How do i build good wands with the crap your usually given, it just seems like you either get chainsaw and rapid-fire get to build sick wants to have ...

How do i build good wands with the crap your usually given, it just seems like you either get chainsaw and rapid-fire get to build sick wants to have high dps or you don't because you're not lucky enough

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    either machine gun wands or trigger of doom wands

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are many guaranteed good wands in the game if you are really that unlucky, maybe next time try looking for more wands on the mushroom biome so you can die there instead of dying in hiisi base with your poop wand

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game is hard when I have bad rng
    lmao why are you playing a rougelite then?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you play enough and experiment enough to make almost anything work. you don't have to build rapid fire every time for example, a single plasma beam or chain bolt can carry you all the way to jungle without any modifiers. any >400 mana recharge rate wand + 1 luminous drill can let you go anywhere. trigger + explosion is a great alternative. there a bunch of bad perks you can take early to make some spells extremely effective and then you can just rip them off at the shrine later

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    find low cast delay and recharge time wands
    alternatively use chainsaws and some projectile like spark bolt or bouncing burst to bring down cast delay
    digging bolt can bring down recharge time and multicast modifiers can effectively bypass it

    idk just experiment

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The safe lightning bolt, I think it's called chain bolt, will carry you through the first 3 areas. It's deceptively good.
    If you can't find a good spell past that, the true Lightning spell can carry through the rest of the game it's just very dangerous.
    Chainsaw isn't the only spell that can make insanely fast wands it's just the best at it.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a single damage type that has positive DPS against everything in the game? Holy? Velocity?

    I'm trying to build a 1 shot wand that works on everything so I don't have to swap modifiers / projectiles for different areas (lazy). Biggest problem I'm facing currently is the toothy spider takes ages to kill since it requires some consecutive crits of the non-projectile damage as that heals them to full. enemy with shields are also a problem as projectile teleport doesn't trigger soon enough and I often have to fire twice or 3 times on them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just add a weakness to projectile modifier and regular projectile damage will damage anything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are plenty of enemies immune to curse damage THO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Recent update made immune enemies no longer take damage from weakness curses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/B20ld65.jpeg

      How do i build good wands with the crap your usually given, it just seems like you either get chainsaw and rapid-fire get to build sick wants to have high dps or you don't because you're not lucky enough

      ping pong path + luminous drill = beaten game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shitter wand. I bet you choose the invisibility perk too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How did you know?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I figured you use the shitter perk if you’re okay with using the shitter wand.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some anon gave me good advice that actually works. Find anything that can dig soft materials and go to the desert. Dig down under the music box into the area underneath. Its a piss easy area with advanced wands for the beginning of the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean if you want to spend all that time walking all the way past the pyramid and back just to have pretty much the same odds of dying to some random bullshit and having to do it all over again every run then go for it. Sounds like a very boring and tedious way to play but the game is a sandbox. Personally I never leave the mountain unless I have good movement (teleport) and good digging. Pretty common to have those by snowy depths or hiisi base, and if I don't by then I just rush kolmi or start doing silly shit like fungal shifts to make the run interesting. I do enough traveling around the worlds when I get juiced, I'm not adding 15 minutes of walking across sand to the beginning of every run too.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Add mana is way more important than chainsaw and I'm tired of pretending it's not

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did an entire run last night and found probably 75% of all the wands in my main world and not one of them had add mana. Maybe I should have searched the vault and temple more but by that point the game is basically over if you’re not doing a godrun

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PERK PRIORITY LIST
    >perk lottery
    >shield
    >extra perk
    >explosive immunity
    >iron stomach
    >repelling cape
    >tinker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      add no more shuffle to this list

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no shuffle is low priority since most of the best wands you'll find are already no shuffle

        >No fire immunity/Oil Blood

        enjoy losing half of your health to non stop fires.

        gas blood is better. fire immunity is important, but you should be carrying around a pot of ambrosia which you get super early. also you're not getting set on fire (often) if you're teleporting everywhere so lower priority

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shuffle wands typically have better stats than non-shuffle wands.
          >assuming you're always going to get ambrosia

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ambrosia is good but unreliable, i'd much rather have the passive buff. you'd better be damn careful you don't get hit with wand disable or twitchiness while holding that teleport wand

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but you should be carrying around a pot of ambrosia which you get super early
          secondary detected. you do not find ambrosia early in 70+% of runs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a skill issue to me.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >skill having anything to do with your seed rng

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I find ambrosia in like half my runs, brother

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you do not find ambrosia early in 70+% of runs
            >Fungal Caverns
            >Ancient Lab
            >Chests
            >Pacifist Chests
            >Alchemists
            t. shitter

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lab

              Chests

              none of this is early, you illiterate moron

              I wasn't that anon, i'm just saying that dodging wizard spells is literally a skill issue.
              It's not that hard if you're paying attention/having caution around dark corners/long tunnels.
              literally just be better

              you havent gotten very far into the game and it shows. never gone into the wizards den huh

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you havent gotten very far into the game and it shows. never gone into the wizards den huh
                Dude
                If you get hit by poly in the wizard den it's your fault
                That's LITERALLY a skill issue

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah its totally possible to be able to see everything when theres 100 fricking projectiles flying around on your screen at all times

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Use the corners??? Hit and hide? Play safe?? Only go there after you do the perk exploit and you have all seeing eye??
                Use worm blood???

