How do I make this game fun?

How do I make this game fun?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    try not being noob???

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You feel for the meme, it's okay I did too
    Dragon's Dogma is absolute ass, shit combat, shit world, shit characters, shit story
    There is nothing special about it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      both me, I'm troon btw not sure if I mentioned that before

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also me, my daughter (male) and my dog all have monkeypox. Not sure how that happened.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/taHMYVn.jpg

      How do I make this game fun?

      That's literally the biggest Ganker meme I've fallen for. I dumped ~20 hours on it, it never gets fun.

      You don't. The game is just not very good. Ganker is full of contrarians so you see morons defending shit game design and you fell for it. It happens, just learn from it.

      Why are Fromdrones like this? What is it about Dragon's Dogma that makes them lash out in fear this way?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >u no like game must be DARK SOULS

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >game must be DARK SOULS
          frick you and everyone who uses the term "soulslike" unironically

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not the one creating a strawman out of thin air to defend a shit game.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >out of thin air
              Where the frick do you think you are? Ganker is Fromdrone central these days.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a dark souls just flew over my house

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah? There must be a lore explanation for that. Someone get BASED Vaati on the case!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                who

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                git gud

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                amen

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fromgays hunt in packs, Arisen. Don't forget that even in numbers, a weakling is a weakling still! We can win!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Theyre mad theres no troony shit unlike elden ring

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fromshit sucks too but for different reasons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >both games have (in souls case used to be majority) autistic audiences
        >both revolve around exploring the mechanics for yourself with little to no hand holding
        >have similar approaches and philosophy to difficulty from creators
        >multiple builds based around slashing and attacking using medieval shit
        >both have waifu wars
        >both fanbases hate each others guts for no explicable reason
        Why are we like this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The troony false flag raids did a number on both fanbases. They’re infesting every DD/ER thread making us fight brother wars

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a soulsgay and I don't hate DD. I just think it's mediocre. Game's clearly a rushed mess that had potential.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally me. I want to like DD, but it does a lot to work against me actively liking it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it does a lot to work against me actively liking it
              Like not having canned animation finishers with full invulnerability?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Like not having canned animation finishers with full invulnerability?
                Huh?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, sorry. Fromdrones know those as "HARDCORE parries" and "PREPARE TO DIE backstabs".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >mental illness strawman vomit
                Didn’t play the game, not even worth a response but here’s your (you) I guess.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I want to like DD
              What causes this kind of thinking?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cool passion project with a diehard fanbase, interesting ideas, and a good ost make the game pique interest
                >gameplay filters people

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is that why most people just prefer to talk about games rather than play them?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I just think it's mediocre.
            That's rich, coming from the fan of a game that didn't have functioning graphics options, was limited to 30fps, often dipped below, had persistent mapping errors, netcode reliant on GFWL and AI literally more braindead than Quake 1's.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >can't forget GFWL because some old videos of DS1 I like including https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRswclEJ_Gk have shots of it
              It was fricking abysmal and I wish I had saved every hatemail I received on it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Still a better game. But I hope you aren't defending DD2 nowadays.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they hated him because he spoke the truth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, I didn't even bothered to check un the remake since it looks even browner and they added furries

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to mention in my original post:
      i am trans btw not sure if that matters

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *raises paw in solidarity*

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would say mods but there's only like 5 of them lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ... and you can't even use 2 mods at the same time since they change the same main file unless you have programmer's skills.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play as Magick Archer, use and upgrade the Rusted Bow & Daggers, get the immolation skill, derp the the enemies in oblivion with Torpor and Posion while crawling on them when on fire.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    giving yourself significant brain damage
    trooning out
    hard drugs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a friend who sadly trooned out, he has dragon's dogma on his library with a single digit play time. I wonder where he fell for the meme.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you don't, just make a good looking pawn and circlejerk on Ganker

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play mystik knight and slap your cannon

