How do people play games like Darkwood when Alien Isolation, Outlast, Blair Witch, etc exist?

Never fall for indie game hype.

Alien Isolation is the one game I wish was 30 hours long rather than the 16 I played it.

Meanwhile, I could barely put up with 2 hours of the shitty prologue and opening gameplay of Darkwood. No, I don't want to do survival crafting, I want a horror game.

>B-b-but Alien Isolation has crafting!

It also has a better interface and controls.

My question is: How do you go back and play unappealing games like this?

>Y-y-y-you just don't like 2D games

Blasphemous is great. This isn't.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why are there so many bots here

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    because it's atmospheric, and it is a lot of fun

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >How do people play new slop
    because the zooms see it in their markiplier feeds which then become the only games they can think about or consider playing. the algorithm won't recommend old anti-slop unless you have a good history of searching for a specific game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ you dumb autistic zoomer you b***h and moan about this game every single fricking day and all your "complaints" boil down to being a dumb zoomer
      I will whoop your ass if you keep this up

      >new slop
      Darkwood is older than Isolation.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Darkwood is older than Isolation.

        Darkwood release date
        17 Aug, 2017

        Isolation release date
        6 Oct, 2014

        You're proof enough I talk to moronic schizos who eat lead paint on this board.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's the 1.0 release date. Darkwood originally launched in July 2014.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            ... and the game still sucks? Holy KWABOLA

            Also Alien Isolation was a complete game at launch while Darkwood basically was never good and will never be good.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Whatever you say, underage. Enjoy your "hiding in lockers like a pussy" simulator.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                why are you replying to a bait thread like a moron

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Alien Isolation plays nothing like Darkwood. There.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Alien Isolation plays nothing like Darkwood. There.

      They're both horror games and I'd easily recommend Alien Isolation to anyone over Slavshitwood

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >capitalizing slave word
        c'mon man, you're so close to having a healthy mindset,

        you must realize these disgusting creatures doesn't deserve a single thought about being considered sapient, torturing slavshits should be a legal relax activity

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bot:
    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/T2rWHPbL4nLSVEtkbOSIuA/

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like either

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Darkwood
      >Terrible controls on keyboard or a controller

      Understandable

      >Alien Isolation
      >...???

      That's just you being a tastelet.

      Russia is losing

      Russians can only play garbage like Darkwood so it makes sense

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Russia is losing

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Better question is why are you so buck-broken about Deadwood? You've posted this thread multiple times.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    some people enjoy wasting their time, i guess.

    i have literally ADHD so i can't play any games that aren't bing bing wahoo lightshows and i don't feel like i'm missing out on anything. i don't understand what people are doing during the long stretches of grinding and nothingness in games like darkwood or world of warcraft or whatever. i can only assume that they tolerate the nothingness because there is nothing going on inside their head.

    which, realistically, is quite accurate. such is the nature of ADHD/normies.

    anyway

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Real

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >anon admits he's mentally ill

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ADHD is a developmental disorder not a mental illness kthx

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you cannot be serious lmfao. people with adhd are so moronic they unironically live by quantity over quality I guess

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Uh no, real adhd is seevre executive dysfunction which means that's you can't commit or adhere to the mental:physical barrier in tasks. Outside of dopamine chasers (addicts) in adhd this presents riseld as a severe inability to begin or execute tasks. The exact opposite of quantity.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Only person itt who knows what ADHD is. It should be called time perception deficit or something, would be more appropriate.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >people with adhd are so moronic they unironically live by quantity over quality I guess
        doing nothing is not quality. the only reason you put up with it is because you don't want more. an uncharitable way to phrase this would be to say that you have low standards, but the reality is simply that you have a lower need for stimulation. you don't get bored as fast or as easily.

        i just want more out of my games than you do. i don't think that means lower quality, it just means more high quality.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >i have literally ADHD
      Only zoomers identify as and live by their illnesses

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i identify as myself, which is someone who has ADHD, and ADHD explains a lot of why i am the way that i am, which is relevant to this thread in the way that i described.

        only zoomers try and turn banal observations that people are different in definable ways into culture war issues.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for agreeing with me

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nobody cares about your gay little disorder homosexual

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people with autism and adhd always announce it to the internet?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >i have literally ADHD so i can't play any games that aren't bing bing wahoo lightshows
      I have ADHD and I can so it's not your ADHD but your personality. Tasteful pacing makes the scary moments scarier.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Darkwood is scary. Alien is not scary

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    don't care about any of these games but alien isolation is one of the most boring games I've ever played. if you're gonna take offense that people don't agree with the fact that you dislike a critically acclaimed game, pick better horror to shill

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Different games offer different experiences.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >you can only play one game
    >you can't play other games after finishing those ones
    are you moronic

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Every night you complain about this game
    I'm also 99% sure you're the same moron that did it like 2 years ago
    Holy frick dude did you stop taking your seroquil?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't read but holy reddit spacing.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    haven't tried alien isolation is it as good as this gay is hyping or overrated

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think the general consensus is that it's good but overstays it's welcome.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >it's
        *its

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because Darkwood is scary. Alien: Isolation is a great game but you are not against the unknown really, Alien is a well-known ip. Darkwood is a completely fresh experience, you have no idea about the rules of the established world, anything can happen and that is scary.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you so obsessed with the game?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >No, I don't want to do survival crafting
    Alien Isolation also has survival crafting.
    >It also has a better interface and controls.
    You're moving goalposts. This is a different argument. Both games have crafting and the interface in which you can craft is irrelevant.
    >I want a horror game.
    Both games are horror games.
    >Y-y-y-you just don't like 2D games
    Maybe you don't like top down horror games specifically? Why are you making broad, dishonest generalizations?

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why is there a darkwood le bad thread every day?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Someone got filtered and is now mad about it trying to figure out if he's the only one, by rage baiting.

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