes
They can be, but I'd like to imagine that they also have something cute underneath.
Tight spandex and compression shorts can function as underwear when worn under skirts or loose shorts. It tends to be uncomfortable to wear panties under them but I think it's cute to see the pantylines
>Oldfag here
Why do Woomy's and Veemo's have such nice butts?
Just a friendly reminder. The player character is anywhere between 14-17 yrs old.
I bet there are some prodigy woomies who can achieve human form a lot earlier.
Bottom right
Callie and Marie look around 8-9 in the pictures of them when they were younger. So yeah, it probably happens.
Can't decide. I like a square fridge body but with a very slight very little bit of pudge. For me I think bottom second from left and maybe bottom leftmost
bottom right for me
out of 10
twitter Sigmanutts3D18 pixiv 91998001
might just make a blog though twitter gives me migraines and i can't deal with jap censorship
cant wait to see your work.
thanks.
that's so absurdly untrue i can't believe i got baited into even responding.
Do you think Marie ever tried to restrain Callie's rampant horniness for Three during/after Splat1 or did she know it was a lost cause?
Why didn't they show the extent of Captain Three's relationship with Callie and Marie? It's such a missed opportunity.
Do they actually do that if you zoom in on them?
laughing squid bitches
They need correction
Dunno I wanna spoil them and praise them instead
bump
I can't believe she's done this
tim_splat deserves it
Yep
agreed
TOTAL
SPLAT TIM
DEATH
Splat_Tim needs to make up his goddamn mind
nghghh captain 3....
Callie's wife
>like the purple alt color squid kid in smash bros ultimate
>suck as playing as the inkling
le sigh
Little girl butts, huh?
and ice cream
lol how did she get into that peculiar situation?? haha
M-more haha?
Nintendophiles.
yeah it would take a sony fan to see a child in shorts and think "how am i supposed to not cum to this!"
In my opinion, slightly off model is fine as long as it's not massively so
sex
>he doesn’t know
Where have you been for the past 15 years? It was one of the biggest memes back then
>Scorpions
someone who isn't an autist, catbox it, i wasn't around for this specific 5 minutes of internet memery.
It's not even that bad. I seriously don't get why they are acting like they are gonna get banned for posting CP
because the little semblance of meaning they have left in their lives is that they lurked Ganker 24/7 enough at one specific point to have been around for one specific trend that faded into obscurity like all other trends.
I still remember when the very first couple of images of splatoon porn were posted to rule 34, that was what actually got people talking because it was impressively fast.
but who fucking CARES if you were there when it happened?
>I still remember when the very first couple of images of splatoon porn were posted to rule 34, that was what actually got people talking because it was impressively fast.
I mean, when a bunch of R34 gets posted almost immediately after the announcement ended.. yeah I'd be pretty fucking surprised
>because it was impressively fast
It was impressive seeing a drawing appear in the E3 thread before Nintendos presentation even finished
R34 artists are a different breed man. They scare me
What was that band with the album cover full of nekkid e-bois climbing rocks? Led Zeppelin? It's pretty splatoon-core
that's a kid
She could be 17 so meh
that's a squid now
those don't have anywhere near the proportions he wants, anon
is this actually what nintendo expect players to do for voice chat? what the fuck
Nintendo is desperate to make interaction with people as difficult as possible on the Switch
why are asians so retarded when it comes to online gaming? every fucking game and every console.
i had those headset when i owned a switch and the sound was so fucking shit
who can blame them?
so they make it overly complicated to deter predators or the kids?
to deter retards from calling their consoles pedophile machines
with shit like the OP pic, that's going to a tough one
>Her phone is strategically placed
Little perv
the phone is the arrow on the ground next to her , based retard
pedophile thread ez marks
it is now that you're here