How did you beat her?

How did you beat her?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With my dick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      Bitches like her desperately need some dick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The quality of a game is directly proportional to how many image replies to text only replies follow a coombait OP
      Overwatch threads, for example, are kept alive exclusively by people posting cropped porn
      Elden Ring threads can be started by a retarded coomer and then collect over a hundred replies without a single pornographic image
      It was obvious that something of this quality was going to win game of the year

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cute and brave cow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uhhh, yep. i'm thinking fipperdeebipper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Floopitty boopitty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Think about this exact line when i see OPs post
      >Click on thread
      >Its the very first post

      You guys are so fucking uncreative

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fbpb came here to say this. now im leaving thread bye.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't I got bored right around the fire giant

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you buy the game? That's the important part

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes
        it is my least favourite from soft game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh good. You beat the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fire giant and all those end game bosses were just ridiculous what were they thinking?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fire giant and all those end game bosses were just ridiculous what were they thinking?

        they were probably thinking "oh shit we gave players 20 buff options and now somebody is going to make a "how to kill every boss in 1 hit" montage. fuck. double their hp. no, triple it."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What were they thinking
        Get gud?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're really not, but go on

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          very feminine language

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Enough with the casual experience, it's time to get back to the roots, brace yourself gamers, cause dark souls levels of PTHD are coming back."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, running through the tree level with all the reused enemies topped off with the reused mounted magic knight was where I said fuck it I'm done

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >reused reused reused
        The game has over 40 unique types of bosses and over 100 unique types of enemies. Can you name another game that doesn't use sprite graphics that comes anywhere close to that?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Haligtree should have had at least ONE unique enemy. It has ZERO. No, the footman/soldier reskins do not count.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No, X doesn't count
            Way to defeat your own argument

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nta but the soldier reskins are really lame and I don't count it as a different enemy either, the only difference is the buffs and granades they use
              at least the haligtree ones have cool helmets

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah the soldier reskins were a letdown. Still liked the rot knights and big bugle bois. Still wish there were some truly unique enemies in that area.

                Two reskins of the enemies you've seen 1000 times since limgrave absolutely does not count. The instant you see them you know exactly what they are because you've already fought them.

                My point wasn't that you were wrong, it's that your argument was shit. You can be correct and still sound like a retarded 4th grader.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have to pre-emptively counter people's stupid arguments on this site. If I hadn't said that, somebody would've gone "ackchyually the two reskins of the most basic enemies in the game are technically new". If I was typing to reasonable people I would've just said "Haligtree has no unique enemies", because any reasonable person would agree.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Let em, then call them retards when they give you a retarded answer. Preempting replies makes your argument sound shaky, even if it's correct

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Two reskins of the enemies you've seen 1000 times since limgrave absolutely does not count. The instant you see them you know exactly what they are because you've already fought them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not only does it not have any unique enemies it has a fucking asylum demon AND a rot snake holy FUCK what were they thinking

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure it did dude. The fuckin magic shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It had the giant bubble bros

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay? I don't give a fuck. If I wanted to replay the same content over and over I'd play NG+

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I didn't I got bored right around the fire giant
      yeahhh okay, what you mean to say is you couldn't beat him so you dropped the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I got to the guy on all fours, fought him three times and stopped playing
        The game just didn't catch me like the others did, I've beaten all the ones I've played except Elden Ring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By bored you mean filtered?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      it is my least favourite from soft game

      No I got to the guy on all fours, fought him three times and stopped playing
      The game just didn't catch me like the others did, I've beaten all the ones I've played except Elden Ring

      filtered by ADHD moment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is not ADHD. Your game is just shit , long , non rewarding retard. Even though I have ADHD, this shit is still a boring long ass game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that’s further then me. I beat the guy with the dragon hand and I got bored

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    summoned a couple of chads. one with dual giant crushers, and one with dual prelate hammers, and they just stunlocked her to death with jumping L1's. was kind of anticlimactic.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually leveled up vigor unlike 90% of Ganker so I didn't get one shot by late game bosses.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vigor is useless in the late game, anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vigor goes beyond level 15 or 20 or whatever "guides" you followed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can max your vigor and you still won't be able to eat late game hits.
          >Inb4 "Learn to dodge/parry"
          If you can reliably dodge/parry everything then you don't need vigor.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            please stop lying it isn't nice

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Just play the game perfectly like a robot!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          every retard that posts here thinks leveling vigor to 60 wasn't the most brain-dead and widely peddled take the community had
          there were nothing but dumb ass vigor check meme videos for months on every social platform
          including this shithole

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >PVP

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Those who play the Soul's series for PVP are subhumans.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what happened was people on Ganker started talking about the damage jumps so a schizo started spamming that 60 vigor fixes the game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A lot of people didn't want to learn the game. So they checked reddit, where they were told to level vigor. So they did without understanding a thing about it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Vigor is useless in the late game, anon.

            You can max your vigor and you still won't be able to eat late game hits.
            >Inb4 "Learn to dodge/parry"
            If you can reliably dodge/parry everything then you don't need vigor.

            What late game are we talking about? New game plus?
            Cause levelling vigor did, in fact, save me from getting one-shot by the final bosses. I know this cause I did actually change my build after eating shit against hoarah louxps 6 times in a row

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How much Vigor do you need for him? I got 1 shotted by his grab at 50 Vigor.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I went from 30 to 60, but I also had heavy armor. No idea if that helped, I don't know how armor mechanics work I just wore it cause it looked cool (it was the fat armor)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Str/fai+holy liver had elden beast doing low double digit damage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The post-Leyndell damage scaling is so massively fucked that Vig doesn't even matter most of the time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Increase your damage reduction you fuck

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cleanrot Knight armor is one of the best Heavy sets in the game for its weight. Literally a 9% difference on average compared to the heaviest set in the game.

          Only if you copy pasted reddit meme builds. Dex/arc bleedfags seethed while strchads were eating well

          >Dex/arc bleedfags seethed while strchads were eating well
          Literally doesn't matter in ER because you pump END regardless and everyone can wear the same shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Literally doesn't matter
            Redditor confirmed. Learn how strength and int actually works, then get back to me.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think you understand how utterly useless the Physical Defense you get from Strength is. It does absolutely fuck-all late game, because it's not % based and gets a penalty if the damage is more than double the flat amount.