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dress your pawn in a variety of cute and sexy clothes. Then explore the world blind and climb on top of the giant enemies you encounter. Don't obsess over the simple quests. Don't play mage or warrior at the start of your first playthrough.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's not fun. don't fall for Ganker's tricks anymore.
    but at least it is better than 2.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's literally the biggest Ganker meme I've fallen for. I dumped ~20 hours on it, it never gets fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how stupid hahaha....
      it's a 6/10 at best

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. The game is just not very good. Ganker is full of contrarians so you see morons defending shit game design and you fell for it. It happens, just learn from it.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Early on I just abuse throwblasts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's that?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can make e-girls and you have this unique monsters (not in dd2):

    gorecyclops
    strigoi
    wyvern
    gargoyle
    living armor
    metal golem
    hydra
    wieneratrice
    evil eyes
    giant undead
    cursed dragon
    demon
    hell dogs
    invisible saurians

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By playing the 2nd one instead because the combat is actually good in that one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I thought the only good thing about DD was the combat?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People have nostalgia I guess, because i thought it sucked having played it in 2024. Maybe some of the vocations are better than others, but Mystic Knight, Fighter, and Warrior felt like shit, and the game was way too easy.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Magick Archer

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit game Ganker memed me into playing
    At least I didn't fall for it twice

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's pretty awful but i still finished it

    i can kinda see the appeal, pawns are great and there were some cool moments here and there but it was mostly a slog to get through, and that is the """improved""" version, imagine how bad the original game is...

    they should've taken this and built on it for dd2 but instead they somehow made another shit game

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just started on this game and I'm playing Hard Mode
    I am really annoyed just how often I keep getting one-shotted by like smaller tier enemies like Goblins and Wolves. Normal Mode's too easy for my liking but Hard Mode's just annoying, especially some of the bandit human enemies early on that are just absurdly tanky so I always have to play lame and keep reviving my allies while I'm pelting them with arrows. Currently playing strider but would like to try out other vocations eventually.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't get how such a mediocre game became part of "/v/'s culture". I'm almost convinced it was some very dedicated shitposter who couldn't stop forcing it until people tried it out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but dragon ages a classic amarite? xD

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these secondaries ITT
    you should really stick to watching streamers play video games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played the original on PS3 back then because a moronic friend convinced me to, it was shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like you have a based friend
        too bad about your taste

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's a moronic loser working a mcjob in his 30s, doesn't sound based
          my tastes are good enough to see this game is a fricking meme, sorry about yours

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put this on loop while playing the game

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hated Dragon's Dogma when I first played it, and I'm open to arguments as to whether it's my fault or the games fault, but I believe it was because I felt useless. I couldn't kill the infamous bandits and couldn't tell if it was because I was shit or because the game was too hard for me, and then I couldn't kill the ogre when you descend into the everfall (the one that normally kills itself by falling off anyway lol). It never occured to me that you should probably run from these enemies, and I think I blame that on the opening sequence where you fight the chimera. It set the wrong tone for the game, epic and heroic and you can do anything, not a 'weigh up your odds and play carefully' kind of game. The funny thing is, except for those particular bandits and that one ogre, there is never an enemy you can't take again in the natural course of play. Anyway I stopped playing after the ogre, left it a few months, but then felt compelled to return to it. It's now probably in the top five games I have the most hours in in my life.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Started it for the first time recently and it's action RPG kino. I really love having to prepare for my treks in the open world. I like this game for reasons other people dislike it.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, the game just isn't enjoyable to the brown races. Maybe try Call of Duty?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play one of the yellow vocations, or alternatively stop playing after killing Daimon once.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nu-Ganker deserves to be fricking purged

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are people who picked mage at the start of the game. And it's not their fault.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros.......

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, not even the best hardware money can get is able to get good framerates.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what site is that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        an old as frick website no one uses anymore and zoomers don't remember

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here. It does install something on your computer but I believe it's safe, I've been using it for a very long time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you for the spoonfeeding!

