how did nintendo get away with this?

how did nintendo get away with this?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    too based to cancel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Nintendo doesn't give a single flying frick about western censorship. They want to be family friendly, but if there's something that's ok in Japan, but not in the west, they don't give a shit.
      They're the best developers for many reasons and this is just one of them.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAH
    COME
    SEX
    BUTT
    DICK
    PUSSY
    MUSK
    PANTIE
    STAIN
    SNIFF SNIFF SNIFFF
    AAAAH COOOOOOOOOOOOM, COOOOOOOM!!!!

    Absolute fricking coomer brain Black folk, not a single day without being a hedonistic voidful tweaker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You clicked on the thread and posted for (you)s so you're a dopamine addict too. Don't kid yourself. Here's your fix.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks bro

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        free (you)?, may i get one too?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you want it? its yours my friend

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >holding a superiority complex from having low testosterone

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who's a porn-addicted degenerate is usually low testosterone, look at an average leftist/redditor - will they look high test to you?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Does the average user of this site? And don't say you're not the average user

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >AAAAAH
      >COME
      >SEX
      >BUTT
      >DICK
      >PUSSY
      >MUSK
      >PANTIE
      >STAIN
      >SNIFF SNIFF SNIFFF
      >AAAAH COOOOOOOOOOOOM, COOOOOOOM!!!!
      literally me fr

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        alright after much tweaking and itty bitty titty study, this is what im settling on for the time being.
        Thanks for the feedback fellas, i have seen the tiny tit light and i cannot go back. i have to redo the fricking textures though so thats upsetting
        https://files.catbox.moe/h2z95m.png

        wow he's literally me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          how will we find your work in the future

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nice stuff you got there pal

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            thanks mate

            that's a kid

            out of 10

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This looks like it needs more (You)s so here you go buddy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      These threads should come with a 3 day ban so they can contemplate their lives

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        YWNBAJ

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't let the door hit you on the way out, gay

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get away with what? Were they supposed to pretend children don't have asses?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they're little girls so they understand they don't have sex appeall... right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get away with what? Were they supposed to pretend children don't have asses?

      1- They're not all little girls from what I understand, the grown ups look about the same
      2- They do sway their hips in a classicaly attractive way in idle animations and such. See

      Just face it. They got away with it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yeah they did

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Weon de verdad ya no puedo mas, cada que me sale la inkling en smash me excito demasiado y se me para la tula bien brigido weon, ayer estaba en la cocina y habia cena familiar y puta que tuve que ir con la tula bien parada por que me salio una inkling en el competitivo y ya no se que hacer weon, veo a las inklings y les quiero meter la tula entre las nalgas y darle cachetadas hasta dejarlas rojas de verdad weon me excitan demasiado y quiero chuparles la espalda y que me hagan una paja con ese cabello de calamar no se weon me excito demasiado y eso me afecta en el competitivo ya van 3 partidas que no me tocan y ya no puedo y me tengo que ir al baño a masturbar por que me excito mucho con esos shorsitos de bicicleta weon no se weon me las quiero coger bien duro, cada que las golpeo y hacen esos soniditos que hacen es un placer para mi oido y mi pija y ya no se que hacer ojala me ayuden con mi problema.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chileno no es gente.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a simple man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why does this game have to be on such a shitty console ;/
        and i have a switch, modded too. i just..it's so bad.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just play call of duty
          It's the same game except kids actually play call of duty which is the main target audience

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because you morons are too obsessed with polished turd gwaphix games to Develop actual cool and interesting games

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have a friend who's addicted to squids and JCs, how do I get him to recover and be normal again?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's ascended

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          its literally over, once you go small, you cant go back

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >"haha she probably doesn't even know how seductive she-'
        >turns around and calls me an addict

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not: I'm gay
        dumbfrick

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          But the player inkling was a girl as well. So it would have been as funny

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo is in japan, not Cuckistan

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    slippery sloppery, Japan now takes your poverty

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >there's barely any porn that has the correct body proportions
    >the good shit is all in-game screenshots or promotional art
    This planet is an engine of misery and suffering.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get a drawing tablet and make it yourself. Or rev up that AI stuff.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Boy fans win again.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Based if fem poster but I know you're not so this is cringe. Why do troon posters invade splatoon threads

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      model i made exaggerated her proportions but i do intend on making shape key presets for as close to original anatomy as possible, believe it or not homie the inkling anatomy is fricking moronicly insane, i think their mid-chest area extends downward by about 6 inches and were the bellybutton should be is a couple inches lower too.