              You can get 60% DR before Lyndell, the game gives you ways to combat the scaling. You don't have to use them to progress but it seems like you do, so put on the talisman, your heavy armor, eat some crab and drink your sippy

              >You can get 60% DR before Lyndell
              Not the point of the conversation, but OK. Someone said level VIG, when VIG increases your effective health by almost nothing post Leyndell. At 60 VIG you're lucky if you die in 5 hits instead of 4 at 40 VIG.

              It is factually better to level STR and just use a greatshield after Leyndell, or pump END and roll through everything. VIG is a worthless stat unless you're planning on trading with high stance damage.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >At 60 VIG you're lucky if you die in 5 hits instead of 4 at 40 VIG.
                Morgot's great rune at 60 vig nets you about 2200 HP I believe. That lets you tank plenty of hits,
                >It is factually better to level STR
                STR also increases your defense so it's also a great choice for negating damage. With high VIG and STR, Morgot's GR, and DR boosting tools the late game scaling can be handled appropriately

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Taking 1700 damage just isn't fun
                >don't get hit

                Okay I just wont play this shit game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've never been hit by that much damage from one hit outside of PvP

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Really? There's bosses that can one shot you a 2.2k hp with 40% resistance

                But it's a shitty asiatic game so what do you expect

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What boss? Malenia should take at least 4-5 hits to kill you

                I found it hard to get any kind of status ailment to stick on him.

                They might have lowered his resistances in a later patch. On current patch I can proc frostbite with 4 ice spear casts followed by Ranni's moon

                >STR also increases your defense so it's also a great choice for negating damage
                i never realised this in the entire time ive played the game
                ive always been a strength + heavy armour user across every souls game so i wondered if enemies had those stupid endless combos to make up for the damage being pitiful
                i feel enlightened by my own stupidity

                I didn't realize it either until recently

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What boss?
                >this other boss doesn't do that much damage
                No shit? wow thanks for the information asshole

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't tell me which boss can oneshot you with 2200 HP

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dont forget that ritual shield talisman decreases incoming damage by a whole 30% and it stacks with various negation talismans like draogncrest (great)shield or haligdrake talisman. Ive played a lot of NG+7 scaled Elden Ring and the damage was never a problem with this set up, i stopped levelling vig at 60 and never use great runes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dragoncrest was always enough for me, and yeah 60 is where I stop too. The amount of healing you get between checkpoints should alwats be way more than enough so I can't really see why people are complaining unless they simply didn't know how to build a character or ignored the tools given to them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a poorly designed game, that's why

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i stopped levelling vig at the virtual hardcap
                no shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >STR also increases your defense so it's also a great choice for negating damage
                i never realised this in the entire time ive played the game
                ive always been a strength + heavy armour user across every souls game so i wondered if enemies had those stupid endless combos to make up for the damage being pitiful
                i feel enlightened by my own stupidity

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >STR also increases your defense so it's also a great choice for negating damage.
                It doesn't work that way. STR increases flat-damage reduction. i.e. if you have 99 STR at level 60+ you get around 500 flat damage reduction. Anything below 500 damage (before Negation, not after) will instead do around 100 damage because it's weighted the higher the reduction would be. Anything that does above 500 damage, say something that hits for 600, will instead do around 250, because it's, again, weighted.
                Anything that would do 700 damage, which most shit does late game, doesn't get reduced at all. You get more damage reduction from just leveling than you do from 99 Strength.

                >I don't think you understand how utterly useless the physical defense you get from Strength is.
                I wasn't getting two shotted post leyndell like a little bitch. Maybe quit parroting reddit and play the game.

                I posted pictures, you have nothing anecdotes. One of us knows how the game works and the other is getting mad that leveling VIG is statistically useless compared to other defensive options.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                One of us played the game. The other copied a meme build and cried when the game countered it. Next time learn the game and don't just spam RoB

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The game's shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't deny plebbitor RoB spam
                Thought so.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The game is bad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even have RoB in that picture you clueless moron. One of us did indeed play the game, and one of us is a seething moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can't tell which meme weapon you have equipped honestly. I just assumed it was the one leddit recommended the most.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't know what I'm talking about.
                But we both knew that already.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >too afraid to say which weapon reddit told him to use
                kek

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's a picture brainlet. It's really not hidden knowledge just because it's beyond yours.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still refuses to answer
                zozzle

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Wrong and retarded about a video game he rants about.
                Such is Ganker.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still refuses to answer
                Not doing yourself any favors there champ

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The answer has been there, you're just too fucking dumb to know what it is.
                Even better because this has absolutely no baring on you being wrong about VIG, STR and how the contribute to effective health late-game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I refuse to answer, therefore you're wrong
                Now you're not even making sense

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The answer has been there. I'm just not spoonfeeding your dumbass, there's a difference. I accept your concession on the actual argument as it was previously though.
                Have a good day, God bless.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The answer has been there. I'm just not spoonfeeding your dumbass, there's a difference. I accept your concession on the actual argument as it was previously though.
                Have a good day, God bless.

                you always get 2 retards talking to each other for hours

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do it because I'm bored. He does it because he's mad. We're not the same.

                The answer has been there. I'm just not spoonfeeding your dumbass, there's a difference. I accept your concession on the actual argument as it was previously though.
                Have a good day, God bless.

                >I win because I refuse to answer really good!
                This isn't an american political debate my guy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's pure fucking autism i swear to god, i looked through the posts to see what they were even talking about and neither of them really say anything at all. what a waste of time holy shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The answer has been there. I'm just not spoonfeeding your dumbass, there's a difference. I accept your concession on the actual argument as it was previously though.
                Have a good day, God bless.