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't play on hard mode. explore around and frick with the different skills. T. accidentally got stuck in black bitter islands a few times before I knew how to actually play the game but now I have the exp multiplier ring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but now I have the exp multiplier ring.
      the what

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go warrior
    >Chuck pawns into sea
    Enjoy your Berserk game, and learn to hate Harpies far more than you thought possible

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    games like this remind me that theyre made for men in mind and not sperg (biological) women with an unhealthy obsession with video games and husbandos

    because the game does weird shit like the princess inviting you to her room for lesbian sex

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have fun blink striking enemies early on with the free DLC ring
    >level up enough of fighter to have fun parrying things
    >then have fun dragon mawing larger enemies down while spamming 500 mushrooms bound to the dpad through steam's controller settings to keep the stamina going for maw spam
    >then have fun swapping over to mystic knight and landing blessed shield parrries into 3 grand cannons nearby which shoots projectiles from all 3 several times
    I had fun. I wanted more Bitterblack content even if the scale was fricked.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing this game has going for it is monster climbing, everything else is shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just monster hunter but bad. Just play that instead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Monster Hunter is a Dark Souls ripoff with ridiculously inflated HP values. I'd rather suck a dick than play it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Monster Hunter is older than Dark Souls

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Monster Hunter is a Dark Souls ripoff
            lmao what
            Dragons Dogma is a Monster Hunter ripoff and Dark Souls is younger than Monster Hunter.

            Souls games are older by almost a decade, you actual simpletons

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good bait, carefully crafted anon
              You know MH had installments before World, right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So? It's not a fair comparison unless it's on the same platform. I don't care about Nintendo shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay anon I will not reply to your silly antics anymore
                You should be more productive today

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                better question is what year you think monhun came out
                protip: it's older than demon's souls

                The first game was released in 2004.

                Doesn't Dragon's Dogma literally use assets from PS2 MonHun? lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah and DD was just a MHWorld prototype, just like DD2 is just a MHWilds prototype

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't capcom game use capcom assets?
                I wouldn't be surprised, but I also haven't heard of that before
                Secondly, what's that gotta do with the price of tea in china? Anon said it was MH but bad and I disagree, what's with all this goalpost moving shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fromdrones do overwhelmingly seem to enjoy sucking wieners. They cannot help but mention it in every post they make.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Monster Hunter is a Dark Souls ripoff
          lmao what
          Dragons Dogma is a Monster Hunter ripoff and Dark Souls is younger than Monster Hunter.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he fell for the meme

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all great games on top
      holy fricking shit this place is truly dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >900 morons fell for a fricking gacha
      lmao

      [...]
      Souls games are older by almost a decade, you actual simpletons

      >moves goalpost
      That's not Dark Souls. Next time you'll be posting King's Field.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When the frick do you think Dark Souls came out? 2019?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A year before DD and 7 years after Monster Hunter.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >7 years after Monster Hunter
            You mean before. MH came out in 2018.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The first game was released in 2004.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >MH came ou-ACK

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nintendo shit doesn't count

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            MHW came out way after that and Souls influences are clear in the design.
            >interconnected open world
            >weapon classes with separate movesets
            >(technical stuff) motion values
            >storytelling through item descriptions
            I'd say tail drops too but other games had that before.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's ok anon, you never heard about Monster Hunter before World despite it always being big in Japan and MH 3rd best the third best selling PSP game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you've never played a Souls game in your life, Capshill. All of those are staple Souls features.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then how the frick are you unaware of item descriptions? I understand surface level players may not know about motion values, but even dumshit youtubers know about the descriptions.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can I play as the shitposting king in DD2?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >interconnected open world
              that's not even remotely what MHW is
              >weapon classes with separate movesets
              this has been a staple of the monster hunter franchise since fricking 2004 you demented homosexual
              >(technical stuff) motion values
              you mean like any fricking action game
              >storytelling through item descriptions
              this was always cope for lazy writing but I'll give fromsoft credit that they did not invent laziness, and they were far from the first to do this

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that's not even remotely what MHW is
                It was one of the most marketed features of MHW. Are you being obtuse on purpose?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What? When was mhw marketed as open world game?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          better question is what year you think monhun came out
          protip: it's older than demon's souls