                Noita is about having a ton of tools all over the world for you to just deal with literally everything

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you havent gotten very far into the game and it shows. never gone into the wizards den huh
                You're so confidently moronic.
                I've had plenty of runs spanning several parallel worlds.
                stop lashing out at people just because you're ass at a video game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I've had plenty of runs spanning several parallel worlds
                uh huh, im sure you have

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do i keep talking to people like you?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thats a very impressive screenshot of someone elses achieves anon. even if it that was yours, you probably savescummed your way into it lol. no one as shitty as you did that legit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine seething this hard lmoa

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                did you really phonepost just to samegay? lmaoing at your life

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how could you know that unless you do it too

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >how could you know that
                because i have seen the stats that show the number of phoneposters on Ganker

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know nothing, and i didn't phonepost.
                Why is it so hard to believe someone is better at a video game than you?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh there are plenty of people better at video games than me anon, just not shitters like you who cheat and pretend otherwise. You arent fooling anyone but yourself.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if you genuinely think this and aren't jsut trolling you're pathetic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im not the one savescumming or seedscumming just to have decent runs anon. i roll the rng gambit every time i click a new run. the amount of times i have been killed by some offscreen bullshit is insane. a few games ago it was just a random enemy found a wand with nukes on it and started firing it before i even got to them. RNG bullshit is like a staple and core game mechanic in noita. to pretend everything is a preventable death is to openly admit that you cheated your way through and have never actually played genuine noita for any extended period.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >700 hours
            >haven't beaten final boss once
            lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No fire immunity/Oil Blood

      enjoy losing half of your health to non stop fires.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fire immune above any other immunity
      fire is so annoying in this game

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your IQ is low which is why you are only able to make good wands when you can copy the cookie cutter chainsaw builds you saw online.

    I know your IQ is low both because you can't figure out how to make wands, and because you are typing like an elementary schooler.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair you need a pretty high iq to understand noita

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop throwing away spark bolts its the second best spell in the game
    multicasting 5 spark bolts for 25 mana >>>>> any spell that costs 25 mana baseline except triplicate sometimes
    chainsaw is broken yes, but you dont have to rapidfire to deal a shitload of damage in a single cast
    focus less on "shoot fast" and more on "delete stuff in one hit"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is good advice. A lot of spells have stat bonuses that affect the entire spell block they're fired with. See pic related, it's the last group of stats which affect all spells in the same cast. Each spark bolt adds 0.05s of cast delay, -1 degree of spread, and +5% chance to crit. 5 spark bolts means +25% chance to crit.
      Definitely pay attention to the tooltips, especially these bottom stats. Similar story with modifiers, some modifiers that seem kinda useless may have some good benefits like horizontal path adding 7.5 damage and removing 0.1s of cast delay for 0 mana cost. And this is the threadly reminder to use these path altering modifiers inside triggers for free damage.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >use path altering modifiers inside triggers for free damage

        holy shit why haven't I been doing this. I've been tossing those spells because I hate them

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I try to mention it in most of the noita threads I'm in most of the time because this is really common actually.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my protip: get the emerald tablet in the mines and use it to trick kill all the easy enemies for double the gold.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh, so you're a noita huh? okay then, show me your best wand https://tinker-with-wands-online.vercel.app/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has anything surpassed tentacle timer spell to power combo yet?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's literally infinite damage so no

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what is that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's a combination of spells that utilize some quirks in the game's mechanics to do damage beyond what the game can calculate. usually when you hit something it will display a few guintillion damage, but that's just because the game gets bored of calculating the damage and stops when it realizes you've already killed the thing you hit. In reality it does orders of magnitude more damage.
          It goes:
          Tentacle with timer, heavy shot(technically not needed but kinda pretty much actually needed), homing shot(technically not needed either but you will absolutely want it), spells to power, divide by(any, but 10 may cause lag), omega letter spell and any projectile, I recommend sparkbolt. Optional wand refresh at the end.
          This can oneshot 64 orb kolmi