                Why are you being fucking autistic?

                https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Eleonora's+Poleblade

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >leddit meme bleed weapon
                No wonder he refused to answer lmao. Dex/arcfag confirmed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                meds now, insane nagger

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >le meds
                the desperate cries of the defeated

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eleonora’s is really fun for pve. I feel like the hyper armor is well balanced and fair. You can get killed in the animation, but it’s still very strong when timed right.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >one of us is a seething moron
                and a quick scroll through the thread reveals which one is which. Keep seething friend

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't think you understand how utterly useless the physical defense you get from Strength is.
                I wasn't getting two shotted post leyndell like a little bitch. Maybe quit parroting reddit and play the game.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can get 60% DR before Lyndell, the game gives you ways to combat the scaling. You don't have to use them to progress but it seems like you do, so put on the talisman, your heavy armor, eat some crab and drink your sippy

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's bad game design, only an asian would think that's passable game design

              maybe balance your game you dumb nips

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't use the tools you're given, that's completely on you. Especially when there are so many tools at your disposal that all builds can use

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's indefensibly bad and lazy asian game design, cope

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes, the one who enjoys the game and knows how to properly take advantage of its game mechanics is the one coping, not the one complaining about getting hit too hard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's indefensibly bad game design which is stereotypical of asians

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's indefensibly bad game design
                stupid american is afraid of numbers and needs ubisoft design with arrows to tell him which button to press

                noted

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            get ritual shield talisman, they buffed it compared to lloyds shield ring for that exact reason. There are also 4 different physical and 12 different elemental damage negation talismans, all will give you up to 60% damage negation if you stack them with armor. Ritual Shield and Dragoncrest Greatshield alone let me tank Malenia and Clergyman hits on level 1. If you know how to make a tanky build, the damage isnt concerning.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not greatshield talismans
            >no 30% damage reduction talisman
            >no boiled lobster
            >no phyics tear
            >no good armor
            REEEE WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED TO RPG IN MY RPG ADVENTURE??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's because they're still copy pasting the demon's souls damage tables

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you copy pasted reddit meme builds. Dex/arc bleedfags seethed while strchads were eating well

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post leyndell you should have 30% negation on average
        50 if you know what you're doing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fromsoft putting flat damage reduction items in the game is super lazy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you mean, armour?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I made a double braggart's roar build focusing on DR and even in PvP with the DR nerf it's disgusting. Took on 3 people at lv 60 (col. greatsword, gravity mage, and dual CS) and destroyed them effortlessly. Killed them all in 3-4 hits while their attacks dealt chip damage

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        late game damage is fucked but high vig is the difference between getting one shot or two shot. some things however even one shot you at 60 vig

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >oneshot
          >clearly doesnt have full hp
          >clearly couldnt reap the benefits of ritual shield talisman
          >scorpion charm equipped

          not gonna defend this homosexual boss and his damage, but you could have easily halved the damage you received.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fair enough, still a shit ton of damage

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't even show your armor or what attacks in question hit you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bread

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She canonically has no nipples

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get her into face down ass up position and don't pull out

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First time was with dual katanas, second time was with a colossal GS. If I ever need to beat her for something I usually just cheese her with Mohg's spear

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I usually just cheese her with Mohg's spear
      I have actually been trying Mohg's spear on a newer character recently because it's a cool weapon and I was shocked how quickly it deleted her. I've fought her with a dex Katana build, a pure sorcery build, a pure strength greatsword build, and the spear is head and shoulders above everything else when fighting her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used this thing for an entire run and it was a lot of fun. right now I'm using the Cipher Pata fist weapon and that's a lot of fun too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bleed destroys malenia

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The reason is because it literally can't miss. As long as they're in the circle when you do the actual stab and aren't made of stone, they WILL take fire and bleed damage. I did a playthrough where I gave myself it at the start and it deletes everything that isn't a form of rock.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moonveil, my beloved.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I begged for my life and kissed her feet

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Malenia deserves to be fought fair-
        >0:13
        Seriously, look at this absolute garbage. That is the same dirty poorly programmed shit they used for Pthumerian Descendant

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skill gap

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >RoB
        you didn't beat the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's the easy part the 2nd stage is what makes the boss fight hard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that's the easy part the 2nd stage is what makes the boss fight hard
          phase 2 is unironically the easier phase if you fight her aggressively since she will constantly do the retaliation kick and the jumping slam into scarlet explosion, both of which are guaranteed openings to take advantage of. Phase 1 Malenia idles a lot and its easier to get caught in hyperarmour attacks. Plus she animation cancels her stagger way more in phase 1.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some guy used an op build and this weapon and got famous fighting the same boss over and over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I beat Malenia with rivers of blood prepatch

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just kept hitting her till I won

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I let him solo her

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By not playing the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you feel like a hero

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if he didn't buy elden ring he's my hero

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if he didn't buy elden ring he's my hero

      >I have entered a thread full of things I hate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe post a thread about a not shit game for a change

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you make a thread about a game you like, and I happen to dislike it, you won't see me posting on it
          it's called "not being an obsessive mentally ill trannoid"
          you dislike the game, don't enter the thread

          now say you understand or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But you didn't post this thread because you like the game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Please understand that anon is very autistic and doesn't understand that people may enjoy things that he doesn't enjoy

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But you don't enjoy this game and you made the thread anyway, that's weird

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You understand

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you understand

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND

            THE

            CONCEPT

            OF

            LOVE

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leveled up a lot

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually stopped playing the game before I got to her because it was too long

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Katana with blue slash

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine melee pocking her with (You)r microdick until she surrender of laughter fatigue

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used a shield

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mimic + Hoarfrost Stomp. Same way I beat everything in this overrated brain dead game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what happens when you play on easy.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Through sheer tyranny of will

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i went strength build and dual wielded 2 almost max level Rotten Staffs, which cause Scarlet Rot buildup, and I also used the Mimic summon. So basically, she would be hit constantly by 4 of those Rotten Staffs, because of me and my Mimic, so she was constantly taking scarlet rot buildup and damage and my mimic was tanking most of her damage

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I toggled cheat engine and one shot her because the endgame boss gauntlet is trash

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never even got to her, I quit the game just before maliketh
    It just stopped interesting me.
    Really hope the dlc will have some nice areas to explore and cool weapons, most of the weapons in the base game just aren't fun to use.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss him.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't, I stopped playing after Leyndell

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't, i'm probably retarded. I couldn't figure out how to get to the foggy area so figured I had to keep progressing the main story and ended up beating the game never getting to that area. Looked it up before starting NG+ and I was supposed to go back to the lift and use the other medallion. I started exploring the area but just didn't care anymore since I had already beat the game so there was no point.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Naked greatsword. The only way to beat the game

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stacked jellyfish shield, fire scorpion charm and a bunch of other buffs and killed her with less than a dozen casts

