How do I get myself a GF who's into Pokemon

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Act like Brock and profess your love to "Nurse Joy" or "Officer Jenny". If one gets the reference, that's your target.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Be a successful person of some worth to society. Then when you meet a girl if she's into Pokemon, great.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go on conventions. This is how I met mine are we are on 14y toghether

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not a thing in my shithole - and no real girl would ever frequent one if it were

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If she's into pokemon she's 100% in love with Steven or some other male character. Doesn't that bother you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i met mine on /vp/ like 5 years ago, she lives with me IRL now. There used to be tons of girls in the shiny threads, although lots were troons in disguise. I think most girls jumped ship to streaming on twitch where they get more attention though so good luck

      I can confirm this is true (three guesses which character). Thankfully it doesn't bother me.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    worst mistake of my life

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve got a hot wife with big breasts who’s into Pokémon. You need to be a handsome and muscular (secret) man child.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    any girls around wales into pokemon
    i'll buy you pokemon stuff if you pretend to love me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where in Wales?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        newport

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How hard that is depends on how high your standards are.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Attend comic con and anime conventions.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    who’s the b***h

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lurk moar

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will tell you one small truth that will help you in your life.
    >Women have very few things that they will absolute love or hate in their lives.Mostly will have 0.
    What this means is that they are social animals and will justify everything based on their feelings. If she interacts with your friends she will start to enjoy your hobbies, specially if not doing so will make her feel isolated.
    You can make a girl do and like anything. Pokemon is not a high bar to handle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this anon definitely knows what he's taking about
      had a gf that liked Pokémon but only had interest because i had it and mainly in the anime and some stuff
      Actual gf loves pokemon and she was a pokemon freak until 4th gen and then regained interest when pokemon go came out so when we got together she was very into it (and still is, more because how into it I am)
      many girls don't have their own opinion or even their own insterests, usually they follow the ones of the dick they're riding or their dads, brothers, etc

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's basically impossible. Your best bet is to get a girlfriend and then turn her onto Pokemon. That's what I did with my ex, she still plays. It hurts bros.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >actually a bra
    For frick's sake. I came into this thread expecting to see body paint.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You know you can just Google that right

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    by touching grass. aka get a dating app, curate your profile so you dont look like a boring and depressed slob like everyone else here on this board, and go to a convention or pokemon event. then let the numbers game play itself out.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have to swallow your pride and date an ugly landwhale or a troony. Everyone knows attractive biological females don’t like video games. They just pretend to for attention online for their onlyfans. If a female unironically likes video games, she’s either hideous, obese, or “she” has a dick.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gross burnt out roastie. I can't tell if she's 20 or 45.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Look at that woman's face

    Woman really do age like milk

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