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >64 orb
            mama fricking mia is that actually a thing?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Technically not, but yes.
              Every NG+ the game counts it as another orb, and the maximum amount of NG+ is 28(because each NG+ costs one more orb than the previous one, and 5+28 is 33 so that's the most orbs you can collect because the game doesn't count the EoE orbs for NG+). So the total amount is 33 orbs from the world plus 28 "orbs" from the NG+ plus the EoE orb times 3, because of orb duplication, leading to a 64 orb mega boss with like, 1 sextillion health.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You lose orbs when you enter NG+ etc though don't you?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, you lose all your orbs, but you can collect them again.
                So what you have to do is collect 5 orbs and enter NG+, then collect 6 orbs in NG+ and enter NG++, then collect 7 orbs in NG++ and enter NG+++, and so on until NG+(2*), at which point you collect 33 orbs, do the EoE for the 34th orb, then duplicate it to get 3 orbs instead, which then leads to the boss having 64 orb health.
                Note that the game will display just 36 orbs on the side, because that's how many orbs you actually have. The 28 orbs only exist in regards to kolmis hp, and nothing else.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I get ya, I forgot that NG+ levels are the same as orb count with regards to Kolmi's health. Sorry I'm slow today.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Technically not, but yes.
              Every NG+ the game counts it as another orb, and the maximum amount of NG+ is 28(because each NG+ costs one more orb than the previous one, and 5+28 is 33 so that's the most orbs you can collect because the game doesn't count the EoE orbs for NG+). So the total amount is 33 orbs from the world plus 28 "orbs" from the NG+ plus the EoE orb times 3, because of orb duplication, leading to a 64 orb mega boss with like, 1 sextillion health.

              By the way, that little statue in the cave on the left side of the tree? That's to commemorate the first person ever to beat the 64 orb boss It took him 15 hours to do so.
              That was before the tentacle with timer thing was discovered though. Now you can kill him instantly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think there are some other combos that will kill 34 orb kolmi but they're more complicated than the tentacle timer one, some of them even use a 2nd wand to generate shit for spells to power. Meanwhile 7 slots does infinite damage with tentacle timer.

        what is that

        Spoilers if you care..
        https://noita.wiki.gg/wiki/Advanced_Guide:_Peaceful_Ending
        The specific build in question is the last one on the page.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's a combination of spells that utilize some quirks in the game's mechanics to do damage beyond what the game can calculate. usually when you hit something it will display a few guintillion damage, but that's just because the game gets bored of calculating the damage and stops when it realizes you've already killed the thing you hit. In reality it does orders of magnitude more damage.
          It goes:
          Tentacle with timer, heavy shot(technically not needed but kinda pretty much actually needed), homing shot(technically not needed either but you will absolutely want it), spells to power, divide by(any, but 10 may cause lag), omega letter spell and any projectile, I recommend sparkbolt. Optional wand refresh at the end.
          This can oneshot 64 orb kolmi

          so it’s another autistic cheese

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's fun

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Btw, adding projectile area teleport and replacing the projectile with omega saw blade leads to this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's easy, just go watch a youtube tutorial like most of the good kids.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why in the divide by guides do they only ever use at most 2 divide by 10's and then follow them up with several lesser divide bys?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because if you paid attention to the guides, there are caps on the amount of iterations you can use per divide by tier.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In a run right now, what autistic goal should I set myself?
    I already did sun quest and 34 orb so not those, and I am NOT doing 36 or ng+++++ Black persony

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do the new quests. there's the one with the floating islands

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Theres a fricking 36 orb quest?!

      do the new quests. there's the one with the floating islands

      Those are done in like 5 minutes as soon as you get a method to fly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        36 orb is seeded (cheater) run only.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it's not, you can duplicate the 34th orb from the EoE chest twice(for the right and left parallel world) giving you 36.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >1/1 000 000 odds unless you seed scum
            tell me again how it's not cheating

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't know
              https://kaliuresis.github.io/noa/

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm well aware of the RNG rigging tools, they are still cheating

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >goal only achievable with "cheating" put into the game officially
                >WTF why does the game want me to cheat???
                maybe... your definition of "cheat" is not shared by the game?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's not a "goal" it's more like an easter egg. the intended way to get it is to stumble upon it randomly with RNG odds so low that not everyone is intended to have it happen and even fewer able to carry that into a 36 orb run.

                Forcing it is cheating because there is no mechanism in the game to force it

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I just slapped three Bloodlusts on the music note spells

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Help, Ganker. My friend's wife is staying at my house right now. We're the only ones home and I want to frick her so bad. What do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stack multiple copies of more love

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I found how to turn EVERY SINGLE RUN into a godrun, it's pretty easy once you know how to do it
    >barely get hit in the first area
    >if you can't do this, that's a skill issue

    >look out for slime ball/energy orb/chainsaw/dig
    >if you get any of them, climb back up, run to the right in the desert, dig under the lava building and slowly kill stuff while collecting wands with the spells you need
    >gg you are now on a godrun

    >if you didnt get anything, look out for a circle of displacement, poly, blackhole, teleport, long distance cast + return
    >just leave the mountain intact/learn to kill steve with the statue
    >do the second area without getting hit too much and use the health recovery in the mountain while trying to clear the mushroom area on the left
    >if you found an energy orb or something else to dig, you can easily get 20k gold in that area alone

    >get to the third area, go back to the surface from the right
    >you should have something to dig in the desert if you didn't already, find a circle of vigor/healing bolt/personal firethrower
    >use the health recovery in the dark cave in the first area if needed
    >kill the guy on the left of the dark cave
    >unlock infinite spell with healing bolt/circle of vigor
    >gg you can't die anymore and you can do anything you want

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get polymorphed by a wizard
      >die instantly
      you havent played very long have you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          post any of your "god runs" as proof or frick off homosexual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't that anon, i'm just saying that dodging wizard spells is literally a skill issue.
            It's not that hard if you're paying attention/having caution around dark corners/long tunnels.
            literally just be better

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >get polymorphed by a wizard
          Sounds like a you problem.