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brute forced her with an unga build and about 50 deaths. some of the most fun i had in the series lmao.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodhound Step
    I didn't beat the game

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first time i used claws
    second time i used greatsword
    third time dragon breath incantations

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unga bunga'd with the magma wyrm's scalesword, no summon. Took more tries than I could count but I had a blast.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First time i barely beat her with a cold infused GUGS. Today I beat her hitless with an unupgraded Lordsworns Greatsword. Really insane how she went from being the bane of my existance to being a push over.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remembered that Malenia was a women and picked up the appropriate weapon class

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a crate of dirty dishes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she isn't black tho

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait till you see her voice actor

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NOOOOO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a crate of dirty dishes

      a bbc?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beat her with dual whip (and mimic tear). It was pretty easy to stunlock her to death.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why, with my trusty mimic tear of course!
    >Noooooo you didn't beat the ga-
    Haha *ring ring* my son is now here to help me beat the shit out of you

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First time i beat her was by just using the mimic tear and the Ruins Greatsword bitch didnt stood a chance

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Through weapon infusement, I had two power-stanced rapiers which between them dealt out a potent combination of bleed, poison, scarlet rot and frostbite which is refer to collectively as 'ligma',
    She gets staggered by bleed/frostbite procs and that interrupted a lot of her attacks.
    Wasn't too hard honestly.

    Hardest boss in the game for me was Radagon/Elden Beast by far, since both are immune to status ailments and so I was just left sticking them repeatedly with two toothpicks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am pretty sure Radagon isn't immune to all status, for one I have proc'd Frostbite on him many times

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I found it hard to get any kind of status ailment to stick on him.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by waiting for the dlc so i can overlevel even more and use op dlc equipment

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    +10 Dung Eater summon
    70 faith
    Fire give me strength
    Golden vow
    Shabriri's woe
    Fire scorpion charm
    Faith+ and fire damage+ cracked tear flask
    Blasphemous blade R2 spam

    Was over in less than a minute, this game is pretty damn easy if you aren't a "hurr durr no shields naked level 1 dagger iframe rolls only!" cro magnon idiot

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got up to farum azula
    >motivation to play the game completely died down
    i dont have it in me to beat it anymore. feels like a chore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tiche, Moonlight GS, and a couple spells. I stopped playing "fair" after the second Morgot.

      Me until a couple weeks ago. You're not missing out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same here, though I took a break for 2 days and forced myself through it. Farum Azula's is definitely 'that' part of the game, but after beating its boss you get teleported straight to the final area and its a straight boss rush to the ending so its worth it.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't beaten her solo. I've tried many times but in the end just gave up and summoned. I don't care though cause if the game is willing to cheap me out with waterfowl dance, I WILL cheap it out by summoning. This is a close contender for worst soulslike boss barring bed of chaos

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    with the greatsword that's called Straight sword for whatever reason, frost infused plus bloodhound step because for the first 40 or so tries I didn't know how to dodge waterfowl
    don't remember what I was wearing but it was probably POISE central

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    an unfair boss requires unfair strats

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/i8bwOp0.jpg

      How did you beat her?

      Why does they always make her hot? She got ugly tranny body in game. And I thought japs are based.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Why does they always make her hot? She got ugly tranny body in game. And I thought japs are based.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she is a hot, tall woman

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Level 125, INT build, using ranged magic. Mostly Glintstone Dart, Ranni's Dark Moon and Night Comet. It was pretty hard creating space and having time to cast spells while she's breathing down my neck 24/7, since I did it without summons and without Spirit Ashes.
    Incredible boss, next playthrough I'll fight her 1v1 with a melee set-up.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't
    my first playthrough i did 100% blind and dident even know that areas was there untill my second playthrough, but by then I had burnt out and stopped caring for the time being

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fair. Props on the completely blind playthrough. I never knew there was a village of jar people until I long after I completed my blind playthrough.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fair. Props on the completely blind playthrough. I never knew there was a village of jar people until I long after I completed my blind playthrough.

      how can you guys play a videogame and not notice such obvious things

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >obvious
        >random vase in a random village unlocks secret area
        fromsoft are braindead

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a random village that gideon tells you to look for

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I never talked with gideon because I played the game like an open world game and not a fromsoft game and went exploring, the entire time feeling like I was playing the game wrong because there was no content in the open world with any sort of definition, probably the worst open world I have ever played. On a handful of playthroughs I made it to fire giant, usually by making builds that could dominate every boss as easily as possible (which wasn't difficult at all, took about 30 minutes to get the gear). I only actually tried to fight fire giant on two playthroughs and the second time I beat him at level 1. I then did the Haligtree for Millicent's quest and then never started up again. It's a completely broken experience, whether you like open worlds or fromsoft content neither are ever at their peak and their open world design looks like baby's first open world

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I never talked with gideon because I played the game like an open world game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wanted out of the hub as quick as possible to experience the open world, you know, the entire selling point of the game? By the time I went back to the hub I had beaten half the game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >consciously avoid talking to npcs
                >"wtf how was I supposed to know??"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would an open world game have practically the main quest of the game hidden in a vase

                that's bad game design
                >it's secret
                then it doesn't matter

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there is no hope left for you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So which is it, is it bad game design or does the point not matter because it's secret?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why would it being open world mean you're not allowed to talk to NPCs?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >didn't even beat the game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did end up "beating the game" but I just cheat engine killed maliketh, godfrey and uh... radagon once I realized the game was shit on an earlier save, I didn't include that part

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is akin to saying you beat the game by looking up the ending on youtube

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this is the kind of people shitposting about ER

                Yes the boss design is so well done

                ?t=9

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                we know you are shit at the game since you had to use cheat engine, we don't need more proof

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >video showing the game being bad
                >no you're bad
                cope retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >video explicitly showing the game being shit
                >"lol"
                what's your next reply going to be genius?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you mentally retarded?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I didn't need cheat engine to beat maliketh

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't even fight maliketh, I just turned him off. Not to feel good or anything I was just done with the game at that point

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hated this boss. The grab attacks were a pain to deal with.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's because his AI is based on input reading

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ppl who complain about input reading are just upset they get punished for dumb moves

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean the entire game is pretty much input reading so most of your basic inputs are going to be read at random to trigger an attack that always hits you

