how do we shake up the meta?

how do we shake up the meta?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    before each match you get to secretly select one of you pawns as a bomb carrier. When it gets taken all pieces in a 3x3 square around it are removed from the board, including the piece that captured it. As a downside the pawn can no longer promote if it reaches the end of the board.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      part of the main appeal of chess is it being a perfect information game
      shitty mindgames and guessing are for TCGs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        or stratego

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you stop someone from just claiming a pawn that got captured was the bomb carrier

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just write it down before the game starts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Put a sticker on the underside of the pawn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just stole that from Stratego.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nerf castling
    Remove promotions
    +5% health to pawns
    Make the queen a man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Casting is overrated.

      I see so many idiots rushing to castle without any specific purpose I just end up checkmating them with their queen trapped in the corner.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some madman already made this

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both players move at the same time. Pieces that move to the same spot capture each other

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fischer_random_chess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      >figures out every possible combination
      Heheh, nothing personal, chud.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bishop to rook 4

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Player A.
      Not only is he the white player, but he also has 3 white land cards. What is player B going to do, make Player A draw 4 cards when he's doing a Magic Deck build? Player B doesn't even have ammo equipped for his colt .22
      It's so one sided it's not even funny

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're underestimating the threat posed by the red Ludo piece, it could undo all the development of the white player, and defeating it might trigger its trap card.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extinction_chess

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    each player starts with a single pawn. at the end of each turn they roll to receive one of the remaining pieces. the player may sacrifice a corresponding percentage of the prize money to gain additional rolls.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    open with a4 ra3 apparently

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried but they banned me for playing offmeta.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't Final Fantasy do turn-based or ATB better than Chess?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    redpill me on Shogi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just chess, Japan

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just solved chess. No ML bullshit, but an actual algorithm that guarantees a 100% victory rate, provided that you are white, the opponent starts without the c7 pawn and there's no en passant

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could I become a grandmaster if I develop my sleight of hand skills to a point where I can swipe an opponent's queen without him noticing?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When will chess get the building update to spawn more pawns

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      guy is possibly the most immaculate example of dunning-kreuger to ever exist in real life

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The people who believe he's smart and actually gives a shit are even worse

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHESS KOMBAT!!

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    resources that can produce more pawns

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool... pawn barracks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why does it sound like this in the first place

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This has been a long and deeply explored rabbit hole. The main theories are:
          -Terran armies in the sc1 lore (SC2 completely retconned this) were entirely made up of conscripts who were basically reprogrammed clockwork orange style to serve whatever faction. That scream is the person being "trained" ie tortured into a new alliegiance.
          -Sound libraries were somewhat limited back then and the guy didn't know what to put
          -Mistakenly left in after playtesting
          -Just a way to add to the dark atmosphere of starcraft 1 (intent or not it worked)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's just a drunk frat boy screaming "YEEEEEAAAAHHHH" after acing an exam

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you double check a king you auto win

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The King is clearly too weak

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just play these variants

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got into chess last year.

    The amount of salty homosexuals is ridiculous. This is supposedly a smart peoples game yet it's mostly just Black folk who draw out the game intentionally to waste your time the second they frick up.

    Now I mostly play bullet because at least the most time they'll waste of mine is a minute.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get your rating up some and you'll run into fewer ragestallers

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chess is all about the person behind it. it's a very personal game

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they make chess grand-masters play total war games?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we add power zones around the board that unlocks a gun that can be used to shoot opponents pieces like the game crossfire.

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