          How do I avoid the dreaded polymorph?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just don't be moronic

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have to work on the timing of the dodge, if i dodge too soon i find it course corrects easier.
            and because it circles around you have to keep moving.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gitgud or egg

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >get polymorphed by a wizard
        Sounds like a you problem.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a skill issue

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your 4x more love?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I keep save scumming because there’s nothing that pisses me off more than getting 2 hours into a run only to be killed by some random fluke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its ok anon all the anons who brag about how everything is just a skill issue and theres no bullshit rng are savescumming too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        really?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >loot everything you find on the first floor
    >go to shop
    >either use the best wand you found or buy wan and then build a wand that can rapidly shoot a projectile that is not harmful to you
    >proceed to win every single run
    noita is not rocket science.
    once i figured out that wand crafting is literally everything and quite easy if you take a bit of time up front to look around you basically cant loose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could look around for three hours and on most of my runs not have the options to do what you're describing. What's the trick?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>loot everything you find on the first floor
      >>go to shop
      use the best wand you found or buy wan and then build a wand that can rapidly shoot a projectile that is not harmful to you
      times you have the resources to do this at this point in the game: 0!!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you don't get shit in mines then just drop down the pit and snatch a few things in the snow zone and climb back up

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >run into tentacle with timer, spells to power and divide by when I get into the jungle
    >remember that that combination was supposed to be broken as hell
    >experimenting around with those three and triplicate bolt in the next holy mountain
    >nothing much happening, just end up tentacling the statue
    >suddenly game freezes while the shotgun sound is looping
    >noita.exe is not responding
    >restart the game, there's an option to recover the last autosave
    >entire holy mountain is gone
    >not destroyed, gone, there's a huge rectangular empty space at the top of the level
    What the hell just happened?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      world corruption. chunks can vanish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huh, interesting. I wonder if there's a way to abuse this.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can find a shitload of wands just by exploring the 1st and 2nd area
    >refuse to do so and just beeline to the next area
    >"y me can't maek wand" - OP the moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can get a shitload of wands with 0 trigger or modifier spells and maybe one black hole among them just by exploring the 1st and 2nd area
      >"wtf y cant u maek wand"

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to desert with soft digging only
    >take teleport-inflicting hit
    >now trapped in box that requires hard digging
    I feel betrayed but I also saw this coming so whatever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >desert chasm before even getting to the first holy mountain
      Oh shit noita what are you doing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What can you do that is worth a shit within the first holy mountain that you can't do before it? I have never seen so much as a modifier or trigger spell in the mines, much less a way to make a reasonable amount of hard digging.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you speed run the first 2 mountains to grab perks then climb back up the pit and head over to mushroom land

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah when I try to "speedrun the first 2 mountains then go up" I get assraped.

            It's what I do each time I have something to dig there, you can take 2 strong wands and go back to the first holy mountain and you're set
            [...]
            I'm not sure what to tell you since I never had issues digging there

            you can dig through anything tho?
            other than dense rock that is

            My "digging spell" was slimeball. That's how I got stuck. That's all.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know for a fact you can do it with slimeball because that's how I did it the first time I went there, I don't think the rock is the same everywhere

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I tried slimeball on the grey rock and the red rock, it didn't destroy a single pixel of it. Only Ground or Sandstone (or less) was breakable, no level of Rock.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://map.runfast.stream/?map=regular-main-branch&x=14361&y=570&zoom=1107
                If you look at a map, you should be digging to the right of the lava arrow building
                I guess you got unlucky with that formation

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this series of holes lined up for me to create an actual tunnel down.
                also there's stuff on the other side of the fricking wall??? god I wish I was able to make even one decent wand I just want to explore the game world more freely holy fricking christ please god I have been playing for nearly 100 hours I want to die just give me one good run for the love of frick

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                took me ~60 hours to get my first ending, then~120 hours to get my first infinite run and explore the world (which ended tragically to polymorph). I'm at 300 hours now and I can reliably go infinite and do pretty much whatever I want in the game without fear. it really is just a skill issue (overcome by trial & error)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's NOT just skill. Every time anyone talks about how to do better at the fricking game they start with wandcrafting tips using tools I can get my hands on one (out of like twenty) of per run.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the skill is in surviving to ~300-400hp & jungle which is about learning every single tile, the best way to navigate it, what risks are worth taking on what levels, how to avoid chip damage, when to overstay for spells wands and when not to. what to drop and what to keep. knowing how to make use of spells that you might of originally considered garbo. learning that teleport is the number 1 early game "healing" spell

                and other such things

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >learning that teleport is the number 1 early game "healing" spell
                >teleport
                >earlygame
                ????????
                I think you're talking about skipping the health in holy mountains by not needing it, then leaving the mountain open, right? But even short-range teleport bolt is ridiculously rare on floors 1&2, I've seen it all of once in the first holy mountain shop and I wanted to cry. Surely you're not telling me something silly like "oh yeah the entire actual descent is the earlygame" or "oh yeah everyone but you can find teleportation easily". Please don't. I can't take it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you can find teleport easily in the first few zones, usually in the coal pits is where you can guarantee to get it as there are so many wands. it's a tier 0 spell so it's not exactly a rare find