                I guess they thought they were being clever

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you are bad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No you see by definition input reading is an attack that always hits you by understanding your recovery time, so every boss at random will see you are initiating an input with a certain recovery time and they will have a weighted attack pool to choose from, most of them almost certainly guaranteeing a hit. Malenia for example has multiple, the kick, the riposte, the thrust and the standing slash and there's probably more

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >heal
                >godskin inputs read me and throws fireball
                >doesn't hit me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's other attacks they do on input too, thanks for bringing that one up

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My point is that they don't hit you if you play your cards right, which means your definition is wrong as you described they ALWAYS hit you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The fireball is triggered by distance. Bait it out before healing. Learn to adapt anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Heal after dodging oh wow.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bosses will recovery cancel to hit you with an input read attack

                it's pretty bad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No if they're in animation they won't be able to do another one before it ends.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the definition of recovery cancelling is animation cancelling yes, and bosses do it, albeit rarely on some and less on others

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's few but so few I can't even remember any other than the fucking first boss guy what was his mordot mardit something. He has an attack which he can extend into throwing a bunch of daggers if you press attack or item button while next to him. The "boss suddenly canceling its current string" is not the norm.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bosses fundamentally are designed from the ground up to have endless combos, just look at their combo chart at any time. A lot of the chart are actually combo extensions that the boss will initiate based on conditions you are in in order to try and get a kill on you. Some literally only come out on input

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aha. Examples? I beat many bosses with +0 weps and the fights took 10 min each and there was no thing like that so it must been patched then.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I already gave you examples

                No you see by definition input reading is an attack that always hits you by understanding your recovery time, so every boss at random will see you are initiating an input with a certain recovery time and they will have a weighted attack pool to choose from, most of them almost certainly guaranteeing a hit. Malenia for example has multiple, the kick, the riposte, the thrust and the standing slash and there's probably more

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes examples of what enemies do that? Just roll an attack and estus after instead of smashing r1.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Huh?
                are you illiterate?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If I estus after dodging an attack from the foreskin nagger the spell will always miss (if they even use it). Are YOU retarded?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what are you talking about

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking about naggers

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so you are mentally retarded

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it's not fair if they don't wait patiently until I'm done with my sips

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                learn attack patterns and positioning

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this is the kind of people shitposting about ER

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, you're trolling, but the Finger Readers exist to tell you things even if you completely miss Gideon and never revisit the Roundtable Hold. The Finger Reader in Liurnia at the broken bridge specifically mentions the Village of the Albinaurics and the hiding Albinauric Albus.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No clue how I missed the jar village tbh. It was right there, but somehow I never came across it.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just be better??? I don't get it, you have free iframes you can use at anytime

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one shots you
    >nothing personal, Kid

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Piercing Fang spam on my swordspear, the range is so long her AI doesn't recognize you're doing a melee attack and she attempts to dodge too late.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shield poke with the bloody helice for bleed
    summoned mimic for phase 2
    rng no waterfowl run

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I summoned a janny and he cleaned her up for me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many runes did you pay him?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He did it for free, I sent him home before finishing off Malenia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you also use summons for sex you cuck?

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most recently with powerstanced Claymore and Banished Knight Sword. No player summons or spirit summons, of course. She's truly a S-tier boss, so fun to fight.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that one laser beam sword tghat was super op at the game launch

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >Str + Arc build
    >Great omenkiller cleaver
    >Stormcaller
    >bloodflame blade
    >mimic tear
    We double teamed her so hard I thought I was in a Brazzers shoot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mimic tear

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holding a rivers of blood and an uchigatana. Her swords fun

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The dlc should add unique claws with a cool ash
    Like maybe dragon claws with a red lightning dash rake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be happy with a fire type fist weapon to complete my flame monk build

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I summoned mimic and used the skill on my blasphemous blade over and over

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recognize that 3d model

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I summoned some archer bois
    It was fun tbqh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The heavy archer knight was fun. Free knockdowns as long as you didn't let her pull aggro.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With giant crusher, a light shield just to block the clone attack, and light some pants, fast fast roll lets you mash roll to avoid most attacks making it "fair". Also a bunch of throwing knives and a egg timer, below 80% health she will death spin need to be far away. set egg timer mid fight post deathspin now i have 30 seconds to deal dmg. Egg timer goes off start running away, throw a knife if she dodges nothing happens, throw another she gets hit and 90% of the time she will deathspin but it's fine since you defused her with a knife from far away and you looked up how to roll into her second spin??? Make sure not to finish phase 1 with a stance break punish since from says FUCK YOU IT DOESN'T WORK. block stupid clones with light shield with shield buff, throw knife to be safe, 30 sec eggtimer again throw knives to defuse her deathspin+ egg timer again if she isn't dead defuse repeat win. Elden ring is a shit game ds1 and sek are the only good souls games fuck you gay snoy naggers i will never buy a gaystation so BB doesn't exist. FUCK THE BORING ASS GAME KNOWN AS ELDEN RING.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hit her with a club until she died.
    High poise strength builds can chew through her HP faster than she can heal it.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never found her zone and i refused to look up guides but after seeing the credits twice i dont feel like playing this any longer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Understandable. You had to put an amulet together in order to unlock the zone.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On my first character I used Blasphemlus Blade but I used its Weapon Art sparingly because it felt like it would suck the fun out of the fight if I abused it. The sword is still strong enough to stagger her a lot though and being able to interrupt her fairly reliably makes the fight fun to me. My second character, which I found to be a much more fun build overall, always had the Treespear and Raptor Claws equipped and I would go between the two, using the former to stagger her and interrupt her and thr latter to bleed her. I love those weapons.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me and my mimic bro beat the shit out of her with our guardian sword spears

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      base

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source for full image?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I found it on my own.
        You can too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine typing out this post instead of just copy pasting the link
          absolute disgrace

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is generalbutch isnt it....

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    currently fighting against the elden beast, I died just before I could kill it and then I thought, am I supposed to go somewhere else first?

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Naked with a greatshield and the godskin stitcher. En garde!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rapiers are cool. I liked the Frozen Needle.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you get the timing down you can stunlock her with it. Its pretty fun

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poisoning myself and spamming erdtree shield

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >heal while enemy has opportunity
    >get punished
    >cry about it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's sad people who are not even good at games can post here

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could do phase 1 without getting hit, but realised in phase 2 her RNG can decide to kill you at any time by cancelling a normally punishable move into waterfowl, and there's no cooldown. She also chases you down too actively for ranged cheese to work. My solution was to dodge attacks normally in phase 2 but punish from range with ice spear. That way if she decides to waterfowl I am far enough away to run away and survive it.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we will never see this glorious animation
    gbutch i'm sory, please come back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is generalbutch isnt it....