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It takes a long time for the game to get going, in the beginning, it can be actually very tedious, but eventually something clicked and it started being really fun and I wanted to do as much as I possibly could until finishing it.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont think you can force it. I couldnt.
    I guess you either fall in love with it right away or you just dont

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just downloaded the game. I've heard that cosplaying as guts is a bad way to play the game, is that correct? What is a fun build?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Strider is the most fun imo
      Or Assassin

      t. played Gutsmode for ~100 levels

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll try that strider out, I don't really like playing assassins

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. played Gutsmode for ~100 levels
        what did they mean by this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Warrior is limited to 3 skills and doesn't feel as strong as it probably should, but try it anyway. Some people liked it even if it never clicked with me.
      >What is a fun build?
      Don't worry about minmaxing unless you want to since gear is 90% of your strength. Aim to get augments from different vocations rather than minmax your stat increases since augments do more.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not worried about minmaxing, I'm just worried about my preferred way of playing being boring, I guy I know told me that he wanted to cosplay as guts and it made him hate the game. He switched to something else and had a blast

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can swap vocations more easily than you think especially once you reach Gran Soren. Just don't start out with Mage since it's a trial version of Wizard and Mage is reserved for support b***h pawns. Unless you want to heal the Ox Cart to kick spam it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok thanks, I'm downloading a mod that restores berserk equipment and will give it a shot

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok thanks, I'm downloading a mod that restores berserk equipment and will give it a shot

            oh yeah also the oxcart escort at the beginning SUCKS it's a huge filter

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ox cart is like 2 hours in if you do all the quests and explore the surroundings a bit.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of those games where it only gets good after X amount of hours, you get your shit tossed at first and the fun only starts when you level up and get better loot and feel the satisfaction of fricking up those queers that gave you a hard time before.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By acquiring enough vidya literacy to become capable of understanding that it's the best game ever made.
    It's not some casual slop that a moron who only plays fotm trash could appreciate.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dragon's Dogma gets a sequel
    >Monster Hunter gets sequels
    >Resident evil gets remakes out the ass
    >Lost Planet 2 still stuck in GFWL hell
    it hurts bros

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're not having fun it's because you're in the process of being filtered

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game needed 10 more common enemies and 5 more uncommon big enemies.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    be gay and love fashion

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uninstall it.
    Install Genshin Impact, the ultimate open world JRPG.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bought this years ago since it was shilled so hard and didn't like it at all.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragons dogma will filter people early because of the way balance works. Bandit hill is the problem personified.
    >fighting and killing goblins and wolves just fine.
    >travel 20 ft up a hill, find a bandit who will kick the ever loving shit out of you while you barely tickle him.
    This is where I got filtered on my first playthrough. Its something to do with how damage vs defense is calculated.
    The solution?
    >level up like twice and/or get a slightly stronger weapon. Suddenly the bandit will be easy and no enemy will filter you for the rest of the game
    Raising ones stats to fight a strong enemy is nothing new for rpgs, but dragons dogma does it in a way that just feels unnatural.
    Still really fun though once I came back to it after getting filtered

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Click the "new game" button on the main menu. Hope this helps!

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you play it.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By playing the much improved sequel

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to finally beat Bitterblack Isle but I suck at this game and don’t understand stat growth
    I’m level 53 atm, I don’t remember if I started out as Mage or Fighter but I’ve got 2/3rds of the ranks for Fighter, and have maxed out Mage, Sorcerer and Mystic Knight
    I have one rank in Assassin and Warrior, and haven’t unlocked Strider, Ranger, or Magic Archer

    Any build advice? Should I switch to Assassin or Ranger (or Warrior?) for a while to make up for my probably abysmal physical stats? Or is Mystic Knight good enough to just ignore the leveling stat growth?

    Also any general advice about bitterblack or just basic gameplay, crafting etc. would be appreciated, I feel like I have probably gotten too much brain damage since I first played this

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i finished dd1 as warrior cause control scheme was dogshit and i used kb/m, in retrospect game was unfinished and average and i do not understand the hype around it

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