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So I was just getting horrendously unlucky for an indeterminate amount of time until I complained about it. Lovely.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This
                It's always some spell I can never fricking get

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's what I do each time I have something to dig there, you can take 2 strong wands and go back to the first holy mountain and you're set
          [...]
          I'm not sure what to tell you since I never had issues digging there

          You can skim a few wands off the top of the blue fungal cavern and basically have midgame tier shit immediately

          Okay that actually sounds like a risky but rewarding early game strat. I think I personally would just get ganked by the first thunder mage/hiisi combo.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My ability to get ganked by enemies is dependent solely upon their positions and not at all on their actual danger level, so I die the same anyway. Logically I should be doing it every run, I don't because it adds like five minutes for the same level of disappointment.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's what I do each time I have something to dig there, you can take 2 strong wands and go back to the first holy mountain and you're set

        >go to desert with soft digging only
        >take teleport-inflicting hit
        >now trapped in box that requires hard digging
        I feel betrayed but I also saw this coming so whatever

        I'm not sure what to tell you since I never had issues digging there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can skim a few wands off the top of the blue fungal cavern and basically have midgame tier shit immediately

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can dig through anything tho?
      other than dense rock that is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't you abuse unstuck mechanic to escape if you really wanted to?
      >stand on top of ground you can't break
      >spam left / right fast enough to not actually change position
      >game thinks you're stuck and breaks pixel at your feet
      >repeat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There used to be a way to do that but I think they patched it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if youre patient you can maybe bait a tele mage into there with you, kill him, then use his blood to tp out
      its really not worth it though, so only do it for the satisfaction of telling the game to go frick itself

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a skill issue

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    after finding out that unstable crystal kills counts as accidental deaths and aren't counted towards your kill count i've been trying relentlessly to do a pacifist run where i don't "kill" anything

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I beat the alchemist boss underbeath the snow area?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just shoot him until he dies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 plasma beam (NOT cutter) makes short work of him without getting reflect killed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, its homing note, though i'm also partial to ball lightning if I can find it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fighting Yli for the second time
        >the first time he destroyed my anus
        >get a trigger bolt with triple damage buff lightning balls
        >find that purple homosexual
        >kill him in one hit from a mile away
        >first time finding the letters
        >gods are probably lagging
        Good game

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can win basically every single run (generic win being kill kolmiii the first normal ending a player will get) basically 95% of the time. 5% chance you die to some extreme bullshit like a ghost with a God wand that shoots you from off screen and instantly kills you. Learn the enemies patterns and learn how to build good wands. If you can't figure it out yourself look up guides.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros... this wand is so much fun and i havent even added anything to it yet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      daily run?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe? i think it might be my daily run

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's an insanely good digging wand too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chainsaw is the goat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do I utilize Chainsaw? I get it but it like goes
        Spell
        >stutter
        Spell
        >Stutter

        Where do I fricking put the chainsaw?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          before everything, it's the same with all passive spells

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chainsaw sets cast delay to 0 and recharge rate -0.17s. Here's some examples. Assume the wand's cast delay is 0.58s and the recharge rate is 0.68s.
          >[Double Spell] + [Chainsaw] + [Spark Bolt]
          Simultaneously casts both chainsaw and spark bolt with a cast delay of 0.05s and a recharge rate of 0.51s. Since there's only one spell, it casts every 0.51s.
          >[Double Spell] + [Spark Bolt] + [Chainsaw]
          Simultaneously casts both spark bolt and chainsaw with a cast delay of 0.00s and a recharge rate of 0.51s. Since there's only one spell, it casts every 0.51s.
          >[Chainsaw] + [Double Spell] + [Spark Bolt]
          Casts chainsaw with a cast delay of 0.00s, then simultaneously casts spark bolt and chainsaw with a cast delay of 0.00s and recharges at a rate of 0.34s, since chainsaw subtracted from the recharge twice.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you need the ability to cast a spell block with chainsaw inside it, so you need to cast two spells at once. Whether you do it with a multicasting wand or a multicasting spell doesn't matter, but you need to be able to end a multicast with chainsaw

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game filtered me hard with the lack of healing. There's so much shit that hurts you and almost nothing that heals you so you have to play like a pussy avoiding everything.
    There's even an eating mechanic that does absolutely nothing, like wtf?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hold me close bros... im gonna be shifting my brains out until i find the exact combination that turned my game into a never ending swamp of puke and acid melting through the whole game world.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shifting update: all water has been shifted to something called Sima. How fricked am i?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no fricking idea how to get through the ice world. Everything does so much damage, nothing dies.
    I once made it through but the portal was in a blood lake and my feet froze every fricking liquid it touched lmao