      He's a pajeet nagger, nothing of value was lost

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think it would work these days (I hear it's been nerfed, which it should), but my first game I SL1 her by baiting her in the small zone near the entrance and abusing Hoarfrost Stomp. Second phase was the toughest - her rot attacks leave you absolutely no margin for positionning mistakes.
    NG+ when I finally leveled, I just used my death build... can't say if it's good, but it worked with no big issue.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mimic and hoarfrost stomp pre-nerf and no i don't care

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a STRchad build with my mimic tear.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Iron Throne Sword is the Drake Sword of Elden Ring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i beat her with pre nerf moonveil and pre nerf mimic tear

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >generalbutch
    He lost.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    wheres her rot on her limbs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It disapears when she is horny.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moonveil and Mimic Tear because I have zero shame

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat LoP 100% not over leveled no specters or throwables used. I didn't get angry or annoyed once and loved it.

    My buddy begged my to get LoTF and holy shit I fucking hate this game wtf is up with that. Its so tedious and annoying.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    golden parry on a medium shield and wrym scalesword

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Night Coomet her to death, no summons solo, some good rng with waterfowl during phase 2 and plenty of practice on how to evade it at point blank. I have yet to beat her melee.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My first time was a str/faith build in crucible knight cosplay (with the sword) and that gold dorito shield with golden parry put on it. Took forever but was a really fun fight.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza cutter.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This whole input reading conversation is baffling.
    There is no other way for a video game to react to a player in real time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fags crying about input reading are just mad that the bosses don't sit back and wait until they're done healing themselves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Computer Vision algorithms like in self driving cars.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The end result is the same. They read events.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one guy brought up ray casting in another thread. it seemed cool on the surface until you realize that anything the computer is "looking" at, is tied inextricably to player input. your just adding a huge amount of processing overhead to have exactly the same effect.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whats the difference between input reading and a NPC noticing your character has started an attack/heal animation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Input reading is metagaming on fromsoft's part knowing you're stuck in an animation and sending an attack your way, the most famous ones are the healing ones

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And you can also do it to enemies, healing/attacking when you are aware that they're stuck in an animation

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you can input read enemies
          the dumbass from earlier I presume?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >see enemy start move, punish it
            NICE
            >enemy sees you start move, punishes it
            NOOOOO WTF YOUrE SUPPOSED TO LET ME HEAL

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you are aware the characters on your screen aren't puppets in a box right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they why are you expecting them to be?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The same delusional homosexuals praising Sekiro are somehow the loudest over input reading in Elden Ring

      You literally cannot have that "sword dance" flow of combat in Sekiro without input reading, how else is a boss going to parry/block with their katana and weapons?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Boss spends 90% of it's time doing literally fucking NOTHING except standing still and waiting for you to attack so it can slap you while you're trapped in the animation
      Wow what an unfun fucking concept, bitch, I wonder why nobody likes fights like Godskin Apostle and Maleina. Literally the most bitchmade and obnoxious way for a human player to play but now part of the story content.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Notice how they'll only do this if you play like a bitch too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Play the game
          >Get slapped by 100% accurate input reading
          >"Ok then homosexual you do something"
          >Nothing happens because the whole fight is based around the boss standing around and waiting to read your controller input
          Wow what a fun time. Not. This wasn't even a one-off thing either, felt like bosses constantly entered long phases of doing this. At least with a human player you can bait out attacks and do mindgames and shit to break that loop, they're not literally fucking robots using hacks to make sure you literally can't attack them without trading huge damage.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >At least with a human player you can bait out attacks and do mindgames and shit to break that loop
            i literally did this an hour straight with margit for fun the other day

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The easiest way to do it is with a throwing knife which can cause the boss to enter webm-worthy AI loops like those guys who trick bosses into jumping off cliffs by trying to chug an empty estus. It's just very lame and very obvious that the AI works this way, I can't remember it being that bad in other games. Honestly does feel like Sekiro but if they removed your ability to animation cancel out of almost everything and also most weapons are slower than the katana anyway so instead of the input reading making fights feel like a dance you're just constantly eating shit until you figure out the cheese strats for exploiting it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are many ways to go around it, the problem is generalization.
      Unless you want to make AI of every mob react to every different action by hand, and keep in mind that mobs can react to other mobs too, it's magnitudes more simple and efficient to just have a set of flags AIs can react to, like when the enemy does a move or launches a projectile. Basically you either use a simple system that works good in 90% cases or you make a whole new system that is 10 times more complex and works good in 95% cases.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two odachi with fire on NG, took me like, 3 hours
    By NG+ i just used a shitty Keen Uchi and got her on my third because of le waterfowl

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucked her but then I got rot dick

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just frost stomped the bitch with my mimic before it got nerfed

    but when I got gud.. I solo her with two curved swords, felt really accomplished honestly
    Orphan is harder

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sent my dad after her

    ?si=u5XKsTWgSxhOWjb-

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    adula's moonblade pre-nerf

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First (fresh) playthrough: Sorcery build where I just spammed Swarm of Flies until she died both phases (before the nerf)

    Second (fresh) Playthrough: Melee-Faith build at lvl 170 with Rykard's BLade

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Giant-Smasher.
    It was fucking painful, fuck her non-existent recovery frames.