      Splatoon 2 had them bigger. I do like the more detailed texture on the tight spandex in 3 though.

      here it is, yeah this shit is wacky. I tried making a shapekey right away after i finished the model but realized itd be more complex than just drop the hips and bellybutton down because of this.
      autistic rant over, i just really wanna hug and frick inkling girls.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely revolting. have a nice day immediately

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >anon when the inklings get shortstack bodies but they're still e-girl's

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        gfg, oppai e-girl truly doesnt translate very well into 3D

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it does, i'm just shit at it because it's my first time.
          might be time to grab some reference but no one fricking does it which is why im doing it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            does it? because the goblin lard aesthetic truly doesnt seem to fit them. Closest thing to a well produced 3D oppai e-girl was a Yaia 3D model, or maybe its just fricking westoids obsession with fat goblins and giving them drumsticks

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not sure if it's an inkling problem or a my model problem honestly, the problem with trying to fill a niche is the complete lack of feedback from people that might like it because, shockingly enough, they barely exist.
              westoids have a thing for Black person proportions, not goblins or anything mildly interesting, that's what i try to avoid but i think i made her a little homierdly with the thighs (not shown for a reason).
              Its hard to avoid when it's so ingrained in the culture and one of those "uncomfortable" truths.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Make em perky breasts

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I completely get it now. I've seen the light.
          They're going to look more teeny like an actual inkling would probably have but here's an idea i have for the nipples pointing upward.
          Should've started here instead of going full bore on the shortstack, this looks better relative to inkling proportion but i'm going to try better shortstack after i master actual ink e-girl proportions first.
          https://files.catbox.moe/bd2n0z.png

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >pic
            Sorry to do it you, but it looks like a troony's HRT breasts.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              almost like troony breasts never make it past the developmental age of 12

              uhmm, I dont see the improvement, I will try to look into a 3D model example. Am pretty sure I saved some in Pixiv

              Look up 2963523 on pixiv(if you know how). He uses koikatsu but has succesfully replicated artists artstyles on it, maybe you could start there, I will see if I can find others

              ill start there, thanks.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            uhmm, I dont see the improvement, I will try to look into a 3D model example. Am pretty sure I saved some in Pixiv

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Look up 2963523 on pixiv(if you know how). He uses koikatsu but has succesfully replicated artists artstyles on it, maybe you could start there, I will see if I can find others

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              surprised how that guy manages to replicate 2D artstyle and translate it into 3D. I thought Koikatsu was fairly limited into what you could do

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I really want to make a woomy orgasm

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So does this guy just not make full images or what

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >inkling anatomy is fricking insane
        Yeah I know. That's what I mean. Either people give them kid-like pudge bodies, or in this case, extreme/over-the-top adult qualities. I'm just gonna see about making porn with nintendo's models.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm going for a cross between pudge, reasonably-adult anatomy, and original. The anons earlier enlightened me to the fact that massive thick bodies just dont click with that head in 3D. Later probably, i'll re-scale her ass and legs to be true to the original model and see how that looks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sexo bodytype

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/1549213/
      in case you've never seen dagasi before
      be aware he has a lot of fur in case you're not into that but his inkling stuff is super on model and high quality

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    By reducing it every new entry

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. It was wider before but it's clearly become more correctly proportioned and ass-shaped over time. The spats are way more obviously elastic and shiny as well. Nintendo historically caters to their JP market above all and are well aware that Splatoon is an otaku boner-factory.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not even true

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tight shiny spats

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I though it was a super buff guy with a huge chest for a second

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo also gave us cute squid girl feet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how do you get barefoot in this game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The friendship bracelet in Splatoon 2.
        It's not in 3 yet but will probably cost scales to purchase when added so get back to work!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Splatoon 2 = grizzco
        Splatoon 3 = grizzco soon but it will cost you 999 gold scales

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          worth it

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      opossum machine? Man, dicky truly redeems artists that badly, huh? Its unreal

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is not opposum machine, there's moonrunes. The shading is different too

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have never played this game. I think it's the shittiest, most baby-shit game in the world. I hate the baby-talk music the most. HOWEVER, i have jerk offd heavily to the on-model porn for the characters in this game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you feel the need to post that and announce to everyone that you're a pleb with shit taste?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Girl butt? Very cool.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are you squidding me?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No way these are real in smash, I remember puffy pikapussy but not these

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're shoops

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Okay thank God I'm too tired this morning to not think I'm going insane

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The third one is real

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The censorship rules only said they have to wear spats. They never said they couldn't make the spats sexy.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon 2 had them bigger. I do like the more detailed texture on the tight spandex in 3 though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How is this allowed?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You don't get a camera angle to see the butt crack in game

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          transphobic devs

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Good, transgenderism is a lie.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They don't fear you, they just hate you like everyone else.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the big deal? Everybody has a butt.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think regular woomys are more frickable than all the idols

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wished people used this model more

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      don't know, something about it seems off but I can't tell what it is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the human teeth absolutely ruin it what were they thinking

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >what were they thinking
        avoiding controversy by making the character 80% 18+ teen 20% inkling from splatoon by nintendo

        you want it? its yours my friend

        as long as he has enough boobies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Was this the model that got RayfaKnight kicked off that troony Monkeyball clone?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        99% sure it was something else, and the reason for being kicked had little to do with what models rafaknight released, more just discord troony drama.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My weakness is sideways bulge

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Boy fans win again.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How seduce woomy

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE A KID NOW

    YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Octoes

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How did they get away with it

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give the big woomy all your snacks!