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you're new, you bend over backwards to build shitty bouncing burst machineguns that cover the whole screen and do no damage. Then you realize that the trigger spark bolt -> triple spell -> death cross x 3 wand you've been avoiding making is good enough to get you to the final boss.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you implying I get these kinds of spells consistently? With wands that actually have the max mana to cast them, and a regen time that lets me fire more than once per decade?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes you will if you actually explore.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >regularly get to hiisi base while having seen like one trigger spell in the entire run and checked dozens of wands
          >just explore even harder bro
          th-thanks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You need to work on your wand making bruv there's japs out there with 200+ win streaks. You probably take a ton of chip damage too so you aren't able to really explore the biomes. Everything down to snowy depths can be done with sticking your starting projectile on your starting bomb wand.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know there are people better than me at the fricking game I'm not mad about that I understand that I just don't understand how the frick I'm meant to get better when every avenue people give me to get better is either "avoid enemies even harder" (can't, they're in the way of the objective) or "kill enemies harder" (can't, they're in the way of wands).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Right next to the lava lake, there's a tablet that you can use to frick up most of the early game enemies. Practice kicking at the same time as throwing it to give your shots some extra juice.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is a bait and not worth your time unless you're already good at the game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I used it a lot as a beginner, especially since it doubles your gold. Just don't let yourself get crowded.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This good advice and worth your time unless you suck at the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So I was just getting horrendously unlucky for an indeterminate amount of time until I complained about it. Lovely.

        usually newer players lack the survival skills to fully explore mines / coalpits & fungal cavern / snowy depths and so they miss out on all the wands & hp pickups scattered around the map making the next zone harder

        most poeple don't even know there are chests / HP in this pile of coal. similarly in snowy depths most people think it has no HP but many of the lakes have HP in the bottom left corner and 'random' pools of water hidden in the fog of war have HP

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the boundary for not being a "newer player" includes "can fully explore fungal cavern without breaking a sweat"
          Every time I learn more about playing the game "right" it just disheartens me. What kind of wands do you even have that let you kill shit there in good time? And/or, how the frick are you meant to dodge some of this shit without cover?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the 'energy sphere' spell that can be in your starting wand is sufficient to clear coal pits and fungal cavern if you know what you're doing. it's better if you can slot it into a fast wand from mines, but it will work fine in the starting wand. the only enemy in that layer you can't take on with it is the mechanical machine gun guy (who you should always avoid anyways because of the 'stunlock' issues

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then how do I "know what I'm doing"? I take enemies on primarily by peeking from behind cover, when the enemies aren't anywhere near cover chip damage is basically mandatory. What strategy am I meant to be using? Are there pure movement tricks to avoid everything in open air from a range where starter spells can kill it realistically quickly?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"know what I'm doing"
                this encompasses a lot of things. in terms of combat it's knowing approximately how many hits each of the starting spells will need to kill the various enemies, which enemies you can fight in groups or need to bait into other areas. when to use physics / explosives, jumping into pools of blood for crit, what terrain is bad to fight on, never exploring/fighting upwards. being able to 100% dodge slimers / shotgunners / lava wasps, knowing to stay the frick away from potion guys, not being scared of using your utility for combat. knowing about death delays on liquids so you don't get slimed or lava'd after the fact

                for terrain it's learning all the tiles and where things you can't see are, the best places to use your bombs / tnt / fireballs, learning to ferry barrels over to areas to save on limited use spells, neutralizing acid so you don't waste explosives draining lakes, learning all the common spawn locations for chests / hearts. learning about the different RNG secrets in biomes (metal egg, oil basin, electric cup, meditation cube)

                you basicaly just keep playing the game, keep dying to bullshit and after enough hours your pattern recognition will get good enough that you can intuit all this stuff

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                holy shit I think your post has finally illuminated my problem
                I know ALL of the top parts. LITERALLY ALL OF THEM. Except some of the raw dodging stuff which is AIDS, and blood pools for crits, which I would not have imagined relevant given how annoying fluids are to work with but I can live with if it really is.
                But I don't even know how I was meant to begin to learn most of the bottom parts. I'm half decent at moving physics objects around, but I can't really save on bombs too much yet. What the frick do you mean, "tiles"? Have there been consistent rules to where enemies show up out of view and shit the entire time that I haven't been able to discern? Are you implying there are lakes of acid I should be worrying about neutralizing...?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >raw dodging
                you have to get used to this. this is a major form of chip damage that is easily avoidable with practice. shotgunners in those long wooden hallways in mines for example- you can practice the timing so that when you hear the wiener of the gun, you just jump and they can never hit you. you also need to know that a shotgunner on the other side of a mound of dirt from you who is baited to fire is very dangerous because the pellets will bounce somewhat randomly which is hard to dodge
                >What the frick do you mean, "tiles"
                maps are not completely random. they are preset tiles that are stitched together in various ways. and certain tiles have the chance to spawn items / pedistals. the more you encounter them the more familiar you get with them and the better you get and deciding to search or skip a tile. not rules for enemy spawning, but if you know the tiles you can get a good idea about whether there is a roof above you or if there is a potential pathway to hazards
                >Are you implying there are lakes of acid I should be worrying about neutralizing...
                you see it often, a pool of acid with a wand in the center of it, or just a pool of acid making traversal annoying. squirt 1 drop of water into that pool and then spam it with your wand. the fluids mix and the acid turns into harmless water