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GG EZ

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat her without using shields, bleed, frost, hoarfrost, rotten breath, summons, spirits or other cheap shit.
    I learned her moves, changed my equipment and went toe to toe with her until I won. Yes you got filtered by the hardest option superboss. No you did not beat the game by cheating.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No story
    >Barren open world
    >No challenge
    >Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial
    >Input reading
    >Magic is overpowered
    >No mimics
    >Just summon ashes to win, bro!
    >Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly
    >Most weapon abilities trivialize the game
    >Like 75% of the game is optional
    >No solo invasions
    >No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point
    >4 endings are the same (kek)
    >Teleports (WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?????)
    >Intro is a powerpoint slideshow
    >"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever
    >Fast travel
    >They changed Malenia's white VA to black for woke points (OH NO NO)
    >All big bosses are garbage
    >Cuck shit
    >Feminist shit
    >Simp shit
    >Furry shit
    >Tranny shit
    >Gay shit
    >Pedophile shit
    >You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao)
    >Paid DLC
    >Final boss is a tranny and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games
    >Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards)
    >Boss reuse
    >Asset reuse
    >Worst camera ever
    Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this game is too unbalanced
    >the late game is too overtuned

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not overtuned, they're still using the demon's souls damage chart so it's actually kind of broken

      Have you ever wondered why bleed does so much damage? It's because all they did was inflate health pools by like 3 times and left the bleed % damage from Dark Souls the same as it has always been

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this your first time encountering greentext? Look at the image and ponder if I'm being serious.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well that's a first

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't, my wife Black Knife Tiche did. I helped a bit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luv me knife wife

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Simple as

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With a stick, while she slept

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    level 128
    80 int
    25 fth
    carian regal scepter +10
    mimic tear +10
    ancient death rancor / ranni's dark moon

    tried to do the comet azur one shot in phase 2, but it was too inconsistent.

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fire damage + mimic
    Level vigor

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit no, I didn't even go to the Haligtree. I didn't defeat the Demon of Hatred either because that shit's optional, bro.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      getting a bj is optional too. turns out optional things are the best, why would you skip them?

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With supreme drip

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With a claymore and still not remembering I can jump 80% of the time

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You too? I entered that area and got so bored I uinstalled the game on the spot, this was a bit after release, did everything possible up until that point. Haven't returned since and don't want to

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    +23 pickaxe
    i stopped leveling after rl100 because i was almost 5 shoting bosses, then this stated poc took me 100+ attempts
    also weapon arts are for gays

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Face-tanked her with dual halberds and heavy armor while being overleveled because I don't acknowledge this cut-content sekiro boss with sekiro mechanics as a souls boss.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How over leveled were you?
      Every time I tried to face tank her she out healed all the damage I did.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        150-160 I think, that was my level when I triggered one of the endings and she was one of the last bosses I fought.
        The key is to stunlock her against the wall with heavy weapons.

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I summoned my doppelganger, the mimic.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despite my best efforts I couldn't get Dark Souls 3 to run on my PC at a consistent 60fps, it constantly dropped down to 50fps or less when I entered new areas or when literally anything new came into the screen. So now I'm looking for a new game that isn't a poorly optimized PC port to scratch the itch that DS1 created for me (I played it a decade after it came out and even though it was janky and unfinished it was the best game I ever played).

    Lies of P looks good but it's almost too blatant rip off of Dark Souls. I tried Elden Ring but I had the same shit fps at all graphics settings despite having a rig that is above recommend specs. I'm not even looking for a Soulslike game, just something somewhat modern that creates the same feeling as the first half of DS1.

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a Dex built bitch that flinches easily, so I used pic related
    Once her Water Fowl threshold was met, I threw an ice pot at her, instantly knocking her out of her attack and continued my relentless assault. Repeat until dead and then T-Pose on her stupid gay AIDS flower

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    giant smasher charged R2
    blocked waterfowl with greatshield
    gunned her down while doing the flower with shield cannon
    all while fatrolling in fat armor

    game is easy

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had 2x golden halbards. You didnt beat her unless you learned how to roll through waterfowl dance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2x golden halberds
      NG+ sama...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, i traded reduvia to my friend for his golden halbard and just fucked the game. She only took 5 tries and after her and fire giant I never died because jump attack is 2 stronk.

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat her with pre-patch moonveil + stagger flask rape with mimic ashes. If you played the game any other way your first time then you didn't beat the game.

    I never fought her again, just did 500 hours of CE pvp after first playthrough.

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lots of desperate flailing and summoning the tall assassin bitch

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bloodhound step and claws

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    once with help, another is just curved beast sword w/ wolves summons and just unga bunga

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went naked because it made it easier to dodge and if you were getting hit then you were already failing the fight.
    The fight was actually fun outside of water fowl which is the only reason I spent the time to do it without summons or cheese.

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NIHIL! NIHIL! NIHIL!
    It didn't even qualify as a fight

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dual claws and force her back against the roots on the right side of the arena. She will try to side step and backpeddle but she cant do either of those. Just smack her around like that and thats it, she cant go anywhere and she is really easy to position again for p2 like that thanks to her lunge attack. The moment she does it and you dodge it, she is fucked

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beat her up with the caestus solo and then married her.

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bloodhounded the anime slash, then I fought her like it was Sekiro (used the long katana, essentially attacked whenever I could to flinch her, rolled her counter to counter her counter).

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Let Me Solo Her gets porn made in his honor of him fucking Melania. And you get nothing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even feel bad. He deserves it.

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Using the axe of Godric to get revenge for my bro

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some number of attempts with a regular halberd before i got fucking bored of her animation cancel auto-parry backstep and proceeded to wipe her the fuck out with the mimic and dragon halberd L2 spam
    bosses that run away from the player are gay 100% of the time and deserve to be curbstomped as cheesily as possible for wasting my time

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't find the slut and gave up playing hide and seek in that big fucking tree.

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choo-Choo!

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't bother.
    Got bored of open world meme before reaching her.
    Only from soulslike I didn't finish other than sekiro. Neither were fun.

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodhound step on a side dagger.

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By using the mimic tear.

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    haha im very glad i added "in real time" to my post. it made sure people wouldnt try to reply with some convoluted answer that amounts to scripted behavior that wanst relevant. im so glad i did that haha.

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Summoned Mimic Tear (Pre Nerf) with Blasphemous Blade equipped. The Weapon Skill would stun her pretty well while doing amazing damage. I had a fully upgraded Sword of Night & Flame and proceeded to laser and flame her down from a distance. Looking back now Mimic Tear was really busted at launch and trivialised a lot of fights.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blasph blade mimic is still retarted to this day, with a proper set they can still solo a lot of things, and the self healing make them durable enough for you to still nuke bosses with marais or whatever while they eat the load

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cold hookclaws. alternatively, parry +miserychorde + dagger talisman. alternatively, whack her with any fuckhuge weapon and stun her into the ground. alternatively, hire a black-ass nagger to rape her while you sit on the sidelines and shout advice about the best position for maximum penetration.