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oldgay here. It fascinates me to no end that in the era of muh sexism, underwear is considered normal wear in games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have you been outside in the past 15 years? Women dress in what's basically just underwear everywhere.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but video games are always held to a different standard.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Spats are underwear?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        spats are shoes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They can be, but I'd like to imagine that they also have something cute underneath.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tight spandex and compression shorts can function as underwear when worn under skirts or loose shorts. It tends to be uncomfortable to wear panties under them but I think it's cute to see the pantylines

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Oldgay here

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Woomy's and Veemo's have such nice butts?

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just a friendly reminder. The player character is anywhere between 14-17 yrs old.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I bet there are some prodigy woomies who can achieve human form a lot earlier.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bottom right

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Callie and Marie look around 8-9 in the pictures of them when they were younger. So yeah, it probably happens.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Can't decide. I like a square fridge body but with a very slight very little bit of pudge. For me I think bottom second from left and maybe bottom leftmost

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bottom right for me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      out of 10

      how will we find your work in the future

      twitter Sigmanutts3D18 pixiv 91998001
      might just make a blog though twitter gives me migraines and i can't deal with jap censorship

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cant wait to see your work.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          thanks.

          This. Nintendo doesn't give a single flying frick about western censorship. They want to be family friendly, but if there's something that's ok in Japan, but not in the west, they don't give a shit.
          They're the best developers for many reasons and this is just one of them.

          that's so absurdly untrue i can't believe i got baited into even responding.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Marie ever tried to restrain Callie's rampant horniness for Three during/after Splat1 or did she know it was a lost cause?

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they show the extent of Captain Three's relationship with Callie and Marie? It's such a missed opportunity.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do they actually do that if you zoom in on them?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      laughing squid b***hes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They need correction

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Dunno I wanna spoil them and praise them instead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe she's done this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tim_splat deserves it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yep

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        agreed
        TOTAL
        SPLAT TIM
        DEATH

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Splat_Tim needs to make up his goddamn mind

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nghghh captain 3....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Callie's wife

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >like the purple alt color squid kid in smash bros ultimate
    >suck as playing as the inkling
    le sigh

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Little girl butts, huh?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and ice cream

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lol how did she get into that peculiar situation?? haha

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      M-more haha?

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendophiles.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yeah it would take a sony fan to see a child in shorts and think "how am i supposed to not cum to this!"

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In my opinion, slightly off model is fine as long as it's not massively so

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sex

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he doesn’t know
    Where have you been for the past 15 years? It was one of the biggest memes back then

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Scorpions
      someone who isn't an autist, catbox it, i wasn't around for this specific 5 minutes of internet memery.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even that bad. I seriously don't get why they are acting like they are gonna get banned for posting CP

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          because the little semblance of meaning they have left in their lives is that they lurked Ganker 24/7 enough at one specific point to have been around for one specific trend that faded into obscurity like all other trends.
          I still remember when the very first couple of images of splatoon porn were posted to rule 34, that was what actually got people talking because it was impressively fast.
          but who fricking CARES if you were there when it happened?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I still remember when the very first couple of images of splatoon porn were posted to rule 34, that was what actually got people talking because it was impressively fast.
            I mean, when a bunch of R34 gets posted almost immediately after the announcement ended.. yeah I'd be pretty fricking surprised

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >because it was impressively fast
            It was impressive seeing a drawing appear in the E3 thread before Nintendos presentation even finished

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              R34 artists are a different breed man. They scare me

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What was that band with the album cover full of nekkid e-girls climbing rocks? Led Zeppelin? It's pretty splatoon-core

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's a kid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She could be 17 so meh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's a squid now

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    those don't have anywhere near the proportions he wants, anon

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is this actually what nintendo expect players to do for voice chat? what the frick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo is desperate to make interaction with people as difficult as possible on the Switch

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          why are asians so moronic when it comes to online gaming? every fricking game and every console.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i had those headset when i owned a switch and the sound was so fricking shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        who can blame them?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          so they make it overly complicated to deter predators or the kids?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            to deter morons from calling their consoles pedophile machines

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              with shit like the OP pic, that's going to a tough one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Her phone is strategically placed
      Little perv

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the phone is the arrow on the ground next to her , based moron

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pedophile thread ez marks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it is now that you're here

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