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can dodge shotgunners fairly easily but if I face most enemies and I'm on the ground I'm dead, because falling is a far more viable evasive maneuver than flying or jumping is. But fair enough.
                >they are preset tiles that are stitched together in various ways. and certain tiles have the chance to spawn items / pedistals
                What the frick. Whenever I see a structure-type thing that's identical to one I've already seen I understand that fine, but you're telling me literally every bit of cave formation is actually just a chunk of "stock cave"? I KNEW there was some rule to the world generation that I just was fundamentally not getting. That has a lot of value. Thanks for just telling me.
                >you see it often, a pool of acid with a wand in the center of it, or just a pool of acid making traversal annoying
                I have literally never seen a pool of acid. Acid melts everything, even brickwork. If you're talking about converting toxic fluid into water I knew that. Sorry to confuse you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh, yeah I was calling toxic fluid acid. green = acid in my brain

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Then how do I "know what I'm doing"?
                Pay attention to enemy behavior to better predict how they're gonna try to frick your day up.
                >What strategy am I meant to be using?
                As a general rule of thumb: hit enemy; don't get hit by enemy. Different enemies have different strategies. For example: don't get close to melee enemies, don't be under enemies that bleed hazardous material, don't fight ranged enemies while standing on top of explosive barrels.
                >Are there pure movement tricks to avoid everything in open air from a range where starter spells can kill it realistically quickly?
                Somewhat, yes. It is significantly easier to dodge while moving on the Y axis. Since most enemies shoot in an arc, they are extremely good at hitting you when you are traveling along the X axis, but if you fly up or down a bit you have a better chance at dodging. Many enemies (but certainly not all) also struggle to hit you if you are directly above or below them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there are also a lot of hp in the lakes and in the pools in and leading up to fungal cavern

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was hoping I would come into a thread like this one day and get confirmation of this. I've never wanted to take the time to dig through the dark areas. I will now change that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I play with a minimap mod that points out wands/chests/hearts and sometimes there isn't even a health pickup in the mines/collapsed mines. There are runs where you just eat shit and don't get anything aside from the one health up in the dark cave and that's only if you get a torch to not fumble around and drown in the dark.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I play with a minimap mod
            Lol.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >no argument

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no skills

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a subtle nod to the fact that you're fricking yourself over by developing poor habits in the long run. I've got a shitty sense of direction, but even I can easily navigate the world without needing a minimap.
                3D games like minecraft, on the other hand filter me hard in terms of getting me lost.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, let's say I'm developing poor habits. That's irrelevant to the actual discussion which was about how fully exploring the early areas will give you health. That's just not true, you can absolutely get fricked over by rng and not find any extra health in the first area.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >using a mod when there's a perk that shows where items are
                I hope you don't use the TWWE mod.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That's just not true, you can absolutely get fricked over by rng and not find any extra health in the first area
                You have at least 3 orbs you can access from the very beginning, so that's already 75 extra HP.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How is a newer player supposed to know they can leave the mountain for the orb in the desert? How is a newer player going to grab the orb at the floating island? How is a newer player going to grab the orb across the abyss without getting instantly melted by Sauvojen tuntija? An experienced player will know how to explore the overworld, but a new player isn't going to figure out how to do that with their starting tools or even know that they can.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Literally just walk around and explode walls.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >How is a newer player supposed to know they can leave the mountain for the orb in the desert? How is a newer player going to grab the orb at the floating island?
                Trying new things. I went in blind until I beat Kolmi and it's what I did anytime I started with some mud or water. The trek was long, so I just got better at dodging to not punish myself for needing a crutch.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                By exploring and experimenting? Do you really think it's some kind of cryptic near-impossible thing to be like "hmm I can ALMOST get over this wall, maybe I should come back later" or anything like that?
                Seriously what the frick is with people that just do not ever try anything? How do you even end up playing a game like this if you don't stray from the beaten path and tinker with things a little bit?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                even as someone who struggles with this game a comical amount I at least know to at least check off the beaten path. Getting opportunities to experiment rather than dying after achieving something unique is what I struggle with currently.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's a toad that explains there are worlds inside the paintings 🙂

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hmm, clearly the game wants me to go right and down.
                >what if I go left?
                >what if I go up?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I found most of those on literally my second ever run because I have an inquisitive mind.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trigger spark bolt -> triple spell -> death cross x
      That is the fricking thing, that wand only works x times until you're a sitting duck with your shitty starter wand
      Cast limits on spells is such a fricking moronic idea, takes so much fun out of the game
      If you had indefinite spells and could edit your wands everywhere from the get-go Noita would be a much more fun and interesting game for EVERYONE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's no limits on any of those spells.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any tried and true method to always find the Midas Draught ingredients?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      considering its literally random, no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Putting your seed in a generator or brute forcing every material. Some combos are practically impossible, so I just consider it a bonus as there's more reliable ways to get gold or healing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There actually is
      Do the gold biome run, it'll get you guaranteed gold in less time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gold biome run?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is a metric frick ton of gold on the East side of the map encased in extremely dense rock.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's only like 250k