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grab her by the pussy.

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shot her in the face with a shotgun.

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain what the fuck is wrong with Martin? What spurs a man to write something like that "accursed" person?
    If Tolkien was still alive he'd probably be disturbed by the current state of things.

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pre-nerf flame of the redmanes, my gutz sword and tyche.

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Using a shield is very punishing against her. She lifesteals even if you are taking no damage while blocking.

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boss fight of Miquella in the dlc but it's literally Femto: yes or no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literally Femto
      So he could quickly grab you with his mind and sqush you?

  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hoarfrost Stomp
    STOMP
    STOMP
    STOMP
    STOMP
    STOMP
    it was really funny

  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lvl 130

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By teaming up with my wife, Tiche

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beat (my meat to) her.
    yes.

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sauce imemediately

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have the immediate sauce

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      general butch but it's a never released animation

  143. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    executioner sword arcane build is dumb op, each direct hit would stance break her
    idk why people say that dodging her shit is hard, her telegraphs are huge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >idk why people say that dodging her shit is hard, her telegraphs are huge
      The consensus in the casual community is that her difficulty comes mostly from Waterfowl Dance having unintuitive dodges and her clone attack. In the challenge run community people criticize her ability to animation cancel staggers and to eat up poise damage when in hyperarmour. But overall nobody claims most of her moveset is very challenging to dodge.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well roll me in butter and call me a honeybun, it seems that ive only ever engaged with the casuals because every time ive heard people talk about her, it was always that she too herd because unfair dodge range hitbox bullcrap something something
        i was hoping something like gael going in that fight because all the let me solo her memes and youtube left wing s o y boy essaists talking how we were not prepared for her

        once i got the timing for dance, the clones and the range of aeonia she is basically a nothing burger

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        99% of her moves are cut from Sekiro. I'm sure a Malenia lining up with some originality in ER's setting would've done more cool stuff, but as it stands outside of one ability shes less hard than Sister Friede or even Lady Maria.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but as it stands outside of one ability shes less hard than Sister Friede or even Lady Maria.
          I agree, after learning the waterfowl dodge, malenia fucks me up way less than sister friede does to this day. Arguably Lady Marias phase 3 too.

  144. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cheats

  145. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just let him solo her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cuck and shit joke of a guy.

      >idk why people say that dodging her shit is hard, her telegraphs are huge
      The consensus in the casual community is that her difficulty comes mostly from Waterfowl Dance having unintuitive dodges and her clone attack. In the challenge run community people criticize her ability to animation cancel staggers and to eat up poise damage when in hyperarmour. But overall nobody claims most of her moveset is very challenging to dodge.

      >her clone attack
      I don't think I've ever struggled with this. Just spam dodge backwards with a light load and you'll be fine.

  146. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spamming the phantom step or whatever it's called when she started her CUHRAZY anime attack

  147. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I looked up an easy cheese guide and did that, restated for the fight, used certain ashes and spammed her with some magic shit. I tried many times to kill her with my sword but I kept getting hit, which replenishes her health.

  148. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By dropping my pants.

  149. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slab greatshield (before nerf to talisman, so no stamina drain on block) and frost naginata (frost+bleed ticks) and Mimic (again - before nerf).
    Eat shit bitch.

  150. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >generalbutch makes elden ring BLACKED shit
    >instantly gets doxxed, deletes everything and vanishes from the face of the earth
    FROMchads i kneel.

  151. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't. I stopped playing after the fire giant. I got to the last section of the tree but by that point the game overstayed it welcome but to be fair I scraped the fuck out of the game so I brought the burnout on myself.

  152. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute girls!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can tell the race of the blacked-fan by how professionally the spade tattoo is superimposed in their edits. If it's decently blended and distorted to accommodate skin shape and lighting, it's a white or asian cuck. If it's lazily pasted without any adjustment, it's a black man with a preference for non-black women fantasizing about them preferring him.

  153. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weak to anal.

  154. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  155. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went in and kept trying. Slowly got gud. And I still barely won.

    Wished I recorded it. I barely beat her in a last epic try. I was either I keep doing damage or I get back and heal. I decided to keep going instead of wasting time to heal because I was so close. The gamble paid off. Then a second later, I died to Rot. When I revived, she was still dead. Got my trophy and everything.

    Best epic battle I've had in vidya all of last year. Here's the screenshot right after I died.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2032 friend 😉

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats Anon.Only beating Orphan of Kos and Sister Friede felt as satisfying.

  156. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bleed, frost and BHS. Also I got lucky and she only did b waterfowl dance once.

  157. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marriage sword + Mimic

    >inb4 you didn't beat the boss
    Unless you did it without healing, no armor, and with your fists only you didn't do it either lmao.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beat the boss
      Nobody other than speedrunners have beat this boss. The boss beat everyone else at least 10-1. If it took you two dozen times of dying until she died once, she beat you.

  158. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  159. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dual great swords

  160. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By raping her with the sould of my sex slave

  161. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guts sword, no summons, around level 140. Isshin took me longer I only died against her like 60 times

  162. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blasphemous blade + mimic originally, solo with RoB later on

  163. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt like any of the bosses in elden ring except Horah Loux

  164. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm I used trainer

  165. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On my cleric build I spammed swarm of flies and used dragon ice during the scarlet nuke

    On my mage build I spammed carian glintblades since the simplistic AI dodges when you cast the spell rather than when the pew pews come out. That and comet azur + infinite blue flask during phase 2 when she does the scarlet nuke

    On my pure strength build I used the greatsword and pretty much exclusively did crouch-pokes since that was the only way of getting damage on her with a slow-ass heavy weapon without leaving myself open to getting ass-raped by waterfowl. That and throwing alternating ice and fire pots during phase 2.

  166. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dual heavy weapons. originally didn't want to cheese but got it was taking too long

  167. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play Elden Ring but I'll never buy an open world game, so I'll wait until it is on gamepass or PS+.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t you just pirate it? I don’t think the game is that intensive

  168. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With skill and trial+error. No ashes of war, no bleed weapons, no summons, no shield, no magic/incantations, no poison or other gimmicks.

  169. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by not playing the game heh. i'm smaht

  170. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beat Malenia yesterday, now I'm fighting to Radagon and Elden Beast.

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