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I imagine that room of gold is at least a ton in weight.
              I don't know about a frick ton.
              But it is easily a ton.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            noita be like
            >spend 3 hours finding a digging rod and going to the very edge of the map before you can start playing!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The gold run takes maybe half an hour.
              I used to do experimental wand runs, that was not fun.
              Same as the gold room, only down. Alot down.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >process involves the ability to dig through Very Dense Rock
                >only takes half an hour
                How exactly do you get your digging wands?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just explore more 🙂

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No wands needed, tannerkivi and paha silma for digging

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I actually recognize both of those items, but is there really a consistent and quick way to get those that doesn't assume I can dance around every enemy effortlessly?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know you can get the paha silma without seeing any enemies if you start with mud or are good at the trick where you levitate in water you spray upwards to get over the tree. I forget the "easy" ways to get the essence of earth from the thing in the east but I remember there are ways, and an essence eater is right there in the desert to turn it into the tannerkivi.
                The thing is, though, none of this is worth doing because you spend 45 minutes walking back and forth across the empty overworld doing frick all just to put shitty training wheels on your run.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I forget the "easy" ways to get the essence of earth from the thing in the east but I remember there are ways
                the silma can cut through the rock on the sides of the essence diamond (and in the mountain if you need a ledge to get over it), it's just real slow

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There actually is
          Do the gold biome run, it'll get you guaranteed gold in less time

          >less time

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I seriously refuse to believe there are people that actually do this.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get three (3) chest wands in mines
    This is the first time I've ever been able to craft one of these.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anger gods
      >three statue kicks whiff
      >die
      i fricking hate this game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Statue kicks have been nerfed recently, so you need much more momentum to frick up Steve.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    noitacels be like
    just get lucky lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're only at the coal pits genius, you can get through it with your starting wand.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spitter bolt with timer
      I don't know what you're b***hing about, you've already got options for a decent damage wand that will carry you at least to Hiisi base

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I use appearance only mods and still be able to unlock achievements/pillars?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. No mods allowed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so I can't have fun with my appearance until I finish those dumb pillars and achievements
        GAY!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just perform a visual substitution in your brain

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm imagining myself with your mother right now...

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hope for giga disc and pray for your life

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how someone can grow as a person and still not understand that learning is a natural part of them and being told to just learn to dodge better is an actual good advice

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been playing Noita Arena with a friend recently, it is the most unbalanced piece of shit I have ever played and I love it.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, noob homosexual with less than 50 hours of playtime
    >find a spell shop in the mines with the damage buff mod and add mana
    >backtrack to grab one of the music note spells since i've been hankering to do shit with them yeah i spoiled myself on some shit, sue me
    >a while later get the spiral path mod for a tiny bit of lifetime so it can actually start shredding
    >also had vampirism, more blood, and some disc spells, so i had basically infinite health
    >get to hiisi base, using the note spell as a melee weapon to deal with turrets as the discs were my main source of damage
    >forgot the turrets sometimes explode
    >get double-exploded by a turret and a gas tank it was right next to
    >get obliterated in one shot and my corpse is launched halfway across the screen
    >mfw
    and that's how i lost my luckiest run yet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stealth propane my beloved

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ebin:DD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fake?

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get tricked into thinking you can make cool wands in this game
    >all the cool spell webms are made by edit-wands-anywhere cheaters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, a time saving perk instead of hauling wands back to the holy mountain halfway across the map every time you find something you want to slot in

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh no, a time saving perk instead
        uppupupupup! it's a cheat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uh bro, your Sauvan Ydin?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Get filtered by your own moronic logic
      Many such cases

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >edit anywhere gay oblivious to the fact he was filtered by the games mechanics and had to cheat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >game's mechanics offer "edit wands anywhere" as a perk
          >but editing wands anywhere is NOT within the game's mechanics
          pick one

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It ceases to be a perk when you have a mod that always gives you the perk.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well yeah, duh, but why do you assume EVERYONE has that?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because every noita player uses it and proclaims so in each thread. You can also tell when they give a time estimate to accomplish any task and it is impossibly short for vanilla players.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >find ONE chainsaw spell
    >immediately turns my crappy splitter bolt wand into a machinegun that killed Steve in less than 5 seconds
    Just let the player character start with a chainsaw spell in their inventory
    Please
    It's so fricking mandatory to make good wands

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love this lil homie like you wouldnt believe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Especially if you snag it on the first level or two.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even fricking know what a good wand is. Sure better stats are better but you obviously can't have it all at the same time. Every time I drag my ass to fungal with the dog shit I've found in the first two areas I find all these wands and have like no idea which ones are actually better than the others. So I usually just pick something that seems to have decent reload speed and fire rate or has new spells built in.
    Great that any experimentation will punish you hard or just outright kill you.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shut up homosexuals, and post favorite music.

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